Why does Japan love it so much? They’re actually expanding screenings there due to demand

Why does Japan love it so much? They’re actually expanding screenings there due to demand

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They think that they are White Americans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they are honorary whites.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japan has always loved Americans behaving like Americans.

      It's not even about muh America.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        omg keep dreaming bro. Our flag shows up fifty times in the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are though.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are small and gay like Cruz

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japan has always loved Americans behaving like Americans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. There’s a huge fetish for American jingoism and militarism in Japan, because they are cucks who serve America and live out their former glory through their conquerors. Independence Day was also huge in Japan, they love unapologetic patriotic shit

      Also Japan has a real hard obsession with naval aviation (which they pioneered alongside the US and UK historically) and a ton of anime features it. But given Japan (until only recently) has no naval aviation or carrier wing anymore they relive it through America

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The absolute state of KEKOLDRY.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not everything. They hate American capeshit, especially Batman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. White America is back, we fricking won

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        half the faces are Black folks.
        there's like a dozen unnecessary closeup of Black folks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Apart from that one woman they were background characters

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there isn't a single Black woman

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Mexican>brown>mutts>black
              Yeah she's black alright

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't follow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this. they think we are a rediculous, comically absurd group of people. make no mistake, they are LAUGHING during those screenings, and loudly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No they aren't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No they aren't

        There's sometimes jokes about Americans thinking they're better than everyone else, but for the most part it's a pretty sincere admiration. Otherwise they wouldn't constantly reference American culture in their media.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Liberals are allies of China, not Japan. I hope you know that you can't be weaboo if you hate America.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you should have shown the heroes of resident evil

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Or this motherfocker.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Checked

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is that his real name? roy focker?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I WILL have sex with her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish I was American

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Im american and I wish we were american

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah you're fat mutts but for 2 hours I got to pretend you were different

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >left down
        Who?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Senator Armstrong from Metal gear Rising Revengeance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're imagining that the bad guys are China/North Korea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The bad guys are blatantly Iran, though the movie doesn’t mention it’s name. Surprised Cinemaphile isn’t up in arms about it

      Granted they’re a lot more formidable than iran is IRL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, Iran with its pine trees, snowcapped mountains, and direct adjacency to the pacific ocean.

        Its very carefully agnostic about who the enemy really is, but realistically its probably russia given the whole 5th gen fighter thing. Otherwise maaaybe norther china or north korea flying donated planes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          while it could be just for plot
          iran is the only hostile arab country that has f14s from back when the shah and us persident jacked off eachother

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Iran is not an Arab country.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah whatever

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              discount arabs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Realistically, its more likely to be North Korea than Iran. Russia doesn't really make sense because nobody would care about another nuclear facility and same with China. Iran makes sense in that they might have an old f14 and are probably more topical given the whole blowing up a refinement facility, but the terrain and pacific fleet was all wrong for it. Ally in the region could be South Korea + Japan just as easily as Israel.

            The big problem with Iran is that there's 0 chance they have more advanced planes than the US. The only country that might is arguably china, and even then probably not. But China donating to NKorea might kinda make sense. Tbh I don't think the enemy really matters though, and there's a reason the movie doesn't ever get around to naming them. They aren't important, the film is about Maverick and not geopolitics.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >They aren't important, the film is about Maverick and not geopolitics.
              its actually about how fighter jets are sick

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well yes, the Zionists have wanted to destroy Iran, so perhaps this country is the next war destination for the USA

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >next
                lol okay friend, pol doesn't pay any attention to history do they?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's Iran. And when the script was written, almost 4 years ago now, Russia was proposing selling 5th gens (4.5 really) to ME nations if they actually started production on them. Which they still haven't yet. Because their economy is shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think northern iran looks like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The bad guys are blatantly Iran, though the movie doesn’t mention it’s name. Surprised Cinemaphile isn’t up in arms about it

      Granted they’re a lot more formidable than iran is IRL

      Bad guys are obviously China.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japan worships Cruisey boy for some reason. I think it’s because of his larger than life quality

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What else is there to watch at a movie theatre in japan? another anime movie about some kid who is the bestest ever samuri/ninja/shinobi?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    japs like
    >big machines with guns on them
    >the 1980s
    >military propaganda
    This is a perfect storm

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they liked the first one too, its nothing new

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Japan. Went to see this last night. Surreal experience. Not a single reaction from the audience at any moment at all, except when Tom Cruise was spotted jumping out of the window I heard a few chuckles, but I've never been to such a silent theatre before wtf LOL but yeah it's number 1 here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      on one end of the spectrum you have moronic americans who clap, on the other soulless insects who can’t display emotion. watching a movie in europe is the best experience. laughs, occasional cheers, nothing else

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I would tend to agree with that. It made me miss watching movies at the cinema back in the UK. Reserved, yet displaying the appropriate amount of soul. This was just like being in an ant farm. Fricking weird but the movie was so good I stopped caring about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just because you feel something doesn’t mean you have to be a loud obnoxious moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like going down to this one were all the middle age and older black people go not too many teenagers. Went to see get out with 500 spooks we and my wife were the only white people there it was hilarious. The cheer at the end when it's the black tsa guy instead of a cop was deafening

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally only America that has it. The only time I've ever heard a loud reaction out of a movie going audience was during the Tobie and Andrew Spiderman reveals during No Way Home. That was it. People don't usually do that shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          India does and as Britain gets browner it will happen here as well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I am British and as I said I've only seen it happen literally once and it was a few subdued wews and sparse claps for like 5 seconds before immediately shutting up.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know you are and I've never seen it either but I wouldn't be surprised to learn it's a circus in choice venues in London or Bradford

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I know you are
                Why do you know that?
                >I've never seen it either but I wouldn't be surprised to learn it's a circus in choice venues in London or Bradford
                True. I'm from rural Yorkshire so we aren't exactly the same as city folk. Wouldn't surprise me if the experience at the cinema was worse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do you know that?
                We usually signal against America for better or worse
                >True. I'm from rural Yorkshire
                I am in semi-rural Yorkshire
                >city folk
                You mean black people. I'm explicitly talking about black/brown people here.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I find people make alot of noise in Marvel opening nights that's about it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I am British
              stopped reading there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Go to India or any African country

          Also Latin America especially Guatemala/Honduras/el Salvador/Nicaragua/Brazil/Mexico

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >waaaah clapping
        cry more Mehmet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What movies are the Japanese looking forward to? American Capeshit movies or others like Kamen Rider and Dragon Ball Super Super Hero?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I live in America. Women cried when IceMan funeral hsppened.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Japanese staying silent is a showing of respect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is how movie screenings are supposed to be, only subhumans expect people to constantly gasp and scream like it's a fricking play. Let me guess, you were the only one clapping at the end?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      on one end of the spectrum you have moronic americans who clap, on the other soulless insects who can’t display emotion. watching a movie in europe is the best experience. laughs, occasional cheers, nothing else

      imagine the scenes in india, i get its a bit moronic and if you want a quiet night its probably annoying. but man, that fricking subcontinent has soul like no other place. i remember seeing the evengers and they all got on stage at the front of the cinema dancing? imagin living life that good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did Indians light fireworks when they watched Top Gun?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          indians explain this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no wonder theres always some headline about 400 pajeets getting barbecued in some insane sweatshop fire every other day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          indians explain this

          no wonder theres always some headline about 400 pajeets getting barbecued in some insane sweatshop fire every other day

          we mock them. but frick that does look fun as frick

          we westerners must look japanese to these guys. literally overflowing with SOVL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine the smell

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why are they like this lmfao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            huffing shit fumes turned them into morons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soulless chink silence vs PAJEET FIREWORK ENJOYER

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wienerpit view of tom climbing with 9Gs
        >extremely loud wolf whistles erupt from around the 200 year old british empire theatre that hasn’t been maintained properly, dust falls from the ceiling
        >”it’s not the plane, it’s the pilot”
        >screen instantly obscured as underfed indians wearing knock off manchester united football club shirts from the 90s made in a sweat shop situated in the back of a chemical plant leap into the air and over the seats, the lights flicker as the electricity starts to fail in the cinema. you can now see a strange third world puppet show of 5 foot indian men clinging themselves infront of the screen as your seat if buffeted from all sides by spastic activity
        >tom executes an immelman and sprays the enemy jet with machine gun fire
        >the shrieking is so loud that you now have tinnitus for the rest of your life. the constant clashing of brown bodies and victorian folding theatre chairs creates a mini earthquake and you are so confused and disoriented that you genuinely believe you’ve entered the pure metaphysical anarchy of hell. the sounds of monkeys being burned alive emitting from the screening can be heard 10 miles away, at least 70 people in the maximum 50 people capacity theatre room are hit by a steam train which crashes through the wall and the liquid curry shit has created a river rapids washing everyone toward the screen
        >highway to the danger zone begins playing
        >all 600 people in the room begin dancing, setting off firecrackers and detonating soviet era land mines. the walls begin to crumble as the entire cinema descends slowly into a bottomless sinkhole as people dance on screaming at the top of the lungs not in fear but cruise induced excitement as they plummet toward their doom. all you can smell is shit, all you can see is flailing bodies and fire.
        >you praise your 50 headed octopus god for the based cruise kino and send out a whatsapp saying good morning sirs! recommending that your 300020 relatives go see the film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Japanese theater. Mostly silence, no s o y s clapping at the credits. More annoying is smaller towns when the theater lowers the volume to avoid disturbing nearby residential areas

      At least they serve alcohol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is how MMA fights are too. It's mostly quiet. But when there's a remarkable exchange, everyone gasps and then applauds. It's a level of appreciation that the fighters never get from audiences elsewhere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That means the Japanese like it baka shinji

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its basically live action anime

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also, the subtitles were written by a notoriously bad subtitle writer. I was thinking the whole movie and it's spirit just went over their heads. Other movies showing include New Ultraman, Anpanman and Touge

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good movie and nips have a good taste.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first one felt like an anime, plus Japan loves machines and tech.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does Japan love it so much? They’re actually expanding screenings there due to demand
    everyone loved american culture before george w bush ruined this country and obama pissed on its grave
    this is just a small little smidgen of the good old days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it was LIBERALS

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japan loves aircrafts

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Live on America's largest stationary Aircraft Carrer
    >Love movies about aircraft carriers.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically see the Last Samurai to understand the history between US and Japan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise had a kamasaki bike in the movie it was the only logo

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese people like Batman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      id imagine that batmans character is lost on them since they see that autistic frick as totally normal

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BIG AMERICAN wienerU

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these nostalgia clips have some scenes of 'americana' in Japan in the 80s, as well as other neat things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When I went to Japan they were playing the Superman and Indiana Jones themes at the supermarket.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japan has loved Tom Cruise ever since The Last Samurai. They even have a Tom Cruise holiday. The whole country is full of Cruise missiles. Just another one of many reasons why Japan is based.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.boxofficemojo.com/release/rl2500036097/?ref_=bo_hm_rd

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole western world loves this movie. No surprise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a surprise that if you make a good movie, people will actually like it. A long lost secret in Hollywood.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how significant this is but Tom Cruise created a very good reputation for himself in Japan with The Last Samurai. He held a huge premiere over there and the whole movie is basically a love letter to Japanese culture, it remains one of the highest grossing movies in the country's box office history 20 years later.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We give them movies so that we can frick their Japanese women. That's how international trade works.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why didnt they include some cute jap lady for maverick to fox 2 into then

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese boomers love everything that reminds them of fheir glory days during the bubble economy era in the 80s. Nowadays they are dispatched to shitty 1 month contracts at black companys where they are yelled at by people half their age before returning home to their run-down Leopalace apartments at 11pm eating microwaved fried rice from 7/11.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Top Gun inspired shit like Gunbuster and Gundam 0083. This is the one time that Japan doesn't have shit taste.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He very rarely gushes about a new movie like this, very based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the next kojima game will have tom cruise as the mc (just made a little(alot) taller)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >oh oh oh oh oh oh OH, my God!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          More of an Iga fan, and want him to make Castlevania 1999, but maybe they could hook up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He actually worked with Miles Teller while filming this scene too.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's really good and Japan likes americana, this movie is like a throwback.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 of the cast members is actually a shockingly low amount for a Hollywood movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based israelites, my favorite movie in years

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s pure kino only trannies hate it

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch trailer
    >no plot
    >muh nostalgia
    Dropped

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the closest thing to real-life airplane anime they can watch

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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