Why have I never seen this movie mentioned on /misc/? It's kino.
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Agreed. Nobody ever shows this movie either. Sometimes i forget it exists and i suddenly see it somewhere and i remember all the gore and alittle bit of blood rushes to my peen.
The action scenes are so stupid and over the top, it's the exact kind of stuff you would expect to see in the webm threads. There's also cute waifus, good soundtrack, and malcolm mcdowell. What's not to like about it?
Definitely going to watch this one next. Thanks, anon.
I'm surprised there wasn't nudity too. It's already rated R so I was expecting to see a pair of tits during the scene with all the cannibals.
Dog Soldiers is pretty good too, to me its like the british Evil Dead. Low budget, goofy and fun as hell
It had that hot lady with the tribal tattoos on her face
I was hoping for some nudity but unfortunately got nothing
Centurion by the same director also had a hot lady with tattoos on her face (no tongue tho)
There were tits in the very beginning. The girl in the bathtub that gets shot during the boat raid.
It was an accident
No, bro
I mean nudity involving the tribal tattoo lady
I was hoping for some hot, feral sex with her tits flopping and swaying around
Viper is the most underutilized character of all time. She only had 3 scenes but she stole every one of them. Even the last scene where she was dead was pure coomer kino
The soundtrack is phenomenal; the torture and cannibalism scene was irrational. The movie was missing something.
That scene with Fine Young Cannibals made for one hell of an entrance. I loved that movie when it came out.
This so fucking kino https://youtu.be/7BGvge4OVNQ?t=58
How long do you think these cannibals practiced for their big concert and stage show?
>irrational
they were scottish
It's watchable in a brainless few beers way, but extremely derivative and sloppy at times with some appalling editing. I like Neil Marshall (mostly out of lingering affection for his first two films), but he had some nerve saying Fury Road looked like Doomsday, given how much he took from the other Mad Max films.
i mention it when i can but i am just one man
i watched it when it came out, it's very low budget and doesn't really go anywhere after the midpoint
it goes to pure nonstop 300% action romp
all Neil Marshal movies are kino, watch Centurion next
He started well, but there's not much to be said for his last few. Even he knew his Hellboy was terrible.
this, The Descent 1 (Descent 2 does not exist) is actually great. I dont know what the fuck happened with The Lair
Should have been better. The coverage and editing here are Neeson going over a fence in Taken 3 tier.
>Blatant Efny ripoff
>Carpenter doesn't sue
>Fun space movie
>Carpenter sues
Why
I still don't understand why she got her buddy killed in the opening.
This and bounty killer are the most based post apocalyptic movies ever made (apart from the classics) and I’m tired of pretending they’re not
>bounty killer
I love this shit like you wouldn't believe.
>Why have I never seen this movie mentioned on /misc/? It's kino.
this board is /capeshit-pol/
so its just normal
all i remember from these movies is the tongue scene ...
It's not kino, it's merely watchable
Which in the last decade's terms or so does make it kino in the land of unwatchable garbage
no, its very great. incredibly retarded but great.
>is easily the most interesting character in the whole movie
>has only one line
we were robbed
Is this the one where Rhona Mitra is a secret agent and takes a muscle car into a quarantine zone?
no she takes the muscle car out of the quarantine zone
wasnt it a bentley?
maybe, it did feel like a car commercial there
Its been 20 years, I barely remember it.
Yes a bentley continental gt.
Which after being sat for 20 years started right up.
It's really not, direction and editing are awful and vomiting tier.
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
yeah, i'd party with them
They throw one hell of a barbecue
They mashed Escape from New York and Mad Max together and I loved it.
I'd probably say the worst portion of the movie is the castle portion of movie, it's not bad but it doesnt mesh with the rest of the film and its obviously a slow part of the movie before going right back to car chases and fights with kino soundtrack
>dat feel when no sequel with Rhona Mitra leads her psycho cannibals vs Malcolm McDowells psycho knights
i loved the maximum larp but it didn't fit yeah
this movie was made by an AI
It would've been cool if the cops were roman themed helmet and armor
I keep recommending it.
What's some other Rhona Mitra kino?
>Doomsday
>Underworld 3
>2nd and 3rd seasons of Strike Back
Add Shooter.
It gets 7/10 from me.
It felt a bit like they picked up a few things left by crews of different movies and decided to mix it up to make their own flick.
Yeah but that's perfect for B movie slop.