Because 90% of movies that would have bloopers take place in front of a green screen now, and the actors are actually shot separately, and they only show up to do their lines and time management is extremely tight.
Movies are soulless and dead.
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bloopers used to happen organically with long hours of shooting and being physically together on a shooting location, being tired, goofing off for the other actors and the crew...
all that is gone now.
Movies take themselves too seriously these days. I was watching The Business (2005) the other night, its not a film that tries to be too ambitious or clever but just stays in its lane and is an entertaining and easy watch. Would never get made nowadays
Because most film sets are filled with business people who micromanage every aspect of production and if you are messing up your lines you are wasting company time.
Because for every funny blooper there's a dozen more of the actors sperging out that they forgot their lines, yelling at other talent forgetting their lines, yelling at the director, or just storming off set like they're about to take a massive shit out of pure rage.
Filmmaking isn't nearly as glamorous or fun as people think it is.
>Don't include the spergouts in the bloopers and just show me the funny stuff
Congrats, you now have maybe 10 seconds of usable "funny" stuff out of hours of people getting mad, talking off camera that can't be heard, or just aimlessly standing around as the everyone resets for another take.
Bloopers were never even that common. If you you've seen blooper reels in the majority of movies you've seen, you haven't watched much.
because the bloopers are funnier
demoralization
Because movies aren't funny anymore and that goes for everything happening during the production.
This, dancing monkeys come in, perform the propaganda for producers, get paid, go home.
there's no bloopers with cgi
Because 90% of movies that would have bloopers take place in front of a green screen now, and the actors are actually shot separately, and they only show up to do their lines and time management is extremely tight.
Movies are soulless and dead.
/thread
bloopers used to happen organically with long hours of shooting and being physically together on a shooting location, being tired, goofing off for the other actors and the crew...
all that is gone now.
Movies take themselves too seriously these days. I was watching The Business (2005) the other night, its not a film that tries to be too ambitious or clever but just stays in its lane and is an entertaining and easy watch. Would never get made nowadays
>Movies take themselves too seriously these days
this. no fun allowed.
any joke also is about identity politics, that ruins any escapism
i like that one too
>ask me if i give a shit
Because anyone with half a brain realized they were staged.
The kind of people like tou have no friends.
>DAMN... he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3
>Ok actor 1, pretend you forgot your line
>....why?
>we need to do a funny blooper for the end credits
it's over
you don't really need to tell jackie chan to forget a line. that guy barely speaks english.
That's how they would do bloopers in the marvel era
the bloopers are now the whole movie
kind of like how satire became real life
Jackie Chan bloopers are the best. Love watching them pull literal glass shards out of his face.
When modern movies do bloopers, they're scripted bloopers instead of genuine goofs on the set
Because most film sets are filled with business people who micromanage every aspect of production and if you are messing up your lines you are wasting company time.
Because for every funny blooper there's a dozen more of the actors sperging out that they forgot their lines, yelling at other talent forgetting their lines, yelling at the director, or just storming off set like they're about to take a massive shit out of pure rage.
Filmmaking isn't nearly as glamorous or fun as people think it is.
ok? Don't include the spergouts in the bloopers and just show me the funny stuff
>Don't include the spergouts in the bloopers and just show me the funny stuff
Congrats, you now have maybe 10 seconds of usable "funny" stuff out of hours of people getting mad, talking off camera that can't be heard, or just aimlessly standing around as the everyone resets for another take.
Bloopers were never even that common. If you you've seen blooper reels in the majority of movies you've seen, you haven't watched much.
Ok? I'll enjoy those 10 seconds. They'll sperg out regardless of the existence of bloopers so just show me the bloopers
>There's a bloopers reel for Schindler's List
his bloopers were maybe real at first, but then it became painfully obvious they were staged and fake