Why do women love Lord of the Rings so much?
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Brave, handsome men. Horses. Gay hobbits.
It was inevitable.
Someone post the Tinder screenshot. You know the one.
váidë voro harya-puhta, sarquindi firyar mardo felco
Speak American or face prosecution
Dude is so based he may as be named Feanor. Any dumb prostitute who disrespects Tolkien isn't worth the time.
Built for you-know-what
She 100% unironically comes off better than the loser she's talking to
b***h has a name from her parents looking up a thesaurus of cool names which is also in tolkien, that's the first and last time anybody will ever care about her moronic thesaurus name
Yeah nah, don't care how autistic the guy is shes a frickin moron
I hate women but you're right. That dude is just an autist.
wrong
what a loser
Still this b***h should get raped to death
Cinemaphile BTFO
>rather watch paint dry
like the coat you apply to your face every day? rekt
This guy has no game, who could have at least made it a somewhat interesting ice breaker. It may not have worked but still better than his passive aggressive betaness.
>you know the one
>I put on my robe and wizard hat
That's not tinder
Star Wars reeks of incel dick cheese and cat piss
LOTR is based and wholesome
Amazon shills out in full force today. LotR was always troony garbage and Rings of Power will bomb hard.
On the Peter Jackson films. The books are shit because they were written by a coward loser autist.
Admirable, heroic, strong, capable, empathetic men who fight for good no matter what. This is still what most women find attractive. It being forbidden in modern media doesn't change that.
Are they actual women? Harry Potter seemed to be more popular among girls.
This is still one of the most based posts of all time.
why are Christians such gays? I would rather read pagankino about a Viking slicing off a dragon's head than a midget crying in a volcano.
They don't. I have no idea who wrote that article, but the person is clearly out of touch. In reality most women love Harry Potter instead of LotR.
>clearly out of touch
Or just being paid by Amazon to drum up interest
This is such cope. You so badly don't want women to have the same interests as you because you think Lord of the Rings is so heckin based. Women adore those movies just as much as men.
lmao nope. I literally dox women for a living and none of them watch this.
No, women adore homosexual shipping.
they don't, but most of all, they definitely don't love LOTR as much as men used to love Star Wars.
This is exactly the experience I had with every girl I tried to do a comfy LoTR directors cut lazy marathon. They would propose to do Harry Potter instead and the end result would be us trading watch for watch.
based women not watching a shitty bloated cut full of deleted scenes that destroy the pacing meant for proto-zoomers addicted to "le 9 hour movies"
>trading watch for watch
why are normie relations so mercantile?
>normie relations
As opposed to? Anti-social freaks don't have any relationships
>ugh, I am, like, soo non neurotypical and unique, gosh ohmy goood.
Why would you volunteeringly forego your turn to pick a movie, that's not "normie" that's just not being a moronic person
This article was written specifically for marketing purposes.
Anyway, women read more than men and seem to enjoy fantasy more than men (see: Harry fricking Potter). It's that easy, I guess.
btw I am not saying that there are more female fans of tolkien than male fans, just that there are a lot of them
That's BS.
>that headline
Every girl I know loves LotR. Must be Viggo.
Viggo, Orlando, and occasionally Sean or Elijah.
no they love gay hobbit sex and Legolas.
Weird way to spell Harry Potter
Yeah I can't imagine that outsider the terminally online and twitter addicted, Rowling's TERF cancellation would have any impact on Harry Potter still being obsessed over by millennial women.
No women are going to watch Bozo's garbage show that's for damn sure.
every normie stacy found the movies boring af. only ones who were fans are the same ones who would play wow and dnd
Are those fans not women?
Fake article written by Amazon to drum up interest for new show.
It still surprises me in this day and age how anons still don’t know how marketing works in the current era. This is obviously a fake article meant to make women (who generally dislike LotT) think “oh so other girls like LotR that means I’m in the wrong and should force myself to like it and watch it too”, it’s basic marketing pysops.
Women are pathetic. I almost pity them. Almost, but then I remember how rotten, vile and wicked they are. Vapid prostitutes who should be seen and not heard. Tragic creatures.
women cant watch kino
Because all women are attracted to powerful and brave white men even though they pretend they don't on social media
They don't. Guys like it, and in order to get attention from guys, they pretend to be interested.
This is bullshit right girls find that shit boring as sw. Meanwhile they like harry potter.
Lot of needless seething in this thread. Can't we just admit that the movies have wide appeal and that different people can take different things from them?
It's filled with gorgeous heroic men and wholesome moments. More girls love LOTR than Cinemaphile would believe.
this is as cringe as writing an article on how twilight is popular with males
Cinemaphile BTFO, Token was not writing for you
This is why baz luhrmann's rendition of R&J is the best one
Ya'll remember Squid games threads?
Seems like there's a lot of threads for their little billion dollar baby.
There are no coincidences.
Corporation really loves millennials and millennial loves corporation, maybe that's the reason why millennials are soijak icon
I think fantasy is more accessible to women than sci-fi
Heroic musky men, beautiful women, love and sacrifice, everything women want.
I watched LOTR with some women once. Most weren't interested, and one just thought Aragorn was hot. This is a moronic article (screenshot), and thus a moronic thread
Hobbits.
All women are pedophiles and hobbits facilitate their needs in a benign manner.
No women, they hate other women more than incels
They think they do but they don't. They just like the handsome men and their imagined gay subtext
Lotr appeals to all. Adults, children, men, women, trannies, nerds, chads, stacies, rich, poor. Accept Lotr into your heart.
>Why do women love Lord of the Rings so much?
They don't. They love Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is problematic now. Lord of the Rings still fits their woke agenda.
Wait till you tell them who Tolkien supported in the Spanish Civil War...
And he was right to do so.
because their fathers like it
Orlando Bloom, obviously.
can confirm that i've been seeing a gargantuan amount of LOTR gifs posted by women/girls on twitter. almost without exception it'll be this one. it's always aragorn
Maybe you should read the article about it.
Of course they like it. It’s men being heroic yet kind, killing orcs by the dozens but still affirming their friendship with each other and supporting each other. Everyone is actually a great person instead of an butthole who inexplicably gets the girl.
Hell, I imagine it’s nice to get a movie that shows men being good men who aren’t also trying to smash pussy 24/7. It’s their emotional equivalent to the lesbian porn dudes watch, just that it’s emotional porn about dudes being really good friends with dudes.