Why do they do this?

>Watch Ten Commandments to replenish my spirit
>Big tiddies appear
>Furiously jerk offs and scream in absolute pleasure

Why?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High testosterone. At least you got the fapping out of the way so you can enjoy the movie now.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm ready for my close up Mr DeMille.
    Bravo Cecile.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should be more worried if you don't get manically horny at this sort of thing

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so smug bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is she so smug bros
      You know why.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a test of your fortitude.
    You failed, my son.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's what producing pozzed content was, in those days.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thou shall resist the temptations of the flesh, son. Thou hasth failed.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rated G
    >Something for the dads
    Demille was the greatest.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I find subtle erotic moments in old films far more stimulating than open bob in newer films, anyone knows what I'm talking about? I was watching a bw noir Raw Deal last night for example, there was a scene of a man sneaking into a woman's bedroom while she slept, she woke up and started dressing, there was nothing explicitly sexual about the scene, but the underlying tension got me rock hard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because older movies still had to follow the old "Hayes code of Conduct" for movies which regulated on what could be shown in movies. So sexual moments were very restricted. (the Hayes code was repealed and removed in the 1970s)

      So back in the 1960s and beforehand At best....you could only tease the audience. Your mind had to fill in the gaps. Like a woman wearing stockings and lingerie is more erotica than just her walking around naked. It forces your mind to fill in the gaps.

      In short:
      Imagination is better than everything else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hayes code was repealed and removed in the 1970s)
        It was voluntary and never put into law.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love god and that movie

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christ is best for the west.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are most likely a pajeet with no self control (or -respect) and just can't help yourself?!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Old Testament thread
    >not a single frog post
    Your lack of plague is disturbing, Cinemaphile.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to r*ddit. Seriously frick off.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women dressed like that back then to attract men to mate with them. They didn’t have makeup so they had to show even more breasts and ass than they show today. History truly is fascinating when you make it all up in your head.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Egyptian nobility were covered in makeup.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biblical epics were like the capeshit of their day, you could actually get around censorship and show stuff like this.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Bangs + Old Egyptian fashion is peak patrician fap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are they not aware that people will fap to a biblical movie?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    charlton heston's friend in ben hur was a real jerk

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Joseph frick her?

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