Why does my cock go wild for frumpy, plain girls like this and Eileen from regular show

Why does my wiener go wild for frumpy, plain girls like this and Eileen from regular show

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who give a crap t(-_-t)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You obviously since you replied, you pedantic homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay.............? (O_o)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if Zoey fits the frumpy description quite like Eileen, she's still got some curves to her. It takes more than just not being a generic bombshell like Glep's gf to be classified as frumpy in my opinion

      okay.............? (O_o)

      I know what you are =w=

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's just the art style, I think Eileen would probably be decently attractive. If Close Enough is anything to go by, Eileen would probably be closer looking to Emily. Not bad looking but not as conventionally "hot" as Bridgette.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny you say that since these are simple designed cartoons, which hide many flaws that would be existant irl. Meg Griffin is considered comicslly ugly and deformed in a few below-surface level ways, yet her character model looks pretty attractive by conventional beauty standards if you consider things like how her weight or face looks compared to other larger women in the series. Yes people being rude to her is an ongoing joke that may just be overemphasized but things like her lopsided breasts are objective, yet aren't shown. I want to hope Eileen would be cute but probanly have a few metaphoric, if not literal, blemishes not shown.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Found the fujo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your just a stupid hater t(ò_ó)

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're so used to breasts and ass and lips that these plain girls are exotic

    It's the same reason why I like thin bony girls (I grew up in America)

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because four eyed red headed nerds in one piece swimsuits are HOT!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're attainable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They're attainable.
      not if you dont talk to them they are not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >perfectly normal 6/10 girl
      >attainable
      Lmao

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Birchy

    She needs to be fatter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      SUPER AGGRO CRAG

      Post it when you have it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did I miss it or do we not even know her name yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Officially, we don't know her name, but the Spanish and Portuguese dubs credit her as "Zoey".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who is Jefe and Pïm?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jefe is Spanish for Boss
          No idea about Pïm

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Jokes extend to the credits
            I love this kind of shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When has she ever talked?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zoey? She spoke once in the first Halloween episode at the beginning, when she says that Charlie wasn't going to dress-up for Halloween.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I forgot about that.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because you're a fricking moron who watches dopey lets play channels.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's attainable to you.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >someone worried she could be the eileen of the show if she ever become relevant enough to have consistent dialogue
    >some anon is assblasted enough about that to constantly make threads and posts comparing the two as a positive thing just to annoy the other
    this whole board is like watching a very small group of people be passive aggressive on an old forum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely wouldn't mind them making Zoey more of a main stay as long as its executed better than Eileen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What was wrong with Eileen? I didn't keep up with Regular Show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think the fact that she and Rigby were basically a perfect couple who never had any issues just to serve as a foil to Mordecai's issues with women probably annoyed some people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was kind of hamfisted but people like that do exist

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What

            It was kind of hamfisted but people like that do exist

            said, plus didn't Rigby become a more mature character in part because of her influence? I don't remember them being Mary stu perfect. They had that spat where Rigby tried getting her to be brutally honest with her feelings and briefly dumped him. It's been ages so I might be remembering things incorrect

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They literally broke up in an episode because Rigby wouldn't listen to her plus Mordecai caused all of his own problems

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mordecai was a moron that caused his own issues with women, while Rigby actually grew as a person and was happier in the longrun due to Eileen's influence and the issues that they did have. That fact is exactly why people took issue with it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think anyone denies Mordecai was a frick up, it didn't even show him overcoming whatever his issues were until the end-of-series timelapse with some random no-name chick since nobody in his past would have anything to do with him. He's basically an icon among zoomers of how not to act in regards to relationships with the opposite sex.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The VA also wrote for the show so she had high school jocks call Eileen a "megababe" and dumb shit like that

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you think they'll love you back and be loyal to you.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    star butterfly

    whats not to love about frumpy girls named zoey?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You really speak to me on a spiritual level, I know this girl named Zoey and I wanna frick her until she's desperately moaning how she needs more, stroking her cute wiener.
      Honestly if given the opportunity I'd fill her up.. I don't think she's frumpy though.. I bet she'll be nice and chubby soon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >her
        >wiener
        Uhhhh... somehow I don't think "her" name is actually Zoey...

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're normal people and not either fap bait, ham planets, broken women, or alternate women.

    Just. Normal.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's too friggin cute, I can't stand it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think of the little wrinkles under the eyes that elevate it
      Source? On that picture, not the character.

      Woah man. Her boyfriend is RIGHT there, have some respect

      I refuse to acknowledge critters as equals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Source?
        She's Zoey, Charlie's girlfriend from Smiling Friends, she goes to the beach in the season 2 finale.
        https://twitter.com/bolly__quinn/status/1806522269834858927

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very nice, very nice indeed. I will see this "smiling friends show" you speak of

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Summer?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie really has shit taste in women. b***h looks ugly as sin. She deserves to be cucked harder.

        Basically Jerry in a wig

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She deserves to be cucked harder.

          Funny since Charlie nearly gave in to the flirting of the female Mustard packet and the male demon Mip.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Goes to show you that this show does not have a problem showing us with the cuckening shit going on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fujos should be shot and killed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Summer but with glasses and is actually hot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, can't believe we got a hot older Pepper Ann

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woah man. Her boyfriend is RIGHT there, have some respect

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what her musical tastes are; maybe stuff like the Replacements or Big Star

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch episode for the first time late at night
    >visions of her literally swirl in my head all night

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you'll never pull game like a big nosed lumpy yellow critter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genuine moron

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried meeting any frumpy plain girls in real life?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how you get peppersprayed lol.
      I imagine most of us here are pretty hideous. So much so that even a 2 or 3 is leagues out of reach for us...
      Such is life!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think she looks frumpy, I think she just looks cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frumpy tends to get misused as any girl who doesn't look dolled up like Gleps gf. Zoey has more curve than an average frumpy girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah people treat frumpy nowadays as like, anything less than a 10. Word's losing its meaning. She's a pretty classic cute girl with a shapely body.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      replace frumpy with hag and you just came up with current tiktok lingo

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are both based on realism (with imperfect qualities in animation) yet they have positive qualities that make them obviously desirable IRL (i.e not fat).
    This type of duality is very practical and plausible, thus desirable.
    pic related: exhibit A

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whom

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does my wiener go wild for frumpy, plain girl
    shut the frick up you stupid frickin incel
    literally a normal fricking girl homosexual
    get the frick out of your cave
    you're a sad frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, my daily goon sesh will prevent me from doing so. Maybe tomorrow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just watch as it turns out she doesn't have eyes under her glasses. And not as a stylistic thing like it is with the Muppets who don't have eyes under their glasses.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon, no! Think of the poor wittle advertisers!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So is she wearing a furry costume with a bikini on top or is it like fishnets?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's like full-body fishnets of some kind, with the bikini on top.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its October. Its probably grey sweatpants and a grey sweater with a bikini over it to keep warm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's just a sexy mouse, duh!

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was cute that when Rotten sent his tidal wave to kill them that Charlie first was waving down Zoey to run before he ran.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she looks just like a human puppet wich is a bonus

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's actually very ugly. You probably have bad taste.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you're ugly

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some flaws are endearing, like we don't really care about what downsides they bring but recognize society at large doesn't like them or on principal they are a general negative. But flaws and imperfections are human, and it humanizes them. I don't mind sleepy eye bags like she has (they arent that pronounced, if they were bigger then it would be different), I think it's kind of cute. I also struggle with
    >going to bed at a good hour
    >getting enough sleep
    >sleeping at good times of night and not during the day
    Seeing someone who may also struggle with that is endearing.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can make her a bawd

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. I can see this chick being an obscure waifu

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did she and Charlie meet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Church.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't forget Glep's girl too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Giwtwm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her name is Marge Simpson, show some respect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh Glep my sweet, you know hoe much I love it when you wear the Joshua Tomar hat
      Glep is Tomar so Marge is Jaxxy confirmed

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have low self esteem and insecurity, so respectively you've reached a point where even in your fantasies you're seeking something "attainable" by some arbitrary standard and you're subconsciously desiring to be possessive over a waifu you hope on some unaware level hasn't already been "claimed" by someone else because you're brain can't help but think of that as competition you suspect you would "lose" despite the b***h in question not even being real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mental illness? Loneliness? Autism? All 3?

      Yeah these

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm hearing any evidence to the contrary, hole.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real nice show you have here you cucks, just blatant critter male x human female fetish shit
    It’s disgusting that ~~*they’re*~~ pushing this so hard, the fricking freaks, and you are too if you watch this horsecrap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get away from me, moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, I browse critter female x human male all the time, I'm just not species-ist like you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are Spamtopians all critters, like the fun twins? Does that make Doug and Daniel half critter? Doug may be deformed but he looks more humanlike akin to the Boss and Daniel just passes for 100% human.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, I guess it depends on your definition of a "critter". If just being a weird cartoon-looking guy is a critter then most of the cast is critters but if it's only reserved for small deformed little guys then critters are a minority

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what the criteria is but there is an objective line in the sand drawn by Michael and Zach, I just don't know.
            Also, not just the Fun Twins but I'm seeing examples of Spamish all through the series now if fast paced gibberish is to be considered Spamish.
            >Bliblee after stabbing Alan
            >the air force base personnel that engaged DJ Spit's helicopter
            >the initial aliens that abducted Pim Charlie and Bill
            It's been there in plain sight the whole time just like the Meep name.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anything with generally human traits is a human. Humans can look different in shape, size, animation style, etc just like critters can but they always have human skin colors, hair, wrinkles, and they wear clothes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anything with generally human traits is a human.
            Not to be pedantic but you realize how vague that is?
            >that dude has a nose, two eyes and a mouth on his head
            >that guy has teo lungs in his chest
            >that guy stands on two legs and has two arm-like appendages
            The party aliens, satan, Jacob the Goblin, Mip, the bliblees, the forest demon, Brittany, Shrimp, and every Smiling Friend all are bipedal and have humanshaped torsos and appendages. If Mr Frog's head was above his torso he would be too

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's vague because there's no specific ruleset. you just have to trust your gut. like, desmond is human, and simon s. salty is human, and mr. boss is human, yeah? those are all fairly obvious but there's not really any uniting ruleset among the three

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So then can a spamtopian, like say the waitress who has humanlike anatomy but is 2 dimensional, still count as human?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's vague because there's no specific ruleset. you just have to trust your gut. like, desmond is human, and simon s. salty is human, and mr. boss is human, yeah? those are all fairly obvious but there's not really any uniting ruleset among the three

              So then can a spamtopian, like say the waitress who has humanlike anatomy but is 2 dimensional, still count as human?

              I assume that any animated human is at least partially critter, and someone like the waitress is a Spamtopian who's partially human.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But is she actually human or just a human-looking critter?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >any animated human
                Again, not to be pedantic, but everyone in this show bar Salty, Tyler and Jimble are animated. But also, Jared Fogel (the costume) and Bill Nye were cartoon people, so I'm less confident in agreeing with that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The show has a different world history.
                It wouldn't be weird for someone like Nye to have critter ancestry somewhere in his family tree.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anything with generally human traits is a human. Humans can look different in shape, size, animation style, etc just like critters can but they always have human skin colors, hair, wrinkles, and they wear clothes

          >anything with generally human traits is a human.
          Not to be pedantic but you realize how vague that is?
          >that dude has a nose, two eyes and a mouth on his head
          >that guy has teo lungs in his chest
          >that guy stands on two legs and has two arm-like appendages
          The party aliens, satan, Jacob the Goblin, Mip, the bliblees, the forest demon, Brittany, Shrimp, and every Smiling Friend all are bipedal and have humanshaped torsos and appendages. If Mr Frog's head was above his torso he would be too

          it's vague because there's no specific ruleset. you just have to trust your gut. like, desmond is human, and simon s. salty is human, and mr. boss is human, yeah? those are all fairly obvious but there's not really any uniting ruleset among the three

          Kinda related, I always found Daniel's lack of ears odd and it kinda makes me believe he's half-critter at least
          Most human characters tend ot have ears, even the more strange characters like Desmond's mom or the Mr. Frog fan that Frog chokes out have ears
          The only other human character that I can think of that doesn't have ears is the rotoscoped party guy. I think ears are typically a trait that seperates humans from critters considering most critters seem to not have ears

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My autistic take is that all the animated humans are animated because they have a tiny degree of critter admixture, only live action humans like Jimble and Tyler are pureblood humans

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's dumb, live-action humans are just a wacky stylistic choice, like claymation or Gwimbly's retro look.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder Alan killed her and no one cared when she died.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who is she anyway?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nugget ceos assistant.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jannies don't give a frick about this thread lmao

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >wards off fujos
    >wards off jannies
    I fricking kneel

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're not a man, you're a woman on the internet pretending to be a man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The girl in OP pic has clear curves, are you a LARPing-as-straight closeted homosexual?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women actually hate Zoey, she gets in the way of things and doesn't have enough screen time for them to self insert in, she's great, she knows her place as a woman is to exist minimally and only for male eyes.

      The girl in OP pic has clear curves, are you a LARPing-as-straight closeted homosexual?

      Worse, it's a woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't have enough screen time for them to self insert in, she's great, she knows her place as a woman is to exist minimally and only for male eyes.
        I mean, that is pretty based.

        The girl in OP pic has clear curves, are you a LARPing-as-straight closeted homosexual?

        Seeing these "frumpy, plain girls are so hot" posts reek of the same bullshit as trying to normalize lusting after old hags.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got the number of a girl like this yesterday but she's so unbelievably boring I think I made a mistake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You gotta try and make it work anon, I'm sure there's something about her

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The something was before I spoke to her and found out she had zero hobbies or social skills. I carried that conversation like Atlas carried the sky, I honestly wish she'd said no to giving me her number because I feel bad for wasting my time for it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You know, you can't force love so good on you for being self aware but don't be a dick just let her down gently. After that I suppose good luck to you in future endeavors but understand that you may regret this decision.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I honestly wish she'd said no to giving me her number because I feel bad for wasting my time for it.
              Now you know how most women feel when they don't want to be hit on. Even if the guy isn't an autist it's often a waste of time and they aren't interested.
              Dont perpetuate the system you probably have been on the bad side of before, just tell her you aren't interested kindly and move on. The earlier you learn you don't like her and the sooner you let her know. The better so neither of you will be wasting your time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know, you can't force love so good on you for being self aware but don't be a dick just let her down gently. After that I suppose good luck to you in future endeavors but understand that you may regret this decision.

                Good tips. She was very work focused so I can get away with never texting her again, I'm sure she won't care anyway.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hipa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I interpret this as Marge Simpson just unaware her skinship to Zoey is slightly inappropriate. Marge thinking I wish I had Zoey but, while absent mindlessly grabbing it.

      Or B. They're doing sexy stuff when not on screen
      https://coub.com/view/37q8f

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mental illness? Loneliness? Autism? All 3?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All 3
      Oh baby, we got a winner

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jimble or Frog for president?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jimble. Mr. Frog is out of his mind and fricking crazy. He fricking scares me when he does shit like this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jimble is an allegory for the Biden administration.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was just referencing the funny boys' Green Goblin jokes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Squiggly Miggly.
      He's the only one who's speaking any sense in this damned race.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smiling Friends girls are unironically hotter than any R&M character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I've never gotten the appeal of this b***h meanwhile Zoey I've unironically fapped to for the tenth time in the past few days I've known about her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Long ass rectangle face. Ugly in real life and in cartoons

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