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Why does Cinemaphile hate the most popular show on Amazon?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because its made by tumblr people who have nothing interesting to say about the real world or real life?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >statement phrased as a question?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he didnt reply without sounding mad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I look like this btw and I have sex

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          With your boyfriend

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sex between two men isn't really sex.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
            However, men's genitals were not meant to interact with each other or enter the anus.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >men's genitals were not meant to interact with each other or enter the anus
              Says whom? Bearded floating man in the sky?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Says the prolapsed anuses and plethora of STDs. Only broken people engage in that behavior. And, it's like an addiction. They can't help but have dozens of these encounters a month.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                says common sense
                poop is nasty
                i dont like poop
                i dont care how many enemas you do im not sticking my dick in your ass

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You will frick ze butthole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile hates everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everythings shit except anime which isnt tv
      Bookshops are filled with manga and have a small shelf with comics from the 60s

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the pilot but the teaser song they released before this show came out sucked ass and helluva boss became literally nothing but homosexual relationship drama so I haven't even bothered to pirate stream this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's only 1 homosexualry mention in hazbin hotel so far, but it's the fact the mc is a homosexual with a dyke gf

      really, the real issue is that the "demons are ...le good?" is the most tired fricking plot

      Lucifer IRL is simply in charge of tempting mortals to sin, it's what gives our free will meaning, that we can make the wrong choice. Plus the earthly realm is the furthest from divine light, hell is closer to g-d then earth so it's not like lucifer suffers ,he just has a kinda shit job, like a police officer or rapist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lucifer is a fictional character

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The devil is real anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hell is a prison for lucifer and his fallen angels, and any humans who decide to become that wicked. It sure as shit is not closer to God, or sorry, “G-d” if you’re an insane israelite or insane israelite-adjacent.

        According to Christian canon, Lucifer was given a set time to do as he pleases on earth until some unknown moment in God’s own timeline. What pleases satan, is leading God’s latest creation, mankind, to its doom, until he too is cast into the ultimate dark. He’s not some rockstar who’s gonna rule in hell, the prison in which his victorious creator has ordained he be bound in chains. Neither is he the “bad cop” to God’s “good cop”. He was one of God’s greatest and most loved angels, perhaps the most loved, who later flipped that coin, took the mother of all gambles, lost like a damn fool and became God’s greatest disappointment. Any who follow him will taste that disappointment in equal measure, or so I’m told.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like it if Vivzi went back to not being a lardass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would pop the acne on her shoulders with my teeth.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have read some foul things on Cinemaphile.org but this may be the worst one yet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a trans sonic sammy

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it but I'm also a homosexual.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't give a shit about the story or the narrative, but the animation style gives me a fricking headache. everything is a high-contrast vivid color

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >popular on amazon
    Does that really mean anything?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching cartoons
    Not watching troony shit

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something something MUH CHRISTIANITY!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >shows hell is filled with gays and trannies
    wtf i love it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >anti christian
    >everyone is worthy of redemption

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting a Christcuck larper to know the basics of his own religion

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lucifer is le quirk chungus who did nothing wrong
        >everyone can be redeemed…. EXCEPT RAPISTS LIKE THE PIMP GUY, he’s just evil
        >angels are all evil chuds making the entire thing arbitrary
        feel free to report my post again moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >expecting a Christcuck larper to know the basics of his own religion

          >lucifer is le quirk chungus who did nothing wrong
          In the show Lucifer's act of defiance introduces sin to the world which is worse than what he actually did in the Bible, he clearly didu sumfin.
          >angels are just c**ts so heaven is arbitrary
          Angels are canonically fallible, see the War in Heaven from Revelations.
          >everyone can be redeemed…. EXCEPT RAPISTS LIKE THE PIMP GUY, he’s just evil
          Just because anyone can be redeemed doesn't mean everyone is capable of it.

          There's no such thing as "Original Sin" because the sins of the father cannot be placed on the head of the child. Man must be punished for their *own* sins and not for Adam's transgression.

          >There's no such thing as "Original Sin"
          >mfw a Christian larper accidentally commits heresy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how disingenuous can you possibly be

            lucifer is called a free thinker, he’s not admonished at all. instead of hating humanity he just had homosexual ideas that the council of elder nazis didn’t agree with because they were too close minded. there’s no implication it was some delusional egoism on his own part. he’s just an inoffensive twink

            >angels are fallible
            they’re called demons. if you’re actively cruel and antagonistic while in heaven, the entire moral order of the universe becomes meaningless. heaven and hell are just two competing power structures and there’s no genuine moral difference between them

            >just because everyone can be redeemed doesn’t mean everyone is capable
            then the show is contradicting itself by saying eternal hell is wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some acts, like murder, are crimes because they are inherently wrong. Other acts, like operating without a license, are crimes only because they are legally prohibited. Under these distinctions, the act that produced the Fall was not a sin—inherently wrong—but a transgression—wrong because it was formally prohibited.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I assumed it tainted everyone because it changed how humans think. The apple made adam and eve aware of evil. They became ashamed of being nude and aware of moral responsibility, unlike the animals around them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness
                If we're to complete this process, it was necessary to be able to discern between Good and Evil.
                God can't make Evil, it's incompatible with His nature, yet, for us to accomplish the goal of emulating His likeness, we need the capacity to make choices. Lucifer/Satan and his cohort are just that. We develop that 'skill' and are supported when we fail through the Atonement.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          most of the angels did not know about the purge, not even the high council besides the one mastermind and adam (who was human), and a few of the lower angels were horrified. also, being a fundamentalist about black and white morality is a well known flaw of super religious organizations, that's why we call extremists "knight templars" and its a sign of caring too much.

          how disingenuous can you possibly be

          lucifer is called a free thinker, he’s not admonished at all. instead of hating humanity he just had homosexual ideas that the council of elder nazis didn’t agree with because they were too close minded. there’s no implication it was some delusional egoism on his own part. he’s just an inoffensive twink

          >angels are fallible
          they’re called demons. if you’re actively cruel and antagonistic while in heaven, the entire moral order of the universe becomes meaningless. heaven and hell are just two competing power structures and there’s no genuine moral difference between them

          >just because everyone can be redeemed doesn’t mean everyone is capable
          then the show is contradicting itself by saying eternal hell is wrong

          the demons being universally evil depends on whether or not you believe in nature or nurture. canonically, evil is inherited genetically like the original sin and demons creating nephilim with hunans.

          but hazbin demons are often times just born in hell. stolas, octavia, fizz, moxxie, and blitzo were all adorable good children who were corrupted. hazbin shows that evil is a conscious choice and a bad habit that can be broken out of with willpower.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shit and it probably is too

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    TOP KEK, BRO! DEUS VULT!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Yes, and I am posting it with while my totally real 18 year old wife who has the body of a swedish super model but is willing to instead marry me and LARP as a barefoot housewife take straight out of a fictional setting is MAKING ME A SANDWICH!

      FREAKIN EPIC!

      [...]
      Preach, mein bruder! FREAKIN EPIC!

      [...]
      KEK atheists WOULD do this.

      >unironically reporting me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't, but it's still funny that it happened, LOL

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only real knowledge I have of this is that it exists and being surprised it was merely a YouTube pilot for like ten years when that one black kid ordered self-insert porn of himself and the main character made.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same, did a full season of this actually get made recently?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think because people started talking about it again.
        I kinda figured the whole Hell of a Boss was the actual show after the pilot but apparently totally separate.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes anon they produced, animated and released two seasons of a pilot that came out three years ago this month, because people started talked about it again two months ago. That's certainly a logical chain of events and you aren't literally moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's shitty 2D animation of badly drawn characters, wouldn't be surprised. Like, it's a web series, people used to do this kind of stuff pretty fast.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Of course the reason that people have been talking about it couldn't be that the show was announced and imminently coming out. That wasn't the first thing that occurred to you, so the insane moronic thing you decided must clearly be the case.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who gives a shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >say something moronic
                >defend it
                >realize you might be moronic
                >who gives a shit
                ebin

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d probably like it if it didn’t have the obvious furgay shit in it and instead was more like cow & chicken

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes, and I am posting it with while my totally real 18 year old wife who has the body of a swedish super model but is willing to instead marry me and LARP as a barefoot housewife take straight out of a fictional setting is MAKING ME A SANDWICH!

    FREAKIN EPIC!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >amazon
    Well there's your problem right there

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We do?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Preach, mein bruder! FREAKIN EPIC!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no such thing as "Original Sin" because the sins of the father cannot be placed on the head of the child. Man must be punished for their *own* sins and not for Adam's transgression.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because the sins of the father cannot be placed on the head of the child
        that happens like three times in genesis alone

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remind me please.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all of adam and eves descendants cursed because of what they did
            all the kids that died in the world flood when they did not even have a chance to be evil yet
            noah cursing ham's sons because ham saw his dick

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >all of adam and eves descendants cursed because of what they did
              The purpose of The Fall was not suffer unduly, but to be able to know the difference between Good and Evil and to have the ability to *Choose* good. How can you be a master over your own body if there was never any opposition to optimal health?
              >all the kids that died in the world flood when they did not even have a chance to be evil yet
              Genesis 6:11 states that "The earth was Corrupt and filled with Violence". Just like Sodom and Gomorrah, it was so ripe for destruction that no child even had a chance. Until they reach the age of accountability (8), they aren't judged in the slightest (it's the parent's responsibility to raise them up right). Even then, there's always degrees of judgement based off of circumstance (a kid would have chosen baptism had he heard about the opportunity or something along those lines). Children are not damned.
              >noah cursing ham's sons because ham saw his dick
              israeli traditions, not available to the scribes who wrote Genesis, would suggest that Ham's crime was quite different. They would suggest that Noah had inherited Adam's priesthood garment. They would suggest that Ham's crime was that he stole it from his father. Since the tradition was that the Father would pass the garment on to his firstborn son, Ham would have received it by inheritance. It would seem he got impatient, stealing it before Noah was ready to give it up. It's similar to the parable of the Prodigal son (I want the honor NOW, so I wish you were dead).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cinemaphile made me realize that Christianity is far more fricked up than I thought. Basically you can justify any kind of atrocity if it was the will of god.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And how do you make that claim from what was posted?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just like Sodom and Gomorrah, it was so ripe for destruction that no child even had a chance.
                It's okay to kill children because the world is so evil it can't be helped. There are of course more examplses, killing children of Egyptians, ordering to exterminate Canaanites (including children).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been looking into this a little more and there are a few things that need to be clarified first:
                * Because of the age and context of scripture, what is the explicit original translation and context for the words "utterly destroy"
                *There is some argument for metaphor (but I don't put full stock into that one personally)

                Apparently Oxford has a Catholic apologetic book that covers this, but I don't even have a name for you on it.

                Also, Personally, I bet you that Hugh Nibley has something about this if you want to explore it further.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fact Christianity is hedged on the idea of inherited guilt instantly renders it disgusting for me. Everything else beyond that is just extra words.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >(I want the honor NOW, so I wish you were dead).
                i dont remember that happening in the prodigal son parable. son wastes money and comes back and the dad forgives and the other son is like wtf and the dad says yeah you have to accept it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pardon, I thought the path of logic was more clear. Essentially, the prodigal son asking for the inheritance is expressing that his father may as well be dead to him because all he wants is the inheritance.
                With Ham not even waiting for his father to bestow the Priesthood garment, but stealing it. He was not allowed to have the priesthood. One of his early descendants founded Egypt, that's why they're so big into priesthoods, garments, deities and such is because they tried making a priesthood of their own.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    KEK atheists WOULD do this.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why does Cinemaphile hate a topic that has an entire containment board dedicate to it
    are you going to ask why Cinemaphile hates anime or sports next?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No newbie wannabe jannie, you don't fit in

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the pilot a few years back and thought it was an idea that had potential to have a lot of heart and actually say something interesting about redemption, but was unfortunately held back by the creators seemingly being more interested in making jokes about no-no words.

    Not to mention there was no way in hell I know, just shoot me already that a bunch of tumblrites were gonna say something even approximating conscious human thought.

    Haven't watched the series, confident I was right though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haven't watched the series, confident I was right though.
      Cinemaphile in a nutshell

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek this show is starting to bleed outside of Cinemaphile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >angels look like...le demons?
      why is vivzie so uncreative? does she just REALLY like those invader zim toothy grin things that the myspace girls love? they feel appropriate for demons but why does adam have it too?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a mask.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not actually the case. There's many different types of angels, and the exterminators only end up looking demonish because they're wearing masks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She still looks evil as frick.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Heaven looks like a nice place to live and the show has my favorite duet

            >She still looks evil as frick.
            T. Demon

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual shit.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could forgive certain characters being cringey and annoying and the setting being shaky, wishwashy nonsense if there was actually good comedy. But the show just isn't fricking funny at all. The only thing its so called 'fans' seem to care about is getting confirmations on who should frick who to stroke their egos regarding shipping. But because these characters aren't funny or entertaining, I don't give a shit.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    CreepyThinMan

    Because it's astroturfed trash being shilled by wienersuckers like OP!!!FACT!!!

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the latest in reddit culture is defending this troony show made by a leftist landwhale

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its MLP just look at it

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Tumblr so formative for so many? Look at all the ways it defined people's whole outlook on life.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a gay troony cartoon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no you’re thinking of steven universe

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Cinemaphile

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    verbalose or whatever ruined it for me

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is a religious board. on behalf of the priest/paladin/mage/warlock/druid alliance:

    GO AWAY GAY SPIDER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mage/warlock/druid
      Herecy

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take away swearing and sex and this show is nothing but a bunch of trannies singing into a $10 karaoke mike at 2am

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hEY yOU gUYS

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to be in Hyperborea with Loona.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    charlie makes my heart warm and dick hard. i used to be a loona fan but her constant abuse of moxxie and blitzo and that nasty smoking scene soured me.

    hazbin has different writers so it doesnt suffer as much from vivian's obsession with singing aboug daddy/ex-bf issues. the main cast is pretty supportive and healthy and there's more worldbuilding. i do like both series though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her constant abuse of moxxie
      He deserves it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moxxie is super cute though. no homo.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you shill gayart slop #2166156 on Cinemaphile?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She sold out to the corporations. Literally sold the soul of her own show.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is reaching MLP tier now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close. But if it was then I wouldn't complain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not yet, it's more comparable to Legend of Korra's popularity here

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to watch it but I will look forward to eventually having a 6-10 hour goon sesh to Charlie rule34.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it's triggering chriscucks and religiouslunatics as whole then it's a good thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >religiouslunatics
      Atheist libtards are actually significantly more likely to suffer from mental illnesses

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you believe in a flying bearded semite in the skies, who knows everything and is watching everything yet somehow sucks at this

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could think of only one reason for Cinemaphile to like this show and it doesn't actually deliver.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but Charlie has cloven hooves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not in my fantasies (but furthermore I would anyway).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes her even cuter

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the pilot(only rolled my eyes at the gay prostitute dude)
    is the show different from it?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have not seen a single episode of this show, i have no idea what its about, and I will not be watching a single episode of this show, I assume it's about troony furries am I correct?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It takes place in hell and is about Hell getting genocided by angels every year because they won't clean up their act or something so the current person in charge (a girl named Charlie who is the offsping of Lucifer and Lilith allegedly) is trying to change the way hell works using the hotel she manages, or something...

      Plus whatever deep plot twist conspiracies you wanna add, and yeah design wise most characters are like weird furry demons. Charlie is the most normal looking.

      I have not watched it either mind you, this is osmosis.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch cartoons. And this one looks like a Newgrounds cartoon. There's something generic about those designs.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most pleasant embolism
    >most happy burial
    >most comfortable hemorrhoid
    >most popular show on Amazon

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the homosexuals here are literally gayer than anything in the show, and they hate competition.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate what is evil.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this just a repeat like what happened with that clown cartoon that was getting spammed everywhere?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to know how many of the people having a cow over this, had a problem with that fricking Liz Hurley movie where she was a the Devil.

    Not exactly biblically accurate either.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP gets shitted ie interacts with a Black person.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only care about Loona and she isn't in this show
    So I don't care

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like helluva boss but this show is just terrible.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Viziepigs pay up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much does a VPN cost?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want charlie to tie me up and have sex with me
    i'm white btw

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because my desire to frick the wolf is not strong enough to make me watch the show

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw Amazon troons think they're resisting capitalism by paying to watch ads during their cartoons

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly artstyle
    Ugly character designs
    No humor

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this cute little cartoon character upset homosexuals so much?

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