>I'd say as long as you're anything from 2 - 7 you're golden.
You know that 4-7 is not realistic, right? 3 is also pushing it. 4,5 and 7 are possible with heavy steroid useage and 6 is straight up not possible.
Post a picture of one. That size means long term steroid use, abusive diet and hard training regiment, which will result in the roid belly.
1 year ago
Anonymous
peak Dorian Yates looked kinda like that.
but like I said, anything close to that is basically killing yourself with hormones
1 year ago
Anonymous
Post a picture then. All pictures His torso is not anywhere that shredded in all the pictures google gave me. I am not saying you cant be as big or even bigger. I am saying your abs cant be that shredded if you are that big, no matter what you are taking.
It’s not a generation thing, James Dean was a twink and women back then loved him. The biggest sex symbol was 90s Leo, not roiders like Arnold, Stallone, or the Rock. Men care more about muscles than women
awe he was such a breedable cute twink
a tragedy really
1 year ago
Anonymous
Gays love me for being skinny but women are c**ts about it. I could eat like shit & maybe get a little heavier but I would lose face gains. Every now and then I look up reddit bodybuilding before/after for my height and weight. It always sets me right.
His hair genes fricked him over the most and that was coming either way.
1 year ago
Anonymous
probably roids. but also worth noting is the bodybuilder aesthetic of shaved head and veiny muscles is so disgusting. I don't know how it exists other than a demoralization technique
1 year ago
Anonymous
>probably roids
Do they do that? My friend was a competing bodybuilder for a while and his hairline is kinda iffy now too but I never made the connection.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah. I think it's why stallone has worn a hairpiece since the 90s
>male body types >a third of them are virtually impossible natty, a third of them are ultra-athletic twinks, and a third are morbidly obese >no normal common bodytypes like skinnyfat
a woman or a homosexual drew that didnt they
Same here. >Can't talk on Cinemaphile, but at least other places were open. >Suddenly got out of it, thankfully normal. >Suddenly get to know of a IP Range media ban for some unknown reason. >Still don't know why
isn't it a big thing for actors like Joaquin Pheonix, or Christian bale to have a different body type for every film they're in? the whale is literally coming out in a month
>1. Skinny woman >2. Athletic twink >3. Ripped pro athlete >4. Steroids + gym 5 day per week >5. A lot of steroids + daily gym >6. A lot of steroids + living at the gym + God-like genes >7. Championship powerlifter >8. Fat dude who lifts >9. Really fat dude
most guys are none of these
Because it's tailored for women. Women are by far the biggest consumers so everything you see from ads to movies to products is all tailored towards the biggest consumer group: women
>different body types >all basically the same body type on a sliding scale of muscle mass and body fat ratios >no legs despite them informing our idea of what upper body to full body proportions are >focus solely on the torso continues the idea that above all else, men must have the top-heavy body type seen in most art idealising the male body
The reason why Hollywood still does it is cause you still do it too. Female beauty standards changed a lot more over the years and consequently women pretty quickly worked out that it was all bullshit social norms. Male beauty standards have been literally set in stone since at least the Greeks, and now noone seems to actually challenge them on any level because they're so deeply entrenched and given justifications like MUH GOLDEN RATIO, furthering the obsession with a mathematically perfect male body rather than appreciation of actual different body types.
female beauty standards have been uniform across literally every single recorded culture to ever exist in the history of humanity
>b-but muh ASS vs breasts????
yeah. you want both. but never so much of either that they look like cottage cheese. your porn addiction compelling you towards more and more intense supernormal stimuli has destroyed your brain. may as well be fapping to inflation porn. and while that FUTA or that CHEESE ASS may seem hot in your mind, it isn't hot face-to-face. even the porn-makers themselves realize that.
When did tattoos on models become a thing? I've been seeing it more and more lately. Hell I saw a nike ad at my local mall that had a young down syndrome girl and apparently Gucci and Adidas are doing that too
Society is at peak CONSOOOOM and employers realized "oh shit we need to hire more people but are boomer/silent era dress code is keeping us from hiring them"
In addition a lot of companies wanted to modernize themselves and with Boomers finally retiring things like facial hair, colored hair, strict uniforms, and tattoos are becoming more lenient.
I used to think being fat was bad. But after seeing hundreds of videos of lanklets getting laid out, I've accepted being chubby, while having the strength and speed is beneficial opposed to just speed
#8 is literally me and #1 is my bf
wtf i'm #1 and my bf is #8
.....Alex??!
big if true
3-4 is what zoomer girls want
8gays can only attract twinks
iphone
putting the gay in phonegay
My body is not represented on this chart
I'm like between 8 and 9 but with much less muscle definition on the arms
9 is literally me
Bloatlord
7 is the absolute peak
It's what most women want. Balance.
Not even mentioning it's the peak of strength without looking like a muscloid homosexual.
Women honestly don't obsess over shit like this the same way men do. I'd say as long as you're anything from 2 - 7 you're golden.
>I'd say as long as you're anything from 2 - 7 you're golden.
You know that 4-7 is not realistic, right? 3 is also pushing it. 4,5 and 7 are possible with heavy steroid useage and 6 is straight up not possible.
6 is possible, theres literally like 6 people in the world who look like that though and they're a walking pharmacy
Post a picture of one. That size means long term steroid use, abusive diet and hard training regiment, which will result in the roid belly.
peak Dorian Yates looked kinda like that.
but like I said, anything close to that is basically killing yourself with hormones
Post a picture then. All pictures His torso is not anywhere that shredded in all the pictures google gave me. I am not saying you cant be as big or even bigger. I am saying your abs cant be that shredded if you are that big, no matter what you are taking.
I guarantee you 3 is what most women want.
>little skinny b***h
Lol, you don't know women.
Zoomer girls are different
It’s not a generation thing, James Dean was a twink and women back then loved him. The biggest sex symbol was 90s Leo, not roiders like Arnold, Stallone, or the Rock. Men care more about muscles than women
Men care more about everything than women. Women are boring as frick.
its an age thing. from 18-25 they want 3-4
once they hit 25+ they want 7-8
You’re moronic, women love prettyboy twinkle. They’d take that over some gym obsessed roil monkey
post body, fatty
>thinking women don't love pretty twinks
Ever heard of boybands? Don't be delusional, fatty.
This is a joke right
he was probably raped so he decided to get a prison body
from a 10 to a 2 in 11 months.
mark rippetoe has destroyed an entire generation of young men
I thought I misclicked and the pic at the start was the "after" body. I guess he got tired of people on tiktok calling him a twink.
What a fricking waste
fricking kek I love being skinny. 6'2 and 150lbs while obese women lecture me that I need to eat more pasta
awe he was such a breedable cute twink
a tragedy really
Gays love me for being skinny but women are c**ts about it. I could eat like shit & maybe get a little heavier but I would lose face gains. Every now and then I look up reddit bodybuilding before/after for my height and weight. It always sets me right.
Same here, but it's usually fat dudes telling me I need to eat more. Women just hit on me or ignore me.
His hair genes fricked him over the most and that was coming either way.
probably roids. but also worth noting is the bodybuilder aesthetic of shaved head and veiny muscles is so disgusting. I don't know how it exists other than a demoralization technique
>probably roids
Do they do that? My friend was a competing bodybuilder for a while and his hairline is kinda iffy now too but I never made the connection.
Yeah. I think it's why stallone has worn a hairpiece since the 90s
I guess there's no free lunch.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FRICK WHY
WHY DOES THIS HURT ME SO MUCH
FRICK
11 months of pure steroids
Skinny is good if you're tall and good looking. Terrible if you're genetically ugly.
women will let 6 and 7 do anything to them even if they pursue 1 and 2
because all of those are attractive to women
>male body types
>a third of them are virtually impossible natty, a third of them are ultra-athletic twinks, and a third are morbidly obese
>no normal common bodytypes like skinnyfat
a woman or a homosexual drew that didnt they
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literally no idea what I did 4 months now
Black folk
Same here.
>Can't talk on Cinemaphile, but at least other places were open.
>Suddenly got out of it, thankfully normal.
>Suddenly get to know of a IP Range media ban for some unknown reason.
>Still don't know why
TF is up with the jannies?
MASK U SUMTHIN
WHY YOU POSTING OFF TOPIC
I don't demand representation from media because im not a SJW
I think I'll always be stuck as 3
1 is what most women prefer
4-9 only attract gay guys
2 and 7 are female pref
isn't it a big thing for actors like Joaquin Pheonix, or Christian bale to have a different body type for every film they're in? the whale is literally coming out in a month
>1. Skinny woman
>2. Athletic twink
>3. Ripped pro athlete
>4. Steroids + gym 5 day per week
>5. A lot of steroids + daily gym
>6. A lot of steroids + living at the gym + God-like genes
>7. Championship powerlifter
>8. Fat dude who lifts
>9. Really fat dude
most guys are none of these
>most guys are none of these
A lot of guys are 1 or 2.
Yeah, in high school and first few college years.
>He doesn't have a prettyboy face
Its over for you
Even 30 year old women like that Timothy twink from dune
Who gives a frick about what women want. Lol virgin
Where is the skinny fat option?
For me it's #7
I feel the leap between 7 and 8 is too big. I'm somewhere inbetween.
im a randy kind of guy
>no body hair
get this hetero shit out of here
False premise.
Actors with body types as different as Henry Calvill, Tom Holland and Brendan Fraser get cast in leading roles
My bf is a 1 and he tells me I am between 7 and 8
I'm a homosexual
I disagree with this, I have hair and he's the kind of prettyboy twink that anons are shitting their pants and screaming over itt
Where'd you find him
Under the Queensboro bridge.
A friend's discord server, underneath the Queensboro bridge
i hate roiders it's unreal
it's not that they roid
it's that they're dishonest
Why are all these still toned in their own way? Where's the skinny fat?
Im no.7
I am also 5'4"
where's the skinnyfat representation
>tfw #8
i like to lift but I also love my burgers n beer too much bros
Because it's tailored for women. Women are by far the biggest consumers so everything you see from ads to movies to products is all tailored towards the biggest consumer group: women
Me on the bottom right
Because incels are right about women.
rollan
Why are the torsos all white
Exactly.
>different body types
>all basically the same body type on a sliding scale of muscle mass and body fat ratios
>no legs despite them informing our idea of what upper body to full body proportions are
>focus solely on the torso continues the idea that above all else, men must have the top-heavy body type seen in most art idealising the male body
The reason why Hollywood still does it is cause you still do it too. Female beauty standards changed a lot more over the years and consequently women pretty quickly worked out that it was all bullshit social norms. Male beauty standards have been literally set in stone since at least the Greeks, and now noone seems to actually challenge them on any level because they're so deeply entrenched and given justifications like MUH GOLDEN RATIO, furthering the obsession with a mathematically perfect male body rather than appreciation of actual different body types.
female beauty standards have been uniform across literally every single recorded culture to ever exist in the history of humanity
>b-but muh ASS vs breasts????
yeah. you want both. but never so much of either that they look like cottage cheese. your porn addiction compelling you towards more and more intense supernormal stimuli has destroyed your brain. may as well be fapping to inflation porn. and while that FUTA or that CHEESE ASS may seem hot in your mind, it isn't hot face-to-face. even the porn-makers themselves realize that.
The frick are you saying schizo anon?
What about weird shit like eyebrow removal, foot binding, teeth blackening tho?
>it’s another “autistic theorycrafting about what women want” thread
Aww sweet #7 is the best btw
where do I get a bf that's between 4 & 7 but not pig disgusting like 5 & 6?
My body type isnt even on that list.
Men have more self-respect than to beg people to enjoy looking at their moobs.
>women women women women women
>what do women want?
>would a woman like this?
pussy whipped board
Because men don't complain about other men looking better than them.
When did tattoos on models become a thing? I've been seeing it more and more lately. Hell I saw a nike ad at my local mall that had a young down syndrome girl and apparently Gucci and Adidas are doing that too
Society is at peak CONSOOOOM and employers realized "oh shit we need to hire more people but are boomer/silent era dress code is keeping us from hiring them"
In addition a lot of companies wanted to modernize themselves and with Boomers finally retiring things like facial hair, colored hair, strict uniforms, and tattoos are becoming more lenient.
>TFW the Camisoles Granny mogs your entire young model catalogue.
tfw 9
is this the gay thread? for me it's 4, 6, and 8 if it's a furry
>8 if it's a furry
p-pls explain how it makes a good difference
King K. Rool is fictional and IRL fatties are just lazy
I'm #4 but have #8's gut
>tfw been lifting weights for 8 years and have almost no visible muscle, still just a skinnyfat loser
YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG COME ON
eat MORE proteins ffs
Bullshit
Who cares as long as you're healthy?
Bros, after 7 months of hard training I've finally transitioned from 1 to 2.
Pics or it didn’t happen
Have you never heard of the dadbod craze?
"dadbods" are still relatively built guys with pouchy bodyfat in the 20% range
>tfw a 1
>desperately wish I was a 6
die homosexual
I'm closer to 7 than any of these, it'd be nice to be at 2 again like I used to be, but I'm not tall enough so the potential to get mogged is too high
I used to think being fat was bad. But after seeing hundreds of videos of lanklets getting laid out, I've accepted being chubby, while having the strength and speed is beneficial opposed to just speed
getting to call out fatties is one of the many lanklet benefits
Why don't you cowardly homosexuals take back /lgbt/? I thought gays fought against the cops at stonewall but here you are oppressed by men in dresses.