Yeah tiny burgers are fucking retarded. The patty and bun are so small there is barely any room for toppings. I've never got what the appeal was other than to save money on toppings
No, it’s too tall. You expect a burger to fit in your mouth so you can get a proper distribution of ingredients. It’s too tall. If you cut it, it will still be the same height
tall burgers are worse than the holocaust. id rather ten more berkinaus open tomorrow than ever have to deal with some grotesque freak of a burger ever again. its the ultimate evil
There's no way to eat this without half of that shit dropping on the plate. Once I ordered an expensive burger and I was so pissed off about its height I just decided I would never order a burger again besides occasional McDonalds goyslop where I at least know that I'll be able to fit it inside my mouth.
I just saw an episode of law & order where no one wanted to tell this judge he needed to retire due to dementia because that job was all he had. I think that's what's happening with ramsey, many of our politicians and probably other celebrities.
He was always kind of a hack but the stuff he puts out recently is just terrible
It’s Cr1tikal’s idiot fans not thinking for themselves again.
>It's [insert schizo headcannon theory]!!
Why is /misc/ full of retards?
Fuck off Charlie
>the schizos are everywhere
>I can hear them in the walls plotting against me
What the fuck does he have to do with Gordon Ramsey
Those are very small patties / buns. Notice how the tomato has a larger diameter
It's a smash burger. He can make a big one too
You call yourself American and don't even know what a fucking smash burger is?
>putting eggs in burgers
Disgusting
the patties on a smash burger is supposed to be smashed flat though, not a thick wad of meat.
It...is flat, are you blind?
based literal retard
It's not like it's a meatball on a bun. It's been smashed flat. If I'm a retard so is Gordon Ramsay.
>If I'm a retard so is Gordon Ramsay.
Pretty astute observation for a retard.
Your retardation is impressive.
fucking trash, like all food touched by UK hands
Yeah tiny burgers are fucking retarded. The patty and bun are so small there is barely any room for toppings. I've never got what the appeal was other than to save money on toppings
>Smash burger
How fucking dense was that beef?
that's quite the large burgah
on the left
No, it’s too tall. You expect a burger to fit in your mouth so you can get a proper distribution of ingredients. It’s too tall. If you cut it, it will still be the same height
cut it in half the other way retard
wrong, you blend it and drink it
Then you need two extra buns.
No you are the retard
>cut your cheeseburger horizontally
JaCinemaphile solved this problem years ago
Hes also had 3 strokes as a result.
All part of God's plan
probably the greatest culinary genius in the last 100 years
>cheese torch
>chicken blow dryer
what's next, oyster wrench?
>cut it
And eat it sideways?
tall burgers are worse than the holocaust. id rather ten more berkinaus open tomorrow than ever have to deal with some grotesque freak of a burger ever again. its the ultimate evil
There's no way to eat this without half of that shit dropping on the plate. Once I ordered an expensive burger and I was so pissed off about its height I just decided I would never order a burger again besides occasional McDonalds goyslop where I at least know that I'll be able to fit it inside my mouth.
>making sandwiches is cooking
> cut it
> its still just as tall but half as wide
/misc/ really is a low iq board
for me its the jap burger
Oh my God what THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT is that??
I just saw an episode of law & order where no one wanted to tell this judge he needed to retire due to dementia because that job was all he had. I think that's what's happening with ramsey, many of our politicians and probably other celebrities.
He was always kind of a hack but the stuff he puts out recently is just terrible
You're right. If you're fucking up grilled cheese it's time to get out of the kitchen.
I smell a garden gnome.
>So cut it.
how does that help at all? You'd still have to eat it sideways, bun first. Dude has lost it
> that's quite the large burgah
>What the fuck does he have to do with Gordon Ramsey
>smash burger
Is that a fucking joke?
>makes a burger
>uses 4 pans and 26 utensils
Fuck that shit.
Gordon chud.
Sexy and horny chuds.