why does vader live in the same place where he got horrifically injured and left to die?

why does vader live in the same place where he got horrifically injured and left to die? he just looks out the window all day and reminiscences of that day?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nu Wars isn't canon, Vader had a castle on Vjun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      What's interesting is that Vader having a castle is actually one of the oldest parts of the lore. He even had one in the early drafts as I recall.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was also established very early on that he was injured fighting in a "volcano".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense. The OT, especially A New Hope always had a sorta Medieval vibe to it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There were not moon-sized imperial battle stations during the middle ages, no.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This happened a long, long time ago, Anon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he never read Ramayana

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >pajeets think their mythology falls under medieval history
              grim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything aside from the OT isn't canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nu Wars isn't canon
      This.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vader also had a place in Coruscant.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's just how the Dark Side works.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you realize vader's entire schtick is that he is living on pure hate and robot parts and wouldnt be able to survive without those so if hate is a steady part of your diet what better place to reside (besides puerto rico)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    big savings on the heating bills
    we're in a recession

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the AC costs though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just open a window for the breeze.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon..

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sith like to stay angry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SITH? MORE LIKE SEETHE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MORE LIKE SHEEVE

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >build a throne room that makes no canonical sense in Rogue One and then just lean into it later
    It's almost like they have no idea what they're doing, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just you wait, 50 years from now they are gonna pull it all together brilliantly and your face will be soooo red! I personallly will most certainly be dead, but you...you will live long enouh, im sure of it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is straight out of the old comics.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spooky lava planets are either the last level or close to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Last level is always on the moon. Huh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a forest moon?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this from?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WERE MY BROTHER JUDAS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reddit moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cause Sith are bitter c**ts

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought he would live in his destroyer. What's with this castle homosexual shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cool castle with a cool butler who wouldn't want to live there?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually very comfy. Orange/Red and Black trigger are deep seated comfy instincts.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is where Annakin died and Vader was born.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the Emperor makes him live there

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably they didnt have left enought money to CGI Coruscant or some Star Destroyer after cast Ewan and Hayden and spent a lot in made a bunch of shitshows like TBOBF, Ashoka etc

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After losing his Dance Fight with Larry, he went to live in a big scary castle on Lava World, and become the best Regional Manager in the Galaxy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don’t know how i’ve never seen those vids until a few days ago. kino content

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think you answer your own question, to REMEMBER what happened to him and keep his hatred strong

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting any sophistication from star wars
    This is some castle greyskull shit and if you haven't jumped shit by now you're beyond hope. If The Empire is some turbo fascist empire, you'd think Vader would be some war hero "this is the guy who stopped all those fascist jedi children from destroying our republic... woooo"

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To conquer his fear of lava.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He demanded a planet of his own to rule and Sheev let him pick anything he wanted, Mustafar is what he went for

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev wanted to troll Vader by placing him where he failed the most.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the same non-cannon thing where they show his lava castle, smartass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >cannon
          L

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        old Cinemaphile will return to its golden days when we continue to call out moronic spam posts like those. godspeed anon.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually his birthplace.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even metaphorically that would be Coruscant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Vader wasn't truly born until Obi Wan "killed" Anakin.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Emperor makes him live there as a troll.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the Emperor wanted to laugh at Vader he would make him put his castle on the biggest pile of sand of Tattooine

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It feeds his fear and hatred which gives him power.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The anguish he gets from lava increases his force powers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in which movie do they explain that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hatred leads to suffering...but what the Jedi failed to teach you, what I have learned, is how to persevere, to pass through the suffering, and achieve ultimate power!" Physical and emotional anguish are gateways to power.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >JUST CONSOOOOOOM
            ???
            No, just chit-chat about lore. You are fricking insufferable.
            >ratio
            eww

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, let’s chit-chat you dumb frickin preteen girl; in what movie do they explain why Darth has a castle on Mustafar?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Aren't there some really important and serious threads you should be getting back to?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can stop dodging the question any time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I reject the question you fricking homosexual.
                My answer was this

                In the same non-cannon thing where they show his lava castle, smartass.

                It's some in EU bullshit, I don't fricking know. It's lore, who gives a shit where it comes from. You get decide which of the lore you care about, you can decide in your own head what matters to you. You can decide that Vader is just some guy not Luke's dad. But people in the thread are talking about shit that isn't in some movie. Fricking have a nice day you legitimate sub-autistic fricking homosexual, if you looked at my face right now the radiant hatred would blind you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like you are filled with tard rage. And i wont even grant you autist status, autists are smarter then you. You are just 100% moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        quit asking that you annoying homosexual, it's all made up anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he needs a movie to ad-lib everything for him
        Chris Nolan movies are more your speed buddy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bro you have to read shitposts on Cinemaphile to understand these movies, it’s deep bro, BRO! you gotta believe me i’m begging you
          kek, no sorry

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >obi wan has a brother
    that’s another dumb show they’ll be making in phase 5 of the SWCU. at least he didn’t say sister

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In what movie does he say he has a brother?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it’s in this new show. he says he remembers having a brother

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just got out of prison for battery. There are new shows or are you talking about clone wars?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There are a bunch of live action shows.

            Don't worry you didn't miss much, they are lame aside from bits of the first one.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Really? That’s cool. I always thought the prequels were damn underrated. Looking forward to seeing where George takes the story next. I got some catching up to do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                please don't be a troll this shit is so fricking funny if it's true

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't obi one use the force to levitate anakin immediately out of the melting zone of the spot he landed? He just lets him lay their burning and then tells him he loves him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why didn’t you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because I don't love him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He came there to kill Anakin, not to turn him. He probably thought that saving him would be more harmfull than letting him die and he probably couldn't bring himself to finish him off.

      That's my headcanon though, the scene is stupid and makes no sense.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He came there to kill Anakin, not to turn him.

        he did?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Turning him back was kind of a "nice to have", he came there to stop him first and foremost.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            really?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev makes him keep his shinebox there

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where does darth vader come from

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Schmi Skywalker’s blown out desert snatch unironically

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Watto has gotten a lot of use out of it
        maybe Anakin is actually Watto's child

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People do that sort of thing sometimes as a technique of mastery, to own whatever damaged them.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Vader suddenly unable to cross a short path of fire when he lives on a fricking planet of lava?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he just looks out the window all day and reminiscences of that day?
    Yes, the hate fuels the dark side shit

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly theres a dark side nexus he built it on but its convenient that its right where he fought and to stay there reminds him of everything so more darkside

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >circumstances out of Vader’s control made it necessary for him to get life altering, life saving surgery
    >he’s totally badass and awesome bro!
    >but uh… trannies are bad bro! BECAUSE THEY JUST ARE OK?!
    why are you all like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if luke skywalker had a little brother who's torso and head were both connected making him look like a walking chicken nugget?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "RAAAAAAAWRRR I HATE YOU- you know this would be a great place to build a house!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know the emperor had it purposely built there so Vader had to live in constant seethe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *coughs*

        "Master, what are the schools like? I'm looking into purchasing out here."

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go read the comics OP. Or go watch one of the dozen vtubers who'll read a summary like a bedtime story for you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >who'll read a summary like a bedtime story for you
      I love that. I'm doing that with 40K right now. Relaxing to listen to.

      >vtubers
      What? I thought they were just youtubers?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Vtubers just shorthand for Youtubers or are they two different things? Go read the Dark Lord of the Sith (Darth Vader Vol 2 or 3) if you want the story OP is talking about. Reading the comics is so much more fun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Vtuber implied they were those weird digital avatar things. idk, I'm in my 30's

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shilling for the Disney Vader comics, you know where a lesbian outfox the sith lord?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Castle on Mustafar's built on some place with a lot of dark side force mojo flowing from it and built like a tuning fork to tap into it. Mustafar itself is so fricked up because some ancient Sith lady tried using that Dark Side energy in conjunction with a powerful artifact to bring back the one she loved and Vader tries using the same methods to bring back Padme in that VR Vader game.

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