why do i get the feeling sam hyde is completely fake?

why do i get the feeling sam hyde is completely fake? were i to give him a piece of my mind he would immediately block me. butthole trust fund moron thinks he can talk about "fathers" when he objectively had a good one who was alpha and instilled good traits in him. fricking irritates me, he thinks that just came about from the ether but its not the case. he has no idea how beta some fathers are, mine is literally the most cringe slimey beta male bootlicker on earth and i've suffered for it, let me tell you. fricking butthole.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >talking about your father like that
    pussy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you have no clue frickwit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When you get mature enough, you realize that family is the only thing that matters in your life. Nobody else and nothing else matters.

        One day you won't be 12 anymore bro! just hang in there

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >When you get mature enough, you realize that family is the only yeah tell that to my family you fricking moronic piece of shit ass, you
          moron parroting shit.
          stupid ass you have no fricking clue how family can sometimes completely turn against you, steal from you, try to hurt you, bully you, assault you.
          you have no idea how beta it gets. you really don't

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'll answer you, and it's going to be true, but you may not believe it's the entire reason because it will be too simple and won't be satisfying. there are many guys like Sam Hyde out there, believe me. and they're all the same
          Sam Hyde is a borderline sociopathic narcissist. He is immature, weak, and lazy. He doesn't care about how his actions effect other people and the world as a whole. He is entirely shallow and this leaves him with being unable to be genuine about anything. he isn't real because he doesn't care about anything but himself.
          Take someone who is genuine, caring, considerate, wise, compassionate, mature, disciplined. Sam is the opposite of all of this. He's just a big stinky person.

          You have no idea what the frick you are talking about. There are so fathers out there that are so horrible. Some abuse, some are just passive and don't do their jobs as fathers and they do not deserve respect or love, especially form their sons.
          You are not experienced in life at all if you believe family is the only thing that matters

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Take someone who is genuine, caring, considerate, wise, compassionate, mature, disciplined.
            That would be a Democrat.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            samegay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're a moron.
            I said family, not blood.
            you absolute moron.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              oh you meant familia

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lol

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >you didn't know i'm a moron who has a personal definition of a word therefore you're le moron
              You fricking imbecile. If you had an ounce of real life experience or knew people outside of your Discord troony friends, you'd know that many of society's weak, pathetic men end up becoming fathers and it's totally logical from their offspring's point of view to have no respect from them, you lip-smacking, drooling baboon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                cringe didnt read
                fatherless gay haha

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wait Sam is like the opposite of what you describe wtf are you talking bout/basing this off of?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He isn't at all. The way I described him is entirely accurate. I'm basing it on all of his behavior. how he treated his family, how he treats his romantic/sexual partners, how he treats his friends. Dude is fricking horrible. He has suck poor character quality.

              I can edit elements too moron

              Go home to your braphog

              say something that isn't completely moronic for once in your life pelase

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                You like fat women farts. We know that now. You can no longer hide it. Keep posting in multiple IPs, it won't change the fact that you are fart fetish loser.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Truth.
            t. Has several pieces of MDE swag that I can't wear anymore because they all showed their true colors

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Family is the only thing that matters

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            When you get mature enough, you realize that family is the only thing that matters in your life. Nobody else and nothing else matters.

            One day you won't be 12 anymore bro! just hang in there

            >when you fall the family meme
            you seriously have no idea how beta males will gang up against you no matter what, family or not.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Idc what betas do homosexual I just saw family and posted the funny family man

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                just be humble at times and don't think you know it all. i am the most desperate for family and yet my family is there, you have no idea, literally comitted crimes against me.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Booboo Black person

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah booboo, you would cry. dumb frick. smirk you little homosexual go on i know you want to.
                >smirking wojak.jpg

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >yet my family is there, you have no idea, literally comitted crimes against me.
                deadnaming you isn't a crime homosexual lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what is deadnaming?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i was thinking about this the other day. out of the billion of people on this planet, there is maybe a couple dozen that would be happy to see me if i showed up at their door. you can't pay someone to love you like your grandma does

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not him but seriously you have no idea how bad it is with other people and you should honestly shut the frick up and get to sucking dick, or better yet your frickin dad's you fricking moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up moron
        the OP gave up the information needed.
        He's an angsty 12 year old who hates his "bootlicker" dad. thats literally it

        probably mad because his dad didn't vote for trump

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          hahahahaha you have no clue, smirk and play sci-fi wargames you frickwit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my dad is a greedy selfish gay that never gave a frick about anyone but himself. hes a chode and literally thinks you can't be racist to white people.

      think of a soi twitter liberal and thats basically him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like a great man. you should be grateful for him you homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some parents did a horrendous job parenting and deserve to be criticized, not my problem it goes against that israeli book to do so.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my dad sperm blastered my bootycheeks you frickwit piece of shit

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if i was your dad i'd beat the shit out of you for talking about me this way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      trips so you must be my stupid gay father, hahahaha.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same would heem you

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the soph spamming schizo is a fart fetishist
    lol, lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      i think you accidentally posted the wrong youtube link fren.

      Anyone got a screencap I missed it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        didnt screencap but instead of the soph video he posted a fart fetish vid of some big rough looking woman

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        manufactured outrage imo

        The link is still there
        https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/181928721/#q181929000

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        didnt screencap but instead of the soph video he posted a fart fetish vid of some big rough looking woman

        [...]
        The link is still there
        https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/181928721/#q181929000

        First Screencap comp Ive ever made

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >David Nathulak
          He left his name there as well on the play list is his name.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I dont think so because its a public playlist

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Either way, we found out the soph spammer is a fart fetishist.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nah thats just the guy who made the fart playlist, hard to say if thats sophposter or not

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, he posted a link to a fart huffing playlist then deleted it even if he didn't make the playlist, he knew of it, had it linked and deleted it to cover his mistake.
              Soph spammer is a brap fetishist.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Soph poster here, it wasn't me.
                This is the real vid:

                And yes Soph is based for exposing Sam as someone that's no better than your typical kid grooming troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                prove it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't the first time some triggered hyde gay tried to false flag me:
                https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/181042251/#181043073
                https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/181107876/#181110285

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fart fricker

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He's a fart porn fetishist
                Anon you're a freak

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Sophgays are the ones seething about Sam

                Remember, this kid glows, people have used her before the destroy lots of right-winger youtube channels back in the 2018-2020.
                A brazilian groomer write her scripts and her parents are the scum of earth.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Even if you didn't post the fart playlist you have serious issues. You don't know these people and you spend far too much time obsessing over them. I'm begging you from the bottom of my heart, for your own mental health, please go touch grass sweetie snookums.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i’d like to know why every time i report you for spamming and flooding, i’m the one who gets banned.

                you’re a janny, aren’t you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I do it because it's funny and Ive never actually made a thread about that homosexual.

                What's the deal with the frothing at the mouth constantly spamming Sam Hyde haters? Is it a feud with some other e-celeb?

                If Sam wants to grift he should buy an ad instead of sending his discord zoomer army here spamming off topic threads to advertise his shitty content.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                only you can stop them hero

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                idk what we would do without you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i like how you didn’t answer my question at all, b***h homie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                80% of the time I report Sam Hyde threads as off-topic spam and they get deleted, because they are spam. you autistically pull up and screech at all these posts from 4plebs attributing them to me but realize that I never make the threads themselves, imagine making hundreds upon hundreds of Sam Hyde threads here (probably thousands at this point). Totally normal, totally not astroturfing spam. Any non-bumping post I make in them is no less off topic and spammy than the thread itself.
                I also spend most of my time posting in the /trek/ threads and use the catalogue so it's not like I sit here obsessing over some homosexual eceleb waiting for threads to appear, they stick out like sore thumbs during normal usage.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >/trek/
                Bro you have absolutely no room to talk down to people from your lower decks chat room

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I also spend most of my time posting in the /trek/ threads
                Are you the guy on welfare that posts 18 hours a day?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                dont inhale too many farts you frickin freak

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                kys freak

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Changing the picture that put with your reply won't hide you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          save'd

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oh dear

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          chud greta is finished

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this is a false flag psyop by sam himself because he realized the schizo poster took a break or is dead so now he is tarnishing the schizo's reputation even more to boost his own ego and tear down the guy who's been autistically haunting his threads inflicting narc injury after narc injury because we all know sam is a big enough mental basket attention prostitute to be reading threads about him on Cinemaphile

          wouldn't be surprised if he made this thread. wouldn't be surprised if it was specifically to do this psyop. you people have no idea how ill people like sam can be

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            either that or you're also schizo

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              why can't it be both. that's how i can tell

              the psycho fears the schizo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the world really is schizos vs psychos when you boil it down

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                either that or you're also schizo

                also apparently the schizoposter is here so it's probably just sam fricking with him because he's a malignant narcissist

                the world really is schizos vs psychos when you boil it down

                schizos always lose because psychos always get normies on their side. this is why I do not have a girlfriend

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                theres a girl with low enough self esteem out there for you anon, just dont tell them what you actually think and you can fool your way into companionship

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I am an honest man, anon. I am also myself emotionally unstable. I will go to the grave alone and a just, righteous man

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hey False flagger here, I'm actually Charl's H&R Block guy and I was tired about you lying about his taxes

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't really believe you but even if that's true it's sad you worship a narcissist to this degree but I guess I get it and why you would cover your tracks now so big daddy doesn't get mad and fire you and do whatever other weird stalker control bullshit he does to people that work for him he doesn't like anymore

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't listen to him I'm the actual false flagger, I did it because Sam and I are in a sexual relationship. He talks about the Cinemaphile Soph guy all the time while he rides my ass for stress relief. Please stop you are hurting both of us.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Who hurt you anon

                hahahaha

                schizos always win. I will not allow you to play psycho games to hurt a fellow truth-teller. get ye gone, evil demons

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                wew

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                scared, putter?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                For you yes
                Sounds like you need a good psych eval kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                thats not me, that's the false flagger

                for 50 dollars I will give you back 25 so that sam's stream can have content which he cannot produce on his own

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I only accept monero

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                well you're gonna learn to accept this dick in your mouth nerd

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you learned well from your father homosexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                actually it was yours, yes I did rape your father in the mouth what are you gonna do about it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                weak reply false flagger

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what am I supposed to do with such weak material

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                thats not me, that's the false flagger

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sam lost his mind and started fricking men because Marky wasn't actually a virgin

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >other weird stalker control bullshit he does to people that work for him he doesn't like anymore
                Why don't you mention my client's taxes anymore? Because we exposed your fraud.

                That's the power of H&R Block!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dont inhale too many farts sophposter

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I already finished jacking off don't worry

              what am I supposed to do with such weak material

              weak reply false flagger

              oh but hey maybe if you talk to nick or whoever the frick the actual funny guy on MDE was maybe he'll give you something to work with

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Take it Easy on the farts, man

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you really think a dumb falseflag post is gonna stick when it's overshadowed by the coming widespread realization of sam being a legitimately awful person?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >t's overshadowed by the coming widespread realization
                youve been doing this since 2019 at least

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've been doing it since today when I realized that sam and his crew realized they can take advantage of the poor moron who is just trying to warn people who don't know any better about how sam is an awful grifting liar. I noticed the trend in the aura of these threads since the last one I was in

                It's the same file name of the pic that you have been spamming for a month now. Stop trying to downplay it, fart sniffer

                convenient that you know this, I suspect you are the false flagger and purposefully engineered this. Why would a fricking filename be anything close to damning evidence? stupid.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Missed farts

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                uh oh, stinky

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The internet is forever you moron
                https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/_ZG4J8UvAVlB3w2WDzQhdg/

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                okay you spam your shitty video non stop what does that prove?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                if you can prove to me these are the same hash coming from the exact file from the same exact poster I will believe you. I seriously hope nobody here is stupid enough to believe a filename is evidence of the same poster, this is forum psyopping 101

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's the exact same hash
                https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/_ZG4J8UvAVlB3w2WDzQhdg/

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                All these posts are troll posts with troll links moron

                this is even dumber than I initially thought. ALL of these links to fart inhaler/teenage mutant ninja turtle larping/some other bullshit

                What a dumb length to go to to credit someone. Did you even click on those links or were you hoping nobody would actually look at the archive? None of these are the initial poster who has been spamming these threads for years

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >DID YOU JUST SAY SAM HYDE ISN'T FUNNY?
                >I DARE YOU TO SAY IT MY FACE.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >clink link
                >get fart porn
                what is your point?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's the same file name of the pic that you have been spamming for a month now. Stop trying to downplay it, fart sniffer

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You’re the Barneygay of these threads
                Missed gas

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            damage control? you got caught, it's over fartsniffer

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That would be hilarious because literally thousands, if not tens of thousands of anti-MDE threads have been made over the last 10 years off completely fake "text and email screenshots"(literally just notepad files print-screened)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >when the Ass rip is too loud in church

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is a perfect example of sams true nature. what he's like inside. He's big, wealthy, famous, doesn't give a frick on the outside. But on the inside he is small, stupid, weak, afraid, and lazy. all it takes is a little girl to scare him.

    You're a moron.
    I said family, not blood.
    you absolute moron.

    You are with that anon about fathers you fricking moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't watch the video

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      talking*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey moron, get your script right, you posted the wrong link in your previous reply

      [...]

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hey moron, stop being a fricking moron for 5 seconds.

        >didn't watch the video

        what I said is still true

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can edit elements too moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Go home to your braphog

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is extremely negative and sullen in his streams. It's not entertaining at all, don't k own why people watch him. Nick's streams are awesome though.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hasan is my father figure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        6'4
        250 pounds
        fricks models every day

        wow so onions

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They're called sex workers chud

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hasan is basically everything that sam is aside from the sociopath part. Hasan is a complete narcissist, like genuine narcissistic personality disorder, but he isn't a psycho. he's just really, *really* stupid. I'll watch hasan listen to some vid on youtube of people describing how dumb and horrible he is for like hour refuting all the dumb shit he spouts and it doesn't faze him but if he notices other people in twitch chats shitting on him making him think he reputation is going down or something he goes batshit ballistic. like full on temper tantrum.
          it's curious to see. total narcissism on display from both of them anyway

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wish Hasan would man up and box Sam.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fricks pornstars and trafficked teenagers wow so cool

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          every girl hasan's dated has been really fricking weird looking

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            she is a crack prostitute wearing a mask of make up and cosmetic surgery

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what kind of a homosexual do you have to be
          >omg he's tall
          >omg he fricks models dude
          >omg

          so fricking what Black person?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's his appeal? Is it merely the fact that he's one of the few far leftists that doesn't look like a Nurgle worshipping inbred freak?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You'd only really like him if your politics already align with his. Same reason people liked shoeonhead. They thoughtlessly parrot meme politics that they don't fully understand and it just kind of works for them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's a hypebeast ultra-consumerist who appeals to consumerist zoomers while LARPing as a socialist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >misspelled homosexual figure

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i think you accidentally posted the wrong youtube link fren.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >6'3"
    >280lbs
    >fricks Jet Neptune every day

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he would be a MONSTER at no-gi jiu jitsu but his ego is too big to train it, he'd get heel hooked by a manlet he'd be mindbroken

    training boxing is so much easier on the ego because
    me big me hit bag, look look! look how far bag fly! me strong!
    sure, during sparring,u may hit me, but unless u knock me out cold, u pussyman, me strongman,
    me eat those shots, me stone cold killa ghetto style
    punch em up givem dat hook mayne showem da business

    its WAY harder to cope with the fact some 5 foot tall Pilipino guy just spun into your leg and could rip your knee out of your socket if he chose too
    so instead, you get to wail on a bags, pads, and some dude who isnt even trying to knock you out.
    the nature of grappling is superior for training, the other guy IS trying to finish you. He can get you in a position where its a fricking binary, does he feel like causing irreparable damage or not is the only question at a certain point. Its so much more controlled and even beautiful as a result. Boxing is fricking moronic and for idiots with peanut brains and massive egos.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >if you false flag me ill false flag you
    stay mad Soph spic

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    your dad could probably kick your ass up and down the street lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      his dad isn't going to frick you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >9601▶
      >

      https://i.imgur.com/eENSo9K.png

      why do i get the feeling sam hyde is completely fake? were i to give him a piece of my mind he would immediately block me. butthole trust fund moron thinks he can talk about "fathers" when he objectively had a good one who was alpha and instilled good traits in him. fricking irritates me, he thinks that just came about from the ether but its not the case. he has no idea how beta some fathers are, mine is literally the most cringe slimey beta male bootlicker on earth and i've suffered for it, let me tell you. fricking butthole. (OP)
      >your dad could probably kick your ass up and down the street lol
      he could do but thats no achievement. you stupid.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lol holy shit sophposter whats going on big guy

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >MDE is a tv show
    >no it's a youtube sketch comedy
    >no it's livestreams
    >no it's a homosexual drama coven

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m watching PGL right now and it’s just not funny

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Soph simp trying to bring the topic back about Sam after being ousted as a degenerate
    lol get fricked

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >HE DELETED IT
    IT WAS REAL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Soph simp trying to bring the topic back about Sam after being ousted as a degenerate
      lol get fricked

      manufactured outrage imo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hey soph poster, dont inhale too many farts ok?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        define that

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only people more mentally ill than mde fans are mde antis

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do i get the feeling that i don't care about your fantasy of some eceleb

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care if a celebrity is “fake” you homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my dad raped me you frickwit
      you have no clue you frickwit
      frickwit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so tough you can handle it.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mde superfans are such fricking losers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you like fart porn who cares

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mde superfans aren't making these threads

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hide is a fat fricking degenerate. He is unfunny and a grifter. He is everything he was supposedly satirizing. The world would be a better place if he was dead!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. But instead of sam it's ethan klein or hassan.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is about how my dad blaster sperm in my bootyhole you frickwitz stop talking about samehyde

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so you are actually gay, figures.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so you are actually gay, figures.

      i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfricker you skinny homosexuals wanna talk food lets fricking talk food you pussy b***hes.

      Got my teeth cut the frick out and replaced with teflon coated titanium b***h, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fricking throat fricking feet and all you fricking busters.

      sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit homie the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german Black person eat mustard that shits like fricking parsley to me.

      the sun don't set b***h i just get hungry at dusk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >HEY BABEH, KISS THE GOAT
        >WOAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
        >KISS, KISS, KISS THE GO-GOAT!

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is very sensitive about people making fun of bicflame even tho our suggestion to remove him from the podcast and put nick on it was a massive success.

    Also the podcast was 4chins idea as Sammy took forever to upload any content. Sammy boy it's just an ungrateful shit. He says he can't afford to pay workers so he hires a bunch of young people and pays them minimum wage. Charls is right, Sammy is just a user and will ruin everyone around him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You watched yesterday's stream too?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the podcast wasn't even that successful its the bump from the boxing match then streaming that's helped his comeback most

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sam getting mad about his zoomer yes men getting dunked on was the first funny mde content in years. his excuse for being surrounded by zoomers was that people his age are losers.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    amazing thread

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, for the last months the trannies are seething really hard about Sam and doing a massive gayop on discord against the dude

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically does the subway surfer shit for his short clips

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sammy spends weeks color correcting the "look" of one unfunny bit
    >Changes saturation field values over and over
    >While his zoomer crew does all the heavy lifting for minimum wage

    Charls is right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's insane to me he's spent more than 1 month already streaming the same video color correcting but spent that time doing it while streaming, and wonder why he's getting less than half the viewers of Nick's stream.
      I don't even like house reviews but I'll watch Nick because he's entertaining and will interact with the stream.
      Sam will straight up just sit there seething or in silence and call it a "bit".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think Jet is Sam's caretaker. Sam just sits in the office color correcting the same video on his laptop all day. Jet could be charged with elder abuse if he isn't careful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, is Jet raping Sam?????

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://desuarchive.org/LULZ/thread/36025453/#q36025453

    idk if anyone cares but here's jet's dik pix and the cringey messages he send to some psycho ethot on /LULZ/ when he was tripgayging there

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's unironically sociopathic but I still think he's funny.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lmao'ing my ass off at all these haters, World Peace 2 has started filming and Sam and Co. are on their way back to the top, they have a top-tier director @BeNiceToMeProductions who did the Bill Griefer and Daughter University videos, and if the rest of the show is like those or the other post WP output like Ghostsuckers and the Great War it'll be even better than the first season, AND there's gonna be tonnes of relevant podcast/instagram comedian guest stars like Shane Gillis and Nick Mullen, and also Andy Dick!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope it's good, I really do anon but the fact their distribution is still not answered doesn't fill me with hope. Even Sam doesn't know where or how they're going to distribute.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They do it's gonna be on the gumroad

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with the frothing at the mouth constantly spamming Sam Hyde haters? Is it a feud with some other e-celeb?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hasan dickriding soiboys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      twitter tourists

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Revolting. Hate this homosexual so much

    • 1 year ago
      GirlySeattle

      Well, your parents hate you too, /cow/israelite.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is that you pee pee poo? Kek can't wait for you to get taken out by your disgusting fat body. I got $20 on you dying from a massive heart attack by 2025.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a would be cult leader just look at his entourage of flunkies and legion of rabid dickrider fans who idolize him.
    I used to like MDE and world peace back in the day but after a certain time they just never left 2016 behind and it's been that way ever since.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >EVERYONE LISTEN THE FRICK UP I HATE SAM HYDE AND I WILL SAY IT MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY EVERY DAY AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM AND HOW BIG AND STRONG HE IS AND

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    his father wasn't present when he grew up, like most fathers he probably preferred watching tv than interacting with his son

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so far up his own ass? A Literal 5 minute schizo rant about a show he never watched where he fails to make any kind of point about it whatsoever. Even if you hate the show, you'd have to recognize how fricking moronic this was. Him being a contrarian when he was in his 20s was cute, him being one now when he literally has no takes whatsoever just some rant about fricking tiktoks of the show? I don't...

    frick he sucks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO HE MADE FUN OF MY FAVORITE SHOOOOOW
      bb sucks bcs sucks go scream in a sopranos thread

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I knew this is what you sycophants would jump to. BB isn't my favorite show, his rant was fricking garbage and he failed to make any kind of point.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fricking cry about it then, only point you made is that youre a pissy b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I knew this is what you sycophants would jump to. BB isn't my favorite show, his rant was fricking garbage and he failed to make any kind of point.

      Why do you care? Do you think you are making progress turning Cinemaphile against him? Go back to your fart porn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sam has no reason to comment on taste. this motherfricker listens to royksopp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I read your post on Kiwifarms

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Sam Hyde haters ITT are the real lolcows after all. Yep, 2022 and 2023 are the year of MDE.
    Big winning, big guy.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idubbbz is a homosexual

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He’s a known grifter and makes money by keeping Cinemaphile chuds on strings, while whining about being cancelled. The idubbbz gaslighting document was funny tho

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is now
    I like to think he wasn't always
    But losing his show sent him off the edge and getting his zoomer army made him more protective of his empire
    So now he's all about self-preservation and "cashing in" when he's raising funds for things he actually cares about
    He hates all his fans but can't make art without their money so he's in a catch 22
    I unsubbed from his gum road after like Hydewars 15 or something, the old ones used to have weeks and months between each upload so I unsubbed
    I wish him well and I don't envy his position at all

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is in full grift mode, I dont like it. He use to be fun to watch but hes constantly chasing money. I understand needing to grind but its no longer charming (it was once in its ironic way).

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sam hyde is funny but obviously a terrible person and if you look up to him or take advice from him you are a moron. internet comedians arent a replacement for a father. his videos are funny though and I am excited for world peace 2z

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >learn a useful and profitable skill
    >dont get hung up over terrible women and friends
    >start looking at your time as a resource especially when youre young
    >dont be a sperg
    LMAOOOO fricking chud. fricking grifter nazi racist sexist fascist frickin incel. lol. lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All of these are impossible if you don't know where to begin. They are simple not possible for most people who didn't have a rich and useful father full of nepotism.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >i need to have daddy help me not act like a turbohomosexual in public
        >i need daddy to tell me not to waste my life on stupid things
        >i need daddy to pay for my education
        >i need daddy to find my friends and girlfriends
        you have very serious issues that youre running away from and youre delusional if you think you cant decide to do these things by yourself. youre a genuinely pathetic individual if you arent shitposting, grow some fricking balls instead of crying over sam hyde or arguing with strangers online

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fartgay is now samegayging
    oh no no no no no no no no

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I hate Nick more than Sam. His shtick feels 100x more contrived and 100x less funny. We get it dude, you flip cars or some shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i don't find nick very funny sometimes he's comedy gold a lot the time he's just hating on random shit because he thinks that's funny

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this a psy-op?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's always a psyop

      once you internalize this, you will never fall for another psyop

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    every other fricking day some intern is posting hyde grifter threads on this board. why is there not an eceleb containment board already. the fact he's upset enough to falseflag the soph poster is pretty funny though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it is pretty hilarious

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it is pretty hilarious

      $25 to have you comment read out on stream

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        suck me sam SUCK ME

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i may be a paypig but paying 25 bucks a pop to give them material is fricked, but its working and people are paying so good on them i guess

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gotta make money somehow but this whole i know the secrets of the world type shit he harks on about gets pretty old

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he's been upfront on not being le advice guru but people keep paying him to give advice, after a while id give up and take the money if i was him. he has interesting perspectives and ideas but all the mystery is manufactured, like the advice thing he just rolls with it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but besides that what does he do? like i actually find the streams boring...

              hey guys i'm doing editing send me $25 and my pleb will read out your comment lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the main thing i dont like about streams is that great moments are more stretched out since it isnt edited, i love the guy and i still end up watching clips of funny moments instead of wading through him editing the same scene while grunting

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i'll watch a clip but some boring as work stream with morons trying to send in

                it's very funny when the zoomer paypigs try to be comedians in their superchats instead of asking their questions like a normal person

                their comments is shit

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who hurt you anon

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's very funny when the zoomer paypigs try to be comedians in their superchats instead of asking their questions like a normal person

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STOP FRICKING PRETENDING TO BE ME STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if I can't be you then who am I?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        us

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >STOP FRICKING PRETENDING TO BE ME STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When will Sam address this:
    >CHARLS: Sam fricks men and gets fricked by men
    Jetpowerbottomsisters what is going on??????????

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is going on in this thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Judaism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when a high IQ schizo meets psycho psyopers

      you are witnessing revelations, the battle between good and evil

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >MDE thread is made
      >schizo marky/soph spammer enters the thread
      >accidentally links a youtube playlist of fat women farting instead of the regular Soph video that he's been posting
      >deletes the post and trys to downplay it as a psy-op after being exposed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you have been exposed. I am a caliber of schizo you have never seen. You are not prepared

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          missed gas

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          based schizo pwning jet homosexual false flagging
          An honor and privilege to witness

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >spoiled gay israelite larps as bad goy, suicide bombs own career, fricks men
    ramadan kareem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sam is 100% Irish. He’s morphing into my old boss from Boston

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oy vey rebbe

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not to defend him but his dad was an alcoholic who split

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm gonna change culture by spamming the same image of Sam Hyde every week!

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dono my usual 15 yesterday so sam can hear my bit
    >didnt notice the chat read dono price was set at 25 on that night
    >had to dono that extra 25 to get sam to see my dono and lost out on 35 bucks in the process
    now i cant eat this weekend ;(`

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    would you look at that

    all the posts dried up. that's funny. I can't believe anyone would go to these lengths to make a dude look bad who was just outing sam as a pedo and an abuser for years. Incredible. The snakery. The pure audacious slimery. You will burn in the lake of fire for eternity, enduring the worst punishments in the lowest rings of hell. Scum

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She was legal dude no one fricking cares about your /LULZ/ waifu

      please stop spamming

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who gets this consistently pressed about a comedian? He seems like more of a normal guy with eclectic humor than some machiavellian mastermind pulling all the strings behind the scenes.
    This type of seething obsession never happens to anyone else but alt-culture right-wing figures. It’s either a glow-op or you homosexuals just need to take a chill pill (meds) and get real role-models in your life.
    You would think the psych-wards would be range banned by now at this point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because he IS a machiavellian moron pulling strings behind the scenes. He likely fricking pays people to post here, to post these threads, to stir up publicity to keep his brand going. The rationalization being, this is how the money is made. He can't run his business without people thinking and talking about him. But it's really just a narcissistic endeavour for attention, surrounded by a miasma of abuse towards everyone that gets close to sam.

      At some point some autistic schizo got really, really booty angered about sam. So he posted about how he groomed and abused some kid. Sam and his cronies have been seething about this knight of autistic renown for fricking. YEARS. And that's where a lot of this controversy is coming from. It's literally a feud that was between a very devoted schizo and a narcissistic psycho moron trying to get attention by posting about himself on Cinemaphile.

      Hope you enjoyed this lesson on Cinemaphile history

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        basado y rojopillado

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >knight of autistic renown
        No one would call you that fart fricker

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I respect my own, shitheel

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you will never be abatap

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              bubba whosawhatsa shanana?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry I thought you were a Cinemaphile historian

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good for Sam then, these people would barely be more useful pedaling on spin bike generators in a brazilian prison. Might as well milk them for free advertising.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        take your meds schizo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          we're page 1 now so I hope the samgang enjoys being exposed as psycho morons, that's basically what this thread is about. Stop posting about some fricking moron and maybe people will stop talking about how he's a legitimately evil person. It's that simple

          I'm sorry I thought you were a Cinemaphile historian

          I'm unfamiliar

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            because he IS a machiavellian moron pulling strings behind the scenes. He likely fricking pays people to post here, to post these threads, to stir up publicity to keep his brand going. The rationalization being, this is how the money is made. He can't run his business without people thinking and talking about him. But it's really just a narcissistic endeavour for attention, surrounded by a miasma of abuse towards everyone that gets close to sam.

            At some point some autistic schizo got really, really booty angered about sam. So he posted about how he groomed and abused some kid. Sam and his cronies have been seething about this knight of autistic renown for fricking. YEARS. And that's where a lot of this controversy is coming from. It's literally a feud that was between a very devoted schizo and a narcissistic psycho moron trying to get attention by posting about himself on Cinemaphile.

            Hope you enjoyed this lesson on Cinemaphile history

            you've really gone bonkers now that your fart videos were exposed
            lost the plot completely
            >knight of autistic renown
            come on now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            not only are you a fart sniffing moron but you are a newbie as well. Don't come to my home board giving history lessons when you're defending a spammer that was also in love with this underage tripprostitute.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I've been here on and off for 10 years which admittedly isn't that long, but it's long enough to have experienced a good amount of the hyde schizo posting. I just happen to be a high caliber schizo, and a high profile shitposter, so I know exactly what's going on in these threads when I see them. And I probably should have seen literal false flag posts coming for the schizoposter but I did not realize just how dastardly and low the psycho moronic homosexuals who work for and worship sam really are. He is about the worst example, the worst poster child you could possibly have for an eccentric """comedian""" and seeing his evolution as an abhorrent person is something I've been paying attention to passively for a while. Granted, I only care for stupid reasons; beyond his wine party sketch and something I won't go into I have had literally 0 genuine interest in this guy besides being a case study on sociopathy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stop reading there Gamergate baby

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I started coming to Cinemaphile around 2010ish but I only went to /b/ occasionally because some /b/asedboys in my runescape clan chat were talking about it

                which isn't a whole lot better but I mean I've been here long enough. I don't know why I should even feel insulted nor wear the fact I've wasted my life on this site as a badge of honor on my sleeve

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're only a few degrees removed from Barneygay.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He is simply fighting for what's right

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And Barneygay, too, accidentally showed his fetish once.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Granted, I only care for stupid reasons; beyond his wine party sketch and something I won't go into
                >something I won't go into
                checked for sam's based secret masonic gay lover

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I love it. now that billions of poojets and chinks have flooded the web this kind of extremely autistic posturing is the norm when 10 years ago it would have been called for what it is. Autistic keyboard cringe. You’re not a fricking knight in shining LGBT armor you’re wasting precious time yelling into the void swaying nobody. Sam doesn’t care about you. This is John Lennon murderer level of insanity.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about sam either, homosexual. I think it's annoying he pays people to shit up the board and spread his autistic narcissism around. I think it's even worse he's built a cult of personality around himself to shield his pathetic sensitive ego from criticism. It's pathetic and makes me irrationally angry. I won't deny I am an emotional schizo. That is exactly what makes me well suited to calling out moronic fricking narcissistic bullshit and abuse. These people think they're untouchable and they can get away with anything. I promise, all it takes is one fricking moron to piece things together one time and the dumb bullshit they do falls apart. It started with Barneygay. God willing it will end with me, and any other anons who wisen up to sam's psycho horseshit

          And Barneygay, too, accidentally showed his fetish once.

          Interesting! I wonder if there's a common theme here! Maybe it's the moronic narcissistic psycho obsessing over what people think of him online using internalized shame based humiliation tactics in an anonymous environment where it's very unlikely he'll be caught? Unless someone just happens to piece things together, of course

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It started with Barneygay.

            You're invoking Barneygay as your role model. What the frick bro.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              barneygay is an honorable man

              narcissistic groomers and abusers deserve to be punished

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You literally spend your days waiting to the next MDE thread to pop up just so you alogg indefinably about how much you hate Sam. Some threads could even just be about skits that Sam wasn't even involved with you come in the thread to make it about him. It takes certain level of lolcowdry to be this mad about one guy to the expend you write down paragraphs worth of seethe. Even if you are write about psyops it still doesn't change that fact that you are mad moron who has nothing better to do on a Saturday night than to complain about some eceleb that wronged you years ago. Maybe Kiwifarms is more of your liking.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am writing papers that are due so yeah I don't have anything better to do than sit here and shitpost in between trying to think of what the frick to write

              And no, I do not wait for MDE threads. I have visited maybe this and another in the past, like, month. Perhaps several months. I am not as obsessed with this particular homosexual as you are deluding yourself into believing. I do, however, have a justified amount of indignance over moronic fricking HORSESHIT

              STOP

              SPAMMING

              THE BOARD

              WITH THIS PSYCHO moron

              DON'T POST ABOUT HIM

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                World Peace was 2016 television show with 6 episodes. I would like to discuss this show on the television board.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wanting to aspire to be anything like Lee is just sad. He is like any other CinemaphileBlack person except with even worse debilitating autism. He ONLY hates ponies because of the Barney connection and had it not been for that he would have been a horse fricker

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm actually kind of glad I don't have any idea what the frick you're talking about. I am working with very limited information here. Maybe it's the samgang morons getting paid to post these threads that are actually obsessed. How the frick do you know his name? How do you know anything about him beyond he autistically posts about the teenage girl sam groomed and abused. That's all I know, to be honest; that there was an autistic keyboard warrior that spent his miserable existence finding some amount of catharsis in shining a light on an abusive person. What's so bad about that? Sam's not even funny and his show fricking sucked. He was carried by other people funnier than him for what little of his show was good. Wine party is a masterpiece, to be fair. But the rest of his work and online "persona" garbage is just that, garbage.

              If barneygay was the guy autistically ranting and raving about the girl and posting the same picture for years, yes I will ALWAYS side with an autistic dedicated man trying to fight literal real, genuine, tangible evil. I can think of no greater purpose for someone clearly mentally disabled. Why would you denigrate someone doing so much with so little of what they were given?

              World Peace was 2016 television show with 6 episodes. I would like to discuss this show on the television board.

              you shouldn't, it's trash. But then you should make a thread about the skits and talk about the skits and simply endure the autism. You are alone in what you say you desire, because these threads are filled with psyoppers, paid shills, and morons worshipping a narcissist. You should feel an equal amount of disgust for this kind of filth as you seem to have for an autistic schizo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because Lee dumped his life story on the farms some time ago.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >If barneygay was the guy autistically ranting and raving about the girl and posting the same picture for years

                You say you've been here since 2010. Now you've mistaken that guy for Barneygay, the MLP hate spammer. You seemingly don't know who Barneygay actually is, you just heard the name and applied it to that other guy.

                I am stunlocked by this level of crazy bullshit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, that is exactly what happened. I thought previously I had seen barneygay being used to refer to that guy, but apparently I was wrong. In any case, nothing else I've said in this thread is wrong as far as I'm aware. The moronic paid actors are doing exactly what I thought they were doing and seeing some of the reactions in this thread just confirmed that to me. I just don't know who abatap or the barneygay are. If I had ever known who they were it would've been a long, long time ago. Sue me, I guess

                I am also extremely confused. Because if those people are not applicable to the conversation in this thread, why would you post about them? I was also under the impression that the apparently more recent sophposter or whoever was the exact same person as the one autistically posting about the TEENAGE GIRL SAM GROOMED AND ABUSED. This seemed like an obvious presumption to me, but maybe I am also wrong in this. In any case I have very little interest in the details outside of who the autistic schizo posters are and the reaction they seem to have provoked for years. Are you going to deny the amount of asshurt and seethe that guy(s) got out of these threads, just by posting how sam was an abuser? Could it possibly be an autistic schizophrenic mentally disabled individual(s) realized what should've been apparent all along, that sam is posting about himself on Cinemaphile and also paying people to do so? Could it be that the massive amount of seethe directed that this person(s) could largely be attributed to the narcissistic psychopath who is known to abuse anyone that comes into his life?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nope it actually occurred to me you wouldn't be reading my paragraphs anymore and I think we've both lost interest in replying meaningfully

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a different person and think youre a fricking annoying spammer trying to deflect a fart fetish allegation

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Because if those people are not applicable to the conversation in this thread, why would you post about them?

                Applicable for two reasons: Barneygay was fricking nuts, and Barneygay once accidentally posted Overwatch foot porn instead of his usual spam. Hence the comparison to this Soph poster.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Weird, and not offensive at all. In any case I hope it became clear to you at some point that the person that made those posts was not genuine, as evidenced by their repeated posts about fart inhalation and teenage mutant ninja turtle dancing

                I'm a different person and think youre a fricking annoying spammer trying to deflect a fart fetish allegation

                I would stomach any amount of farts if it specifically meant a 6'5 amazonian goddess would sit on my face I'll tell you that right now

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    unless you're a troony, twink or underage he's not interested in talking to you

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sam frequently streams his comedy which is accompanied by his outlook which is very misanthropic, anti-social, people hating
    >people wanna give him money

    i mean he can be funny but why the frick are people giving this Black person money ever?

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde is funny but he seems a bit like a scumbag who let fame and fortune get to his head.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought Sam Hyde was a loser comedian. The fact he is 40 with no wife or kids is evidence alone. But recently, I've watched a few of his clips and I can understand why he has a following. Social media is so incredibly easy that all you have to say is what people want to hear. A popular person says "just go ask her out its your personality not your looks" and the people who wanna hear that like it and subscribe but those of you who want to hear "thats not the truth, the real truth is x" listen to based/edgy content. Same sides on the same coin really, is anything Sam Hyde says really that profound? He is just a bit cynical and edgy but like ironically a massive loser. Self-Help is found in inner self not 40 year olds with absolutely nothing to show for in life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      here is your attention schizo

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >instilled good traits in him
    hmm not exactly the first thing i think of when i think of sammy but ok. also take it easy on your dad, dingus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cutting Sam's dick and divorcing his mom forcing Sam to grow up in a split family, while at the same time coddling and spoiling Sam with his wealth is what helped made Sam the cold but successful sociopath he is today. I strongly suspect that Sam tortured small animals/bugs as a kid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hey you were in the thread the whole time fart boy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >girl thinks guy is borderline
        >he asks her to cut his name into her wrist

        hwoa boy, no sorry that's a narc. Stupid girls. I wish they knew better but they truly can't tell

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >successful

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's successful in the same way Lena Dunham is. Rich parent safety net plus crypto money were what allowed him to "be himself" (a scumbag) throwing shit at the wall until something finally stuck for him (white supremacist /misc/ guru/comedian followed into youtube grifter).

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled, is Sam the single greatest comedian of our time?

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is actually happening in this thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this moron

      He's successful in the same way Lena Dunham is. Rich parent safety net plus crypto money were what allowed him to "be himself" (a scumbag) throwing shit at the wall until something finally stuck for him (white supremacist /misc/ guru/comedian followed into youtube grifter).

      got caught posting fart porn and is trying to play it cool now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's already been debunked troon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          cope

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