Why didn't they just do this in Jurassic Park

Why didn't they just do this in Jurassic Park

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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did you not watch the second movie?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Roland was stupid. Why would he leave his gun next to a guy who earlier made it pretty clear that he disapproves of him killing the dinosaurs?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        In all fairness I don’t fault him for not fathoming in this life or death situation where we all have to band together or die that one fricking madman would try disarming him.
        That said would Roland’s gun have even been able to kill that thing? All his men had AKs and stuff and couldnt do shit.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          he was using nitro express elephant rounds
          just one would've blown a hole in the rex' skull, the second one was just in case he missed the first shot

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Alright so I had to dig hard because everything I found at first was about some gay video game but Roland’s gun isn’t a rifle or shotgun it’s like a rocket launcher with an exploding shell.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/The_Lost_World:_Jurassic_Park#Searcy_Double_Barrel_Rifle
              In the first jurassic park book they use a rocket launcher are you sure you’re not thinking of that? Roland 100% had a rifle.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                No it’s just a really really big rifle round from the 1880s for shooting hippos and elephants. Imagine a small artillery canon shell fired from the shoulder

                Yeah it’s not shooting a conventional bullet, it’s an exploding shell.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Not a real thing.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                It’s in THE MOVIE THOUGH.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                They never mention the ammo, looks like regular bullets. Sounds like some head canon from a noguns moron.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Going back in the conversation chain you’ll see some frickstick said he was using nitro super elephant rounds so I looked those up and they’re exploding shells used for hunting elephants but most of what i saw was from a video game.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                They are not explosive. Nitro is just the name.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn’t basing it off the name, those elephant slugs fricking explode m8

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Okay moron.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              No it’s just a really really big rifle round from the 1880s for shooting hippos and elephants. Imagine a small artillery canon shell fired from the shoulder

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they include this?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      that's just a screenshot from Joe & Mac

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they have any Iguanadons as safety protocol?

      Evolution is just a theory.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        A GAME THEORY.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >CHARMELEON, USE FLAMETHROWER!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they have any Iguanadons as safety protocol?

      and a giant lizard somehow becomes a parakeet.... where is the science there..

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they have any Iguanadons as safety protocol?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      These images are very nostalgic. They were included in almost every dino book for children in many countries.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Weird how dinosaurs are catered almost exclusively to children, huh?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. But dinosaurs are better than tiktok.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Tiktok will entertain them for a while with no harm done any more than the average cartoon. Dinosaurs will ruin their entire worldview for the rest of their lives. But that's by design.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Dishonest reply. Tiktok is vulgar, beyond idiotic and turn them into prostitutes since young age while dinosaurs inspire to study and dream about wonders of nature.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >dinosaurs inspire to study and dream about wonders of nature.
                Dinosaurs literally did not ever exist and are used to prop up an atheistic worldview.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Bait or american?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Once you put 2 and 2 together you can never unsee 4.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                troony/israelite muddying the waters
                >flat earth
                >fake dinosaurs
                >men are women
                >angry muslims did 9/11
                >etc.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                this, they LOVE doing that. And normies are dumb enough to eat it up. If someone starts saying something about banks and inflation send in someone to start talking about how the moon landing isn't real. If someone questions that a vaccine was hastily developed and there isn't enough accountability for pharmaceutical companies deploy the 5g schizos.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I sincerely believe some of these recent conspiracy theories are made to be as ridiculous as possible to discredit legitimate conspiracies.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, that's really not a far-fetched thing to believe. It's actually completely believeable.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                it is the low IQ homie who's worldview allows for global conspiracies as deep rooted as this. no whistleblowers on a centuries long campaign to fabricate fossil records? Deep state muss be rly good and sneaky fr fr

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why do trannies, etc. believe chickens and pigeons evolved from t-rex? They’re distant cousins at best. The common ancestor of a t-rex and a pigeon probably goes back 100 million years.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's a joke moron

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >joke
                yes. it's the same thing when a American European mutt celebrates their viking ancestors

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Therapods are actually very close evolutionarily despite not looking it. Birds are just a very specialized off branch of tree type dinosaurs

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Proof?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >christians won't believe in dinosaurs but will believe in talking snakes

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                you would rather us believe in yhwhs son, who wasn't even a real person?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >magazines are vulgar, beyond idiotic and turn them into prostitutes
                >radio is vulgar, beyond idiotic and turn them into prostitutes
                >vinyl records are vulgar, beyond idiotic and turn them into prostitutes
                >television is vulgar, beyond idiotic and turn them into prostitutes
                >VHS tapes are vulgar, beyond idiotic and turn them into prostitutes
                >the internet is vulgar, beyond idiotic and turn them into prostitutes
                >holovision is vulgar, beyond idiotic and turn them into prostitutes

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                prostitute.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes to almost all of these, unironically.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                nothing enrages smartphone addled zoomers more than suggesting that being raised by an ipad (and spending all day every day staring at a screen as an adult) is the cause of their moronation

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >with no harm done any more than the average cartoon

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >ruin their entire worldview for the rest of their lives
              lmao, who besides paleontologists and 5 year olds think of dinosaurs more than a few times a week? At worst you'll look dumb in a conversation.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. But dinosaurs are better than tiktok.

          Why didn't they have any Iguanadons as safety protocol?

          Why didn't they include this?

          3 year old boys will base their whole personality around those reptiles

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            dinosaurs arent reptiles

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              they literally are thoughevermost

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            I still do

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            3 year old boys choose between dinosaurs, trains and heavy machinery to base the rest of their life around

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Haha epic YouTube comment, upvote!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick needs opposable thumbs when you can just have big spikes to poke with

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        To be absolutely fair this was the meta until God banned giant reptilian predators from our server so monkey players had time to level up without having to exclusively live in trees and holes to avoid monsters dogging them constantly.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Act dumb get the thumb

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dinosaurs developed some of the most incredible traits and abilities to aid in their survive, and yet thumb shanks turned out to be the evolutionary power play.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Niguanadon

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >The triceratops send their regards

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I had a blade on my thumb so I could stab anyone that talks dumb like that

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Where's all of the feathers?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >OH N-

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing personnel, bro.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Talk dumb, get the thumb!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        He knows?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Evil

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Live. Think about it.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK was his problem?

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they include the dinosaur with 500 teeth?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Budget

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GRIZZLY-SAMA I KNEEEEEEL TO YOUR SPEED AND INTELLECT

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >but he was slow moving and slow thinking
      Scientists really do just make shit up and expect everyone to take them seriously, huh?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Paleontology is literally science fiction

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt it pays as well as science fiction.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            I was watching this bawd on isntagram making fetish content shilling her onlyfans. turned out she had a phd in paleontology kek. times must be hard on the proffession if they have to resort to that.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        that image wasn't made by a scientist, it was made by an artist
        nearly all the "bad science" you see was made by artists with the smallest possible understanding of paleontology

        current consensus on T-rex is that it was a solitary apex hunter, except for mated pairs where, due to it being a fairly heavy k-strategist, male and female cooperated in childrearing
        It was reasonably fast, especially for it's size, faster in sprints, massive bite force meant to disable prey after such a sprint and had incredibly acute vision and sense of smell and was likely quite intelligent

        there's been some dinosaurs that have gotten "downgraded" but T-rex is not among them, in fact the combination of it's sense of sight, smell, high intelligence and stalking tactics means that current consensus T-rex was FAR more dangerous than the Jurassic Park one

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          we know all this from like 3 bone fragments someone dug up somewhere

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            The T. rex is one of the best preserved extinct animal species with hundreds of specimens found, many almost complete. Matter of fact we have found so many we have noticed different facial features and body proportions, we can’t tell if it’s sexual diamorphism, subspecies or if the very varied in build and facial features like people

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              the soft tissue bugs me, how could that happen?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I still don’t believe the child bearing like mammals and being smart. I feel like that’s us humans accidentally humanizing dinosaurs because we are stupid apes.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Gators and crocs do it to a lesser extent. Mind you they aren’t the same thing though.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Scientists
        homie it's a picture book

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you understand what a scientist is.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Does anybody?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The current argument over the T-Rex is whether its brain case says it has a brain like a crocodile or whether it had one like a bird. It would be a little smarter than a crocodile going by brain to body ratio if it had the extra cerebral fluid that a crocodile has. If it has a bird brain with bird neuron density the T. rex was potentially as smart as a crow/baboon.

        Paleontologists say its brain case is like a crocodile, neuroscientist are saying it’s brain case is bird like.

        I favor bird like as extant crocodiles re evolved cold blooded metabolism and the modern crocodile brain is likely atrophied for caloric efficiency

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >the T. rex was potentially as smart as a crow
          That's scary as shit.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Tiger would beat both

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Bears in Russia routinely kill Siberian tigers

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bear cope. A t-rex would annihilate any land animal alive. Humans would never have evolved during dinosaur times because the predators were so much scarier.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Using math and scientific simulations, we’ve figured out that a human could outrun a t-Rex, as if they went any faster their bones would crush themselves into dust.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is he gonna do against a shitload of spears and big rocks

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      who is the “I’m smaller so my speed is superior” version of this

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Joe Rogan

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I meant who has not who is, fricky.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I've wondered about this, actually. Shouldn't e solution mean that most animals have evolved better jaws and muscles and stuff? It wouldn't surprise me if modern gators have like triple the bite force of a t-rex.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Uh what happened between the first pic and second pic exactly lol? the bear used its superior mind to hypnotize the dinosaur?

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    If you believe in this you will believe anything. You're like infants watching a puppet show.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about the Bible.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >christians won't believe in dinosaurs but will believe in talking snakes

        >Christians don’t believe in dinosaurs chud!
        Yes we do… and it’s not so much a belief as a acknowledgement of reality… meanwhile israelites believe if you cut the balls off a male child it transforms into a woman. Sick freaks.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ankylo chads keep winning

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >*bonk*

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >*bonk* back to the horny cave!
      Is that how dinosaurs died out?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhHe4enuAi0

      reddit

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >*bonk* back to the horny cave!
      Is that how dinosaurs died out?

      leave, homosexuals

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >*bonk* back to the horny cave!
    Is that how dinosaurs died out?

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >that image
      This is totally not set up for rebbit good goy points at all

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, only 6 of the 7 examples are actually dinosaurs.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        You mean zero of seven, because dinosaurs aren't real, read the Bible!!

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Dinosaurs are real and they're mentioned in the Bible*

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          God I love chink dinosaurs

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >chink dinosaurs
          >dont have slanted eyes
          I claim bullshit

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. The Plesiosaur might as well be the Peepeepoopoosaur.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This feels fake because who the frick would be teaching kids a out Nothosaurus? And three t-rex like dinosaurs? No teacher would put that on a quiz because it'd be hell to grade. What's even the grading here? They would grade it point based, not just slapping a letter on it.

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't they adapted this into any of the films?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly the people who own the rights also own jurassic park so they only want one dinosaur franchise going at a time. After what they did to jp I’m not sure that I want to see them try this but also it could be a good time to try something new.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >questar 1 shots the brain box

        Um...based

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Frick Questar. He’s a space Mormon and all his dinosaurs suck compared to the bad guys’ dinosaurs.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      HARNESS THE POWER
      DINO RIDERS

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      So apparently this was a toy line and the toys look better than anything kids have today.
      Frick gen-X for having the best toys and giving their descendants iPads to play on.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fake, pic related actually happened though

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      You will never get any dinokino until Jurassic Park gets fixed.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's called Digimon

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    most dinosaurs depicted co-existing in JP actually existed further from eachother than from present day and wouldn't have been able to breathe eachothers' air
    only so much 'muh frog dna' can actually account for

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      if you knew anything about dinosaurs you’d know that they owed a lot of their success to their advanced respiratory systems, in the Triassic period, the air barely had any oxygen so in order to be warm blooded dinosaurs needed to extract the most oxygen from the air as possible, then in the Jurassic period there was a plume of oxygen, so dinosaurs went into overdrive and took over, then in the Cretaceous period the continents started to massively break up into their modern shapes and massive amounts of poisonous gasses were pushed into the atmosphere through volcanoes and vents and shit so since the inception of life on Earth the Cretaceous period was by far the most toxic the Earth’s atmosphere had ever been, but dinosaurs had such advanced respiratory systems that it didn’t matter and they continued to thrive, so dinosaurs would be fine in any atmosphere Earth has ever had since plants first came to be however humans might have a hard time breathing in the Cretaceous period
      the more you know (and less time you spend watching youtube essays and browsing reddit)

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Dinosaurs are mesotherms

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      There was not an Ankylosaurus in Jurassic Park.

      What if they are mostly frog?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        then sacre bleu!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      That' why it's called science fiction bozo

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        they were real animals that existed at some point
        not some products of Chricton's imagination he could meld into whatever form he desired like some moronic 80s cartoon

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Except that they were the products of Chrichton's imagination, bozo, with the book containing multiple monologues about how the creatures were not in any way real dinosaurs (and showed them struggling to breathe anyway).

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            specifically built on real creatures that at some point existed

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, like frogs, cope and seethe.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Did you miss the subtext of the horribly mutated dwarf elephant Hammond was using to raise VC money? Hammond is a shyster hack making monsters using science he has no idea about

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >no idea how Pyramids were built
    >know T-Rexs daily life from 66 million years ago
    why do people still believe in this shit

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      We know exactly how the Pyramids were built. We've found all the stuff necessary to cut and move the blocks in their quarries.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >We know exactly how the Pyramids were built.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I knew it in elementary school. Where are you from?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't know shit in elementary school, just like now.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              I knew your moms pussy back in elementary school homosexual

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Stop watching Joe Rogan moron

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrannosaurs..IN F-14'S!

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs are inherently a israeli lie to trick goyim into believing in evolution. If you believe in dinosaurs you are a fricking moron and deserve to be placed in an internment camp

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I always wondered what their little arms were for.

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    bonk

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The parts in Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition when the T-rex would show up were the coolest. Like that Parr in the sewer in the first one where you have to get by him without him biting your head off.

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances of a T. rex walking by the cliff just at the right time for the other Dino to slap him in the eye ?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      100%

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      i saw it happened today
      "Damn it, just my luck", T-Rex said worriedly.

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs are hecking epic thoughbeit

  22. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    More like dino-BORES

  23. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Trains are cooler.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Trains is hard 🙁

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        No?

  24. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      As a kid I had this old dinosaur vhs where some astronauts crashed on a dinosaur planet and had to fend them off. I remember they had lasers. Wish I could find that movie and watch it again.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I myself had that craving a while ago and was fortunate to find it on tubi. https://tubitv.com/movies/711239/planet-of-dinosaurs

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah that’s it thanks anon. I suppose with a name like that this should have been easier for me to find.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I miss these kinds of effects like you wouldn't believe.

  25. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      that looks so good

  26. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Ankylosaurus had scheduling conflicts and could not attend.

  28. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  29. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because there weren't any Ankylosaurs in Jurassic Park.

  30. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  31. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Based dinosaur thread. The only thing better on Cinemaphile is Tomboy Tuesdays.

  32. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    dino tools

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any other creatures in the history of the animal kingdom that have something like tail spikes?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Stingrays.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I suppose that counts, though the tail itself is the spike.
          There's never been anything like Stegosaurus before or since. Not just the spikes, but the plates.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Bees, scorpions.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uromastyx

        To be fair I didn't know this existed until I just now googled it.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Never heard of these before either, but that's cool. It also makes more sense for the entire tailed to be spiked, instead of just 4 long ones.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            That tail is for deterrent. The stego tail was a weapon. It was a powerful whip with swords at the end. Imagine a creature evolving that way just to survive in an environment. Must have been absolute hell to be an animal back then.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Manticore.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        My wife.

  33. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just draw a bigger Dino to rape the smaller one to death

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