why does this scene trigger?

why does this scene trigger Cinemaphile so much?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In real life blacks haven't invented anything

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    um.... synapses already work collectively?

    Hulkbros, I know how to respond without sounding mad, this chick belongs on r/iamverysmart

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >synapses already work collectively
      This. Nu-scifi is written by morons who should stay away from technobabble.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right but how would they sneak le edgy communism shilling in otherwise?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bypassed the compressor!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/gIGgniW.jpg

      why does this scene trigger Cinemaphile so much?

      >le girl with no context outdoes the established hero

      So tired of that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its called Power Creep.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bait
          It is obviously because the writers decided "we need a smart girl" and shoehorned it in. It would be alright if there was some background, the "chuds" here wouldn't have such a strong argument. It would be alright also if r*dditors just admitted it and said "yeah, we want to see more smart girls and smart black people because sexism and racism bad".

          However, as it stands, it is cringe.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nooooooooo why is that character not white. Aaahh we're being genocided
            This is what you sound like chud

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >random crook's daughter
          >oh no wait she's a genius that can design a quantum realm telescope

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She pissed me off, really ruined Antman 3.
            Well, a lot of things ruined it, but she was up there.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Is that a woman on a TV show. Aaaahhh I'm going insane

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that supposed to be Antmans daughter? I only saw the first two. The whole Jonathan Majors thing really makes that movie seem pointless to watch now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bypass the compressor
      >now some gas or liquid that should be compressed is no longer being compressed

      It’s like going up to a hydraulic machine and bypassing the pump

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's a joke
    A black guy takes an IQ test and it says he has 150 IQ.
    The joke is that in order for him to claim that he's smart, he has to acknowledge that IQ works and therefore Black folks are dumb due to low average IQ.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you have felt if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    50% of them aged 18-50 (or something like that) also have an STD.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah are you implying STD is a bad thing? That's a very homophobic way of thinking.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >triggered white Bois ITT as expected

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone please respond

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lowercase w shows you are weak and insecure

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally laughed out loud the first time they showed Wankanda in the MCU.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Skyscrapers
      >but they have thatched roofs so we know its Africa
      It's so hilariously obvious it was written by American progressives that have never been to Africa in their lives so they just did "what if the Iron Age tribals I saw in that National Geographic documentary I watched twenty years ago were a superpower"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it seemed racist as frick to me
      I only saw infinity war but they fight with hide shields and spears and wear grass skirts despite being "super advanced", they are also just pretty much used as cannon fodder at the end

      I didn't really get it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The grass is probably carbon fiber with antigravity properties or some ridiculous horseshit.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I bypassed the compressor!
    Shittily written characters draw the ire of all intelligent kino connoisseurs. Her biological phenotype has nothing to do with my antipathy’s.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's woke garbage dialogue.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    But did they have breakfast this morning?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      [...]

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But what if she didn't have breakfast?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon all joking aside I think it's clear that woman genuinely doesn't know what it's like to not have breakfast

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And probably second breakfast!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand
          I had breakfast this morning

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It was me.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    black, woman and intelligent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pick 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        black woman obviously

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is calling a white man a 'colonizer' racist?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't be racist against white people, anon

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I'm not ugly but here's why everyone thinks I'm ugly

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because shuri is a hack that's supposed to be the smartest in the mcu without "earning" it. Tony stark at least had the excuse of being the son of Howard, an inventor and then working years in his company. Shuri is smart just because and is never been shown to fail and then improve like tony did.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did Howard "earn it" incel?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because smug condescension from a people with future tech isn't a good look. Imagine if mr fantastic acted like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally how Tony Stank acts though and Rocket the racoon and Starlord. You're just seething because of she's black and a woman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in those characters they are properly considered to be flaws by the framing of the movie, dialogue with other characters and plot points across (a) movie(s) in which this trait backfires on them, proving it to be a flaw
        in the Black personwoman it is not shot as a flaw, it is never referred to as a flaw by other characters or shown to be through interactions, and it never comes back to bite her in the ass

        it is peak rules for thee but not for me, you disingenuous twat

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those character's are portrayed and reacted to as ass holes when they are being dicks though. Meanwhile Twitter activists are acting like this negress putting down Bruce banner for something he didn't have a hand in at all is worthy of applause "yaaas qweeenz slaaaay" bullshit

          NTA but you guys are so clueless, she's literally portrayed to be a brat in her movies. She condescends T'Challa as well and is called out by M'Baku for being disrespectful of traditions. Her personality is the know it all precocious youth, a common fricking trope.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those character's are portrayed and reacted to as ass holes when they are being dicks though. Meanwhile Twitter activists are acting like this negress putting down Bruce banner for something he didn't have a hand in at all is worthy of applause "yaaas qweeenz slaaaay" bullshit

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how would you have felt if you reprogrammed the synapses to work collectively?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't post them, but the 5gum webms.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because of how lazy it is.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony and Banner literally made an artifical sentient being with the soul stone that could also wield Thor's hammer. Shuri never made anything that advanced. If nothing else, she deserves to be a bit smug for correcting an oversight but still may even remotely respectful for the accomplishment.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Also the avengers saving the earth while
      Wakanda did nothing.

      (Also it was not the soul stone. It was the mind stone)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My fault. I get those goofy pebbles all messed up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of it is real bro. It wasn't a documentary

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Objective, rational linear thinking
    they had to add 'linear' to imply there's something wrong with 'objective, rational'

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They do think there is something wrong with being objective and rational.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's stupid.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because its such a fantasy.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Wakanda so heckin evil?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a minority or female character that is just intelligent, and that's it? No scene where she is underestimated by a heckin' racist white malerino and proves him wrong, no "tee hee, silly boy, don't you know I am a stronk powerful transfolk of color and everything you can do I can do better".

    I can't think of any besides the meme not Mary Sues from decades ago like Ripley from Alien.

    The irony is genuinely intelligent women are usually white or asian and tend to be conservative and very reasonable and logical, not screeching "feminists" who get offended by someone explaining something to them. Where I work, I basically have to constantly look over people's shoulders and give them pointers, for purely practical reasons, men can deal with this fine. Sometimes they will say "I know" and I'll say "just a reminder". However women always take it personally and I have to meticulously explain to them it is not personal, that in order to be efficient and learn quickly it is better if I just make a quick comment, that eventually I won't have to look over their shoulder. I don't think I have met a woman who has never had a breakdown over it. It is obviously because mass media and society promotes this narcissistic entitlement complex.

    The irony is I was on the receiving end once, with an old hispanic lady telling me "don't do this, don't do that" and I just get on with it. I was there to learn, and I did. I basically copy her mannerisms.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice blog chud

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's like saying
    >Why didn't you think about designing a faster car?
    to someone that wants to make a fast car
    which is categorically moronic even by capeshit standards.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why did you take the clot shot?
    >because we were told to and it immunizes against...
    >I'm sure you did your best

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like hulk actor
    Vaguely comic book film sounding script
    Black person
    Guess this is wakanda / black panther or whatever that film is called
    1) I don't watch low IQ comic book slop
    2) I don't watch DEI slop
    Not triggered by whatever this shit is, OP

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Most of these are good values that many other civilizations in ancient times (before European civilization) also shared

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't she reprogram buckpanthers prolapsed anus to collect welfare and cure cancer ?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The human brain has 100 trillion synapses. They ALWAYS work collectively. ALWAYS! Can you imagine how long it would take if they worked one at a time? You would suffocate before your brain stem told your lungs to breathe in.

    Do Marvel fanboys know what synapses are?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do black people hate winter?
    cause sleeeeeeeeeit

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause she's shitting on a guy who has no education in robotics/ AI development why he didn't do something while trying to help his friend who needed saving. The man simply tried his best seeing how there was no else around at the time to help him. This attempt at comedy falls flat when you understand the context of the situation

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's just annoying that mainstream media seems to only be able to make smart/strong while if they are condesending towards men
    same with peach in the beginning of the mario movie

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Everyone has to start somewhere. Difference is white people moved on and advanced and you subhuman shitskins didn't.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it has a nig in it

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its one the new movie tropes, Black Science girl.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how would you react if it was a white girl?

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >actually I think Asian women are the most beautiful.
    >chimp noises intensify.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post is about a fictional character from a cape shit movie
    >it triggers 4chud so hard they start playing expert in archeology, history, sociology, economics, politics
    Kek

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're synapses, they already do that. What a moronic Black person, and Banner is just as moronic.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >NMAAHC = National Museum of African American History and Culture
    Damn would love to see the unbiased version for black people

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it is fiction already and whats wrong with giving black people good role models to look up to?
    its better than to tell them that they are inferiour which just means they wont ever try to become better
    i met tons of smart black people irl who played vidya and watched anime just like i do
    smarted kid in our job school was a black student too because he was a migrant and tried to make something out of himself
    i still see him from time to time and greet him on the street

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whats wrong with giving black people good role models to look up to?
      Ameriblacks don't look up to such characters, and Africans don't give a shit about american slop to begin with, so this is a non-argument.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ameriblacks don't look up to such characters

        how would you know? did you ask them personaly?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just look at the media they consume. They vote with their wallets like anyone else

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you mean rap music? thats mostly listened to by white folks most of my black friends listen to anime openings and vidya osts

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because when it was obviously written by morons for morons, it doesn't make it less bad

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What I find interesting about Wakanda is that asteroid of vibranium is the only thing that made them advance so quickly it makes no sense. They don't have beasts of burden to be their first "machines" to improve workloads which allows for more specialization as less people need to farm which is how civilization forms or you get lucky like those in Central and South America where it could provide easily for humans and allow for a civilization to form anyways.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry for not doing my best, she-Black person, you see I was kind of rushed and had this god and another guy fighting over my head while I was working and blowing up most of my equipment and I managed to do it anyway so shut the frick up you stupid gorilla

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the first image look like Jim Carrey in black face?

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1.) What does she mean by "reprogram"? How do you program synapses in the first place?
    2) What does she mean by "collectively"? Does she mean that all synapses fire at once? That would not be a good thing for any organism.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From each synapse according to its ability. To each synapse according to its need.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly because we keep getting pummeled with shitty characters and because they are so poorly written they have to shove it in our faces THEY ARE VERY SMART with scenes like this

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb writers trying to write genius characters + simplistic "solution" that makes no sense and is really just a Twitter discourse-level gotcha

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

    >muh smart blacks

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this movie for the first time a few weeks ago and only felt a slight twinge of annoyance at this but forgot the line like 5 seconds later

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >There was a time they said Japan can't industrialize.
    Japan also got their shit together and industrialized in record time after they they were humiliated by Commodore Chandler Bing and realized how stagnant Tokugawa autism had made them and didn't make up a bunch of philosophical cope about how not being moronic and shiftless is wypipo supremacism.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because blacks couldn’t figure out two wooden circles on a stick before the white colonists came by.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how you morons don't see the irony of transforming some capeshit scene to a discussion about le blacks. Triggered af.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LE EBIN BLAKK GIRLBOSS
    Gee, I wonder.

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