why do boomers pretend this shit isn't terrifying?
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why do boomers pretend this shit isn't terrifying?
why do boomers pretend this shit isn't terrifying?
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aaaaaah cartoon faces!
Do zoomers really?
GUYS SOMEONE IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR THAT LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND BUT WITH A SLIGHTLY STRETCHED FACE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
quickly, film your floor and walls with a 1990s video camera while breathing right into the mic, never get him on camera and, and this is important, remember to stop filming right as he kills you, I don't care how hard it's to press that button while dying, just fricking do it.
wtf is this real?
spoiler this shit next time gay
the guys making analog horror always run out of ideas and just staret shitting up their own creation.
Alex Kansas rushed the ending of monument mythos, realized no one cared about his other projects and now is trying to tie up all his projects together so that you have to watch it all in order to get MM.
Monument Mythos is still the best analog horror
Lmfao it's trash now you moronic zoomer. S1 had promise but now it's literally just capeshit.
>capeshit
surely you meant capeKINO
I meant "have a nice day now if you think the nixonverse slop is at all redeemable"
>VHS grain
>text pops up in the default VCR font
THEY ARE THEE ENEMY
LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY ARE LOVED
>distorted stock music in the background
>hard cut to cartoon with censor bars
AHHHH BRO THIS SHIT MAAAD SCARY ON GANG!
Why do they always add static and then the default color bars? That shit is ancient and was super annoying back in the day, not scary. The color bars are also never used like they were back when they were a thing, but of course zoomers would never know that
OH MY GOD IT'S THE JERMA SUS FACE IM GOING INSAAAAAANNNNEE
KNEEL
fr fr on god no cap
Im 23 and this image stirs no emotion from me. Its simply not scary. Maybe im too old for that kind of boogeyman horror to work on me
congratulations you're normal
well, I've never seen it, so it isn't really pretending
I miss kino internet horror like creepypastas instead of this shitty cartoon shit
>t. zoomer
>Ywn piss your pants watching top 10 creepiest creepypasta again
I miss staying up reading the Creepypasta Wiki
that was intense
WTF THE ANIMATRONIC HAS HUMAN EYES AND THE AUDIO SKIPPED I'M GONNA CUM I MEAN SCREAM
Zoomers and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race
You’ve missed the point of what makes Alternates frightening. They can alter past and present media and objects and so you’re not sure if what you’re seeing is how it originally was. The cartoon bible story for instance.
You're fricking gay.
>so you’re not sure if
If you're mighty moronic, maybe.
ERMAHGAWD BRUH THIS SHIT BE DEADASS SPOOKY BRUH TURN IT OFF FR FR
Huge superiority complexes even though they pissed their pants from Jeff the Killer
>this makes effeminate northy youtubers shit and piss