It was made in 2006. Offices hadn't really changed that much visually compared to the early 90s and television sets tend to look dated the moment the show comes out anyways. Also its set in britain so it looks different compared to american shows anyways.
Took me like 5 minutes to find it on google.
https://archive.org/details/the-it-crowd-us-pilot
that same line is used in the original, Roy says have you tried turning it off and on again and a few moments later moss picks up the phone and asks, have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot
they were lazy fricks.
basically tried to do a 1:1 copy, but ruined all the jokes.
they got fricking moss for it, should had made a continuation, about him being reasingned to the american branch.
British people are in constant denial of their own weather for some reason. >we don't need air conditioning, it's too cold here anyway! >deadly heat wave every single year >we don't need to water our grass, it never stops raining! >stops raining in the summer every single year
I live in a state that has the sun anon. Your dingy, rainy island is an absurd place and it changes how you people look and behave.
Most Americans that drone on about UK weather have never been here. As with most things their entire worldview is informed by a narrow set of stereotypes. Truly a most moronic people.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's true of non-Americans who talk about America, too, but they'll never admit it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not him but yeah it's a vicious circle. Same shit happens with China.
>uk ppl on TV tust have a generally average appearance. like they are healthy but don't take excessive care of themselves
Ftfy
Americans literally won't cast you unless you've had plastic surgery (cosmetic or troony version)
British entertainment (at the time) was about 10 years behind America in terms of production quality. The Office (UK) also looks a lot older than it really is.
This. It was right at that time when camera tech was changing, so only US productions really had the latest gear. It was the same for Australian stuff and some Canadian stuff. Things only really normalized to the new level around 2010ish
Wouldn't say it looks early 90s, but it does look like 1998-2001 in US terms, ya bloody zoomer
Last year she made a TV show for Australian Paramount where she's a divorced lawyer who goes around making a frick list.
She's barely shown in lingerie, let alone nudes.
Such a disappointment. Show was mediocre fillter for middle aged women as well.
This. It was right at that time when camera tech was changing, so only US productions really had the latest gear. It was the same for Australian stuff and some Canadian stuff. Things only really normalized to the new level around 2010ish
Wouldn't say it looks early 90s, but it does look like 1998-2001 in US terms, ya bloody zoomer
>only US productions really had the latest gear
That's not true, the UK office was intentionally made to look drab and dreary because it was trying to get across the feeling of being stuck in a shitty dingy office building that hasn't been renovated since the invention of fluorescent light tubes
This. It was right at that time when camera tech was changing, so only US productions really had the latest gear. It was the same for Australian stuff and some Canadian stuff. Things only really normalized to the new level around 2010ish
Wouldn't say it looks early 90s, but it does look like 1998-2001 in US terms, ya bloody zoomer
Plus it was a channel 4 show in the early 2000s, I doubt they had the budget to make it look better than SD.
>Why does this show look like it's from the early 90s?
It doesn't. You wouldn't have had a mulatto freak like that on television in the 90s. It was a better time.
First because she's obtainably attractive, but also from her appearances on game/panel shows and interviews and shit she has an innate cuteness about her personality that comes through in her acting
First because she's obtainably attractive, but also from her appearances on game/panel shows and interviews and shit she has an innate cuteness about her personality that comes through in her acting
Jen is the woman that accidentally becomes your wife because you got drunk and shagged her at the office party. You convince yourself that you should go for it and she's not getting that many better offers and she at least knows she doesn't need to do any extra work to keep you around. After a few months of dating, months because your both in your late 30s and she's thinking it's now or never for kids and you're thinking it's either this or suicide you pop the question and of course she says yes. The wedding goes off and it's full of work colleagues, some family friends if any of you still have any left and parents who both have a tone of about fricking time rather than I'm so happy for you in every single one of their looks. After the holiday to a budget approved location, most likely somewhere in Spain it's back to work, only now you're both sporting double-barrelled surnames. Then the long march of work-home-tv-love island-occasional sex-sleep begins and carries on for a couple of years. Of course you're both trying to get those kids out but your guys don't wanna play ball and her womb is looking more barren than the fridge does on friday evening but on the off chance the ivf works at least you get 9 months of constant moaning complaints, baby parent panic and existential dread to take your mind off the fact that both of you are pretty miserable at the moment. The baby is finally here and the parents finally get that loving look on their faces you haven't seen since you turned 15 and things are pretty good for a few months besides her post-partum depression obviously. Either way, you've done the job, you have your heir and she has an actual reason to live for say another 20 years or so. You can stick it out now on that march together, just make sure the arguments don't get too crazy, no-fault divorces were recently made legal, and you don't need to be in courts at this age. Stick the telly on dear, Love Island Series 72 is about to start.
If you're a man it's fine, dudes in their 30's can still easily get girls in their 20's, I'm 32 and currently chatting to a 24 year old who I'm pretty sure is keen
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
you can still beta for a woman up to 10 years younger than you.
honestly though shit's getting so expensive I'm practically tuning out of society. give me a box of tendies a day, 1gbps internet and porn in a shitbox flat and I'm fine.
Have you ever read The Life of Lazarillo de Tormes? It's pretty much that, but with an average man in his 30s in a first world country instead of a servant kid in 17th century Spain.
yeah it's weird, right? it's something about the way she acts. also her calves. i like strong calves
First because she's obtainably attractive, but also from her appearances on game/panel shows and interviews and shit she has an innate cuteness about her personality that comes through in her acting
[...]
Jen is the woman that accidentally becomes your wife because you got drunk and shagged her at the office party. You convince yourself that you should go for it and she's not getting that many better offers and she at least knows she doesn't need to do any extra work to keep you around. After a few months of dating, months because your both in your late 30s and she's thinking it's now or never for kids and you're thinking it's either this or suicide you pop the question and of course she says yes. The wedding goes off and it's full of work colleagues, some family friends if any of you still have any left and parents who both have a tone of about fricking time rather than I'm so happy for you in every single one of their looks. After the holiday to a budget approved location, most likely somewhere in Spain it's back to work, only now you're both sporting double-barrelled surnames. Then the long march of work-home-tv-love island-occasional sex-sleep begins and carries on for a couple of years. Of course you're both trying to get those kids out but your guys don't wanna play ball and her womb is looking more barren than the fridge does on friday evening but on the off chance the ivf works at least you get 9 months of constant moaning complaints, baby parent panic and existential dread to take your mind off the fact that both of you are pretty miserable at the moment. The baby is finally here and the parents finally get that loving look on their faces you haven't seen since you turned 15 and things are pretty good for a few months besides her post-partum depression obviously. Either way, you've done the job, you have your heir and she has an actual reason to live for say another 20 years or so. You can stick it out now on that march together, just make sure the arguments don't get too crazy, no-fault divorces were recently made legal, and you don't need to be in courts at this age. Stick the telly on dear, Love Island Series 72 is about to start.
That might be Jen, but Katherine Parkinson is a legit cutie and proper wife material
Toast...thought I could smell cheap aftershave and bullshit
It had the same type of shit surface level nerd humour as Big Bang theory but always got praised. I never understood why besides burgers wanting to look cultured and different by enjoying British shows.
Because the creator intentionally wanted to make an older style sitcom with a live audience and 3 camera set up rather than the single camera sitcoms everyone was doing at the time
All I remember from this show is that the nerd mulatto and the Irish frick made out to hide from the police. It was like a minute long sequence. Oh and a troony joke. Very progressive show.
And yet the thought of trannies existing was put into the minds of the audience. You should read the propaganda manifest made by the gays in the 80s-90s on how to make homos accepted by the normies. Simply mentioning gay shit or making it a joke was one of the steps. After the jokes came more serious homosexual characters like the one on Glee who basically brainwashed an entire generation of teens to love homosex. It's a very interesting read. So yes before the troonygate, they were the butt of the joke but it was done on purpose.
Yeah dude. What are these shadows and cave you're talking about. Don't be a schizo, come sit and watch the pretty images on the wall.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/After_the_Ball_(Kirk_and_Madsen_book)
One book by two literally who's has dictated all societal change over the past thirty years. Yes.
You mean to tell me Graham Linehan. One of the most anti-trans people in the world today. The man who is so obsessed with fricking over trannies he pretended to be trans on a dating site and started catfishing them. The man who has been irrevocably cancelled for his anti-trans beliefs...
Was secretly pushing a pro-trans agenda.
Mind BLOWN!
interesting, it would explain all the crossdressing jokes and movies in the 80s and 90s
having said that, assuming there's a correlation, it doesn't mean that all or most of it was done maliciously
Isn't the creator of IT crowd a canceled "homophobe"?
>Moss and Roy having to kiss to avoid the cops is clearly played as a joke and both characters are less than pleased about it >"T-THIS SOMETHING THATS MEANT TO TURN GAYS ON!"
No, it's meant to eventually make you accept pederasty. Images are very powerful. You got duped and you don't even know it. Read
And yet the thought of trannies existing was put into the minds of the audience. You should read the propaganda manifest made by the gays in the 80s-90s on how to make homos accepted by the normies. Simply mentioning gay shit or making it a joke was one of the steps. After the jokes came more serious homosexual characters like the one on Glee who basically brainwashed an entire generation of teens to love homosex. It's a very interesting read. So yes before the troonygate, they were the butt of the joke but it was done on purpose.
>"Trannies could be here" he thought, "I've never been to this board before. There could be trannies anywhere". The cool wind felt good against his bare testicles. "I HATE TRANNIES" he thought. Dude Looks Like a Lady reverberated his entire bedroom, making it pulsate even as the £2 Tesco Cider circulated through his veins and washed away his (merited) fear of surgery after dark. "With an anonymous forum you can post anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.
well i am crossposting on /LULZ/ right now and it's full of trannies
the notion that they wouldn't crosspost on Cinemaphile is laughable
not to mention, you know, /lgbt/, a board entirely dedicated to trannies one click away
Trannies <1% of the population in most countries. Its unlikely that literally everyone who disagrees with you spamming offtopic crap is one of them. You're either underage or legitimately insane.
look at the fricking catalog and repeat that you degenerate moron. Trannies live on the internet, thus we have to deal with their shit on the daily.
2 years ago
Anonymous
All I see on the catalogue is a bunch of Cinemaphile autists crying about trannies and Black folk every single fricking day without fail. Not a day goes by when they aren't shitting their britches like the thin skinned little c**ts they are.
It's a genuine obsession.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>a bunch of Cinemaphile autists crying about trannies and Black folk every single fricking day
feels good man
2 years ago
Anonymous
it is the law of lowest common denominator anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
so you admit that they are everywhere, but just not tolerating them is being "thin skinned"
It's not like it's constant threads about gnomes in the Amazon forest or anything, you just accepted trannies and Black folks, other people haven't
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's got to the point where it's ruined the board. There is no board culture any more that isn't that because these "people" have replaced their entire personalities with that. This shit has single handedly made Cinemaphile and fricking /x/ look more intelligent, reasonable and sane than Cinemaphile.
2 years ago
Anonymous
well i agree but at this point the subject of the board, tv and films, are ruined too
and it's just gonna get worse
2 years ago
Anonymous
Only because you focus on that angle of it and look for nothing else. You have replaced your entire personality with this meme "culture war" fisher price bullshit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
that's just cope
the reality is tv and films aren't made for us anymore, might as well quit your hobby
you can play make believe only so far
when your product is not only not made for you but constantly reminds you of how bad you are, then it's time to move on, not adapt to it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just...don't watch those films then. They're not the only films being made. Expand your taste, look at non-American films (American cinema been shite for a lot longer than this woke crusade anyway).
Why focus entirely on the shit you don't like?
2 years ago
Anonymous
some people do that, hence the surge of asianposting and tranimeposting, but still the board will be filled with complaints about the "normal" stuff, if the "normal" stuff becomes abhorrent, it's unavoidable
And to be honest, unerstandable
2 years ago
Anonymous
>hence the surge of asianposting and tranimeposting
That's always been here. I know full well because it's one of the main reasons I've always come here (can't find discussion of good Chinese cinema anywhere else) and there's certainly been no surge in it.
But if people want to cry because their superhero films have blacks in them then I'll say to them exactly what they said to crying gays and minorities when they were screaming about representation
"Make your own then"
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'll say to them exactly what they said to crying gays and minorities when they were screaming about representation >"Make your own then"
but they did not, they took over your media, without letting you have any old media for you
you make no sense
you might have gone insane trying to cope with the new normal
2 years ago
Anonymous
>having a slightly larger minority of characters be non-whites is the same as there being no media >movies should not reflect reality
2 years ago
Anonymous
they're putting Black folks in LOTR, just stop posting, it's embarassing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The Black that keeps getting reposted happens to be Lenny Henry who's a legendary BRITISH comedian who has more right to star in a show about BRITISH mythology than the silly little Americans crying about it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
who gives a hoot?
Fantastic reading comprehension, anon.
ok genius, what am I missing, enlighten us
2 years ago
Anonymous
People who realise British people have more of a right to this material than fricking burgermutts. Do you not agree?
2 years ago
Anonymous
i do not agree seeing how the Black is a Black and not britshit
2 years ago
Anonymous
>they took over "your" media
I don't have any more ownership of this media than gay or black people who grew up with it. Why should you or me have any particular say in the direction it goes? Especially with Marvel considering the comic creators were doing this kind of thing in the fricking 70s.
These posts were made by dirty troony fingers
2 years ago
Anonymous
>they took over "your" media
I don't have any more ownership of this media than gay or black people who grew up with it. Why should you or me have any particular say in the direction it goes? Especially with Marvel considering the comic creators were doing this kind of thing in the fricking 70s.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you're too far gone, not to wanna be clichè but you probably also let your wife have intercourse with other men
unless this is a larp
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it is now considered insane on Cinemaphile to realise that not everything is about ME ME ME >being virulently racist and an all around obsessed weirdo c**t is absolutely sane and not at all unhinged
i do not agree seeing how the Black is a Black and not britshit
I think us British will decide who's British and not illiterate dog fricking Americans. Thanks.
2 years ago
Anonymous
good job, your dropped the act by replying to two different posts at the same time
enjoy the BBC bruv, while eating fish n chips in between sessions
2 years ago
Anonymous
Americans really are as stupid and loud as the stereotypes portray. I wasn't putting on any fricking act you schizo. Every opinion I posited before was mine. Nothing to hide regarding this conversation.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why don't you try going outside instead? I live in a city of a million people and I've only ever seen two trannies. I visit Cinemaphile to have a laff, not to take it seriously.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>i live in a city of 50 million and i ever only saw 1 furry so they must not be real or focusing their attention to the internet
I'm originally from /LULZ/. It was super comfy, with people talking about feelings and daily life stuff. At some point it became focused on penises and whatnot, so I left. I miss my home board.
me too robotbro
People on here don't know how easy they have it
And what's even sadder is that it was the comfiest board ever circa 2014-15, with so many memes and daily threads nothing ever came or can come close.
What a shame.
I miss that board so much fren. It could be used to vent too, with many robots chiming in no matter the subject. There was also the "neet vs. wagecuck" daily wars, which would literally make me cry of laughter.
there was so many wholesome things, just a quick incomplete list off the top of my tongue: >NEETposting >FATposting >tendieposting >COMFYposting >peepeepoopooposting >greentexting about anecdoctes >tfwnogf >lookwhoisfinallyoutofhiscave! >roastieposting >justbeeyourselfposting
and many more i can't even remember
the closest we got since then is some glimpses of refugees and /qa/posting
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pretty much all of that is gone now. It became a porn board, like so many others. I'm gonna try make a robot-themed thread later, just to see how it goes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
if u wanna try that, make a 30+ thread as my /comfy/ thread currently up is dead
2 years ago
Anonymous
>my /comfy/ thread currently up is dead
Damn, I think I saw that one. That board has really changed.
That's why I love Cinemaphile. It can't be ruined because it's already terrible. This is the worst board on the site so it's also the best board on the site.
Not even close. Office UK is perfectly awkward with dry humour and utterly dreary like actual office work
Office US is a cartoon show with wacky antics and in your face "LAUGH PEASANTS" moments.
Also, now do the other ones they remade:
Big Brother
The Inbetweeners
Red Dwarf
Steptoe and Son (Sandford and Son)
Who wants to be a millionaire
House of Cards
All massively inferior to what came before.
Office UK is just actually depressing and Ricky Gervais is an obnoxious c**t who ruins every scene his in. I've never seen the British versions of any of those other shows, so I can't comment on them.
Typical American mentality, just because a show has a billion episodes doesn't make it better than a show with twelve.
Where did I say it was better because of the number of episodes? It's better because Office UK is shit.
Completely disagree. Regarding Gervais the only other show of his that was good was Extras but a lot of that was the fricking ridiculous cameos it had. Best one's still Ross Kemp.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah the best was Ian McKellen explaining acting
2 years ago
Anonymous
I always remembered that as Patrick Stewart for some reason but he was the one that just got really horny wasn't he?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah Patrick Stewart was good too, he kept talking about a movie he wanted to make where he has psychic powers and uses them to remove women's cloths
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nothing will top Ross Kemp for me though >SUPER >ARMY >SOLDIERS
British are serfs
Didn't they try to make an American version with Joel McHale?
Yes, and he got cancelled after 1 episode. I dont even think you can find that single episode anywhere
It was made in 2006. Offices hadn't really changed that much visually compared to the early 90s and television sets tend to look dated the moment the show comes out anyways. Also its set in britain so it looks different compared to american shows anyways.
Took me like 5 minutes to find it on google.
https://archive.org/details/the-it-crowd-us-pilot
Same script with an American cast EXCEPT Richard Aeyode is still there in the same role as Moss. Fricking bizzare.
>have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
This shit is fuking unwatchable
that same line is used in the original, Roy says have you tried turning it off and on again and a few moments later moss picks up the phone and asks, have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot
>got cancelled after 1 episode
That's called a pilot episode dumbass, it didn't get cancelled the pilot just didn't get picked up for a full series
Remember what they stole from you.
they were lazy fricks.
basically tried to do a 1:1 copy, but ruined all the jokes.
they got fricking moss for it, should had made a continuation, about him being reasingned to the american branch.
Is that Jessica St. Clair as Jen?
Anon, it was fricking awful. Even worse than the American version of The Inbetweeners. Frick that was bad
>BUS TURDS
Jesus.
I like how they couldn't figure out how the frick to do an American version of Moss so they just got Richard Ayoade to do it again
Where can you even see this properly? I can only find short clips
Joel McHale was very nearly tied to this Bazinga garbage instead of Community
They're the same level of quality.
this was the unfunniest dogshit I've ever had the displeasure of watching, I gave it 4 episodes and it just continued to get worse
the thing about the IT crowd is,they always just try to walk it on in
try black books
i finished it crowd the other week and have moved on to this. its better.
Because you’re an idiot zoomer
uk ppl just have a generally dingy appearance. like they are unhealthy and don't take good care of themselves.
if you're an american saying that, that's the most ironic thing i've ever heard in my life
I live in a state that has the sun anon. Your dingy, rainy island is an absurd place and it changes how you people look and behave.
>rainy island
i fricking wish
hasn't rained for nearly 2 months here, neighbour's lawn is fricking nuked because they can't be bothered to water it
British people are in constant denial of their own weather for some reason.
>we don't need air conditioning, it's too cold here anyway!
>deadly heat wave every single year
>we don't need to water our grass, it never stops raining!
>stops raining in the summer every single year
all exaggerated, brits just like complaining
national pasttime
Most Americans that drone on about UK weather have never been here. As with most things their entire worldview is informed by a narrow set of stereotypes. Truly a most moronic people.
That's true of non-Americans who talk about America, too, but they'll never admit it.
Not him but yeah it's a vicious circle. Same shit happens with China.
>uk ppl on TV tust have a generally average appearance. like they are healthy but don't take excessive care of themselves
Ftfy
Americans literally won't cast you unless you've had plastic surgery (cosmetic or troony version)
That's a big turtle
yes
Shot on VHS.
>FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>GOD DAMN THESE ELECTRIC SEX PANTS!
>SPEAK PRIEST!!!
Matt Berry is so underappreciated.
THERE'S SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR
Some kind of homosexual department?
British entertainment (at the time) was about 10 years behind America in terms of production quality. The Office (UK) also looks a lot older than it really is.
This. It was right at that time when camera tech was changing, so only US productions really had the latest gear. It was the same for Australian stuff and some Canadian stuff. Things only really normalized to the new level around 2010ish
Wouldn't say it looks early 90s, but it does look like 1998-2001 in US terms, ya bloody zoomer
This moment is the funniest part of the entire series.
>Why do I find Katherine Parkinson intolerably attractive?
Because she's a randy slag lookin' for a shag.
Yeah she looks like she’d be down for some filthy shit
Last year she made a TV show for Australian Paramount where she's a divorced lawyer who goes around making a frick list.
She's barely shown in lingerie, let alone nudes.
Such a disappointment. Show was mediocre fillter for middle aged women as well.
I wanna be on her frick list so bad
don't even fricking say that I've seen your basketball games from ten years ago shit looks like it was shot in the 90s stop with that bullshit
your haven't even seen pussy in your life so who cares about basketball 10 years ago
end yourself before you bend yourself
>only US productions really had the latest gear
That's not true, the UK office was intentionally made to look drab and dreary because it was trying to get across the feeling of being stuck in a shitty dingy office building that hasn't been renovated since the invention of fluorescent light tubes
Plus it was a channel 4 show in the early 2000s, I doubt they had the budget to make it look better than SD.
>Why does this show look like it's from the early 90s?
It doesn't. You wouldn't have had a mulatto freak like that on television in the 90s. It was a better time.
>being this moronic.
You have some respect for blacks that aren’t Black folk you fricking zoom zoom.
>You wouldn't have had a mulatto freak like that on television in the 90s
Typical BBC, promoting the "he's his own dad" agenda.
ITS COLD OUTSIDE
Why would i care if this show used to be about Iran?
A woman being from Iran seemed like such a novel concept back then
The actress was super hot too. That's what people thought trannies would look like back in the 00s.
Why do I find Katherine Parkinson intolerably attractive? She's not that attractive.
yeah it's weird, right? it's something about the way she acts. also her calves. i like strong calves
First because she's obtainably attractive, but also from her appearances on game/panel shows and interviews and shit she has an innate cuteness about her personality that comes through in her acting
Jen is the woman that accidentally becomes your wife because you got drunk and shagged her at the office party. You convince yourself that you should go for it and she's not getting that many better offers and she at least knows she doesn't need to do any extra work to keep you around. After a few months of dating, months because your both in your late 30s and she's thinking it's now or never for kids and you're thinking it's either this or suicide you pop the question and of course she says yes. The wedding goes off and it's full of work colleagues, some family friends if any of you still have any left and parents who both have a tone of about fricking time rather than I'm so happy for you in every single one of their looks. After the holiday to a budget approved location, most likely somewhere in Spain it's back to work, only now you're both sporting double-barrelled surnames. Then the long march of work-home-tv-love island-occasional sex-sleep begins and carries on for a couple of years. Of course you're both trying to get those kids out but your guys don't wanna play ball and her womb is looking more barren than the fridge does on friday evening but on the off chance the ivf works at least you get 9 months of constant moaning complaints, baby parent panic and existential dread to take your mind off the fact that both of you are pretty miserable at the moment. The baby is finally here and the parents finally get that loving look on their faces you haven't seen since you turned 15 and things are pretty good for a few months besides her post-partum depression obviously. Either way, you've done the job, you have your heir and she has an actual reason to live for say another 20 years or so. You can stick it out now on that march together, just make sure the arguments don't get too crazy, no-fault divorces were recently made legal, and you don't need to be in courts at this age. Stick the telly on dear, Love Island Series 72 is about to start.
That might be Jen, but Katherine Parkinson is a legit cutie and proper wife material
grim
>im 34 and single
oh no
If you're a man it's fine, dudes in their 30's can still easily get girls in their 20's, I'm 32 and currently chatting to a 24 year old who I'm pretty sure is keen
>If you're a man it's fine
oh no
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
Trust me. You’d know if you were walled. Be honest. Are you?
>I'm 32 and currently chatting to a 24 year old who I'm pretty sure is keen
uhhh 24 is literally a child, you sick frick
you can still beta for a woman up to 10 years younger than you.
honestly though shit's getting so expensive I'm practically tuning out of society. give me a box of tendies a day, 1gbps internet and porn in a shitbox flat and I'm fine.
meeeh, sounds okay
Is it depressing that this, to me at least, feels like a triumph?
Have you ever read The Life of Lazarillo de Tormes? It's pretty much that, but with an average man in his 30s in a first world country instead of a servant kid in 17th century Spain.
No wonder every single British sitcom is about the ennui of everyday life
This is literally me. I can't stand my wife but I just wanted a family.
Toast...thought I could smell cheap aftershave and bullshit
She looks like a ginger Kate Bush, what’s not to like?
Looks a bit like a man
Diane Morgan is the superior wonky looking redhead
>moooollllee
a 10 in bongland
>say how shitty IT Crowd is
>some autist IT Crowd fan replies "Have you tried turning it on and off?"
Literally every time.
He's got ya there mate. Maybe don't have such shite taste eh?
I used to like this show when I was in high school but it is pretty trash, and it got worse the longer it went on.
It had the same type of shit surface level nerd humour as Big Bang theory but always got praised. I never understood why besides burgers wanting to look cultured and different by enjoying British shows.
Because big bang theory is just reference humour using nerd references where as IT crowd has actual jokes in it
Britian in the 2000s was like America in the 90s, just right now it looks like the 2010s
Because the creator intentionally wanted to make an older style sitcom with a live audience and 3 camera set up rather than the single camera sitcoms everyone was doing at the time
>a silly sitcom with laugh track is actually funny
How did they do that?
A FIRE
AT A SEA PARKS?!
Damn that mash looks tasty
I don't know wtf you're on about but stfu it's one of the funniest shows out there.
Written by a guy from the early 90s who got cancelled by twitter
All I remember from this show is that the nerd mulatto and the Irish frick made out to hide from the police. It was like a minute long sequence. Oh and a troony joke. Very progressive show.
Douglas beats up the troony
And yet the thought of trannies existing was put into the minds of the audience. You should read the propaganda manifest made by the gays in the 80s-90s on how to make homos accepted by the normies. Simply mentioning gay shit or making it a joke was one of the steps. After the jokes came more serious homosexual characters like the one on Glee who basically brainwashed an entire generation of teens to love homosex. It's a very interesting read. So yes before the troonygate, they were the butt of the joke but it was done on purpose.
That's just schizo babble though.
Yeah dude. What are these shadows and cave you're talking about. Don't be a schizo, come sit and watch the pretty images on the wall.
> Critiques homosex while referencing the wisdom of Greeks, the gayest of the ancients.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/After_the_Ball_(Kirk_and_Madsen_book)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/After_the_Ball_(Kirk_and_Madsen_book)
One book by two literally who's has dictated all societal change over the past thirty years. Yes.
You mean to tell me Graham Linehan. One of the most anti-trans people in the world today. The man who is so obsessed with fricking over trannies he pretended to be trans on a dating site and started catfishing them. The man who has been irrevocably cancelled for his anti-trans beliefs...
Was secretly pushing a pro-trans agenda.
Mind BLOWN!
interesting, it would explain all the crossdressing jokes and movies in the 80s and 90s
having said that, assuming there's a correlation, it doesn't mean that all or most of it was done maliciously
Isn't the creator of IT crowd a canceled "homophobe"?
>making fun of gays and trannies is propaganda
>FECKIN TRANNIES
>forgets the best episode
Imagine being this fragile
Sorry I am not a israelite who gets off on interracial homosexual kissing
anon that's joke, that it's gross
>Moss and Roy having to kiss to avoid the cops is clearly played as a joke and both characters are less than pleased about it
>"T-THIS SOMETHING THATS MEANT TO TURN GAYS ON!"
No, it's meant to eventually make you accept pederasty. Images are very powerful. You got duped and you don't even know it. Read
Seek help, you have severe issues.
>I'm a woman!
Belinda Stewart-Wilson in All That Way for Love (DO NOT RESEARCH)
Victoria, but I thought you were deaaaaaad?
I plan on working in IT so they're just like me fr fr
It doesn't. Were you even alive in the early 90s?
>"Trannies could be here" he thought, "I've never been to this board before. There could be trannies anywhere". The cool wind felt good against his bare testicles. "I HATE TRANNIES" he thought. Dude Looks Like a Lady reverberated his entire bedroom, making it pulsate even as the £2 Tesco Cider circulated through his veins and washed away his (merited) fear of surgery after dark. "With an anonymous forum you can post anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.
kek
well i am crossposting on /LULZ/ right now and it's full of trannies
the notion that they wouldn't crosspost on Cinemaphile is laughable
not to mention, you know, /lgbt/, a board entirely dedicated to trannies one click away
>you must be a troony if you think I'm a schizo for seeing trannies everywhere
there is trannies everywhere on this site and on the internet
they spend most of their day online, for obvious reasons
what is your point?
Trannies <1% of the population in most countries. Its unlikely that literally everyone who disagrees with you spamming offtopic crap is one of them. You're either underage or legitimately insane.
>Its unlikely that literally everyone who disagrees with you spamming offtopic crap is one of them.
nobody ever said that, meds and BBC now.
But 25% of zoomers identify as part of the lgbtqyßx@+ cult.
look at the fricking catalog and repeat that you degenerate moron. Trannies live on the internet, thus we have to deal with their shit on the daily.
All I see on the catalogue is a bunch of Cinemaphile autists crying about trannies and Black folk every single fricking day without fail. Not a day goes by when they aren't shitting their britches like the thin skinned little c**ts they are.
It's a genuine obsession.
>a bunch of Cinemaphile autists crying about trannies and Black folk every single fricking day
feels good man
it is the law of lowest common denominator anon.
so you admit that they are everywhere, but just not tolerating them is being "thin skinned"
It's not like it's constant threads about gnomes in the Amazon forest or anything, you just accepted trannies and Black folks, other people haven't
It's got to the point where it's ruined the board. There is no board culture any more that isn't that because these "people" have replaced their entire personalities with that. This shit has single handedly made Cinemaphile and fricking /x/ look more intelligent, reasonable and sane than Cinemaphile.
well i agree but at this point the subject of the board, tv and films, are ruined too
and it's just gonna get worse
Only because you focus on that angle of it and look for nothing else. You have replaced your entire personality with this meme "culture war" fisher price bullshit.
that's just cope
the reality is tv and films aren't made for us anymore, might as well quit your hobby
you can play make believe only so far
when your product is not only not made for you but constantly reminds you of how bad you are, then it's time to move on, not adapt to it
Just...don't watch those films then. They're not the only films being made. Expand your taste, look at non-American films (American cinema been shite for a lot longer than this woke crusade anyway).
Why focus entirely on the shit you don't like?
some people do that, hence the surge of asianposting and tranimeposting, but still the board will be filled with complaints about the "normal" stuff, if the "normal" stuff becomes abhorrent, it's unavoidable
And to be honest, unerstandable
>hence the surge of asianposting and tranimeposting
That's always been here. I know full well because it's one of the main reasons I've always come here (can't find discussion of good Chinese cinema anywhere else) and there's certainly been no surge in it.
But if people want to cry because their superhero films have blacks in them then I'll say to them exactly what they said to crying gays and minorities when they were screaming about representation
"Make your own then"
>I'll say to them exactly what they said to crying gays and minorities when they were screaming about representation
>"Make your own then"
but they did not, they took over your media, without letting you have any old media for you
you make no sense
you might have gone insane trying to cope with the new normal
>having a slightly larger minority of characters be non-whites is the same as there being no media
>movies should not reflect reality
they're putting Black folks in LOTR, just stop posting, it's embarassing.
The Black that keeps getting reposted happens to be Lenny Henry who's a legendary BRITISH comedian who has more right to star in a show about BRITISH mythology than the silly little Americans crying about it.
who gives a hoot?
ok genius, what am I missing, enlighten us
People who realise British people have more of a right to this material than fricking burgermutts. Do you not agree?
i do not agree seeing how the Black is a Black and not britshit
These posts were made by dirty troony fingers
>they took over "your" media
I don't have any more ownership of this media than gay or black people who grew up with it. Why should you or me have any particular say in the direction it goes? Especially with Marvel considering the comic creators were doing this kind of thing in the fricking 70s.
you're too far gone, not to wanna be clichè but you probably also let your wife have intercourse with other men
unless this is a larp
>it is now considered insane on Cinemaphile to realise that not everything is about ME ME ME
>being virulently racist and an all around obsessed weirdo c**t is absolutely sane and not at all unhinged
I think us British will decide who's British and not illiterate dog fricking Americans. Thanks.
good job, your dropped the act by replying to two different posts at the same time
enjoy the BBC bruv, while eating fish n chips in between sessions
Americans really are as stupid and loud as the stereotypes portray. I wasn't putting on any fricking act you schizo. Every opinion I posited before was mine. Nothing to hide regarding this conversation.
Why don't you try going outside instead? I live in a city of a million people and I've only ever seen two trannies. I visit Cinemaphile to have a laff, not to take it seriously.
>i live in a city of 50 million and i ever only saw 1 furry so they must not be real or focusing their attention to the internet
Fantastic reading comprehension, anon.
I'm originally from /LULZ/. It was super comfy, with people talking about feelings and daily life stuff. At some point it became focused on penises and whatnot, so I left. I miss my home board.
me too robotbro
People on here don't know how easy they have it
And what's even sadder is that it was the comfiest board ever circa 2014-15, with so many memes and daily threads nothing ever came or can come close.
What a shame.
I miss that board so much fren. It could be used to vent too, with many robots chiming in no matter the subject. There was also the "neet vs. wagecuck" daily wars, which would literally make me cry of laughter.
there was so many wholesome things, just a quick incomplete list off the top of my tongue:
>NEETposting
>FATposting
>tendieposting
>COMFYposting
>peepeepoopooposting
>greentexting about anecdoctes
>tfwnogf
>lookwhoisfinallyoutofhiscave!
>roastieposting
>justbeeyourselfposting
and many more i can't even remember
the closest we got since then is some glimpses of refugees and /qa/posting
Pretty much all of that is gone now. It became a porn board, like so many others. I'm gonna try make a robot-themed thread later, just to see how it goes.
if u wanna try that, make a 30+ thread as my /comfy/ thread currently up is dead
>my /comfy/ thread currently up is dead
Damn, I think I saw that one. That board has really changed.
That's why I love Cinemaphile. It can't be ruined because it's already terrible. This is the worst board on the site so it's also the best board on the site.
>This is the worst board on the site
No that's Cinemaphile
Sounds like just deserts
Because Great Britain is 10 years behind the US.
So why does the US keep remaking British shows terribly?
Office US is much better than Office UK.
Not even close. Office UK is perfectly awkward with dry humour and utterly dreary like actual office work
Office US is a cartoon show with wacky antics and in your face "LAUGH PEASANTS" moments.
Also, now do the other ones they remade:
Big Brother
The Inbetweeners
Red Dwarf
Steptoe and Son (Sandford and Son)
Who wants to be a millionaire
House of Cards
All massively inferior to what came before.
Office UK is just actually depressing and Ricky Gervais is an obnoxious c**t who ruins every scene his in. I've never seen the British versions of any of those other shows, so I can't comment on them.
Where did I say it was better because of the number of episodes? It's better because Office UK is shit.
Completely disagree. Regarding Gervais the only other show of his that was good was Extras but a lot of that was the fricking ridiculous cameos it had. Best one's still Ross Kemp.
Nah the best was Ian McKellen explaining acting
I always remembered that as Patrick Stewart for some reason but he was the one that just got really horny wasn't he?
Yeah Patrick Stewart was good too, he kept talking about a movie he wanted to make where he has psychic powers and uses them to remove women's cloths
Nothing will top Ross Kemp for me though
>SUPER
>ARMY
>SOLDIERS
Typical American mentality, just because a show has a billion episodes doesn't make it better than a show with twelve.
nothing is fun anymore.
i like it because the creator hates trannies
Is this the normiest show ever? It's "dude they are literally me" for office normalgays.
Thats The Office.
How is this one different? It's just quirkier.
Hello, that's a nice Tnetennba.
wtf happened to this thread
do all Cinemaphile threads turning into troony posting now?
Imagine not finding IT Crowd funny.
Because those were the golden ages and everybody misses feeling of early internet and things that were happening that era.
Richard Ayoade is my favorite Norwegian comedian.
He's based as frick: https://youtu.be/jjC3ycS_2js