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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fat moron + wife that's too good for him = winning TV since like the 1960s

    in short, someone figured out the equation

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stan is actually better than Franny deserves. This has actually been done in the show a few times.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they only hot one is Francine and her man is hot too
    cope

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marge isn’t that looker herself either.
    Except in her high school college years.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cause when they're not being drawn like pornstars for fapfuel, they're just as dumpy and schlubby as the men.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marge was originally mediocre as well before the writing weakened and they started whoring her out as a sex symbol.

    Francine just wanted a man with a high income so she could live comfortably.

    Linda is a romantic.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Stan: an insane but well meaning spy who serves his country
    >Bob: a small business owner whose restaurant is the lifeblood of the community
    >Cleveland: a nice guy who is racial reconciliation personified

    You couldn’t be more wrong about them, OP

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only Linda is true to herself.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None of them have jobs
    Except Donna, she just has bad taste in men

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, Stefane August

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    donna fricks the other 4 because she's PACKING IT
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    >works/33275248
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  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    feminist narrative. dumb husband, smart wife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Francine and Linda are the dumb ones in their relationship.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Linda and Fran both married up.
    Homer knocked marge up , plus at the start they were basically equal (except for homer getting fatter and balder after marriage)
    Lois went with Peter because she hates her parents or something

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stan is anything but a mediocre man. He's a CIA badass who is an idiot but is a good provider.
    Cleveland married a woman with two kids. he was the catch
    In canon, Homer is supposed to be handsome and still is despite being bald. So you could see how a woman like Marge with low self-esteem could go for him in their teens and early 20s. Before you knew it they had kids and a house
    Bob is a regular man, and Linda is a regular woman. Not much to say there
    Peter is the most confusing one though. He was always a fat idiot who just got stupider throughout their marriage. He's a terrible provider, and consistently wrecks the house and family its been mentioned that Lois's father owns the house. Lois is always making jokes about cheating on him. I can only guess is that how it started was that she just has a fetish for fat guys and likes pissing off her dad. Before you knew it they had kids so kinda locked into that somewhat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peter and Lois started off as an honest love between two opposites
      Peter might be a massive idiot now but he was just a goofball early on who managed to provide for his large family and do the right thing for them whenever he could. Even when he would lose his job he would just find another one to keep his family afloat and you could say Lois saw that good nature in him and didn't care about his background
      It's one of those "She came from a rich family and he came from nothing" relationships

      It's not until much later did the writers stop caring and embrace the more cartoony side of things to everything go to shit
      If The Flintstones is a rip-off of the Honeymooners then Family Guy is a rip-off of The Flintstones so naturally the core elements will dwindle with each work

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of chad would be the protagonist of a comedy show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Duckman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hank

      Duckman.

      Duckman is anything but a chad anon. He lives under an overbearing Sister in Law with a family that doesn't respect him.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Linda all alone and also the worst dressed? Lmao

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