Why do female lead action movies cause so much cope when it bombs?
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Why do female lead action movies cause so much cope when it bombs?
She expects me to believe that when the movie opened on that weird I am woman hear me roar shit.
I don't get why Sony keeps making those. It's something like 9 out of 10 shitty all female action movies or reboots with an all female cast are all made by Sony and all bomb horribly. Must be some Yakuza money laundering or tax write off.
women are the biggest consumers and men are more likely to see a female-targeted movie than the other way around so companies are desperate to find a formula that appeals to them.
Amy Pascal
never meant to be, but was anyway
My intentions displayed in the back right.
>I didn't make it just for girls
someone post the intro
lol is this really the start of that shit?
First line is literally "I think women can do anything"
So weird seeing that romantic dinner with a chink. Like watching a woman let a snail run over her.
That intro looked so bad, I couldn't have possibly imagined it was made even worse with that earraping song.
thematically, what the frick does this have to do with the angels
G-Girl POWAH
For a split second there, I could actually see the inside of my own skull.
>RBG is an Angel?
Well, heh, not exactly.
Jesus Christ
Is this Mission Impossible?
Its Audience Impossible
>chaotic nonsense
Quintessentially female
This unironically looks like some gatorade commercials that is promoting women in sports or something.
why would you ever pick what's basically a harem fantasy to be some feminist piece lol
subversion
Wonder Woman was created by a pervert who just wanted an excuse to draw sexy women being tied up.
she-hulk was also made to be appealing to men
what yogurt commercial is that footage from?
If I were somehow dumb enough to pay to see this in theatres I'd just straight up walk out if this were the first goddamn thing that I see.
>how do we show people that girls can do anything?
>let's make a montage of girls doing things
bravo, banks
Looks like some kind of feminist manifesto
If you could make that film and not intend it to be a feminist manifesto, you are either lying, or hollywood is even more inept than we all think
>or hollywood is even more inept than we all think
Scary thought
>never meant to be a "feminist manifesto"
Then why was it advertised as such. Why did she tell men it wasn't for them?
Oh I know.
What a lying c**t.
I think it's funny as frick how these delusional misandrist c**ts are so delusional that they expect society to conform to their deranged world view, and when it doesn't, they make the dumbest excuses to appease their fragile egos.
>The black girl chosen to represent the UK
UKbros...
I dunno, I saw that one british fop series on Netflix and there was homies in regency england with full dreads
>I think it's funny as frick how these delusional misandrist c**ts are so delusional that they expect society to conform to their deranged world view, and when it doesn't, they make the dumbest excuses to appease their fragile egos.
All women believe they're entitled to whatever they want and never take responsibility for when things go wrong and blame white men!!!FACT!!!
The only reason they do it is because white men LET them do it. Hence, beta males should be culled from society.
I'm not shocked to learn that you're an incel on top of being a giant moron.
>I'm not shocked to learn that you're an incel on top of being a giant moron.
When some feminazi, dyke, troony and/or one of their SJW white guilt numale closet homosexual lapdogs calls you an "INCEL", " CHUD" or use their generic insult "have sex" or "touch grass", it's because they can't form a coherent thought let alone a counter argument, it's because women are nothing more than three holes which is why even the ugliest, fattest, poorest amongst them can get laid whenever they like. Withholding sex from men is the only power they have. Without that they have nothing and are nothing but vapid shallow herpes riddled prostitutes who think that sex solves everything because they ride through life on easy mode by using their looks and bodies to get what they want which is why you know a woman created the term " incel" because of this while they're narcissists' who think the universe revolves around them and make everything about themselves therefore if a man expresses his problems she thinks that it's really about her and he's only mad because she won't have sex with him as sex is the only unit of currency women understand and enjoy shaming men who are unattractive, poor or of low social status.
And the so-called "men" who use those words are even worse because they're virtue signaling numale cucks who think that they'll get some of that sweet college/university hipster chick pussy when those women will be fricking Chad Thunderwiener and only settle for them once they're looking to nest with a beta orbiter provider after they're done riding the wiener carousel!
No one self-identifies as "involuntary celibate". It's something roasties project onto men who don't put up with women's shit. As if to say "oh, if you had sex you'd agree with me and give in to my demands". This is because women think they can get anything they want with sex and believe this because their white knight lapdog betas would do anything for a pity frick!!!FACT!!!
>essay post over a single sentence
holy shit just ask her out freak
https://www.cdc.gov/reproductivehealth/data_stats/abortion.htm
"In 2019, 629,898 legal induced abortions were reported to CDC from 49 reporting areas."
I'm soo glad Roe vs. Wade was repealed!!!FACT!!!
whatever freak
>whatever freak
I notice you didn't use your regular NPC Twitter Bot buzzord insults like "Incel" or "Chud" because you'd only prove my point that you're a narcisisstic sociopath!!!FACT!!!
have a good life freak.
>have a good life freak.
I already am unlike you who hates white straight men because you're a pathetic bitter loser who blames your father for your failed existence which is why you come here because you think you're owning Le Chuds or Le Incels by running your dumb fricking mouth.
Maybe your life is your fathers fault because he never saw fit to provide you with the things you needed to succeed because he never saw anything of worth within you and wasn't worth the effort!!!FACT!!!
based
cringe
Jesus Christ, the cope is strong.
lel is that real
>men are too stupid to enjoy feminist cinema
well its true
men only understand large bangs and bright lights and gunshots
they have no concept of the struggles and hardships we went through in the 19th century
bait but I'll bite. We understand it, we just don't think it's actually a struggle.
>We understand it
no you don't, you're men.
>we just don't think it's actually a struggle
no shit, you're men.
breasts or gtfo
God men are ugly.
>men only understand large bangs
Brush the hair out of your eyes, bawd, I'm going to cum in them.
>men only understand large bangs and bright lights and gunshots
You forgot boats, aka the purest form of kino
BOATS are nice, but I wish we had more TRAINS too.
it doesn't belong to 'male genre', I loaded it with femshit pap and men are too dumb to get it
>I was just making a regular ol' action movie for everyone!
what an effortlessly duplicitous c**t
leftards are weird, movies have a transactional component, so they should be saying something like, 'hey, you should watch my movie because it's really good and you'll enjoy it'. Instead you get, 'frick you, you piece of White male shit, we fricking hate you and we're gonna let you know about it'.
This is true for almost everything that leftards advocate for, it's usually punitive, it's intended to harm or shame or disadvantage you in some way. Eventually, people, with the exception of the most fanatically committed, stop supporting or engaging with what they're doing. It's just the strategically optimal thing to do when you think about it. Literally every other option benefits you more
>SNEAKY
SNEEEEAAAAAKYYYYY
My mother really wanted to see "The Good Liar" and, at the time I would do movie nights with my parents, so I seepeed the movie (which was hard to do because Chuck's SNEED and feed was out of SNEED). Suffice to say, it was a steaming pile of shit and even my mother thought so.
That being said, I would STILL Helen Mirren
Elizabeth Banks in 2019:
>I wanted to make a movie that celebrated women at work.
>I felt like the DNA of Charlie’s Angels is about sisterhood, camaraderie, working together, believing women, supporting women,
>70's coombait was really about stronk
sounds like mission impossible to me
>sisterhood, camaraderie, working together, believing women, supporting women,
LoL! Shit that never happens.
We'd occasionally get the odd female attached to our all male unit in the army and every last one of them shit all over their female counterparts and preferred working with men exactly because women are so fricking selfish and c**ty, but men can set aside their bullshit and focus on a job that needs to be done.
Feminists, and the beta males that enable them, should be straight up culled from society.
to be fair, the F-35 is a piece of shit
>challenge accepted
>revlon
Mary Kay gays on suicide watch
damn I know we all hate women here but kinda rude to refer to her as an "it"
>we all hate women
Bullshit. We hate the brainwashed misandrist feminist c**ts that the leftists cater to in order to destroy our society.
>sisterhood, camaraderie, working together
https://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=8638179
chuds just can't see strong women on film
>b-but it's not just for girls, so please come see my feminist empowerment film guise....guise?
I have NEVER heard of 355.
Wtf is it?
that Fan Bingbing movie
Atomic Blonde had a bunch of girl.power bullshit, was made on half the budget, and did really well despite having no advertising. Just make a good movie and don't be an obnoxious cow about it.
just trying to cover up the fact that nobody wants to watch feminist trash
Same applies to female sports
It sucks because there are women who like our (MEN) sports and movie genres and don't want to be reduced to romcom gay shit.
And so, I pose this challenge to you
and, yes, most of you are gay misogynists but you're also Cinemaphile connoisseurs which means there's probably a good chunk of failed script writers and "playwrights" (LOL)
Pitch an action movie/blockbuster with a female lead. Said female lead must also be apart of the action. She must be "cool"
Let's see it homosexuals. Let's see if you REALLY could've made it.
>Pitch an action movie/blockbuster with a female lead.
No, because it would dumb as frick. Women are not "action" stars, exactly because they're WEAKER, SLOWER, and SMALLER than men and make SHIT "fighters". These are the people that turn to men to open the pickle jar, carry the heavy box up into the attic, and reach the shit on the top shelf. Why in the frick would I want to watch them pretend to do what men can do better?
Women "fighters" look dumb as frick compared to men, and even the "professional" female fighters are noticeably slower than their male counterparts.
You show me a female "action" star, and I'll show you a 14 year old BOY that can bend her over and spank her like the child she's equivalent to in reality.
youve never had sex before have you
don't even put the idea in his head
I've got a daughter, you dumb ass. A daughter that I'm going to raise to be a woman, not a leftist misandrist with penis envy.
post daughter
Drink bleach.
>A daughter that I'm going to raise to be a woman, not a
gonna stop you right there. Once she hits 13, she's not gonna be your cuddlebug anymore. She's not gonna do ANYTHING you say. And she will do whatever she wants and believe whatever she wants.
>doesn't understand classic conditioning or operant conditioning
i'm surprised you had a daughter, considering you sound like a virgin.
If you really have a daughter, you have no clue what's coming to you.
He's larping
>you have no clue what's coming to you.
Having grown up with a sister, and a good share of female cousins, yes, I do.
There's a very big difference between a sister and your own daughter. You can love your sister, you can love your cousins, but your own child? Just you fricking wait for the first time she's bawling her eyes out and says how much she hates you.
>doesn't understand hormones or their impact on human behavior
Just because you're a shitty parent and role model doesn't mean everyone is in the world.
larp confirmed
>how much she hates you.
I don't care how much my kids "hate" me, because I'm not their fricking friend, I'm their parent, and it's my job to stop them from doing the stupid harmful shit they want to do, even if they don't like it. They'll figure it out when they grow up and realize I was right, just like I did with my parents.
Movies are fantasy dumbass. Tell you what, watch your favorite action movie then go to a bar that shows MMA fights.
>Movies are fantasy dumbass.
And?
Motorcycles and helicopters have no place in medieval based "fantasy" movies, and would look dumb as frick, as do women as "action" stars.
Frick off.
Dragons
checkmate homosexual
There's a UFC fight this saturday, go to a bar you fricking dork
>Dragons aren't a natural part of fantasy
You really are dumb.
Dragons aren't a requirement of fantasy. Neither are Helicopters and Motorcycles. I guess you have a problem with a carriage made from a pumpkin pulled by horses that are actually rats
>more low I.Q. takes
Aliens
NGL, imagine a movie with a female costar who looks like a Turian from mass effect
and there's romance
Copy anime. Inuyasha, Escaflowne, Full Metal Panic
>"normal" girl gets involved with action guy
>has some hidden abilities of her own that let her contribute using magic or ranged weaponry, but isn't a brawler because that looks stupid
>is played by someone cute who isn't trying too hard to be badass
or copy anime along the lines of Gundam and Code Geass's female pilots like Kallen. Some of these girls do physically overpower men occasionally but they're mostly there for their piloting skills. The important thing though is that they're still very feminine in their characterization and how they act. Female action stars in the west usually just act like men with veganas.
Why can she be more like Tim Miller?
At least he admitted his woke Terminator movie was a giant pile of shit.
Can't bruise the Cruise.
I completely forgot The Batman came out this year.
Almost seems like it was 5 years ago.
What's sad is 3 and a half of those 5 are owned by disney.
don't worry about it sweety.
>"You've had 37 Spider-Man movies and you're not complaining!" she told the newspaper. "I think women are allowed to have one or two action franchises every 17 years -- I feel totally fine with that."
>“Look, people have to buy tickets to this movie, too. This movie has to make money,” Banks, 45, said. “If this movie doesn’t make money it reinforces a stereotype in Hollywood that men don’t go see women do action movies.”
Shocking no one went to go see it.
>“If this movie doesn’t make money it reinforces a stereotype in Hollywood that men don’t go see women do action movies.”
ok, and? how dumb is this b***h
>a stereotype in Hollywood that men don’t go see women do action movies
First, it's not a stereotype. Second, what the frick right does this dumb c**t think she has to dictate what people enjoy seeing in the theaters?
What an egomaniacal piece of shit.
I guess shaming language and nagging aren't the best way to sell tickets these days.
the implicit followup was 'and you wouldn't want to reinforce that stereotype, would you? pleeeeeease watch my movie!'
it was a veiled threat along the lines of, 'if you don't put money in my pocket you're a misogynist'
fembusters tried to play a similar game iirc
The audience ended up being majority male anyways. It was women who didn't go see it.
>But while some would point to the success of recent female-led action movies like Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman, Banks said those don’t necessarily count since they’re part of bigger cinematic universes that are led by male actors.
>“They’ll go and see a comic book movie with Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel because that’s a male genre,” Banks said. “So even though those are movies about women, they put them in the context of feeding the larger comic book world, so it’s all about, yes, you’re watching a Wonder Woman movie but we’re setting up three other characters or we’re setting up Justice League.”
She cracked the code.
>Banks, 45, said
Kek they didn't have to call her out like that
>"You've had 37 Spider-Man movies and you're not complaining!"
I have been since the Raimi days, blockbusters are often considered garbage for good reason.
>“If this movie doesn’t make money it reinforces a stereotype in Hollywood that men don’t go see women do action movies.”
We don't, but what Hollywood does she live in that cares what men go see anyway?
Shes literally trying to just get tickets sold she doesn't care about anything besides that
I hate this fricking c**t who has spent her entire life riding on easy mode and has the nerve to preach feminism now that she's post-wall and can't rely on her looks to keep her career going!!!FACT!!!
Things like this are living proof that celebrities are dumb as rocks that dont realize the internet is forever and all we have to do is literally go back 2 years to see everything she said.
I didn't think it was that bad
Charlie's Angels (2000) is the only movie I've seen three times in the theatre.
Having never seen Banks' version, how is it bad?
Also, how is it a feminist movie?
Charlie's Angels has always been about chicks.
See
>Having never seen Banks' version, how is it bad?
its literally so bad most people can't believe you're showing them unedited clips of the movie
Is this the Harvey Weinstein documentary?
Also imagine being that actor. You're a fat loser you're whole life, then you land a gig where you are paid to fondle breasts. Not bad
>every action movie has to have some awful romance angle shoehorned in to keep the girlfriends in the audience somewhat contented
>make "action movie for chicks"
>expect men to like it as-is
Atomic Blonde is one of my favorite movies
Even women would rather watch 37 Spider-Man movies.
even that woman would
Charlie's Angels 2000 had a 93m budget, opened with 13.7m and then 40.1m its first weekend, was the 12th highest grossing film of 2000.
This b***h made a bad movie and can't admit it.
Still blows my mind nobody put a ring on her. Maybe she didn't want to israelite it
Excuse my oldhomosexualry, but the really funny thing about all this is that girls loved the 2000s Charlie's Angels. Not sure why people nowadays seem to think that women being sexually appealing to men is purely a male fantasy, when women fantasize about being a sexually appealing fantasy for men.
My pitch for a new Charlie's Angel's targeted at women would be genderbent it and the angels are played by Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Henry Cavill
and charlize theron would be the boss
>I didn't make a movie just for girls
>that opening fricking cutscene
lol