Why didnt Voldemort just feed baby Harry rat poison?

Why didn’t Voldemort just feed baby Harry rat poison?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Voldemort just grab the baby and slam him down hard

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt they just ditch the whole voldemort plot after like 2 books and then just make films about Hogwarts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they had to ruin it. they have to ruin everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would've love to have seen more magical slice of life magic school shit than the voldemort power creep.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because Voldemort (and most slytherins as we've seen, who follow him) are pretty moronic, and let their hubris get in the way

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He had no reason to believe the killing curse wouldn't work

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Voldemort pick Harry up by the arms and legs and twirl him around to build up speed before bashing his skull into a wall?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And he says
      >WAKEY WAKEY

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Harry isn't a rat so it would have not effect

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn’t Voldemort just feed baby Harry baby Harry poison?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because vodly was moronic inbred rape baby. Just like Putin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh putin
      shut up reddit

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >oh noooo look! hermione granger is petrified right here on the ground! quick, you guys run and get a professor and uh i'll stay here and make sure she doesn't get more petrified!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I love jerking off to all those Hermione anal arts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you literaly cant do anything except cum on her face. no part of her body will move for you to insert anything it's not unconsciousness btw she is still awake the whole time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no part of her body will move for you to insert anything
        s-shove it in!?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you literaly cant do anything except cum on her face.

        20% of data on the internet is dudes cumming on hermione's face

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not unconsciousness btw she is still awake the whole time
        that's much hotter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not unconsciousness btw she is still awake the whole time
        wouldn't have it any other way

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So its just like regular anal

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    same reason he "NEEDS" the strongestest wand even though an amazonbasics wand casts kiillspell just as well
    because

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't voldemort just pay a couple of eagles to kill harry

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt Voldy use nagini to eat baby Harry?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      baby Harry shit his diapie and not tasty

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you an evil israelite rat, appleBlack person?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a dirty mudblood tactic

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was eating it himself

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Could have just put a pillow over his face.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >rat poison
    >can kill a baby
    shouldn't they call it baby poison??? thanks guys i come here every week

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Wait you have it all wrong, Peter Pettigrew killed those people not me!
    >He cut off his finger and transfigured into a rat, he is an unregistered animagus along with myself and the late James Potter
    >He is the one who betrayed the Potters, not me! Albus Dumbledore and Remus Lupin can corroborate everything I said!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbledore and Lupin both thought Black was the secret keeper

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