Why do comic villains have such stupid names?

Doctor Doom? Darkseid (is that a typo)? Who the frick is coming up with all these dogshit names?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, it's not like Superman and Wonder Woman are creative names either

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because cape shit is for children

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Darkseid is one of the coolest names in fiction though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic? Darkseid is "Dark Side" mispelled. And it's not a creative or subtle rearrangement of the letters, they just move the "e" two steps to the left.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Darkseid only sounds generic because Star Wars copied it just like they copied the Source and turned into the Force.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were creative at the time and are only cliches now because they were the first to use them.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because comic writers have always been an embarrassment to the literary community.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They were made for children.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    solid bait

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because it's better than Kevin or Mike.

    In real life, these sorts of individuals are mocked when they use their real names. Guys like Elliot Rodgers and James Holmes are laughable and/or pitied.

    Whereas some of the most memoriable "villains" are known by their code and case names. Son of Sam, Unabomber, Boston Bombers, etc etc etc. They have a unique symbolism that transcends the person, either through their actions or intent.

    If Doctor Doom and Darkseid weren't comic book villains who didn't show up in cheesy/comedic comics, and known only for their most serious storylines, they'd be worshipped and iconized like no one else. You wouldn't be saying their names are stupid.
    It'd be like Darth Vader and the Emperor, before the prequels. Jeffry Dahmer basically worshipped the Emperor because of creepy that character was.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who likes these names are kids and mentally stunted adults.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're not evil, you don't get it. You probably still think it's cool to have twist villains like the sheep in Dystopia.

    Those are both fine names. In fact, the sillier part of Doctor Doom? It's not the "doom", it's the "doctor".

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are there weird names in this fantastical genre of people fighting in circus performer outfits?
    >Why can't the villain be named Mitch?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why can't the villain be named Mitch?
      Just look to Tolkien. That's how you do names.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkein naming conventions aren't any less hokey

        Let's see Gollum and Sauron....a misspelled demon/entity and something derived from dinosaurs, a cliche threatening thing. Ok I'll name my character Goblun, and Tyranno

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkein naming conventions aren't any less hokey

        Let's see Gollum and Sauron....a misspelled demon/entity and something derived from dinosaurs, a cliche threatening thing. Ok I'll name my character Goblun, and Tyranno

        Or the wizard named Wand Elf.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why can't the villain be named Mitch?
      Because writers can't do mundane stuff. Even if you ask for a normal sounding name, you get shit like Evelyn Deavor from Pixar.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        People have a really hard time finding that balance between cool and 'too cool' sounding names.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bro there's a Spider-man villain literally just named Joe Smith.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why can't the villain be named Mitch?
      South park already did it.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you moronic? Darkseid is "Dark Side" mispelled. And it's not a creative or subtle rearrangement of the letters, they just move the "e" two steps to the left.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is he wrong? It sure as shit isn't

      Darkseid is one of the coolest names in fiction though.

      >one of the coolest names in fiction
      Not even just the coolest name in comics but in all fiction. "Darkseid". Fricking lmao.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Go on. Name a good villain name in your opinion.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Frieza, Cooler, Vegeta, Garlic, Piccolo!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            All dumb pun names about kitchen appliances, food and instruments.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan pls

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aptronyms are a tried and true comic book villain tradition, going back to the pulps at least.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Noooo you can't just be a thing with its own conventions that people enjoy and isn't for me, you have to be like things I LIKE

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    worst offender being fricking deathstroke. his civilian name is way cooler than his villain name like what the frick

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=39

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they're not stupid they're cool.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >read a book
    >characters name is Steve
    WHO WRITES THIS SHIT!?!?!?! STEEEEVE!!!??? WHAT THE FRICKKKKKKKKK DIE DIE DIE DIE

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bet your name is stupid

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those ones? Jack Kirby, who understood he was creating silly over the top morality plays for children
    When/why did OP forget?

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