why do people hate the Spyro x Stealth Elf ship so much?

why do people hate the Spyro x Stealth Elf ship so much? Im not part of any fandom groups or communities online, but when I watched the skylanders show, I thought they make a nice couple and their interactions are cute and romantic-lite.
However it seems most people online hate it -not just dislike it-? Does anyone the why of this?
>also how old are spyro and the gang in the show? I looked online and it says 18-19, but they behave like 16 yos at most..maybe its how zoomer are these days.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because Spyro is for Cinder.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna lick spyros feet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His voice in the show is sexy, I'll give you that.
      >feet
      Paws?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want him to sit on me. This Spyro had the best ego. I want to praise him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna lick spyros feet

        This isnt personal, but Im worried about internet fandom clubs for children's shows, being filled by adults whom take a fetishitic interest in many of the children's shows.
        I myself am 28 and watched every Starbeam episode, some twice or 3 times and eagerly await the next season. But I would cringe at a fellow adult oozing at Zoey's feet or whatever.
        >for pete's sake tell me there isn't a Paw Patrol shipping community

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >for pete's sake tell me there isn't a Paw Patrol shipping community
          Better not click on any PP threads here, my guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Im not a furryscally, but the personality of Spyro is kinda hot + his wienery, narcissistic yet caring and emphatic voice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        real
        https://twitter.com/toonsgowild/status/1585697798434979853

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have no dog in this race being a PS1 Spyro boomer, but there was a whole trilogy of in-depth lore Spyro games right before Skylanders that was basically dumped for it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I think any fan of any prior version of Spyro can be insulted by him being jammed into Skylanders
      So you are more aware of the LoS trilogy. Do you think that continuity would have been viable for a show?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have no dog in this race being a PS1 Spyro boomer, but there was a whole trilogy of in-depth lore Spyro games right before Skylanders that was basically dumped for it.

        Spyro was one of my fave. games for PS1 and I remember regularly playing it with friends.
        I remember there was a elffox (?) , a yeti and a space monkey ,as side characters for special missions.
        There was also a bear dressed as a "robber baron" who sold you special skills. And the skateboard field was the best.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Not knowing what Elora is
          I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or if you've actually stepped into the setup this perfectly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I dont remember much, I was like 8 years old.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not super familiar with the Legend series but frm what I remember it was basically made as a pitch for a movie series that never got made.
        And I guess it depends. Just from what I understand,Legend was more like an avatar/Redwall series and Skylanders is more of a younger child adventure series.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jesus seeing skylanders on this board of all places gave me whiplash.

        Anyways, as someone that was super into the games (and still is to some extent, that shit was a huge part of my childhood), I'm with in the "actual spyro fans have good reasons to be pissed about what they did with him" thing.
        I personally treat Skylanders as completely separate from the spyro games anyways, considering how they basically never used him for anything beyond marketing for the 1st game.
        And also the 6th but that game was the fricking worst so I try to pretend like it doesn't exist.

        Not super familiar with the Legend series but frm what I remember it was basically made as a pitch for a movie series that never got made.
        And I guess it depends. Just from what I understand,Legend was more like an avatar/Redwall series and Skylanders is more of a younger child adventure series.

        >Just from what I understand,Legend was more like an avatar/Redwall series and Skylanders is more of a younger child adventure series.
        Yeah from what I can tell the Legends stuff was definitely more like Redwall/Avatar, and I can tell you personally that Skylanders was aimed more at kids.
        Honestly I think part of why I like the 5th game so much is because it definitely had more of a serious tone than pretty much any of the other ones.
        Personally I think it was intended for it to be the last game until Activision wanted to try and squeeze a couple extra bucks out of the franchise and had the 6th game be made.
        I don't have any concrete proof for this hypothesis, but something about the ending of Superchargers has a definite feel of finality, if that makes any sense.
        Probably helps that they tied up a good couple of loose ends from previous games in it too.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gay as frick show gay as frick cashgrab corpo Black person franchise. skylanders tongue my anus.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God damn I'd forgotten just how fricking ugly he was.

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