Why hasn't there been a good Wendigo movie?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was that game with Sam raimi in it that had a wendigo
    Not Sam raimi the Freddy mercury guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, which is it, anon? Are you asking about Sam Raimi or Freddie Mercury? Go on then, make up your mind already.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Mr robot Egyptian in night at museum oscar has twin brother bad bond villain probably gay that one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh that queermo? Hell if I know. I think it was one of those interactive movie games. I think they're called The Dark Pictures or Outcast or something like that, cant remember.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Until Kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that queermo? Hell if I know. I think it was one of those interactive movie games. I think they're called The Dark Pictures or Outcast or something like that, cant remember.

        Man, I wasnt even close. All those games are the frickin same though, so I wont blame myself for getting them mixed up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          House of ashes is legit pretty good. mine became a buddy survival movie similar to deep blue sea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the player models were actually attractive
        take me back bros, everything is ugly mutt slop now, nothing remotely attractive or appealing to look at as far as character models go

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the player models were actually attractive
        take me back bros, everything is ugly mutt slop now, nothing remotely attractive or appealing to look at as far as character models go

        Emily best girl

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She was a total b*****

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, I like them kind of c**ty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit """game""" but that poster is so corny I kinda like it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        these guys had one good idea and repeated it in like twenty games

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The closest thing we've got is Until Dawn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Fall for the voice asking for help in the tunnels
      >Get head torn off
      Mistakes were made.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the people who made this are british but the dialogue sounds like it was written by ESLs who have never seen human interaction

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It is to match horror tropes of teen horror films.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not even teen horror movies are that bad
          not even from the 70s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gollum but long

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The idea isn't bad, but I don't think they're suffciently unique enough to be memorable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yes, it's kino time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did anyone genuinely fall for the same trick twice and had Chris killed this way?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why wouldn't you want to watch chris die?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wanted the achievement for everyone surviving the first time around. Matt died though without the flare gun.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The general public doesn't know what a wendigo is. Also, horror movies are for little kids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The general public doesn't know what a wendigo is
      All the more reason to make a movie based on one. Audiences will think the writer made those scary mfers up and it won't be the same zombie, demon, or psychopath monster as every other scary movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love the atmosphere of horror movies. Very entertaining

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only /x/ copypastas contain Wendikino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw something (not sure what it was) large and humanoid in the forest behind my house a few summers ago. Scariest moment of my life when I heard it crashing through the underbrush at me. I've encountered whatever it is a few times throughout my life but this was by far the most terrifying.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you aren't lying i'd stop talking about it
        and move. that fricker knows you know it exists and probably wants you dead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think at this point I've figured out how to act. For example, I take my dogs on long walks through the forest and often I'll hear whispering and laughing very close to me, just off the trail (private property, no one else around for miles). As long as I don't look at whatever's making the noise I think I'll be fine, my dogs seem to agree as they start acting nervous and try to slink away from the area as fast as they can.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            homeless camp, they're popping up everywhere

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think so, whatever noises I'm hearing are just a few yards into the trees so I feel like I'd have noticed tents and people walking around and such.

              where do you live, I am guessing near the Appalachians?

              Upstate New York, very low population density and lots of forest

              Being a schizo hallucination aside, I really like this design.

              Dammit anon this spooked me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            where do you live, I am guessing near the Appalachians?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >large and humanoid
        an...American?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think he meant that kind of large I think he meant tall.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You'd better be larping... My grandfather was a very experienced outdoorsman. He used to talk about short (four foot tall) human-like creatures that lived in woods.
        He owned many acres of forested swamp land were he grew up and spent much of his time out there fishing and repairing boats and shit. He said when he was young, nobody in the area ever went around the woods at night for fear of these "little men".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol what a coward boomer. did he cary anti witch charm too?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He may have. He knew tons about local folklore. He was many things, but certainly no coward; he was a frog man in the navy in WWII.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the middle of the night and I'm alone

      Yeah I shouldn't have read that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not in the archives
      Curious.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably from /k/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good guess. Found it on /k/ right away. The dates don't match up, though.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That one episode of Lost Tapes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the Wendigo episode was the best of Lost Tapes.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Larry Fessenden one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That movie is painfully average and you know it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like all Larry Fessenden movies

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to live on 4 acres of forested property in Michigan growing up, sub divisions around us but there would always be deer or other wildlife like foxes. One of these sub divisions bordered our property and my friends and I would hang out late as teens and walk through the forested back woods to get to their houses in the sub.

    One night I walked my friend back to his house from my place and then made my trip home alone through my woods. My dad and I made the trails together so I knew my way in the darkness in the middle of the night, and I didnt have a light source with me, but I turned the corner of a path near the last few hundred feet of forested trail before it opens into my backyard, and there was a giant 7/8ft tall white humanoid figure standing in front of me, with longer arms than a person would have - I looked at it long enough to acknowledge it wasn't human (less than 1sec) and then my fight or flight response kicked in and I ran for my life. I always try to rationalize it like what if it was a whitetail deer from behind or something else...but I can't logically explain it. I've shared this story on /x/ before and there were three other people that had wendigo stories, two of them were in Michigan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is so gay, zoomers believing in monsters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        every story is the same too. it's black bears 99% of the time. 1% it's probably a crackhead.
        >i saw a shape, it was bigger than me and walked upright
        it was a black bear walking bipedally. every single time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good story, would be nice if you had any pictures of the forested area

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ravenous. But if you are meaning a more traditional monster kind of wendigo until dawn is the closest thing. They are making a movie based on the game so hopefully it’s good, not sure which characters they will kill off and in what way though as everyone gets a different version of the game based on their choices.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ravenous is an incredible movie. The fricked up soundtrack and manic tone still haunts me. Brutal flick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It doubles as my favourite movie and my favourite soundtrack. Watch it every few months and it never gets old. Such a genre bending movie it’s hard to explain to convince people to watch it. Even then they don’t like it most of the time and hate the soundtrack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >movie adaptation of a CYOA movie-game

      pants-on-head moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ravenous is an incredible movie. The fricked up soundtrack and manic tone still haunts me. Brutal flick

      It doubles as my favourite movie and my favourite soundtrack. Watch it every few months and it never gets old. Such a genre bending movie it’s hard to explain to convince people to watch it. Even then they don’t like it most of the time and hate the soundtrack.

      For me it's Trek to the Cave

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Great taste anon it’s my favourite too, with Boyd’s journey being a close second.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's Let's Go Kill That Bastard

        Such an underrated movie and soundtrack.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >HE WAS LICKING ME!
          That movie is one of a kind. Kino.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            At least anons on Cinemaphile appreciate its magic. Nobody I have ever shown it IRL has liked it other than my dad.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna write A Day at Skinwalker High where everyone is a monster sucking on the loosh of some guy they gaslight into thinking he’s abnormal. Every episode would be the Skinners doing wacky things in the background while they keep up the illusion for the kid, then the final episode reveals earth is post apoc and he’s the last human serving as a salt lick for all these horrible monsters, but they still need him alive so they don’t die out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cool thanks for spoiling it homosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m still alive but there’s nothing I want to do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also the joke was that community did it already.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought The Ritual was pretty good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was about a scandinavian demigod, not a native american cannibal giant

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo exists, it's fricking kino. Frick The Ritual or Antlers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the ritual isn't a wendigo, it's one of loki's sons/daughters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's one of loki's sons/daughters
        correct term is Jötunn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks interesting, but I'm not finding this on any of the quick and easy streaming sites.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Technically Pet Semetary was a wendigo movie. Too bad they didn't show it like in the book. I always liked the part where it turned and almost touched Steve.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THe girl who loved tom gordon has some sort of forest spirit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone clowns on Stephen King but Pet Semetary is fantastic, probably my favorite portrayal of a wendigo in genre fiction. Never saw any of the films but I highly recommend the book. I read it while in a period of deep mourning and found it equal parts comforting and unsettling.

      The "Wendigo" spirit in Pet Semetary has literally nothing to do with either the Native American Wendigos nor the pop culture Wendigos.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone clowns on Stephen King but Pet Semetary is fantastic, probably my favorite portrayal of a wendigo in genre fiction. Never saw any of the films but I highly recommend the book. I read it while in a period of deep mourning and found it equal parts comforting and unsettling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      qrd? I've seen the first two but I absolutely loate both Stephen and Martin Luther the king.
      Ps was the burial ground I missed the windigo part

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess this is kind of a spoiler but it's heavily implied throughout the book that the wendigo is the one pulling the strings, subtly influencing everyone in town. It makes the old guy tell the main character about the burial ground, it revives whatever's buried, and when the main guy is on his way to the burial ground to bury his dead son, the wendigo walks across the path right in front of him. It's been a while since I've read it but I'm pretty sure it's made clear that the wendigo sees the main character trying to hide from it but allows him to pass because it wants him to bury his son

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder what does Wendigo get from people burying their dead and them rising up? For the lulz? Or do the resurrected get possessed by Wendigo's spirit?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This one scratched an itch for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did you come across it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably streamed it somewhere for ''free''

        when I have frick-you money I might buy its blu-ray if it has one. It's not a great movie but it left a mark on me. I think the build up is pretty good. Imo it's best to go in as blind as possible. I consider another movie, by one of the directors of the og blair witch film, called The Objective, its sister movie. I mean, it isn't, but they came out in similar time and have a similar odd vibe. Sorry for the tangents

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I will be checking it out. I never heard of the objective and I saw blair witch on cable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Sorry for the tangents
          That's okay anon, I enjoyed reading your post! 🙂

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being a schizo hallucination aside, I really like this design.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still cant believe Hannibal was made by NBC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did he represent? The stag was also symbolism that I didn't quite get.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably corrupted nature and harmony. It's a hostile rendition. Stag probably represents the dualistic opposite of purity, vitality, harmony.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stags are strong, but prey, they have aggression even though it is defensive. stags are the forest but not hunters like wolves, if they are killing you have to wonder why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But what does the boob light represent?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching the trailer for It Comes At Night and being 100% sure it would be a skinwalker movie. Instead it was just another lame “le humans are the real monsters” flick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It Comes At Night
      Honestly it ranks up there as one of the most disappointing horror movies I've ever watched.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm what about Ravenous???
    It’s a strange mix of horror and comedy but it’s got the wendigo lore in it (no scary makeup though)

    Also that episode in Supernatural where they have to go find some hot chicks missing brother in the woods and the guide she hires is a skeptic and dies instantly to the wendigo lol

    Best thing yet is Until Dawn. Too bad it’s a lame QTE video game

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You rang?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is that supposed to be hannibal or a representation of his evil urges?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that's just my neighbor Hank, he's a little off-putting at first but once you get to know him he's a really chill guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is an animal shaped like a human. A predator who used to be prey like

        stags are strong, but prey, they have aggression even though it is defensive. stags are the forest but not hunters like wolves, if they are killing you have to wonder why

        said they intuitively understand threats. Their instincts are honed for danger while humans live in comfort away from nature, thus their instincts for danger have atrophied.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hear of Skinwalker Ranch
    >look up on it, thinking it would be about scary monsters
    >it's just ayys hanging out at a particular patch of land

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was.
    But it was before you were even born, zoomershit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >made in late nineties
      Ravenous is literally a zoomer film.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black Mountain Side.
    It's cheap, but they do a pretty good job.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I secretly want to frick a Wendigo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, now I want to reread the shadowrun books, so thanks for that.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are americans on the internet so obsessed with the wendigo? It's not even real and you spend all your time online anyway and don't live near the woods

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wats whendingo? dat sum white mandingo with a tiny dick??? hahahaha

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Skin ans Bones tv show had really spooky episode with wendigo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My bad,the show name is FEAR ITSELF

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Skin ans Bones tv show had really spooky episode with wendigo.

        This show was so weird. Only aired for like 4 episodes out of 8, has a bunch of actors that would breakout to pretty big stars in the coming years and had some pretty decent episodes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fear Itself was just a cheap continuation of Masters of Horror.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Masters of Horror had so much filler though. There's like 4 good episodes from both seasons combined.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Autumn Boulivard. More of a game tho

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Native americans get really assmad when you mention them.
    They'd be really offended, and you cant even show a boob because thats offensive, imagine a particular collective boogeyman.
    Also society conditions us to be selfish motherfrickers and you only get to become a Wendigo being a selfish motherfricker so it would be too much on the nose for the industry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yep, I imagine a lot of potential wendigo focused projects have been shot down over this. There's this game where you make little animals fight and the devs added a bunch of mythical creatures. Your usual twitter tards pitched a fit over the wendigo so they had to change its name to Deer Lord, which is funny but disappointing. Only actual concrete example I can think of but would be surprised if that sort of thing isn't occuring in hollywood writers' rooms.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a shit ending. Giant monster tearing through policemen left and right only to limply swipe at the walled female protagonist while it has her corned in the dark. How did she kill it so easily????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Wendigo killed the teacher in the short story, they changed it for the movie because western society is crumbling.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Goatman pasta was great, it's too bad the youtube video linked in it has been taken down.

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