why does she look like this

why does she look like this

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israeli scientists stole Happa genes.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember those two days where mikey was getting spammed because of cannes? it went completely silent after. curious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably her agent astroturfing

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Every morning? Why do you not want to ask her on a date instead of just fricking her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s fricking weird to get rejected by someone you see every day

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bogged

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khazar_hypothesis_of_Ashkenazi_ancestry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese-israeli_common_ancestry_theory

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that's not a real articl-
        it is

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girl from Scream

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dude I got trained to prep cook at my newest job and my trainer is the hottest nicest girl I've ever met.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thing with holes looks like it has multiple STDs, used up by BBC

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 khazar milkyness

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BaoRoUL.jpeg

      why does she look like this

      I wish I had a castle in year 900 so she could come to my court and seduce me and ruin my holy marriage and destroy kingdom from within.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dreamy eyes. Not necessarily a israeli trait. Always an interesting look and now more than ever:
    Mikey
    Sydney Sweeney
    Olivia Rodrigo
    Lea Seydoux

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow it seems like all hot girls have those eyes nowadays, like it’s more of a makeup trend or they’re physically not opening their eyes fully to achieve the effect.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's make plus their natural look and it's currently popular. That rapper Ice Spice has them too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's purposeful. they literally just maintain a "i don't give a frick/i don't want to be here" expression because they believe that's a cool attitude to exude. being wide-eyed and cheery would be viewed as phony.

        it’s fricking weird to get rejected by someone you see every day

        or just make some small-talk and ask her to lunch? if she declines then she declines, it's not a big deal to either of you. you act like her rejecting you or you asking her out is some cosmic-level event, it's just two people doing what two people do.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait until her new movie comes out. it's supposed to be kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is kino (sauce: have seen it)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any full frontal Mikey scenes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, lots of boob shots though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thx. Looking forward to it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            was i correct to assume that she has sneaky big breasts? or at least perfect ones?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how would you rank it up against Sean Baker's other movies?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is the first movie of his that i’ve loved

          was i correct to assume that she has sneaky big breasts? or at least perfect ones?

          her boobs are not particularly big but they look very nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too fat tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her ass? Are you insane?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bobby Hill must be under 5 feet because Mikey is pretty short herself

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like that, so I can look like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      average scandi poster

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause its hot

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post her pits

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks more like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn that hymie honker is really showing from this angle. oof!

      Post Asian (not Asian) women

      flip your picture moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn that hymie honker is really showing from this angle. oof!
          [...]
          flip your picture moron

          He's done you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jenna winning easily here. Not something I usually think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy walled
      at least Jenna has a few years left

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They both look like test tube mutants

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shes so dreamy bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jenna gets faced mogged here sorry guys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shes so dreamy bros

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, imagine getting your dick all dirty from fricking her in the ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be awesome.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post Asian (not Asian) women

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mikey is so adorable. Too bad I probably won't make it in time to work with her.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her telling you she really needs to cum and then spreading her legs and looking at you like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Ace though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk what that means.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Asexual, girlie.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Autistic

            Well you better cut it out.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cut what out? Explain (Forgive me).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Autism and asexuality, just stop being those things, look in the mirror and tell yourself you wanna make be normal and make friends and frick, works everytime.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like being Asexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Autistic

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a mighty smooth philtrum. and look at those epicanthal folds mmmm baby open cloth

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know you /misc/gays hate israel but I want a israelite gf. Why are israeliteesses so fricking hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just have a israelite mistress on the side, it's easy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are israeliteesses so fricking hot.

      For me, it's the Khazar phenotype.
      >hook nose
      >thick eyebrows
      >big ears
      >slopped forehead
      >curled up smile
      >slight Asiatic eyes
      >wavy lips
      And of course huge milkers. If she has all of these, she's my wife.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she is so beautiful its almost unbeleivable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6 at best. Have sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stripper femdom is hot af: the idea of a low-class nasty dirty whorish sex worker domming you and abusing you and and making you her b***hboi. Frick I just want Mikey to be the stripper for my next birthday and gimme a lapdance then bend me over her knee and spank me HARD with her bare hands then put me on a leash and make me bark like a dog then spank me again with my own belt and make me call her "mommy"

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