why does he startle so easy?

why does he startle so easy?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gets startled even by the smallest thing
    literally me

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Startled like a real human bean

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And a real hero

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of us

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was severely bullied when he was young.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure he was

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >back then he got the dicky as well
        I don't really care about Hollywood and actors that much but this guy seems pretty cool

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's even smug when he dances. What's his fricking problem?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He gets dicky and we don't.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit.. someone who can match Master Duane.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't expect the electrical interfetterance

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God bless this man

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that Barack Obama?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That wasn't even a startled reaction, he just went wide eyed because she was high pitched screaming for way too long. Are you autistic?

    • 1 year ago
      OP

      >Are you autistic?
      Yes.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he's just like me

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly one of the few hollywood stars which seems like they'd be totally normal in real life and not crazy, needy for attention, woke mob or anything.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish him, Henry Cavill and Robert Pattinson could all get together and make a podcast where they talk about nerdy things to their hearts contempt. It would be like me hanging out with friends who are just like me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think the goose is a nerd m8

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        None of them are nerds. losers self insert themselves into them because they're handsome and the only thing humans care about is money and beauty. even losers who know what it's like to suffer don't learn. they only care about beauty and money too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cavill is definitely a nerd

          he's absolutely autistic, he gained 100 lbs and showed up on set to shoot without telling Peter Jackson and got fired

          right but he's not a nerd. he doesn't have a nerdy hobby.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No he most definitely is and just like me I bet he also has Asperger's syndrome, ADHD and struggles with depression.

        If I were to guess I would also say his mbti type is INTJ

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >mbti
          It's made up nonsense and used to be a meme. It's like bloodtype horoscope level dumb.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It's like bloodtype horoscope level dumb.
            the CIA uses MBTI.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well, shit, then. I guess I'll have to listen to the people that think white supremacy and Donald Trump are the biggest threats to democracy. You've convinced me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hes the most ISFP you MBTIlet, read Jung you illiterate

            Imagine falling for the bait. The post is a parody on losers projecting all their qualities on him even though he was always handsome and charismatic raised a child actor theater kid

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >bloodtype horoscope
              I wasn't commenting on Goose.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            thats such a 2008 image

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hes the most ISFP you MBTIlet, read Jung you illiterate

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >HE IS JUST LIKE ME!!!
          >LOOK HERE'S MY HOROSCOPE TO PROVE IT!!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's absolutely autistic, he gained 100 lbs and showed up on set to shoot without telling Peter Jackson and got fired

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Assburgers

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    look at him, he's obviously neurodivergent

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon if you don’t pick up cool rocks I think you’re the divergent one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks like forsen

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine throwing away your genes like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >eva mendes
      bros.... it's just not fair....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      eva - 48
      ryan - 41

      that's what you get for impregnating a nearly barren old hag

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t say he was startled here it was more like a “jesus christ” bug eyeing. I bet that stupid scream was a lot fricking louder in person too

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a child, he watched Dick Tracy and was inspired to become an actor. He "hated" being a child, was bullied in elementary school, and had no friends until he was "14 or 15". In grade one, having been heavily influenced by the action film First Blood, he took steak knives to school and threw them at other children during recess. This incident led to a suspension. He was unable to read, and was evaluated for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). His mother left her job and home-schooled him for a year. He has said homeschooling gave him "a sense of autonomy that I've never really lost". Gosling performed in front of audiences from an early age, encouraged by his sister being a performer. He and his sister sang together at weddings; he performed with Elvis Perry, his uncle's Elvis Presley tribute act, and was involved with a local ballet company. Performing boosted his self-confidence as it was the only thing for which he received praise. He developed an idiosyncratic accent because, as a child, he thought having a Canadian accent did not sound "tough". He began to model his accent on that of Marlon Brando. He dropped out of high school at age seventeen to focus on his acting career.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is he turning into Keiran lee

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wow this is just like me

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why does he startle so easy?
    just like me...........

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hes so cute bros...

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i love him, i mean me

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because someone screamed into his face you stupid moron

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Married to a Latina.

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