He stole jokes which is why comedians shit on him and his whole act went to shit when he started playing arenas, which is why comedygays hate him. There may have also been allegations the whole thing was just a failed stepping stone to acting.
they were jealous he was selling out arenas making bank playing up a regular folk audience whilst they were all jerking eachother off playing shitty israelite bars in NY being low T betas whining about nihilism inbetween sucking up to whatever hasbeen that was dominating the social group because he got on David Letter man or SNL or something. Frick that entire thing. Clique after clique filled with snakes. Every single one of those people is an butthole that makes Cook look well adjusted by comparison.
Basically. This was post Chappelle disappearing, and during the time between 2004-2009 where stand up wasn't as huge as it became during the 2010s. The LA and NY cliques with guys like Joe Rogan and Louie CK brought him down with those accusations. Hell, the whole bit in Louie where Dane Cook tells him "why didn't you say anything about it being false that I stole jokes from you?" Or something along those lines. He was a huge name during that time, selling venues like crazy. His failed movie career would have been salvageable but the accusations of joke stealing also fricked him. Same as Carlos Mencia. You can agree that you didn't like those two but the fact is, they both had huge success around that time and they both got fricked by the comedy cliques. Its no surprise that after all that bullshit and stand up started getting a massive following again we got dozens of comedians getting propped up by those circle jerk cliques, getting comedy specials on Netflix and just being utter shit.
>On April 10, 2007, Cook broke the Laugh Factory's endurance record (previously held by Richard Pryor)[25] by performing on stage for three hours and 50 minutes. Dave Chappelle would break the record five days later by performing for six hours and seven minutes.
god what a fricking homosexual
that webm is great. goes right from roasting rednecks to sperging out over a harmless israelite joke that wasn't even considered offensive 10 years ago
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I just assumed it was some autist shouting out "/tv/"
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He uploaded the entire 8 minute clip himself of him "owning" that guy which consists of him kvetching and shitting his pants
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>gets but raged and demands the meanie leave
moronic b***h
>N-NANI?!
Kek that was set up so well. Goes on to shit on working class wagies and then backtracks immediately after that audience member finishes his own aggrandizing point
He got too popular, flew to close to the sun and this.
He was so big in comedy he was reaching mainstream as a young fresh face and he did it without a fricking TV show with his name on it. A lot of jealousy.
His brother stole a shit load of his money and last I heard still has most of it hidden despite being caught and sent to jail. I feel bad for anyone who gets screwed by family like that. It's not even just that he got caught, he then said 'frick you bro, I'll take more jail time for a chance to keep this cash and move out of the country when I get out,'
>you have to make me and my nihilistic israelite friends laugh or you aren't funny
frick off homosexual. These suck ups will laugh and praise anything if they think it will get them a fraction of what Cook made for himself. It's pathetic how much ass they have sucked on just to get nowhere.
>durr israelitesss israelitewsss
Dane Cook isn’t funny, and he couldn’t fight back. Keep crying man.
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>he couldn't fight back >*israelite noises*
he made more money than any of you trash goblins. get fricked like the rest of the no name losers that sucked ass in some shit comedy club their entire lives for less than nothing.
>Unfunny jokes >His "jokes" are basically stories >Stole content from other comedians >Not a good actor
Obviously did something right for a while because he blew up fast, had several successful comedy albums and shows/tours, was in a few movies, etc.
I remember his bit about the Xenomorph being wet and greasy all the time had teenage me in stitches. Cant seem to find a clip of it though, its from the special where he is where the black tank top
Hey frick you moron. Compare Dane fondly recalling his youth or giving relationship advice observations and then look at some homosexual like Bo Burnham talking about how shitty the world is and how sad and depressed he is like a fricking pussy. Like that's the bit. I'm sad and depressed and the world is bad. I'm over all of it
>I was at burger king and there was this door, and it was like a totally cool door, kickass door, and I saw this floor on the ground and I was like “why ARE YOU ON THE GROUND? I AM STEPPING ON YOU?!” and then I go up to counter and say, “hmm I want to have it my way” and they say “okay” and I’m like “I want to have My Way by Frank Sinatra playing while I eat my delicious whopper jr with extra lettuce”
It's a nickel back situation. Popular to hate on things that are mega popular.
He's not completely innocent as he did steal some jokes but other than that he was a extremely charismatic young comedian. Had a way of talking that really lit the crowd up even if it wasn't that funny.
not hard to figure with the majority of the country being christian there wasn't much demand for another atheism rebel jerking himself off on stage outside of the cities. Yet those big brained comedy masterminds that love telling stories and hearing stories about themselves and their friends non stop on never ending podcast circuit just couldn't crack that nut.
It's really pathetic looking back at it how they circled the wagons to hate on the guy.
I think it was just because he was a conventionally handsome white male with no real hangups in an industry dominated by people with powerful chips on their shoulder. Nick Swardson pretty much does the exact same material only he doesn't have the audacity to be tall and not fat.
I remember him appearing out of nowhere and being annoying as frick and then just as he appeared, he disappeared. Who was he fricking that he got pushed so hard? Makes me think of cara delevigne.
The guy's comedy albums were breaking records and were at levels not seen in decades. He was a legit sensation, all the dick suckers were the ones trying to torpedo him.
He had a good act but quickly became a caricature as arena audiences laugh at anything, look at later eddie murphy shows where they laugh before the bit starts. He wasn't a good enough actor or writer to get the usual comedy roles or fill box office seats. I think he pissed someone off in LA outside the comedy scene.
>I don't say, "Bless you." I say, "God bless you," because I'm not the Lord.
>One thing that I've always wanted to do ever since I was little. I've always want to be abducted by a UFO. Yeah, sometimes I just go hang out in the woods. I'm just waiting for that blue light... "Ahh!" That's how they suck you up by a beam of light, they suck you up by your chest, and that's not necessary. Throw a rope ladder down, I'll climb up, I'm interested. I'm here for you. Don't suck me up by my chest, that hurts. You're a hovering craft, why wouldn't I come in and poke around for a minute? It would be great to be abducted. What did you guy's do this weekend? "Dude, we got hammered, it was awesome." Ohh yeah? I was abducted. I was zipping around the galaxy.
>I'd like to have some kids. I wanna have like nineteen kids. I think naming then, that's going to be fun. What ever the names you come up with that's exciting right there. You get to both decide. It's like a little game. I already have names picked out, first kid boy or girl I don't even know, the first one that comes out I'm naming him Hrrrrrrrr. I think it's beautiful, it's feminine but it's strong at the same time. Time for bed Hrrrrrrrr... I said time for bed HRRRRRRRR! No cookies HRRRRRRRR! Typical Hrrrrrrrr! Daddies on the phone Hrrrrrrrr. Daddies on the phone. I'm gonna name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoon, I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'd be great. You'd be like Optimus Prime come here for a second. You sit next to Megatron we're gonna have a chat right here. I am the Cobra commander ...HRRRRRRRR, I said no cookies! This fricking HRRRRRRRR is driving me up the fricking wall! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>What if you dove in the pool and while you where on the bottom freaking out some body poured oil on the surface and lit it on fire! Yeah and then you're like Ooooohhhhhhh, Ooooohhhhhhh, Ooooohhhhhhh!!! You got to keep swimming around feeling for a spot where there's no fire! Then what if you find a circle where there's no fire and the second you come up a big dude just punched you in the face! "Get back in the fiery water! You don't come out of the fiery water! Cover up that whole with more fire now! Get back in the fiery water!"
>I had that game Operation. Big naked white guy... He had no pee pee at all. He was like that guy from the movie Silence of the Lambs remember he tucked it in... "Put the lotion in the basket... PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!" I use to do it I'd come out of my girlfriend's bathroom and go look I'm just like you! I was always afraid that one time she'd be like "Ohhh Yeah! I'm JUST LIKE YOU!"
>There's certain ways when people they bit it and they show it on the news, you laugh. Like who gets killed by Bees? every time they come on the news, "Ahhhh a man was in Austin, killed by Bees". I just fricking laugh! How do you get killed by Bees? If your walking through the woods right... And you come to a bush and you hear Bzzzzzzzzz just you know run away from that bush! Who's going near that bush going "Hey! Is that Bees? ...Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Dude frick that I would punch every Bee in the face! Bees are not taking me out! Yeah frick you Bee! It's a fricking Bee! I could understand if it was like killer Horses! That's scary shit! Flying through the air kicking you in the face! That's scary, frick Bees!
guys its a israeli conspiracy he was clearly a comedic genius that I wish was still around. He would have so many cogent thoughts about our current society
id take a million Dane Cooks over the shit thats supposed to pass for funny these days. if we only knew how bad it'd get. i think we all owe Dane an apology
Are you two by any chance midwestern white girls that smoke weed and ended up becoming teen moms? That's the only kind of people that I've heard or seen enjoy Bo's comedy.
A few but after a time it gets tiring. There are only so many captioned tiktoks of single moms justifying their shitty life choices and b***hing about their mothers before you start looking for other women.
Friendly reminder John Mulaney convinced his wife not to have kids, went to rehab while his wife supported him. Got out and then knocked up Olivia Munn and broke up with her. Now all she does is post the saddest post wall dried up eggs shit I've ever seen. Seriously look it up. I almost want to cry. Imagine doing that to another human being.
I remember liking his stand up but i could still tell he was an insufferable douche nozzle irl.
It's thanks to him that terms like douche nozzle became a way of speaking
Adam Carolla coined the phrase “douche nozzle” on Loveline
ew, i guess i'll stop using it then
I liked vicious circle
>liking his standup
>literally Special Olympics comic
>good for you
Frick off Dane
His first stand up was fine
never really listened to anything else by him. Not sure why it was cool to hate him.
He stole jokes which is why comedians shit on him and his whole act went to shit when he started playing arenas, which is why comedygays hate him. There may have also been allegations the whole thing was just a failed stepping stone to acting.
They all steal jokes
they were jealous he was selling out arenas making bank playing up a regular folk audience whilst they were all jerking eachother off playing shitty israelite bars in NY being low T betas whining about nihilism inbetween sucking up to whatever hasbeen that was dominating the social group because he got on David Letter man or SNL or something. Frick that entire thing. Clique after clique filled with snakes. Every single one of those people is an butthole that makes Cook look well adjusted by comparison.
Basically. This was post Chappelle disappearing, and during the time between 2004-2009 where stand up wasn't as huge as it became during the 2010s. The LA and NY cliques with guys like Joe Rogan and Louie CK brought him down with those accusations. Hell, the whole bit in Louie where Dane Cook tells him "why didn't you say anything about it being false that I stole jokes from you?" Or something along those lines. He was a huge name during that time, selling venues like crazy. His failed movie career would have been salvageable but the accusations of joke stealing also fricked him. Same as Carlos Mencia. You can agree that you didn't like those two but the fact is, they both had huge success around that time and they both got fricked by the comedy cliques. Its no surprise that after all that bullshit and stand up started getting a massive following again we got dozens of comedians getting propped up by those circle jerk cliques, getting comedy specials on Netflix and just being utter shit.
>On April 10, 2007, Cook broke the Laugh Factory's endurance record (previously held by Richard Pryor)[25] by performing on stage for three hours and 50 minutes. Dave Chappelle would break the record five days later by performing for six hours and seven minutes.
god what a fricking homosexual
Seriously?
So whats the relevance of your webm or are you just desperate to start shit
his mannerisms enrage me to no end. He looks like someone that's accomplished nothing in his life and think the world owes him everything
that webm is great. goes right from roasting rednecks to sperging out over a harmless israelite joke that wasn't even considered offensive 10 years ago
I just assumed it was some autist shouting out "/tv/"
He uploaded the entire 8 minute clip himself of him "owning" that guy which consists of him kvetching and shitting his pants
>gets but raged and demands the meanie leave
moronic b***h
Christ I hope he's never watched Family Guy, he would have a kvetching fit
His spots on the PKA podcast are great fun because this israelite just gets shut down and made a fool of in every conversation.
>N-NANI?!
Kek that was set up so well. Goes on to shit on working class wagies and then backtracks immediately after that audience member finishes his own aggrandizing point
It's great when you can do a two letter punchline and it takes a novel to try and undo the damage. This is why posting
>she
At trannies is so much fun.
They both stole jokes and couldn’t fight back, because it was true. And neither were funny.
He got too popular, flew to close to the sun and this.
He was so big in comedy he was reaching mainstream as a young fresh face and he did it without a fricking TV show with his name on it. A lot of jealousy.
His brother stole a shit load of his money and last I heard still has most of it hidden despite being caught and sent to jail. I feel bad for anyone who gets screwed by family like that. It's not even just that he got caught, he then said 'frick you bro, I'll take more jail time for a chance to keep this cash and move out of the country when I get out,'
>jealous
Kek Nope, making Burger King jokes just isn’t funny unless you’re a teenage girl
>you have to make me and my nihilistic israelite friends laugh or you aren't funny
frick off homosexual. These suck ups will laugh and praise anything if they think it will get them a fraction of what Cook made for himself. It's pathetic how much ass they have sucked on just to get nowhere.
>durr israelitesss israelitewsss
Dane Cook isn’t funny, and he couldn’t fight back. Keep crying man.
>he couldn't fight back
>*israelite noises*
he made more money than any of you trash goblins. get fricked like the rest of the no name losers that sucked ass in some shit comedy club their entire lives for less than nothing.
Hey Dane cook hope you’re doing ok
hes doing better than you loser, always has lmao
Wow Dane cook replied to my post what an honor
Robin Williams stole jokes. He was notorious for it.
I liked him in Dan in Real Life.
Because he wasn’t funny and his fans were annoying, plus he was pushed really hard at the time.
>Unfunny jokes
>His "jokes" are basically stories
>Stole content from other comedians
>Not a good actor
Obviously did something right for a while because he blew up fast, had several successful comedy albums and shows/tours, was in a few movies, etc.
>>His "jokes" are basically stories
That's been all of comedy for a long ass time
You know black comedians don't know what a punchline is? It's like that.
? Patrice, Dave, Chris, Hannibal, even fricking Jamie Foxx has punchlines wtf are you talking about
We call it the knockout game.
his energy and delivery was a breathe of fresh air after years of cynical dog shit carlin wannabes
I remember his bit about the Xenomorph being wet and greasy all the time had teenage me in stitches. Cant seem to find a clip of it though, its from the special where he is where the black tank top
He's a good performer, but not a good comedian. Not sure if that matters at all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benson's_Wild_Animal_Farm
Take me back. I'm so tired of the post ironic irony doom and gloom of modern """""comedians""""""
His entire act was post ironic, I’m tired of you doom and gloom homosexuals praising dogshit for no reason
Hey frick you moron. Compare Dane fondly recalling his youth or giving relationship advice observations and then look at some homosexual like Bo Burnham talking about how shitty the world is and how sad and depressed he is like a fricking pussy. Like that's the bit. I'm sad and depressed and the world is bad. I'm over all of it
>I was at burger king and there was this door, and it was like a totally cool door, kickass door, and I saw this floor on the ground and I was like “why ARE YOU ON THE GROUND? I AM STEPPING ON YOU?!” and then I go up to counter and say, “hmm I want to have it my way” and they say “okay” and I’m like “I want to have My Way by Frank Sinatra playing while I eat my delicious whopper jr with extra lettuce”
That's not the bit, you coping asspained autist
It’s every shitty bit he ever told
Because they are embarassed they used to be fans of his.
he's ryan reynolds with down syndrome
It's a nickel back situation. Popular to hate on things that are mega popular.
He's not completely innocent as he did steal some jokes but other than that he was a extremely charismatic young comedian. Had a way of talking that really lit the crowd up even if it wasn't that funny.
It was basically this, it became popular to hate him
He was popular while being openly religious
not hard to figure with the majority of the country being christian there wasn't much demand for another atheism rebel jerking himself off on stage outside of the cities. Yet those big brained comedy masterminds that love telling stories and hearing stories about themselves and their friends non stop on never ending podcast circuit just couldn't crack that nut.
It's really pathetic looking back at it how they circled the wagons to hate on the guy.
Roasties are mad he's dating a teenager
He's a big dumb gay homosexual
Sounds like something he would say and laugh at
I think it was just because he was a conventionally handsome white male with no real hangups in an industry dominated by people with powerful chips on their shoulder. Nick Swardson pretty much does the exact same material only he doesn't have the audacity to be tall and not fat.
Swardson is way funnier
Not really comparable not sure why he did
This talentless homosexual was literally born with perfectly fitting noose around his neck. Hero when? Best move for his non-career.
Just Look at him op
*grunting*
*scribbling*
JEWS
BLACKS
based, arguably his most pretending-to-be-coked-up set
It's mostly butthurt atheists after he owned them with that bit about telling a sneezing atheist "bless you".
Based joke
I remember him appearing out of nowhere and being annoying as frick and then just as he appeared, he disappeared. Who was he fricking that he got pushed so hard? Makes me think of cara delevigne.
The guy's comedy albums were breaking records and were at levels not seen in decades. He was a legit sensation, all the dick suckers were the ones trying to torpedo him.
He had a good act but quickly became a caricature as arena audiences laugh at anything, look at later eddie murphy shows where they laugh before the bit starts. He wasn't a good enough actor or writer to get the usual comedy roles or fill box office seats. I think he pissed someone off in LA outside the comedy scene.
he clearly had bad adhd
jeez
The Bogdanoffs' powers had to go somewhere when they died.
what the frick dane
you were blessed with god tier genes to age gracefully into a silver fox. maybe some hair plugs but that's it. why answer the call?
yeah but its like the vaccine, it would have been much worse if he didn't do it
now this is how ppl laugh at family guy now
>I don't say, "Bless you." I say, "God bless you," because I'm not the Lord.
>One thing that I've always wanted to do ever since I was little. I've always want to be abducted by a UFO. Yeah, sometimes I just go hang out in the woods. I'm just waiting for that blue light... "Ahh!" That's how they suck you up by a beam of light, they suck you up by your chest, and that's not necessary. Throw a rope ladder down, I'll climb up, I'm interested. I'm here for you. Don't suck me up by my chest, that hurts. You're a hovering craft, why wouldn't I come in and poke around for a minute? It would be great to be abducted. What did you guy's do this weekend? "Dude, we got hammered, it was awesome." Ohh yeah? I was abducted. I was zipping around the galaxy.
>I'd like to have some kids. I wanna have like nineteen kids. I think naming then, that's going to be fun. What ever the names you come up with that's exciting right there. You get to both decide. It's like a little game. I already have names picked out, first kid boy or girl I don't even know, the first one that comes out I'm naming him Hrrrrrrrr. I think it's beautiful, it's feminine but it's strong at the same time. Time for bed Hrrrrrrrr... I said time for bed HRRRRRRRR! No cookies HRRRRRRRR! Typical Hrrrrrrrr! Daddies on the phone Hrrrrrrrr. Daddies on the phone. I'm gonna name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoon, I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'd be great. You'd be like Optimus Prime come here for a second. You sit next to Megatron we're gonna have a chat right here. I am the Cobra commander ...HRRRRRRRR, I said no cookies! This fricking HRRRRRRRR is driving me up the fricking wall! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>What if you dove in the pool and while you where on the bottom freaking out some body poured oil on the surface and lit it on fire! Yeah and then you're like Ooooohhhhhhh, Ooooohhhhhhh, Ooooohhhhhhh!!! You got to keep swimming around feeling for a spot where there's no fire! Then what if you find a circle where there's no fire and the second you come up a big dude just punched you in the face! "Get back in the fiery water! You don't come out of the fiery water! Cover up that whole with more fire now! Get back in the fiery water!"
>I had that game Operation. Big naked white guy... He had no pee pee at all. He was like that guy from the movie Silence of the Lambs remember he tucked it in... "Put the lotion in the basket... PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!" I use to do it I'd come out of my girlfriend's bathroom and go look I'm just like you! I was always afraid that one time she'd be like "Ohhh Yeah! I'm JUST LIKE YOU!"
>There's certain ways when people they bit it and they show it on the news, you laugh. Like who gets killed by Bees? every time they come on the news, "Ahhhh a man was in Austin, killed by Bees". I just fricking laugh! How do you get killed by Bees? If your walking through the woods right... And you come to a bush and you hear Bzzzzzzzzz just you know run away from that bush! Who's going near that bush going "Hey! Is that Bees? ...Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Dude frick that I would punch every Bee in the face! Bees are not taking me out! Yeah frick you Bee! It's a fricking Bee! I could understand if it was like killer Horses! That's scary shit! Flying through the air kicking you in the face! That's scary, frick Bees!
guys its a israeli conspiracy he was clearly a comedic genius that I wish was still around. He would have so many cogent thoughts about our current society
He unironically has autism
id take a million Dane Cooks over the shit thats supposed to pass for funny these days. if we only knew how bad it'd get. i think we all owe Dane an apology
Bo and John are funny. Dont really like the other 3 but if you can read any of the greentext uptop with a straight face youre kidding yourself
Are you two by any chance midwestern white girls that smoke weed and ended up becoming teen moms? That's the only kind of people that I've heard or seen enjoy Bo's comedy.
How many of those girls have you pumped and dumped anon
A few but after a time it gets tiring. There are only so many captioned tiktoks of single moms justifying their shitty life choices and b***hing about their mothers before you start looking for other women.
>Are you two by any chance midwestern white girls that smoke weed and ended up becoming teen moms?
no
I like Bo
his new stuff is cringe, lots of IM SORRY IM A STRIAGHT WHITE MAN!
Mulaney is reddits favorite standup comedian tho, how dare you besmirch his good name!
So whats our favorite comic then? Brendan Swab? Joe Brogan? Jordon Peterson?
Friendly reminder John Mulaney convinced his wife not to have kids, went to rehab while his wife supported him. Got out and then knocked up Olivia Munn and broke up with her. Now all she does is post the saddest post wall dried up eggs shit I've ever seen. Seriously look it up. I almost want to cry. Imagine doing that to another human being.
>While his wife supported him
By 'support' you mean while she sat at home and spent his money on her shitty art that doesn't make any money?
>Friendly reminder John Mulaney convinced his wife not to have kids
Women who want children should not be with men who don't.
Mulaney, Bo Burnham, and now Stavros. I'm starting to think this reddit place is full of stupid jerks!
I don't know who 3 of those people are but can say with total confidence they're funnier than trevor noah
all he did was yell
Anyone else enjoy vicious circle
I haven't even heard his name mentioned in ten years.
this
I feel bad for him knowing his brother (and mom I think) scammed him out of all his money. Imagine being betrayed by your own family like that.
He addresses this on a theo von podcast.
If Dane Cook were a Chinese archnemesis of Batman he'd be Bane asiatic
asiatic doesn't rhyme with cook.
if he knew how to read he'd be Dane Book
If he was black and near your bike he'd be Dane Took
If he were in a Steven Seagal movie he'd be DEY TOOKER
Is this 2007? Who the frick cares or talks about Dan Cooke?
He got popular and then it became popular to hate him. Now it's cool to be nostalgic for his comedy after people spent a decade hating him.
Kind of like how Guy Fieri had a redemption. Dane Cook was never bad or unfunny, just too popular for his own good.