Why have I never seen this movie mentioned on?

Why have I never seen this movie mentioned on /misc/? It's kino.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. Nobody ever shows this movie either. Sometimes i forget it exists and i suddenly see it somewhere and i remember all the gore and alittle bit of blood rushes to my peen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The action scenes are so stupid and over the top, it's the exact kind of stuff you would expect to see in the webm threads. There's also cute waifus, good soundtrack, and malcolm mcdowell. What's not to like about it?

      Dog Soldiers is pretty good too, to me its like the british Evil Dead. Low budget, goofy and fun as hell

      Definitely going to watch this one next. Thanks, anon.

      It had that hot lady with the tribal tattoos on her face
      I was hoping for some nudity but unfortunately got nothing

      I'm surprised there wasn't nudity too. It's already rated R so I was expecting to see a pair of tits during the scene with all the cannibals.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dog Soldiers is pretty good too, to me its like the british Evil Dead. Low budget, goofy and fun as hell

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had that hot lady with the tribal tattoos on her face
    I was hoping for some nudity but unfortunately got nothing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Centurion by the same director also had a hot lady with tattoos on her face (no tongue tho)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The action scenes are so stupid and over the top, it's the exact kind of stuff you would expect to see in the webm threads. There's also cute waifus, good soundtrack, and malcolm mcdowell. What's not to like about it?
      [...]
      Definitely going to watch this one next. Thanks, anon.
      [...]
      I'm surprised there wasn't nudity too. It's already rated R so I was expecting to see a pair of tits during the scene with all the cannibals.

      There were tits in the very beginning. The girl in the bathtub that gets shot during the boat raid.

      I still don't understand why she got her buddy killed in the opening.

      It was an accident

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, bro
        I mean nudity involving the tribal tattoo lady
        I was hoping for some hot, feral sex with her tits flopping and swaying around

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Viper is the most underutilized character of all time. She only had 3 scenes but she stole every one of them. Even the last scene where she was dead was pure coomer kino

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The soundtrack is phenomenal; the torture and cannibalism scene was irrational. The movie was missing something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That scene with Fine Young Cannibals made for one hell of an entrance. I loved that movie when it came out.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This so fucking kino https://youtu.be/7BGvge4OVNQ?t=58

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How long do you think these cannibals practiced for their big concert and stage show?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >irrational
      they were scottish

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's watchable in a brainless few beers way, but extremely derivative and sloppy at times with some appalling editing. I like Neil Marshall (mostly out of lingering affection for his first two films), but he had some nerve saying Fury Road looked like Doomsday, given how much he took from the other Mad Max films.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mention it when i can but i am just one man

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watched it when it came out, it's very low budget and doesn't really go anywhere after the midpoint

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it goes to pure nonstop 300% action romp

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all Neil Marshal movies are kino, watch Centurion next

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He started well, but there's not much to be said for his last few. Even he knew his Hellboy was terrible.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, The Descent 1 (Descent 2 does not exist) is actually great. I dont know what the fuck happened with The Lair

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been better. The coverage and editing here are Neeson going over a fence in Taken 3 tier.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blatant Efny ripoff
    >Carpenter doesn't sue
    >Fun space movie
    >Carpenter sues

    Why

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand why she got her buddy killed in the opening.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This and bounty killer are the most based post apocalyptic movies ever made (apart from the classics) and I’m tired of pretending they’re not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bounty killer
      I love this shit like you wouldn't believe.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why have I never seen this movie mentioned on /misc/? It's kino.
    this board is /capeshit-pol/
    so its just normal

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all i remember from these movies is the tongue scene ...

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not kino, it's merely watchable
    Which in the last decade's terms or so does make it kino in the land of unwatchable garbage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, its very great. incredibly retarded but great.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is easily the most interesting character in the whole movie
    >has only one line
    we were robbed

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the one where Rhona Mitra is a secret agent and takes a muscle car into a quarantine zone?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no she takes the muscle car out of the quarantine zone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no she takes the muscle car out of the quarantine zone

      wasnt it a bentley?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe, it did feel like a car commercial there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its been 20 years, I barely remember it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes a bentley continental gt.
        Which after being sat for 20 years started right up.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not, direction and editing are awful and vomiting tier.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, i'd party with them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They throw one hell of a barbecue

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They mashed Escape from New York and Mad Max together and I loved it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd probably say the worst portion of the movie is the castle portion of movie, it's not bad but it doesnt mesh with the rest of the film and its obviously a slow part of the movie before going right back to car chases and fights with kino soundtrack
      >dat feel when no sequel with Rhona Mitra leads her psycho cannibals vs Malcolm McDowells psycho knights

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i loved the maximum larp but it didn't fit yeah

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was made by an AI

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would've been cool if the cops were roman themed helmet and armor

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep recommending it.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's some other Rhona Mitra kino?
    >Doomsday
    >Underworld 3
    >2nd and 3rd seasons of Strike Back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add Shooter.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gets 7/10 from me.
    It felt a bit like they picked up a few things left by crews of different movies and decided to mix it up to make their own flick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but that's perfect for B movie slop.

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