>can walk around in underwear, teeth unbrushed and hair unwashed, barefooted and undeodorised in the public with everyone else none the wiser
Gigastacey
You know how every time girls find a time and place where it's societally appropriate to dress like a slut, they exploit it and take advantage? That's because girls are sluts. They want the attention. They want to know they're driving guys mad. And if you're a superheroine, it's like Halloween every day. You get the permanent green-light to dress like a slut but never be called a slut for it. So that's exactly what she does, except she indulges and takes it even a step further. While most women can only rely on likes on social media and shit, she can read mens' minds and derive straight from the source how horny she is making them.
She loves being sexy, something all women love. In one olf the Old Man Wolverine comics (around the time of battle world or whatever it was like 8 years ago) she was an old hag but made everyone see her as pic-related.
For those who don't actually know what that means, THE Hellfire club was based by Claremont on an exaggerated form of the rumors around real life 2nd gen Hellfire clubs, which themselves modeled themselves off of the rumors of the 1st generation clubs.
They'd get up to all kinds of insane shit, and women who became members, usually as young teens, would be used for sex shows to entertain the other members [men and those women who had already climbed the ranks] doing things like having sex with children, corpses, or animals, and that's just the shit we know for certain they did, and so on.
Claremont couldn't spell out everything related to what they got up to, due to censors and all that, but he tried to hint at it and a part of that depravity was that once women had made their way up the ranks and were no longer "for show" like that they still tended to have a lot of barriers broken down, and would dress slutty during meetings and often trade sex for minor favors between club members. So that's why Emma dresses like that, she associates her own sexual availability and extremism with power and security.
But aside from her being the star of a home video sex taboo encyclopedia and a bitch who has slept her way into every position of power she's ever been in, and then prompts run them into the ground inside of at most a few short years, Emma's still such a weird fucking character.
She's had this thing for years about her low key *wanting* to be like, vulnerable, let her guard down, and find a nice 1950-esque Good Man tm to hold her leash so she can turn a new leaf. To such a degree that after Cyclops, who often comes off as a kind of consolation prize and super unhealthy, her biggest interests across all incarnations have always been Cap and Spidey and she'd honest to god benefit from it massively as a character, but instead she's just this awkward also-ran wannabe girl boss hovering around Cyclops since Jean is up and around and fucking him [and Logan] and even before she was just in a mutually enabling shitshow of a relationship. It's fucking awkward as shit and as it is the character might as well not exist if they aren't going to let her go get turned into a TradWife by Steve or Peter like she usually wants because as it is, she just sits there as a useless bitchy wannabe girl boss and piece of eye candy.
If you were willing to support her without enabling her bullshit and could be a goody two shoes Manly Man from like a sitcom you unironically probably could. It's outright canon Cap could have her barefoot and pregnant inside of like a fucking month if he wanted because of him being exactly fucking that.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
As I always say, I can fix her.
Yeah Emma's a schizo like that.
But aside from her being the star of a home video sex taboo encyclopedia and a bitch who has slept her way into every position of power she's ever been in, and then prompts run them into the ground inside of at most a few short years, Emma's still such a weird fucking character.
She's had this thing for years about her low key *wanting* to be like, vulnerable, let her guard down, and find a nice 1950-esque Good Man tm to hold her leash so she can turn a new leaf. To such a degree that after Cyclops, who often comes off as a kind of consolation prize and super unhealthy, her biggest interests across all incarnations have always been Cap and Spidey and she'd honest to god benefit from it massively as a character, but instead she's just this awkward also-ran wannabe girl boss hovering around Cyclops since Jean is up and around and fucking him [and Logan] and even before she was just in a mutually enabling shitshow of a relationship. It's fucking awkward as shit and as it is the character might as well not exist if they aren't going to let her go get turned into a TradWife by Steve or Peter like she usually wants because as it is, she just sits there as a useless bitchy wannabe girl boss and piece of eye candy.
Yeah, all frivolity aside, Emma's logical endgame is to settle down with an all around Good Man(tm) and go for something safe and stable. Problem is that much of the X-fandom is womennwho get off on reading the girlboss shit. Also unending status quo.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Emma's logical endgame is to settle down with an all around Good Man(tm) and go for something safe and stable.
Isn't that why she's with Cyclops? When he's not being a revolutionary terrorist he's mister whitebread.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but Cyclops is trapped in an eternal triangle with Jean and Wolverine.
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Anonymous
Pretty sure he's been with Emma for more continuous years than he has Jean, given her propensity to dying.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The Scott/Emma relationship lasted from 2004 to 2012. Jean was only originally dead from 1980 to 1986.
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Anonymous
Jean's died multiple times since then though.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, in 2004. They were together from 1969-1980 and then from 1989-2004, both longer periods than when he was with Emma.
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Anonymous
Scott and Jean were a couple from the 1960s until about 1980, though it would later be retconned that some of that time was the Phoenix impersonating Jean. They were together again from around 1987 until Jean died in 2003, though Scott was cheating on her for about a year before that. They've been together again since 2019, though they're both getting Loganed as well now.
Both previous times they were together lasted longer than Scott/Emma.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
didn't that get turned into a three-way now?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Pretty much
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
the state of western comics
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's why I liked her relationship with Scott, fuck Tony, she should dump him and go back with Scott
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's why I liked her relationship with Scott, fuck Tony, she should dump him and go back with Scott
Scott hasn't been Mister White bread in ages, he's been a huge piece of shit for morr than 30 years now.
So basically she just wants an >I can fix her
type guy to fuck around with but he's someone who can ACTUALLY fix her
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Literally, unironically yes. Unfortunately she's stuck with Cyclops and they're terrible for each other though these days she's just his bitter pocket pussy for the nights when Logan doesn't feel like giving him a turn with Jean.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
She wants, needs, someone who can fix her, but she's super goddamn broken and it may be that only Steve or a well-written 80's/90's Pete would actually be capable of it.
[...]
Anon...she's with Tony now. And despite the fact he's the LEAST capable person of fixing her, it almost looks like they're trying to steer the story that way. At least for now.
Emma had a nice little bit of characterisation with her crush on Peter in Marvel Adventures Spider-Man, even if that portrayal of Emma is somewhat different from main 616 Emma
Shame the series ended with this exact issue
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Anonymous
She wants, needs, someone who can fix her, but she's super goddamn broken and it may be that only Steve or a well-written 80's/90's Pete would actually be capable of it.
Literally, unironically yes. Unfortunately she's stuck with Cyclops and they're terrible for each other though these days she's just his bitter pocket pussy for the nights when Logan doesn't feel like giving him a turn with Jean.
Anon...she's with Tony now. And despite the fact he's the LEAST capable person of fixing her, it almost looks like they're trying to steer the story that way. At least for now.
That is what is happening right now with stark, the only superhero who isn't only twice as fucked as her but the guy who is literally giving a shit to her and she mellowing down because tony is literally the first person who sees her as herself since he went through worse.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's why I liked her relationship with Scott, fuck Tony, she should dump him and go back with Scott
Both of these are wrong. Scott, while good, isn't strong enough. And Tony isn't good enough. Emma's real endgame should be MMMEEEEEE
My headcanon for slutty psychics is that they do that in order to have peoples mind be easier to read with a common reactionary first though they can pick up on. Sorta like a bait they cast and if someone takes it they get easier access to their other thoughts. If you dress provocatively they can be on the lookout for shit like "they're hot" or "what a slut" and then bam they have a key to your brain. There's no precedent for it but I sorta like the justification beyond it being what they like wearing.
So she can tell who is lusting after her or not, she can read minds and knows what people will give attention too. They might say they don't want her dressing sexy but their minds say otherwise, always.
>Why does a woman who can read minds dress like this?
I am not sure if it has retconned or not, there
was a comic series about her past. I According the comic, Emma was the shy and nerdy girl of her rich family, and also brunette, so the blonde thing is fake. She also got bullied by her own family until she gained her powers and ran away. What the comic also hinted about was that Emmas current looks are based on her older sister, taken to 11.
She was cool with cyclops in the mid 2000s. I like how she’d always take insults and let them roll off her in public but behind closed doors she was just a regular girl crying to cyclops asking why nobody likes her.
They all get off on his mind. mr sinister explained that his mind is the safest and most comfortable place to be for them. It’s hard for them to resist
They all get off on his mind. mr sinister explained that his mind is the safest and most comfortable place to be for them. It’s hard for them to resist
They have to dress up covering their entire bodies in a military-style costume, what does it matter if the film flops and everyone especially women dislikes?
Captain Marvel was it a military unit and does nothing that says military about the other two costumes and why do you seem so invested in caught a movie of flop before it's even done being in theaters?
She dresses that way because she can read minds, fool
Either it's because it makes using her power easier, or she realizes how little it matters what women wear, or how people actually think about someone dressed as a lingerie model dominatrix, and it benefits her.
That is a problem with women that complain about "male gaze" and men objectifying women because of their looks....some women like to feel sexy. Feminism isnt about covering every inch of skin with clothing and dressing conservative, its about the freedom to dress however a women wants to dress.
I imagine that having a telepath gf could be pretty based, depending on her personality. She's probably used to seeing men's perverted thoughts about her and it doesn't bother her anymore. She sees into your head and is totally cool with what she finds there. She knows that you're having a shit day and why. You would have a bond with her that goes deeper than any other relationship.
On the other hand, if she's a fucking psycho, it would be the ultimate case of don't stick your dick in crazy. You literally would not get her out of your head. You couldn't even THINK about other women. She can literally change your mind about anything. Don't want an open relationship? Too fucking bad. What? You don't want to try getting pegged? Just give it a try, anon, you'll love it! I guarantee it.
>can read minds
She obviously know what men like to look at and she would rather not walk down the street hearing thoughts say "check at that downey looking fat pig".
What if that's what she actually looks like? Like she's just some slampig that uses her mental abilities to make people think that's what she looks like?
because she loves dick
Gangbang mutant slut.
Who's to say she's actually dressed like that, and not projecting the slutty outfit into your mind instead?
As well as projecting the idea that she's always been a real woman?
There's precedent for this
She is hotter with the shirt and shorts.
Agreed, there's something intoxicating about a supermodel looking alpha bitch who lives in squalor
Squalor? Thats laundry sorted by cleaning type, nothing on the floor and all wooden coat hangers.
Bro did she brush her teeth at least? put on some deodorant? Emma trashy...
Unbelievably hot to be a girl like that and not take care of herself at all
Apparently not
Why bother writing dialogue like this if you can't actually swear?
To let the reader guess if Emma smells like poop or piss
Because the people cursing her out are adorable evil old ladies who wouldn't curse.
>s-word
>p-word problem
How old is Emma? Surely far too old to be living like some college bitch
>can walk around in underwear, teeth unbrushed and hair unwashed, barefooted and undeodorised in the public with everyone else none the wiser
Gigastacey
>know you're driving men horny
>dress slutty to tease them
she's literally an exhibitionist who gets off on knowing she's giving everyone boners
I am convinced she is in a hoodie and sweatpants out of laziness, white of course, there are some standards she has to adhere too.
Some women like being desired and dress accordingly.
She knows she's attractive and wants to possibly sway people she interacts with and make them more susceptible to her wants.
I know I'd dress in 'sexy' clothes if I had the body for it rather then the pudgy bag of meat I currently reside.
i remember her saying that by being dressed like that, it distract people and it makes them easier to read with her mind powers.
You know how every time girls find a time and place where it's societally appropriate to dress like a slut, they exploit it and take advantage? That's because girls are sluts. They want the attention. They want to know they're driving guys mad. And if you're a superheroine, it's like Halloween every day. You get the permanent green-light to dress like a slut but never be called a slut for it. So that's exactly what she does, except she indulges and takes it even a step further. While most women can only rely on likes on social media and shit, she can read mens' minds and derive straight from the source how horny she is making them.
That's why.
She can read minds? What does that have to do with ice?
She loves being sexy, something all women love. In one olf the Old Man Wolverine comics (around the time of battle world or whatever it was like 8 years ago) she was an old hag but made everyone see her as pic-related.
Emma was a member of the Hellfire Club.
For those who don't actually know what that means, THE Hellfire club was based by Claremont on an exaggerated form of the rumors around real life 2nd gen Hellfire clubs, which themselves modeled themselves off of the rumors of the 1st generation clubs.
They'd get up to all kinds of insane shit, and women who became members, usually as young teens, would be used for sex shows to entertain the other members [men and those women who had already climbed the ranks] doing things like having sex with children, corpses, or animals, and that's just the shit we know for certain they did, and so on.
Claremont couldn't spell out everything related to what they got up to, due to censors and all that, but he tried to hint at it and a part of that depravity was that once women had made their way up the ranks and were no longer "for show" like that they still tended to have a lot of barriers broken down, and would dress slutty during meetings and often trade sex for minor favors between club members. So that's why Emma dresses like that, she associates her own sexual availability and extremism with power and security.
So tl;dr she dresses like that cause she's a whore.
yeah basically, but it's fun to point out that Emma Frost has almost certainly fucked horses before.
That's pretty fucking hot. Also explains why she killed that pony that one time.
Yeah Emma's a schizo like that.
But aside from her being the star of a home video sex taboo encyclopedia and a bitch who has slept her way into every position of power she's ever been in, and then prompts run them into the ground inside of at most a few short years, Emma's still such a weird fucking character.
She's had this thing for years about her low key *wanting* to be like, vulnerable, let her guard down, and find a nice 1950-esque Good Man tm to hold her leash so she can turn a new leaf. To such a degree that after Cyclops, who often comes off as a kind of consolation prize and super unhealthy, her biggest interests across all incarnations have always been Cap and Spidey and she'd honest to god benefit from it massively as a character, but instead she's just this awkward also-ran wannabe girl boss hovering around Cyclops since Jean is up and around and fucking him [and Logan] and even before she was just in a mutually enabling shitshow of a relationship. It's fucking awkward as shit and as it is the character might as well not exist if they aren't going to let her go get turned into a TradWife by Steve or Peter like she usually wants because as it is, she just sits there as a useless bitchy wannabe girl boss and piece of eye candy.
As I always say, I can fix her.
If you were willing to support her without enabling her bullshit and could be a goody two shoes Manly Man from like a sitcom you unironically probably could. It's outright canon Cap could have her barefoot and pregnant inside of like a fucking month if he wanted because of him being exactly fucking that.
Yeah, all frivolity aside, Emma's logical endgame is to settle down with an all around Good Man(tm) and go for something safe and stable. Problem is that much of the X-fandom is womennwho get off on reading the girlboss shit. Also unending status quo.
>Emma's logical endgame is to settle down with an all around Good Man(tm) and go for something safe and stable.
Isn't that why she's with Cyclops? When he's not being a revolutionary terrorist he's mister whitebread.
Yeah, but Cyclops is trapped in an eternal triangle with Jean and Wolverine.
Pretty sure he's been with Emma for more continuous years than he has Jean, given her propensity to dying.
The Scott/Emma relationship lasted from 2004 to 2012. Jean was only originally dead from 1980 to 1986.
Jean's died multiple times since then though.
Yeah, in 2004. They were together from 1969-1980 and then from 1989-2004, both longer periods than when he was with Emma.
Scott and Jean were a couple from the 1960s until about 1980, though it would later be retconned that some of that time was the Phoenix impersonating Jean. They were together again from around 1987 until Jean died in 2003, though Scott was cheating on her for about a year before that. They've been together again since 2019, though they're both getting Loganed as well now.
Both previous times they were together lasted longer than Scott/Emma.
didn't that get turned into a three-way now?
Pretty much
the state of western comics
That's why I liked her relationship with Scott, fuck Tony, she should dump him and go back with Scott
Scott hasn't been Mister White bread in ages, he's been a huge piece of shit for morr than 30 years now.
So basically she just wants an
>I can fix her
type guy to fuck around with but he's someone who can ACTUALLY fix her
Literally, unironically yes. Unfortunately she's stuck with Cyclops and they're terrible for each other though these days she's just his bitter pocket pussy for the nights when Logan doesn't feel like giving him a turn with Jean.
Emma had a nice little bit of characterisation with her crush on Peter in Marvel Adventures Spider-Man, even if that portrayal of Emma is somewhat different from main 616 Emma
Shame the series ended with this exact issue
She wants, needs, someone who can fix her, but she's super goddamn broken and it may be that only Steve or a well-written 80's/90's Pete would actually be capable of it.
Anon...she's with Tony now. And despite the fact he's the LEAST capable person of fixing her, it almost looks like they're trying to steer the story that way. At least for now.
That is what is happening right now with stark, the only superhero who isn't only twice as fucked as her but the guy who is literally giving a shit to her and she mellowing down because tony is literally the first person who sees her as herself since he went through worse.
Both of these are wrong. Scott, while good, isn't strong enough. And Tony isn't good enough. Emma's real endgame should be MMMEEEEEE
Emma is for getting gangbanged by the Hellions
>Emma raped Butter Rum before killing him
>>Emma raped Butter Rum before killing him
If Angelica ever finds the video...
decadent ruling class hellfire club should be murdered by morlocks once the morlocks stop being stupid lumpenproletariat
Is this achievable natty?
>Is this achievable natty?
Atleast in her case no, she has told people that she has had cosmetic surgery.
My headcanon for slutty psychics is that they do that in order to have peoples mind be easier to read with a common reactionary first though they can pick up on. Sorta like a bait they cast and if someone takes it they get easier access to their other thoughts. If you dress provocatively they can be on the lookout for shit like "they're hot" or "what a slut" and then bam they have a key to your brain. There's no precedent for it but I sorta like the justification beyond it being what they like wearing.
Damn, that would actually work pretty well
So she can tell who is lusting after her or not, she can read minds and knows what people will give attention too. They might say they don't want her dressing sexy but their minds say otherwise, always.
Chris Claremont, there is your answer.
>Why does a woman who can read minds dress like this?
I am not sure if it has retconned or not, there
was a comic series about her past. I According the comic, Emma was the shy and nerdy girl of her rich family, and also brunette, so the blonde thing is fake. She also got bullied by her own family until she gained her powers and ran away. What the comic also hinted about was that Emmas current looks are based on her older sister, taken to 11.
That was a weird book because she got statutoried and then her family were painted as the villains for putting a stop to it.
Why can’t more teachers dress like this in school like Emma?
I was always jealous of the Hellions and Generation X as a kid.
She was cool with cyclops in the mid 2000s. I like how she’d always take insults and let them roll off her in public but behind closed doors she was just a regular girl crying to cyclops asking why nobody likes her.
Because all psychics are whores
This is an objective fact
>Scott is a canon bitchmagnet
They all get off on his mind. mr sinister explained that his mind is the safest and most comfortable place to be for them. It’s hard for them to resist
Imagine
The key to attracting hot sexy female psychics or creepy and unethical male psychics is having brain damage and autism
She's cute. Why is there so many minor cute characters?
He's also a giant getting cucked magnet too
Could he straighten Moondragon?
OP thinks that the superhero universe has to be exactly the way his limited mind wants it to be,
t. kevin feige
They have to dress up covering their entire bodies in a military-style costume, what does it matter if the film flops and everyone especially women dislikes?
Captain Marvel was it a military unit and does nothing that says military about the other two costumes and why do you seem so invested in caught a movie of flop before it's even done being in theaters?
>Captain Marvel was it a military unit
So? Women in the military are whores. I want dumb bitch Carol from the comics back.
Shame she didn't go the military woman route of getting pregnant over and over to avoid deployment, PT, etc.
No respect for women in uniform. Why am I not surprised?
because she needs to fart super bad!
I remember an early New Mutants issue where she brainwashes them to join her and they call her mommy
She dresses that way because she can read minds, fool
Either it's because it makes using her power easier, or she realizes how little it matters what women wear, or how people actually think about someone dressed as a lingerie model dominatrix, and it benefits her.
No I think Emma dresses like this because it turns her on
Bros what's the most fucked up shit Emma did in her Hellfire Club days?
Have a bunch of kids she doesn't even know about.
Swapped bodies with Storm because Sebastian Shaw got a bad case of jungle fever and had to stick it in without it being rape rape.
Women are vain. Have you seen all the cosplayers dressing like whores at conventions? Doesn't take a mind reader to know what nerds are thinking.
Why not? It's her choice.
That is a problem with women that complain about "male gaze" and men objectifying women because of their looks....some women like to feel sexy. Feminism isnt about covering every inch of skin with clothing and dressing conservative, its about the freedom to dress however a women wants to dress.
what the fuck is that face
Perhaps they were hoping that readers would be too busy staring at her tits.
Tumblr art nose
God bless Art Adams
I imagine that having a telepath gf could be pretty based, depending on her personality. She's probably used to seeing men's perverted thoughts about her and it doesn't bother her anymore. She sees into your head and is totally cool with what she finds there. She knows that you're having a shit day and why. You would have a bond with her that goes deeper than any other relationship.
On the other hand, if she's a fucking psycho, it would be the ultimate case of don't stick your dick in crazy. You literally would not get her out of your head. You couldn't even THINK about other women. She can literally change your mind about anything. Don't want an open relationship? Too fucking bad. What? You don't want to try getting pegged? Just give it a try, anon, you'll love it! I guarantee it.
>can read minds
She obviously know what men like to look at and she would rather not walk down the street hearing thoughts say "check at that downey looking fat pig".
What if that's what she actually looks like? Like she's just some slampig that uses her mental abilities to make people think that's what she looks like?
Marvel supports coom art now? Who do they justify it not being misogynistic and pleasing to the male gaze?
Coombait