why do i get the feeling sam hyde is completely fake? were i to give him a piece of my mind he would immediately block me. asshole trust fund retard thinks he can talk about "fathers" when he objectively had a good one who was alpha and instilled good traits in him. fucking irritates me, he thinks that just came about from the ether but its not the case. he has no idea how beta some fathers are, mine is literally the most cringe slimey beta male bootlicker on earth and i've suffered for it, let me tell you. fucking asshole.
>talking about your father like that
you have no clue fuckwit
When you get mature enough, you realize that family is the only thing that matters in your life. Nobody else and nothing else matters.
One day you won't be 12 anymore bro! just hang in there
>When you get mature enough, you realize that family is the only yeah tell that to my family you fucking retarded piece of shit ass, you
moron parroting shit.
stupid ass you have no fucking clue how family can sometimes completely turn against you, steal from you, try to hurt you, bully you, assault you.
you have no idea how beta it gets. you really don't
I'll answer you, and it's going to be true, but you may not believe it's the entire reason because it will be too simple and won't be satisfying. there are many guys like Sam Hyde out there, believe me. and they're all the same
Sam Hyde is a borderline sociopathic narcissist. He is immature, weak, and lazy. He doesn't care about how his actions effect other people and the world as a whole. He is entirely shallow and this leaves him with being unable to be genuine about anything. he isn't real because he doesn't care about anything but himself.
Take someone who is genuine, caring, considerate, wise, compassionate, mature, disciplined. Sam is the opposite of all of this. He's just a big stinky person.
You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. There are so fathers out there that are so horrible. Some abuse, some are just passive and don't do their jobs as fathers and they do not deserve respect or love, especially form their sons.
You are not experienced in life at all if you believe family is the only thing that matters
>Take someone who is genuine, caring, considerate, wise, compassionate, mature, disciplined.
That would be a Democrat.
You're a moron.
I said family, not blood.
you absolute moron.
oh you meant familia
>you didn't know i'm a retard who has a personal definition of a word therefore you're le moron
You fucking imbecile. If you had an ounce of real life experience or knew people outside of your Discord chud friends, you'd know that many of society's weak, pathetic men end up becoming fathers and it's totally logical from their offspring's point of view to have no respect from them, you lip-smacking, drooling baboon.
cringe didnt read
fatherless fag haha
Wait Sam is like the opposite of what you describe wtf are you talking bout/basing this off of?
He isn't at all. The way I described him is entirely accurate. I'm basing it on all of his behavior. how he treated his family, how he treats his romantic/sexual partners, how he treats his friends. Dude is fucking horrible. He has suck poor character quality.
say something that isn't completely retarded for once in your life pelase
You like fat women farts. We know that now. You can no longer hide it. Keep posting in multiple IPs, it won't change the fact that you are fart fetish loser.
t. Has several pieces of MDE swag that I can't wear anymore because they all showed their true colors
>Family is the only thing that matters
>when you fall the family meme
you seriously have no idea how beta males will gang up against you no matter what, family or not.
Idc what betas do gay I just saw family and posted the funny family man
just be humble at times and don't think you know it all. i am the most desperate for family and yet my family is there, you have no idea, literally comitted crimes against me.
yeah booboo, you would cry. dumb fuck. smirk you little gay go on i know you want to.
>yet my family is there, you have no idea, literally comitted crimes against me.
deadnaming you isn't a crime gay lmao
what is deadnaming?
i was thinking about this the other day. out of the billion of people on this planet, there is maybe a couple dozen that would be happy to see me if i showed up at their door. you can't pay someone to love you like your grandma does
I'm not him but seriously you have no idea how bad it is with other people and you should honestly shut the fuck up and get to sucking dick, or better yet your fuckin dad's you fucking retard.
shut the fuck up retard
the OP gave up the information needed.
He's an angsty 12 year old who hates his "bootlicker" dad. thats literally it
probably mad because his dad didn't vote for trump
hahahahaha you have no clue, smirk and play sci-fi wargames you fuckwit.
my dad is a greedy selfish fag that never gave a fuck about anyone but himself. hes a chode and literally thinks you can't be racist to white people.
think of a soi twitter liberal and thats basically him
sounds like a great man. you should be grateful for him you gay
Some parents did a horrendous job parenting and deserve to be criticized, not my problem it goes against that gnomish book to do so.
my dad sperm blastered my bootycheeks you fuckwit piece of shit
if i was your dad i'd beat the shit out of you for talking about me this way
trips so you must be my stupid gay father, hahahaha.
Same would heem you
>the soph spamming schizo is a fart fetishist
Anyone got a screencap I missed it
didnt screencap but instead of the soph video he posted a fart fetish vid of some big rough looking woman
The link is still there
First Screencap comp Ive ever made
He left his name there as well on the play list is his name.
I dont think so because its a public playlist
Either way, we found out the soph spammer is a fart fetishist.
nah thats just the guy who made the fart playlist, hard to say if thats sophposter or not
Anon, he posted a link to a fart huffing playlist then deleted it even if he didn't make the playlist, he knew of it, had it linked and deleted it to cover his mistake.
Soph spammer is a brap fetishist.
Soph poster here, it wasn't me.
This is the real vid:
And yes Soph is based for exposing Sam as someone that's no better than your typical kid grooming chud
It isn't the first time some triggered hyde fag tried to false flag me:
>He's a fart porn fetishist
Anon you're a freak
>Sophfags are the ones seething about Sam
Remember, this kid glows, people have used her before the destroy lots of right-winger youtube channels back in the 2018-2020.
A brazilian groomer write her scripts and her parents are the scum of earth.
Even if you didn't post the fart playlist you have serious issues. You don't know these people and you spend far too much time obsessing over them. I'm begging you from the bottom of my heart, for your own mental health, please go touch grass sweetie snookums.
i’d like to know why every time i report you for spamming and flooding, i’m the one who gets banned.
you’re a janny, aren’t you?
I do it because it's funny and Ive never actually made a thread about that gay.
If Sam wants to grift he should buy an ad instead of sending his discord zoomer army here spamming off topic threads to advertise his shitty content.
only you can stop them hero
idk what we would do without you
i like how you didn’t answer my question at all, bitch bro
80% of the time I report Sam Hyde threads as off-topic spam and they get deleted, because they are spam. you autistically pull up and screech at all these posts from 4plebs attributing them to me but realize that I never make the threads themselves, imagine making hundreds upon hundreds of Sam Hyde threads here (probably thousands at this point). Totally normal, totally not astroturfing spam. Any non-bumping post I make in them is no less off topic and spammy than the thread itself.
I also spend most of my time posting in the /trek/ threads and use the catalogue so it's not like I sit here obsessing over some gay eceleb waiting for threads to appear, they stick out like sore thumbs during normal usage.
Bro you have absolutely no room to talk down to people from your lower decks chat room
>I also spend most of my time posting in the /trek/ threads
Are you the guy on welfare that posts 18 hours a day?
dont inhale too many farts you fuckin freak
Changing the picture that put with your reply won't hide you
chud greta is finished
this is a false flag psyop by sam himself because he realized the schizo poster took a break or is dead so now he is tarnishing the schizo's reputation even more to boost his own ego and tear down the guy who's been autistically haunting his threads inflicting narc injury after narc injury because we all know sam is a big enough mental basket attention whore to be reading threads about him on /misc/
wouldn't be surprised if he made this thread. wouldn't be surprised if it was specifically to do this psyop. you people have no idea how ill people like sam can be
either that or you're also schizo
why can't it be both. that's how i can tell
the psycho fears the schizo
the world really is schizos vs psychos when you boil it down
also apparently the schizoposter is here so it's probably just sam fucking with him because he's a malignant narcissist
schizos always lose because psychos always get normies on their side. this is why I do not have a girlfriend
theres a girl with low enough self esteem out there for you anon, just dont tell them what you actually think and you can fool your way into companionship
I am an honest man, anon. I am also myself emotionally unstable. I will go to the grave alone and a just, righteous man
Hey False flagger here, I'm actually Charl's H&R Block guy and I was tired about you lying about his taxes
I don't really believe you but even if that's true it's sad you worship a narcissist to this degree but I guess I get it and why you would cover your tracks now so big daddy doesn't get mad and fire you and do whatever other weird stalker control bullshit he does to people that work for him he doesn't like anymore
Don't listen to him I'm the actual false flagger, I did it because Sam and I are in a sexual relationship. He talks about the Cinemaphile Soph guy all the time while he rides my ass for stress relief. Please stop you are hurting both of us.
schizos always win. I will not allow you to play psycho games to hurt a fellow truth-teller. get ye gone, evil demons
For you yes
Sounds like you need a good psych eval kek
for 50 dollars I will give you back 25 so that sam's stream can have content which he cannot produce on his own
I only accept monero
well you're gonna learn to accept this dick in your mouth nerd
you learned well from your father gay
actually it was yours, yes I did rape your father in the mouth what are you gonna do about it
weak reply false flagger
what am I supposed to do with such weak material
thats not me, that's the false flagger
Sam lost his mind and started fucking men because Marky wasn't actually a virgin
>other weird stalker control bullshit he does to people that work for him he doesn't like anymore
Why don't you mention my client's taxes anymore? Because we exposed your fraud.
That's the power of H&R Block!
dont inhale too many farts sophposter
I already finished jacking off don't worry
oh but hey maybe if you talk to nick or whoever the fuck the actual funny guy on MDE was maybe he'll give you something to work with
Take it Easy on the farts, man
you really think a dumb falseflag post is gonna stick when it's overshadowed by the coming widespread realization of sam being a legitimately awful person?
>t's overshadowed by the coming widespread realization
youve been doing this since 2019 at least
I've been doing it since today when I realized that sam and his crew realized they can take advantage of the poor retard who is just trying to warn people who don't know any better about how sam is an awful grifting liar. I noticed the trend in the aura of these threads since the last one I was in
convenient that you know this, I suspect you are the false flagger and purposefully engineered this. Why would a fucking filename be anything close to damning evidence? stupid.
uh oh, stinky
The internet is forever you moron
okay you spam your shitty video non stop what does that prove?
if you can prove to me these are the same hash coming from the exact file from the same exact poster I will believe you. I seriously hope nobody here is stupid enough to believe a filename is evidence of the same poster, this is forum psyopping 101
It's the exact same hash
All these posts are troll posts with troll links retard
this is even dumber than I initially thought. ALL of these links to fart inhaler/teenage mutant ninja turtle larping/some other bullshit
What a dumb length to go to to credit someone. Did you even click on those links or were you hoping nobody would actually look at the archive? None of these are the initial poster who has been spamming these threads for years
>DID YOU JUST SAY SAM HYDE ISN'T FUNNY?
>I DARE YOU TO SAY IT MY FACE.
>get fart porn
what is your point?
It's the same file name of the pic that you have been spamming for a month now. Stop trying to downplay it, fart sniffer
You’re the Barneyfag of these threads
damage control? you got caught, it's over fartsniffer
That would be hilarious because literally thousands, if not tens of thousands of anti-MDE threads have been made over the last 10 years off completely fake "text and email screenshots"(literally just notepad files print-screened)
>when the Ass rip is too loud in church
This is a perfect example of sams true nature. what he's like inside. He's big, wealthy, famous, doesn't give a fuck on the outside. But on the inside he is small, stupid, weak, afraid, and lazy. all it takes is a little girl to scare him.
You are with that anon about fathers you fucking retard.
>didn't watch the video
Hey retard, get your script right, you posted the wrong link in your previous reply
Hey retard, stop being a fucking retard for 5 seconds.
what I said is still true
I can edit elements too retard
Go home to your braphog
He is extremely negative and sullen in his streams. It's not entertaining at all, don't k own why people watch him. Nick's streams are awesome though.
Hasan is my father figure
fucks models every day
wow so onions
They're called sex workers chud
Hasan is basically everything that sam is aside from the sociopath part. Hasan is a complete narcissist, like genuine narcissistic personality disorder, but he isn't a psycho. he's just really, *really* stupid. I'll watch hasan listen to some vid on youtube of people describing how dumb and horrible he is for like hour refuting all the dumb shit he spouts and it doesn't faze him but if he notices other people in twitch chats shitting on him making him think he reputation is going down or something he goes batshit ballistic. like full on temper tantrum.
it's curious to see. total narcissism on display from both of them anyway
I wish Hasan would man up and box Sam.
fucks pornstars and trafficked teenagers wow so cool
every girl hasan's dated has been really fucking weird looking
she is a crack whore wearing a mask of make up and cosmetic surgery
what kind of a gay do you have to be
>omg he's tall
>omg he fucks models dude
so fucking what moron?
What's his appeal? Is it merely the fact that he's one of the few far leftists that doesn't look like a Nurgle worshipping inbred freak?
You'd only really like him if your politics already align with his. Same reason people liked shoeonhead. They thoughtlessly parrot meme politics that they don't fully understand and it just kind of works for them.
he's a hypebeast ultra-consumerist who appeals to consumerist zoomers while LARPing as a socialist
>misspelled gay figure
i think you accidentally posted the wrong youtube link fren.
>fucks Jet Neptune every day
he would be a MONSTER at no-gi jiu jitsu but his ego is too big to train it, he'd get heel hooked by a manlet he'd be mindbroken
training boxing is so much easier on the ego because
me big me hit bag, look look! look how far bag fly! me strong!
sure, during sparring,u may hit me, but unless u knock me out cold, u pussyman, me strongman,
me eat those shots, me stone cold killa ghetto style
punch em up givem dat hook mayne showem da business
its WAY harder to cope with the fact some 5 foot tall Pilipino guy just spun into your leg and could rip your knee out of your socket if he chose too
so instead, you get to wail on a bags, pads, and some dude who isnt even trying to knock you out.
the nature of grappling is superior for training, the other guy IS trying to finish you. He can get you in a position where its a fucking binary, does he feel like causing irreparable damage or not is the only question at a certain point. Its so much more controlled and even beautiful as a result. Boxing is fucking retarded and for idiots with peanut brains and massive egos.
>if you false flag me ill false flag you
stay mad Soph Hispanic
your dad could probably kick your ass up and down the street lol
his dad isn't going to fuck you
why do i get the feeling sam hyde is completely fake? were i to give him a piece of my mind he would immediately block me. asshole trust fund retard thinks he can talk about "fathers" when he objectively had a good one who was alpha and instilled good traits in him. fucking irritates me, he thinks that just came about from the ether but its not the case. he has no idea how beta some fathers are, mine is literally the most cringe slimey beta male bootlicker on earth and i've suffered for it, let me tell you. fucking asshole. (OP)
>your dad could probably kick your ass up and down the street lol
he could do but thats no achievement. you stupid.
lol holy shit sophposter whats going on big guy
>MDE is a tv show
>no it's a youtube sketch comedy
>no it's livestreams
>no it's a homosexual drama coven
I’m watching PGL right now and it’s just not funny
>Soph simp trying to bring the topic back about Sam after being ousted as a degenerate
lol get fucked
>HE DELETED IT
IT WAS REAL
manufactured outrage imo
hey soph poster, dont inhale too many farts ok?
the only people more mentally ill than mde fans are mde antis
why do i get the feeling that i don't care about your fantasy of some eceleb
Why do you care if a celebrity is “fake” you gay
my dad raped me you fuckwit
you have no clue you fuckwit
so tough you can handle it.
mde superfans are such fucking losers
you like fart porn who cares
mde superfans aren't making these threads
Sam Hide is a fat fucking degenerate. He is unfunny and a grifter. He is everything he was supposedly satirizing. The world would be a better place if he was dead!
This. But instead of sam it's ethan klein or hassan.
This thread is about how my dad blaster sperm in my bootyhole you fuckwitz stop talking about samehyde
so you are actually gay, figures.
i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny gays wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches.
Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters.
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit bro the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german moron eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me.
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
>HEY BABEH, KISS THE GOAT
>KISS, KISS, KISS THE GO-GOAT!
He is very sensitive about people making fun of bicflame even tho our suggestion to remove him from the podcast and put nick on it was a massive success.
Also the podcast was 4chins idea as Sammy took forever to upload any content. Sammy boy it's just an ungrateful shit. He says he can't afford to pay workers so he hires a bunch of young people and pays them minimum wage. Charls is right, Sammy is just a user and will ruin everyone around him.
You watched yesterday's stream too?
the podcast wasn't even that successful its the bump from the boxing match then streaming that's helped his comeback most
sam getting mad about his zoomer yes men getting dunked on was the first funny mde content in years. his excuse for being surrounded by zoomers was that people his age are losers.
Remember, for the last months the trannies are seething really hard about Sam and doing a massive gayop on discord against the dude
>unironically does the subway surfer shit for his short clips
>Sammy spends weeks color correcting the "look" of one unfunny bit
>Changes saturation field values over and over
>While his zoomer crew does all the heavy lifting for minimum wage
Charls is right.
It's insane to me he's spent more than 1 month already streaming the same video color correcting but spent that time doing it while streaming, and wonder why he's getting less than half the viewers of Nick's stream.
I don't even like house reviews but I'll watch Nick because he's entertaining and will interact with the stream.
Sam will straight up just sit there seething or in silence and call it a "bit".
I think Jet is Sam's caretaker. Sam just sits in the office color correcting the same video on his laptop all day. Jet could be charged with elder abuse if he isn't careful.
Wait, is Jet raping Sam?????
idk if anyone cares but here's jet's dik pix and the cringey messages he send to some psycho ethot on /LULZ/ when he was tripfagging there
He's unironically sociopathic but I still think he's funny.
lmao'ing my ass off at all these haters, World Peace 2 has started filming and Sam and Co. are on their way back to the top, they have a top-tier director @BeNiceToMeProductions who did the Bill Griefer and Daughter University videos, and if the rest of the show is like those or the other post WP output like Ghostsuckers and the Great War it'll be even better than the first season, AND there's gonna be tonnes of relevant podcast/instagram comedian guest stars like Shane Gillis and Nick Mullen, and also Andy Dick!!
I hope it's good, I really do anon but the fact their distribution is still not answered doesn't fill me with hope. Even Sam doesn't know where or how they're going to distribute.
They do it's gonna be on the gumroad
What's the deal with the frothing at the mouth constantly spamming Sam Hyde haters? Is it a feud with some other e-celeb?
hasan dickriding soiboys
Revolting. Hate this gay so much
Well, your parents hate you too, /cow/garden gnome.
Is that you pee pee poo? Kek can't wait for you to get taken out by your disgusting fat body. I got $20 on you dying from a massive heart attack by 2025.
He's a would be cult leader just look at his entourage of flunkies and legion of rabid dickrider fans who idolize him.
I used to like MDE and world peace back in the day but after a certain time they just never left 2016 behind and it's been that way ever since.
>EVERYONE LISTEN THE FUCK UP I HATE SAM HYDE AND I WILL SAY IT MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY EVERY DAY AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM AND HOW BIG AND STRONG HE IS AND
his father wasn't present when he grew up, like most fathers he probably preferred watching tv than interacting with his son
Why is he so far up his own ass? A Literal 5 minute schizo rant about a show he never watched where he fails to make any kind of point about it whatsoever. Even if you hate the show, you'd have to recognize how fucking retarded this was. Him being a contrarian when he was in his 20s was cute, him being one now when he literally has no takes whatsoever just some rant about fucking tiktoks of the show? I don't...
fuck he sucks
>NOOOO HE MADE FUN OF MY FAVORITE SHOOOOOW
bb sucks bcs sucks go scream in a sopranos thread
I knew this is what you sycophants would jump to. BB isn't my favorite show, his rant was fucking garbage and he failed to make any kind of point.
fucking cry about it then, only point you made is that youre a pissy bitch
Why do you care? Do you think you are making progress turning Cinemaphile against him? Go back to your fart porn
sam has no reason to comment on taste. this motherfucker listens to royksopp
I read your post on Kiwifarms
The Sam Hyde haters ITT are the real lolcows after all. Yep, 2022 and 2023 are the year of MDE.
Big winning, big guy.
idubbbz is a gay
He’s a known grifter and makes money by keeping Cinemaphile chuds on strings, while whining about being cancelled. The idubbbz gaslighting document was funny tho
Because he is now
I like to think he wasn't always
But losing his show sent him off the edge and getting his zoomer army made him more protective of his empire
So now he's all about self-preservation and "cashing in" when he's raising funds for things he actually cares about
He hates all his fans but can't make art without their money so he's in a catch 22
I unsubbed from his gum road after like Hydewars 15 or something, the old ones used to have weeks and months between each upload so I unsubbed
I wish him well and I don't envy his position at all
He is in full grift mode, I dont like it. He use to be fun to watch but hes constantly chasing money. I understand needing to grind but its no longer charming (it was once in its ironic way).
sam hyde is funny but obviously a terrible person and if you look up to him or take advice from him you are a retard. internet comedians arent a replacement for a father. his videos are funny though and I am excited for world peace 2z
>learn a useful and profitable skill
>dont get hung up over terrible women and friends
>start looking at your time as a resource especially when youre young
>dont be a sperg
LMAOOOO fucking chud. fucking grifter nazi racist sexist fascist fuckin incel. lol. lmao.
All of these are impossible if you don't know where to begin. They are simple not possible for most people who didn't have a rich and useful father full of nepotism.
>i need to have daddy help me not act like a turbogay in public
>i need daddy to tell me not to waste my life on stupid things
>i need daddy to pay for my education
>i need daddy to find my friends and girlfriends
you have very serious issues that youre running away from and youre delusional if you think you cant decide to do these things by yourself. youre a genuinely pathetic individual if you arent shitposting, grow some fucking balls instead of crying over sam hyde or arguing with strangers online
>fartfag is now samefagging
oh no no no no no no no no
Honestly I hate Nick more than Sam. His shtick feels 100x more contrived and 100x less funny. We get it dude, you flip cars or some shit
yeah i don't find nick very funny sometimes he's comedy gold a lot the time he's just hating on random shit because he thinks that's funny
is this a psy-op?
it's always a psyop
once you internalize this, you will never fall for another psyop
every other fucking day some intern is posting hyde grifter threads on this board. why is there not an eceleb containment board already. the fact he's upset enough to falseflag the soph poster is pretty funny though.
it is pretty hilarious
$25 to have you comment read out on stream
suck me sam SUCK ME
i may be a paypig but paying 25 bucks a pop to give them material is fucked, but its working and people are paying so good on them i guess
gotta make money somehow but this whole i know the secrets of the world type shit he harks on about gets pretty old
he's been upfront on not being le advice guru but people keep paying him to give advice, after a while id give up and take the money if i was him. he has interesting perspectives and ideas but all the mystery is manufactured, like the advice thing he just rolls with it
yeah but besides that what does he do? like i actually find the streams boring...
hey guys i'm doing editing send me $25 and my pleb will read out your comment lol
the main thing i dont like about streams is that great moments are more stretched out since it isnt edited, i love the guy and i still end up watching clips of funny moments instead of wading through him editing the same scene while grunting
yeah i'll watch a clip but some boring as work stream with retards trying to send in
their comments is shit
Who hurt you anon
it's very funny when the zoomer paypigs try to be comedians in their superchats instead of asking their questions like a normal person
STOP FUCKING PRETENDING TO BE ME STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
if I can't be you then who am I?
>STOP FUCKING PRETENDING TO BE ME STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
When will Sam address this:
>CHARLS: Sam fucks men and gets fucked by men
Jetpowerbottomsisters what is going on??????????
What the hell is going on in this thread?
when a high IQ schizo meets psycho psyopers
you are witnessing revelations, the battle between good and evil
>MDE thread is made
>schizo marky/soph spammer enters the thread
>accidentally links a youtube playlist of fat women farting instead of the regular Soph video that he's been posting
>deletes the post and trys to downplay it as a psy-op after being exposed
you have been exposed. I am a caliber of schizo you have never seen. You are not prepared
based schizo pwning jet gay false flagging
An honor and privilege to witness
>spoiled gay garden gnome larps as bad goy, suicide bombs own career, fucks men
Sam is 100% Irish. He’s morphing into my old boss from Boston
oy vey rebbe
Not to defend him but his dad was an alcoholic who split
>I'm gonna change culture by spamming the same image of Sam Hyde every week!
>dono my usual 15 yesterday so sam can hear my bit
>didnt notice the chat read dono price was set at 25 on that night
>had to dono that extra 25 to get sam to see my dono and lost out on 35 bucks in the process
now i cant eat this weekend ;(`
would you look at that
all the posts dried up. that's funny. I can't believe anyone would go to these lengths to make a dude look bad who was just outing sam as a pedo and an abuser for years. Incredible. The snakery. The pure audacious slimery. You will burn in the lake of fire for eternity, enduring the worst punishments in the lowest rings of hell. Scum
She was legal dude no one fucking cares about your /LULZ/ waifu
please stop spamming
Who gets this consistently pressed about a comedian? He seems like more of a normal guy with eclectic humor than some machiavellian mastermind pulling all the strings behind the scenes.
This type of seething obsession never happens to anyone else but alt-culture right-wing figures. It’s either a glow-op or you gays just need to take a chill pill (meds) and get real role-models in your life.
You would think the psych-wards would be range banned by now at this point.
because he IS a machiavellian retard pulling strings behind the scenes. He likely fucking pays people to post here, to post these threads, to stir up publicity to keep his brand going. The rationalization being, this is how the money is made. He can't run his business without people thinking and talking about him. But it's really just a narcissistic endeavour for attention, surrounded by a miasma of abuse towards everyone that gets close to sam.
At some point some autistic schizo got really, really booty angered about sam. So he posted about how he groomed and abused some kid. Sam and his cronies have been seething about this knight of autistic renown for fucking. YEARS. And that's where a lot of this controversy is coming from. It's literally a feud that was between a very devoted schizo and a narcissistic psycho retard trying to get attention by posting about himself on /misc/.
Hope you enjoyed this lesson on /misc/ history
basado y rojopillado
>knight of autistic renown
No one would call you that fart fucker
I respect my own, shitheel
you will never be abatap
bubba whosawhatsa shanana?
I'm sorry I thought you were a /misc/ historian
Good for Sam then, these people would barely be more useful pedaling on spin bike generators in a brazilian prison. Might as well milk them for free advertising.
take your meds schizo
we're page 1 now so I hope the samgang enjoys being exposed as psycho retards, that's basically what this thread is about. Stop posting about some fucking RETARD and maybe people will stop talking about how he's a legitimately evil person. It's that simple
you've really gone bonkers now that your fart videos were exposed
lost the plot completely
>knight of autistic renown
come on now
not only are you a fart sniffing retard but you are a newfag as well. Don't come to my home board giving history lessons when you're defending a spammer that was also in love with this underage tripwhore.
I've been here on and off for 10 years which admittedly isn't that long, but it's long enough to have experienced a good amount of the hyde schizo posting. I just happen to be a high caliber schizo, and a high profile shitposter, so I know exactly what's going on in these threads when I see them. And I probably should have seen literal false flag posts coming for the schizoposter but I did not realize just how dastardly and low the psycho retarded gays who work for and worship sam really are. He is about the worst example, the worst poster child you could possibly have for an eccentric """comedian""" and seeing his evolution as an abhorrent person is something I've been paying attention to passively for a while. Granted, I only care for stupid reasons; beyond his wine party sketch and something I won't go into I have had literally 0 genuine interest in this guy besides being a case study on sociopathy
Stop reading there Gamergate baby
I started coming to Cinemaphile around 2010ish but I only went to /b/ occasionally because some /b/asedboys in my runescape clan chat were talking about it
which isn't a whole lot better but I mean I've been here long enough. I don't know why I should even feel insulted nor wear the fact I've wasted my life on this site as a badge of honor on my sleeve
You're only a few degrees removed from Barneyfag.
He is simply fighting for what's right
And Barneyfag, too, accidentally showed his fetish once.
>Granted, I only care for stupid reasons; beyond his wine party sketch and something I won't go into
>something I won't go into
checked for sam's based secret masonic gay lover
I love it. now that billions of poojets and chinks have flooded the web this kind of extremely autistic posturing is the norm when 10 years ago it would have been called for what it is. Autistic keyboard cringe. You’re not a fucking knight in shining LGBT armor you’re wasting precious time yelling into the void swaying nobody. Sam doesn’t care about you. This is John Lennon murderer level of insanity.
I don't care about sam either, gay. I think it's annoying he pays people to shit up the board and spread his autistic narcissism around. I think it's even worse he's built a cult of personality around himself to shield his pathetic sensitive ego from criticism. It's pathetic and makes me irrationally angry. I won't deny I am an emotional schizo. That is exactly what makes me well suited to calling out retarded fucking narcissistic bullshit and abuse. These people think they're untouchable and they can get away with anything. I promise, all it takes is one fucking retard to piece things together one time and the dumb bullshit they do falls apart. It started with Barneyfag. God willing it will end with me, and any other anons who wisen up to sam's psycho horseshit
Interesting! I wonder if there's a common theme here! Maybe it's the retarded narcissistic psycho obsessing over what people think of him online using internalized shame based humiliation tactics in an anonymous environment where it's very unlikely he'll be caught? Unless someone just happens to piece things together, of course
>It started with Barneyfag.
You're invoking Barneyfag as your role model. What the fuck bro.
barneyfag is an honorable man
narcissistic groomers and abusers deserve to be punished
You literally spend your days waiting to the next MDE thread to pop up just so you alogg indefinably about how much you hate Sam. Some threads could even just be about skits that Sam wasn't even involved with you come in the thread to make it about him. It takes certain level of lolcowdry to be this mad about one guy to the expend you write down paragraphs worth of seethe. Even if you are write about psyops it still doesn't change that fact that you are mad retard who has nothing better to do on a Saturday night than to complain about some eceleb that wronged you years ago. Maybe Kiwifarms is more of your liking.
I am writing papers that are due so yeah I don't have anything better to do than sit here and shitpost in between trying to think of what the fuck to write
And no, I do not wait for MDE threads. I have visited maybe this and another in the past, like, month. Perhaps several months. I am not as obsessed with this particular gay as you are deluding yourself into believing. I do, however, have a justified amount of indignance over retarded fucking HORSESHIT
WITH THIS PSYCHO RETARD
DON'T POST ABOUT HIM
World Peace was 2016 television show with 6 episodes. I would like to discuss this show on the television board.
Wanting to aspire to be anything like Lee is just sad. He is like any other /toon/moron except with even worse debilitating autism. He ONLY hates ponies because of the Barney connection and had it not been for that he would have been a horse fucker
I'm actually kind of glad I don't have any idea what the fuck you're talking about. I am working with very limited information here. Maybe it's the samgang retards getting paid to post these threads that are actually obsessed. How the fuck do you know his name? How do you know anything about him beyond he autistically posts about the teenage girl sam groomed and abused. That's all I know, to be honest; that there was an autistic keyboard warrior that spent his miserable existence finding some amount of catharsis in shining a light on an abusive person. What's so bad about that? Sam's not even funny and his show fucking sucked. He was carried by other people funnier than him for what little of his show was good. Wine party is a masterpiece, to be fair. But the rest of his work and online "persona" garbage is just that, garbage.
If barneyfag was the guy autistically ranting and raving about the girl and posting the same picture for years, yes I will ALWAYS side with an autistic dedicated man trying to fight literal real, genuine, tangible evil. I can think of no greater purpose for someone clearly mentally disabled. Why would you denigrate someone doing so much with so little of what they were given?
you shouldn't, it's trash. But then you should make a thread about the skits and talk about the skits and simply endure the autism. You are alone in what you say you desire, because these threads are filled with psyoppers, paid shills, and retards worshipping a narcissist. You should feel an equal amount of disgust for this kind of filth as you seem to have for an autistic schizo
Because Lee dumped his life story on the farms some time ago.
>If barneyfag was the guy autistically ranting and raving about the girl and posting the same picture for years
You say you've been here since 2010. Now you've mistaken that guy for Barneyfag, the MLP hate spammer. You seemingly don't know who Barneyfag actually is, you just heard the name and applied it to that other guy.
I am stunlocked by this level of crazy bullshit.
You're right, that is exactly what happened. I thought previously I had seen barneyfag being used to refer to that guy, but apparently I was wrong. In any case, nothing else I've said in this thread is wrong as far as I'm aware. The retarded paid actors are doing exactly what I thought they were doing and seeing some of the reactions in this thread just confirmed that to me. I just don't know who abatap or the barneyfag are. If I had ever known who they were it would've been a long, long time ago. Sue me, I guess
I am also extremely confused. Because if those people are not applicable to the conversation in this thread, why would you post about them? I was also under the impression that the apparently more recent sophposter or whoever was the exact same person as the one autistically posting about the TEENAGE GIRL SAM GROOMED AND ABUSED. This seemed like an obvious presumption to me, but maybe I am also wrong in this. In any case I have very little interest in the details outside of who the autistic schizo posters are and the reaction they seem to have provoked for years. Are you going to deny the amount of asshurt and seethe that guy(s) got out of these threads, just by posting how sam was an abuser? Could it possibly be an autistic schizophrenic mentally disabled individual(s) realized what should've been apparent all along, that sam is posting about himself on /misc/ and also paying people to do so? Could it be that the massive amount of seethe directed that this person(s) could largely be attributed to the narcissistic psychopath who is known to abuse anyone that comes into his life?
nope it actually occurred to me you wouldn't be reading my paragraphs anymore and I think we've both lost interest in replying meaningfully
I'm a different person and think youre a fucking annoying spammer trying to deflect a fart fetish allegation
>Because if those people are not applicable to the conversation in this thread, why would you post about them?
Applicable for two reasons: Barneyfag was fucking nuts, and Barneyfag once accidentally posted Overwatch foot porn instead of his usual spam. Hence the comparison to this Soph poster.
Weird, and not offensive at all. In any case I hope it became clear to you at some point that the person that made those posts was not genuine, as evidenced by their repeated posts about fart inhalation and teenage mutant ninja turtle dancing
I would stomach any amount of farts if it specifically meant a 6'5 amazonian goddess would sit on my face I'll tell you that right now
unless you're a chud, twink or underage he's not interested in talking to you
>sam frequently streams his comedy which is accompanied by his outlook which is very misanthropic, anti-social, people hating
>people wanna give him money
i mean he can be funny but why the fuck are people giving this moron money ever?
Sam Hyde is funny but he seems a bit like a scumbag who let fame and fortune get to his head.
I always thought Sam Hyde was a loser comedian. The fact he is 40 with no wife or kids is evidence alone. But recently, I've watched a few of his clips and I can understand why he has a following. Social media is so incredibly easy that all you have to say is what people want to hear. A popular person says "just go ask her out its your personality not your looks" and the people who wanna hear that like it and subscribe but those of you who want to hear "thats not the truth, the real truth is x" listen to based/edgy content. Same sides on the same coin really, is anything Sam Hyde says really that profound? He is just a bit cynical and edgy but like ironically a massive loser. Self-Help is found in inner self not 40 year olds with absolutely nothing to show for in life.
here is your attention schizo
>instilled good traits in him
hmm not exactly the first thing i think of when i think of sammy but ok. also take it easy on your dad, dingus
Cutting Sam's dick and divorcing his mom forcing Sam to grow up in a split family, while at the same time coddling and spoiling Sam with his wealth is what helped made Sam the cold but successful sociopath he is today. I strongly suspect that Sam tortured small animals/bugs as a kid.
hey you were in the thread the whole time fart boy
>girl thinks guy is borderline
>he asks her to cut his name into her wrist
hwoa boy, no sorry that's a narc. Stupid girls. I wish they knew better but they truly can't tell
He's successful in the same way Lena Dunham is. Rich parent safety net plus crypto money were what allowed him to "be himself" (a scumbag) throwing shit at the wall until something finally stuck for him (white supremacist 4chan guru/comedian followed into youtube grifter).
Now that the dust has settled, is Sam the single greatest comedian of our time?
what is actually happening in this thread?
got caught posting fart porn and is trying to play it cool now
It's already been debunked chud.