Why don't movies do bloopers anymore?

Why don't movies do bloopers anymore?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because the bloopers are funnier

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    demoralization

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because movies aren't funny anymore and that goes for everything happening during the production.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, dancing monkeys come in, perform the propaganda for producers, get paid, go home.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there's no bloopers with cgi

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because 90% of movies that would have bloopers take place in front of a green screen now, and the actors are actually shot separately, and they only show up to do their lines and time management is extremely tight.
    Movies are soulless and dead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      bloopers used to happen organically with long hours of shooting and being physically together on a shooting location, being tired, goofing off for the other actors and the crew...
      all that is gone now.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movies take themselves too seriously these days. I was watching The Business (2005) the other night, its not a film that tries to be too ambitious or clever but just stays in its lane and is an entertaining and easy watch. Would never get made nowadays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Movies take themselves too seriously these days

      this. no fun allowed.
      any joke also is about identity politics, that ruins any escapism

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like that one too
    >ask me if i give a shit

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because anyone with half a brain realized they were staged.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The kind of people like tou have no friends.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DAMN... he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok actor 1, pretend you forgot your line
    >....why?
    >we need to do a funny blooper for the end credits
    it's over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you don't really need to tell jackie chan to forget a line. that guy barely speaks english.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's how they would do bloopers in the marvel era

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the bloopers are now the whole movie
    kind of like how satire became real life

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie Chan bloopers are the best. Love watching them pull literal glass shards out of his face.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When modern movies do bloopers, they're scripted bloopers instead of genuine goofs on the set

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because most film sets are filled with business people who micromanage every aspect of production and if you are messing up your lines you are wasting company time.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because for every funny blooper there's a dozen more of the actors sperging out that they forgot their lines, yelling at other talent forgetting their lines, yelling at the director, or just storming off set like they're about to take a massive shit out of pure rage.

    Filmmaking isn't nearly as glamorous or fun as people think it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok? Don't include the spergouts in the bloopers and just show me the funny stuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't include the spergouts in the bloopers and just show me the funny stuff
        Congrats, you now have maybe 10 seconds of usable "funny" stuff out of hours of people getting mad, talking off camera that can't be heard, or just aimlessly standing around as the everyone resets for another take.

        Bloopers were never even that common. If you you've seen blooper reels in the majority of movies you've seen, you haven't watched much.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok? I'll enjoy those 10 seconds. They'll sperg out regardless of the existence of bloopers so just show me the bloopers

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There's a bloopers reel for Schindler's List

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his bloopers were maybe real at first, but then it became painfully obvious they were staged and fake

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