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Why have I never seen this movie mentioned on Cinemaphile? It's kino.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. Nobody ever shows this movie either. Sometimes i forget it exists and i suddenly see it somewhere and i remember all the gore and alittle bit of blood rushes to my peen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The action scenes are so stupid and over the top, it's the exact kind of stuff you would expect to see in the webm threads. There's also cute waifus, good soundtrack, and malcolm mcdowell. What's not to like about it?

      Dog Soldiers is pretty good too, to me its like the british Evil Dead. Low budget, goofy and fun as hell

      Definitely going to watch this one next. Thanks, anon.

      It had that hot lady with the tribal tattoos on her face
      I was hoping for some nudity but unfortunately got nothing

      I'm surprised there wasn't nudity too. It's already rated R so I was expecting to see a pair of breasts during the scene with all the cannibals.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dog Soldiers is pretty good too, to me its like the british Evil Dead. Low budget, goofy and fun as hell

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It had that hot lady with the tribal tattoos on her face
    I was hoping for some nudity but unfortunately got nothing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Centurion by the same director also had a hot lady with tattoos on her face (no tongue tho)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The action scenes are so stupid and over the top, it's the exact kind of stuff you would expect to see in the webm threads. There's also cute waifus, good soundtrack, and malcolm mcdowell. What's not to like about it?
      [...]
      Definitely going to watch this one next. Thanks, anon.
      [...]
      I'm surprised there wasn't nudity too. It's already rated R so I was expecting to see a pair of breasts during the scene with all the cannibals.

      There were breasts in the very beginning. The girl in the bathtub that gets shot during the boat raid.

      I still don't understand why she got her buddy killed in the opening.

      It was an accident

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, bro
        I mean nudity involving the tribal tattoo lady
        I was hoping for some hot, feral sex with her breasts flopping and swaying around

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Viper is the most underutilized character of all time. She only had 3 scenes but she stole every one of them. Even the last scene where she was dead was pure coomer kino

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The soundtrack is phenomenal; the torture and cannibalism scene was irrational. The movie was missing something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That scene with Fine Young Cannibals made for one hell of an entrance. I loved that movie when it came out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This so fricking kino https://youtu.be/7BGvge4OVNQ?t=58

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How long do you think these cannibals practiced for their big concert and stage show?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >irrational
      they were scottish

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's watchable in a brainless few beers way, but extremely derivative and sloppy at times with some appalling editing. I like Neil Marshall (mostly out of lingering affection for his first two films), but he had some nerve saying Fury Road looked like Doomsday, given how much he took from the other Mad Max films.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i mention it when i can but i am just one man

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i watched it when it came out, it's very low budget and doesn't really go anywhere after the midpoint

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it goes to pure nonstop 300% action romp

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all Neil Marshal movies are kino, watch Centurion next

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He started well, but there's not much to be said for his last few. Even he knew his Hellboy was terrible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this, The Descent 1 (Descent 2 does not exist) is actually great. I dont know what the frick happened with The Lair

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been better. The coverage and editing here are Neeson going over a fence in Taken 3 tier.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Blatant Efny ripoff
    >Carpenter doesn't sue
    >Fun space movie
    >Carpenter sues

    Why

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand why she got her buddy killed in the opening.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This and bounty killer are the most based post apocalyptic movies ever made (apart from the classics) and I’m tired of pretending they’re not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bounty killer
      I love this shit like you wouldn't believe.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why have I never seen this movie mentioned on Cinemaphile? It's kino.
    this board is /capeshit-pol/
    so its just normal

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all i remember from these movies is the tongue scene ...

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not kino, it's merely watchable
    Which in the last decade's terms or so does make it kino in the land of unwatchable garbage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, its very great. incredibly moronic but great.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >is easily the most interesting character in the whole movie
    >has only one line
    we were robbed

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the one where Rhona Mitra is a secret agent and takes a muscle car into a quarantine zone?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no she takes the muscle car out of the quarantine zone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no she takes the muscle car out of the quarantine zone

      wasnt it a bentley?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        maybe, it did feel like a car commercial there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its been 20 years, I barely remember it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes a bentley continental gt.
        Which after being sat for 20 years started right up.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not, direction and editing are awful and vomiting tier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you talk like a gay and your shits all moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, i'd party with them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They throw one hell of a barbecue

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They mashed Escape from New York and Mad Max together and I loved it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd probably say the worst portion of the movie is the castle portion of movie, it's not bad but it doesnt mesh with the rest of the film and its obviously a slow part of the movie before going right back to car chases and fights with kino soundtrack
      >dat feel when no sequel with Rhona Mitra leads her psycho cannibals vs Malcolm McDowells psycho knights

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i loved the maximum larp but it didn't fit yeah

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was made by an AI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It would've been cool if the cops were roman themed helmet and armor

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I keep recommending it.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's some other Rhona Mitra kino?
    >Doomsday
    >Underworld 3
    >2nd and 3rd seasons of Strike Back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Add Shooter.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It gets 7/10 from me.
    It felt a bit like they picked up a few things left by crews of different movies and decided to mix it up to make their own flick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but that's perfect for B movie slop.

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