Why does Shiva make everyone seethe?

Why does Shiva make everyone seethe?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    By seethe do you mean "Become exceedingly aroused?"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Since we have numerical superiority, the best tactic is to attack one by one while the rest wait their turn.
      worst trope ever in all media

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Soul of the Dragon any good/worth a watch?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me is one of the best, but I'm a huge fan of seventies martial arts movies and this one hits all the right spots, from aesthetics to music. Just don't think of it as a Batman movie, he's just the hook to sell the film.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        iti personally thought that movie was _fun_

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she stopped being Jade Canary.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She tried to cure Tim Drake of his homosexuality.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's an evil dommy mommy and it's too hot for most people to handle

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does she? I thought most people like Shiva.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People like Beast from X-men too. Think about why they're mad.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she makes everyone look like a chump.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mommy

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't start threads with an intentionally false premise.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She beat Katana so bad they basically fell in love.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Shiva, she's cool, and the best type of foil you can get for superhero comics: a Cheshire cat of a person who does what she feels like doing that day and being good at it. One day she'll help you, the next one she'll kick your ass.

      Oh hey, that one's mine. What the heck, taking quick requests.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiva getting flustered and blushing over a compliment

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is as flustered as I can imagine Shiva getting.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice!
            Who could have gotten her that flustered, I wonder...

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              David Cain was not only a top tier assassin, his flirting game was off the charts

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shiva if I win this fight....I get to creampie you until you're ready to burst
                >her face when

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                She only agreed to it because the reverse part of the bet also held true

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                WTF is wrong with his right ear.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sweet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiva choking out Stephanie and Cass trying to stop her and Steph is like "no...it's fine..." with a dreamy look on her face"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is this what Tim felt when he discovered Bernard swallows and won't chicken out of taking it up the butt?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Steph spends the rest of the month awkwardly trying to convince Cass to choke her for "training"

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              harder.....harder...harder... TOO HARD!!...harder

              >Do not be alarmed, Cassandra, your blonde friend is unharmed. She even retained enough personal dignity to call me "ma'am" instead of "mommy."

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oyakodon
                >Stop saying that
                >Oyakodon
                >We're not even Japanese!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            harder.....harder...harder... TOO HARD!!...harder

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            God I wish that was me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiva and Cass with Yujiro Hanma backs.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has to go back to her firs appearance look.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I seethe at the fact that she hasn't fucked Richard Dragon to give Cass a kungfu ubermensch little brother.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont mind her

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still want to know what the FUCK DC was thinking with Shiva-saurus at the beginning of new 52.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a whole, Shivasaurus bad, but I think there's an idea somewhere in making her so deadly even her hair can kill.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait, that's Shiva?!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly, yes.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >look lady you can kill as many people with your bare hands as you wish but I draw the line at consensual sex with a sixteen year old.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She makes gymbros seethe by beating up men through sheer skill, even though it's realistic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me when I make shit up.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >appears
    >effortlessly beats the shit out of anyone who tries to fight her
    >refuses to elaborate
    >leaves
    What is there to like about that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      facts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >appears
    >kills Shiva's sister
    >impregnates Shiva
    >raises the child
    >drinks
    What a chad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ackshually Bruce has ANOTHER assassin mentor who's a highly trained operative who he found was actually a bad guy and split ways with
      No wonder this jobber is never adapted and gets downplayed in modern comics. He's a pointless addition. You could've just had Henri Ducard be cass' father.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes anon and Anakin Skywalker was raised in Tatooine, because when an universe feels small and depopulated, that's good!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          David Cain doesn't add shit to the universe, though. Once shiva's revealed as Cass' mother it totally eclipses Cain's role(as wrong as it should be) because she's just much more interesting and people are attached to her. Cain's only role is to be an old sad sack and rot in jail.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't add shit to the universe
            >adds a new Batgirl to the universe
            And no, Ducard couldn't have done it because he's an amoral mercenary, not a fighting autist who assassinates to put in practice his theories.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              again, all he provides is the sperm to make Cass, effectively. Yes she has some daddy issues. She can have those with an established character.
              It's even more pointless with the retcon that he was going to give her to the LoA anyway, or that he had more test subjects. It just makes him a glorified coach.
              >Ducard couldn't have done it because he's an amoral mercenary, not a fighting autist who assassinates to put in practice his theories.
              Because he can't change at all, right? Never mind that Shiva went from being a clear cut hero int he 70's to being an ambiguous anti-hero as per her own creator.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go fuck yourself. David Cain is an interesting character and more important to Cass than Shiva.
                Your argument that he should be erased simply just to have less characters in the universe is absolutely idiotic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look if Cain is reinvented as something more unique than what he is, sure, he can stay. But as is he's just not-Ducard, not-Deathstroke. A redundant character, who best serves his purpose for early cass stories then die.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The thing with Ducard is that he's an amoral pragmatist who's looking at the cape universe from outside. He's good at finding and killing people by any means necessary. That's it, and that's what makes him scary. Anything added to the character, a code, a family, a costume... is a mistake and a fundamental misunderstanding of the character and its function, which is mainly to deconstruct the genre.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cain is fine (or at least pre-New 52 Cain was fine). He's not really comparable to Deathstroke in that he's an explicitly past his prime, broken man and not really trying to be some cool badass.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all he provides is the sperm to make Cass, effectively
                David raised and trained her. All Shiva provided is a womb. She completely abandoned her child until she was already an adult, and has never trained her at all.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It just makes him a glorified coach.
                Bruce is the glorified coach, Cain is the nutjob who thought training a kid to kill before she could speak was a good idea. As a premier supporter of the eugenics theory, he sought out Shiva, specifically to create Cassandra, Cassandra's origin, fighting skills, and difficulty in processing words, was all because of David's insanity and actions. He was the only man insane enough to somehow pursue Shiva to impregnate her and raise her child. Also Shiva doesn't seem the type of person to bother raising a child from birth, Shiva would rather fight and test her own skills than waste her time child rearing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        David Cain has probably been in more comics than Ducard at this point and is more fleshed out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That just means they could have made Ducard more fleshed out by giving him Cain's story.
          It's just pointless for both characters to exist. How many evil childhood friends does Bruce have by now?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people seethe at Shiva?
    I always thought of her as an insanely based batvillain and DC's top MILF

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cassandra's mom has got it going on

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lady ''I got my ass kicked by a child'' Shiva.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tim's retard kung fu is for real, huh?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexual kung fu

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called Batman over training him because he scared he'll get killed like Jason (also writers wanting to make him look cool to readers back then because they hated the Jason). but canon wise actually makes sense Tim being good fighter because Batman would most likely be super careful with him and also he's smart.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If that was the goal, I do not think Batman believed he succeeded.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, I feel like Tim holds back lot because he not violent guy and also still younger so he got while before he's as good as the rest of the Batfamily. Most the time Tim beats people in clever ways than force like King Snake.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I personally believe Tim would kick Jason ass though if he didn't hold back because Jason was never really trained and is very blunt force character but Tim holds back on him I think also Dick would kick both their asses.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I personally believe Tim would kick Jason ass though if he didn't hold back because Jason was never really trained
                Jason's training arcs are glazed over, but he had a lot of training done, even with computers. He didn't die for lack of training, he died because he was taken by surprise.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It always felt written that way to me partly but I guess that true and I guess retroactively the writers so Tim training just be like yo guys see this kid is being train because readers started to question that stuff vs when Dick was around no one cared but Year One changed that. Tim did have the most outside of Batman training which idk if other Robins did when they were Robin.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Batman never makes sense.
            >Best Batgirl works her ass off
            >Is fired by Batman for simple mistake
            >let's a child who can't speak take over.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's insane we barely got any interaction between Huntress and Cass, not just because of the suit connection, but also because she's a kid who needs basic education. Also she doesn't care about her secret ID, which could provide an opening for Huntress to enter the Batfamily inner circle as she always wanted.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think Babs really, really didn't like having a say in who the next Batgirl was going to be. Don't forget, Cass was Babs' #1 helper during NML and lived and worked with Babs for a long time afterward.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah Babs got an ego about Batgirl, I remember her being annoyed when Harley dressed like her and Zero Hour she freaked out over past version of her though Dick was even more pissed about Harley thing.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>Best Batgirl works her ass off
              eh. Cass is more skilled than her, Helena arguably has less training than Tim.
              Also Cass was a grown ass woman originally, she just happened to be childlike.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cass was sixteen when she debuted.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought she was closer to 17/18. She was also drawn more like a woman, too.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cass felt kinda thrown in perfect new character, Helena feels more natural because of her history with Dick and Tim also love her relationship with Tim, they're a fun duo. I never cared for Cass she always felt bland and kinda there.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that Dixon, the guy who turned Tim from a momma's boy to the star kid with all the skill boosts who was able to hold his own...still showed that Dick at the same age was better physically, and Steph, who didn't get any proper training had more potential if she started getting trained at 16.

          If that was the goal, I do not think Batman believed he succeeded.

          oh hey you posted it

          Maybe, I feel like Tim holds back lot because he not violent guy and also still younger so he got while before he's as good as the rest of the Batfamily. Most the time Tim beats people in clever ways than force like King Snake.

          When it comes to fighting, Tim simply does not have that dog in him. He's too pragmatic by nature to ever really be as natural a fighter. You are totally right that he wins by smarts over force, and better yet more elaborate, unorthadox ways of outsmarting people. And that's a perfectly fine niche.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It be nice to see a writer have the characters fight based on how their trained in canon and not because of favorites....rip Steph....if that happened.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP being retarded aside, Shiva makes everyone hard.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women belong in the kitchen

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not drawn that hot or cool and the fight choreography in comics sucks ass.
    I don't understand why anyone likes her or her comics.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She's not drawn that hot or cool and the fight choreography in comics sucks ass.
      Shiva's more about her personality than anything. And she's been drawn hot plenty of times

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget Duke wants to plow Shiva and Shiva seems into it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wants to bang Duke with Cass in attendance so she can learn. Then she’ll watch Cass bang Duke and offer commentary.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shiva doesn't want to lose another one to the homosexuals

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          True

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like Duke/Cass

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So does Shiva

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have that dumb meme pic of Shiva dating Jim Gordon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... you know, I dig it. Dunno why, but it clicks somehow.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gordon has bad taste in women, makes sense.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now post the other Shiva / Gordon pic. You know... the other one

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unpopular opinion but Shiva and to a lesser extent Cass should have their asses kicked MORE because being an unassailable god is stupid amongst street level heroes, but it should always be a struggle to do so and when they lose they should come back stronger and beat their foe because being a master martial artist is not about being reaching a level of being unbeatable but instead is about adopting a lifestyle of self-discipline and adaption.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiva is a narrative foil, not a character. And Cass deal is not about being the best, is about her struggling with her violent upbringing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiva is definitely a character, she's got far too much history with most bat characters to be just a narrative foil. Cass as a character is much more flat because she always is reduced to kung fu girl.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ass as a character is much more flat because she always is reduced to kung fu girl.
          Nigga, read Batgirl v.1

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Irrelevant in a post DiDio DC.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is talking about modern DC retard. Batgirl v1 gave Cassandra a full character, modern writers just regulate her to "badass martial arts quiet girl." We don't get stories like the one about her and Kon, and when was the last time her relationship with her father came up?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This why Helena should've stay as Batgirl, Cass could be new Huntress in the background just looking cool LMAO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine with them losing, but a lot of times they're used to build up other characters when they lose, and that's a problem.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's fair, it shouldn't be done in a jobbing way just to establish a new guy as a badass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this, they feel like Mary Sues sometimes but fanboys spreg when they do get their asses kicked. Late 80's Batman, Daredevil, Question, and Green Arrow should be the standard for street level heroes when comes to getting their asses kicked because boy they got their asses kicked a lot, hell even Punisher got beat up lot before they made him like insanely op.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this, they feel like Mary Sues sometimes but fanboys spreg when they do get their asses kicked. Late 80's Batman, Daredevil, Question, and Green Arrow should be the standard for street level heroes when comes to getting their asses kicked because boy they got their asses kicked a lot, hell even Punisher got beat up lot before they made him like insanely op.

      If you actually read the fucking comics instead of just reading their power sets on wikipedias you'd realize that Cass loses a lot. Like a lot a lot. Less so in physical confrontation but the book actually used her biggest weaknesses against her. Most of her victories ended up being Pyrrhic and the best writers knew to make her struggles about more than just punching and kicking.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blame her fanbase.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I blame idiots like you who don't read comics

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her fans make her out like she an perfect character, also she pretty irreverent outside of her own book and in other books she miss perfect say for that one Robin run.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              She was mostly treated like a weirdo in other books, when she actually appeared outside of her title.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Fans don't like when character isn't written in character
              Wow. Shock and fucking awe. You're an idiot.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like when?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shiva never really had an define look like I get she doesn't wear a villain costume but even other non-costume villains have define look to them like Zasz or Ra's, Shiva always looks different besides the color red.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her iconic modern look is literally in the OP.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks different everytime an artist draws it, kinda like Two Face face and suit but not in a cool way like that but boring way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She need to go back to the pirate look.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First time I've ever seen Shiva as a kid was in Hush
    >Kicks Catwoman ass
    >Leaves
    >Me: this character sucks
    >Second time I see her in Robin mini as a kid
    >Shows up messes with Robin acts like a weird bitch
    >Leaves
    >Me: This character sucks
    Yeah she not a good villain she's boring she just ooh crazy fight lady even as a kid I realize that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beating up Selina and refusing to elaborate is dangerously based, though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Later I read Question as a kid
      >She shows up, fucks with Vic and leaves
      >Me: this character sucks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats you read two of her worst outings precisely for the reason she comes off just like that

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she's so cool why doesn't she sex?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cass wasn't born from a pod, you know.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game Sifu, but you're Shiva.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oyakodon with Shiva and Cass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they good cooks or what? Why that dish?

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me is her kidnappeable sister, Carolyn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hypothetically could I hold Carolyn hostage to make Shiva strip for me?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiva would probably just kill you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but make it so that you keep your distance, preferably thousands of miles apart. She will eventually find and kill you, of course. Before that she might give you a very detailed description about how she's gonna off you while she's stripping.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish more Batman comics would play up that he is only a very GOOD martial artist and is not counted among the pinnacle. He should absolutely shit himself realizing he has to go up against Shiva, or Bronze Tiger, for example, because while he had to learn dozens of different skills and master them to become Batman, they devoted every ounce of focus to becoming fighters.

    To stand a chance against Shiva he should need to rely heavily on his tools, his theatrics and misdirection, and taking advantage of their environment to skew the odds. If there's ever a point he has to throw hands with her or her peers without extra fuckery on his side, he should be completely overwhelmed.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Shiva/Cass be able to beat pic related though?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cass and Shiva probably have demon back muscles.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to impregnat lady shiva

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't we all?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't we all?

      I want to impregnate Lady Shiva's daughter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Revealing Cass as Shiva's daughter was literally the worst retcon of the 00s.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol no

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The last writer to use Shiva for Shiva's sake was Gail Simone in the mid 00s. Ever since Rebirth she's only been used for her relationship to Cass.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very boring and over hyped and over shilled. I think it's kind of annoying to have the supposed best martial artist in the universe be so boring and dull, she has no great story or origin or personality, she doesn't even look cool or have a consistent design. Just some random asian bitch. She only really exists to cater to Denny O'Neil's fetishes which aren't really as interesting as other writers fetishes.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if Cinemaphilemblr gets mad at me for this one, having a best hand-to-hand fighter be a woman is fucking retarded.

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