why didn't Thanos just wish for unlimited resources?

why didn't Thanos just wish for unlimited resources?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is a moron

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The universe already contains unlimited resources. Better question, why did he pick randos instead of homos and such?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's ZESTY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get rid of small hat tribe
      >population of third world planets drop to their natural equilibrium now that their populations aren't being given more resources than they can sustainably produce
      >everything naturally balances out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, in his view

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because if he did, he'd just unequivocally be the hero. imagine if he just snapped out india or china. its probably half the population anyway.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not very balanced is it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Thanos just wish for infinite Funko Pops

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Funkos were infinite than his collection would be worthless

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t Thanos prevent 9/11?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Thanos kneels to israeliteGODS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chili

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pozole

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a bunch of universes so why didn’t Thanos implement a mechanism in each universe that once a universe reaches a certain population threshold, it splits off into a new universe. This would allow for infinite universes and most universes would probably never hit the population cap anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TVA would have intervened and pruned him, likely

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are different sizes of infinity. even if he makes infinite resources, the population would get infinitely larger fast enough to destroy itself

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didnt pass calc 1

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It slipped his mind

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because there is no such thing.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because then everything would collapse in on itself from there suddenly being infinite matter occupying infinite space. Anything on earth would just be crushed instantly by the sudden appearance of random matter filling up every atom of local space.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ye, but he could wish thst this gaygu gay arbitrary made-up-by-a-dumbass-anon rule doesn't exist

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Or that his dick was an omnipotent infinitely stretchible but harder than anything in the universe and woul auto avoid hurting him and would auto kill anyone who threatened him. (It would kind of look like that liquid metal attack from escaflowne)

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he’s a psycho who wants to kill people and came up with a dogshit reason to justify it.

    He’s like one of these morons that write a manifesto before going on a shooting spree

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could someone explain to me Thaynos's power before he had the gay stones.
      Like he can easily heem hulk but we never see him jump around spastically like hulk. You know what i mean? Like wouldn't we have seem similarr or greater feats compared to hulk?
      I know it's a movie and not real but just indulge me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And now you realize why intelligent people don't watch this shit.
        It's fricking dumb!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's a titan so he's just strong as frick. the thing with hulk is, he's basically completely invincible but needs to work up to it. they never have hulk go full power in the movies because he'd just body every villain immediately. so base thanos can handle that hulk.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still don't get it.
          I get him being titan makes him steong as frick but none of what he demonstrates make it looks like he's strong but juat easily fights the hulk. Like thanos moves is like a heavyweight but both but and hulk looks like a heavyweight but moves like feather weight.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the real issue is not that we don't have enough resources, it's that we're too many fricking people and the only way to get peace and quiet is to kill 90% of Earth's population.

    Soon, you too will grow up and be driven insane and start planning a shooting spree even if there's just one annoying b***h walking too slowly with her kiddy stroller in front of you.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They really should've gone for the insane angle with Thanos much harder than they did, which was barely at all. The heroes even seem to tacitly agree that his plan will achieve its goal and are only at odds with him on the moral grounds, as if it would be too confusing for audiences if they also disagreed on the practical grounds, i.e. stating clearly that his plan makes no sense on top of being evil and so on.

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