Why do people say Gordon Ramsay can't cook? >"It's too tall!". So cut it.

Why do people say Gordon Ramsay can't cook?
>"It's too tall!"
So cut it.

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Cr1tikal’s idiot fans not thinking for themselves again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's [insert schizo headcannon theory]!!
      Why is Cinemaphile full of morons?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off Charlie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the schizos are everywhere
        >I can hear them in the walls plotting against me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick does he have to do with Gordon Ramsey

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are very small patties / buns. Notice how the tomato has a larger diameter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a smash burger. He can make a big one too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You call yourself American and don't even know what a fricking smash burger is?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >putting eggs in burgers
        Disgusting

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the patties on a smash burger is supposed to be smashed flat though, not a thick wad of meat.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It...is flat, are you blind?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            based literal moron

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your moronation is impressive.

              It's not like it's a meatball on a bun. It's been smashed flat. If I'm a moron so is Gordon Ramsay.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If I'm a moron so is Gordon Ramsay.
                Pretty astute observation for a moron.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your moronation is impressive.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/JGZjmTe.png

        Why do people say Gordon Ramsay can't cook?
        >"It's too tall!"
        So cut it.

        fricking trash, like all food touched by UK hands

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah tiny burgers are fricking moronic. The patty and bun are so small there is barely any room for toppings. I've never got what the appeal was other than to save money on toppings

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Smash burger
    How fricking dense was that beef?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's quite the large burgah

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    on the left

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it’s too tall. You expect a burger to fit in your mouth so you can get a proper distribution of ingredients. It’s too tall. If you cut it, it will still be the same height

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cut it in half the other way moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, you blend it and drink it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then you need two extra buns.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you are the moron

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cut your cheeseburger horizontally

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cut it
      And eat it sideways?

      cut it in half the other way moron

      > cut it
      > its still just as tall but half as wide
      Cinemaphile really is a low iq board

      JaCinemaphile solved this problem years ago

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hes also had 3 strokes as a result.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          All part of God's plan

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably the greatest culinary genius in the last 100 years

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cheese torch
          >chicken blow dryer
          what's next, oyster wrench?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cut it
    And eat it sideways?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tall burgers are worse than the holocaust. id rather ten more berkinaus open tomorrow than ever have to deal with some grotesque freak of a burger ever again. its the ultimate evil

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way to eat this without half of that shit dropping on the plate. Once I ordered an expensive burger and I was so pissed off about its height I just decided I would never order a burger again besides occasional McDonalds goyslop where I at least know that I'll be able to fit it inside my mouth.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >making sandwiches is cooking

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > cut it
    > its still just as tall but half as wide
    Cinemaphile really is a low iq board

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its the jap burger

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my God what THE FRICK IS THAT? WHAT is that??

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just saw an episode of law & order where no one wanted to tell this judge he needed to retire due to dementia because that job was all he had. I think that's what's happening with ramsey, many of our politicians and probably other celebrities.
    He was always kind of a hack but the stuff he puts out recently is just terrible

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right. If you're fricking up grilled cheese it's time to get out of the kitchen.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I smell a israelite.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So cut it.
    how does that help at all? You'd still have to eat it sideways, bun first. Dude has lost it

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > that's quite the large burgah

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick does he have to do with Gordon Ramsey

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smash burger
    Is that a fricking joke?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes a burger
    >uses 4 pans and 26 utensils
    Frick that shit.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon chud.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy and horny chuds.

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *