Why haven't you seen the best horror movie of the last decade?

Why haven't you seen the best horror movie of the last decade?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    never even heard of it

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it has A.I. slop int it. Just kidding, though I wish they wouldn’t use A.I. I do plan on seeing it. David Dastmalchian is a really good actor.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This mentality is fricking moronic

      THe more we accept, and help progress AI the better for films, music and videogame

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I strongly disagree - I’d much rather see the work of human artists.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will never be rich enough to have a movie made to my exact specification with any actor I want. AI can make this possible, its like the Star Trek Holodeck, but for movies.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Computer, generate a 3 hour long documentary narrated by Werner Herzog, filmed guerilla style, lots of voyeuristic filming and hidden camera work. Subject of the film are the toilet use habits of actresses Christina Hendricks, Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain. Disable censoring and rate the film NC-17. Run generation.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me guess... you also think ketchup is an acceptable replacement for pizza sauce.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thats not a valid comparison, Ai would be like having all the worlds chefs make you a sauce specifically to your liking.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't deny my assertion lmao

                >all the worlds chefs make you a sauce

                Hundreds of people throwing shit into a pot can only result in... you guessed it: SLOP.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're losing the war.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The war has already been lost and I accept it. Bad taste has always run the business. Lucky for them, there's always pigs willing to eat up the slop.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You never heard of too many cooks?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tasteless opinion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THe more we accept, and help progress AI the better for films, music and videogame
        yes saar, AI future

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, advancements in animation tools sure helped 2D animation look so much better than in the 40s when they didn't even have computers. oh wait, that's not fricking true at all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        >AI, make me a sequel to Bullitt that stars Steve McQueen and Charles Bronson, trying to break up an elusive smuggling ring, run by Lee Marvin. Faye Dunaway plays Bullitt's girlfriend

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did see it. Didn't like it. Felt like an amateurish take on copying those YouTube analogue horror shorts. It bugged me because it never felt grounded in reality (despite the intro narration to establish the time) and never felt like it was leading to anything. When it finally got to the girl that's in the trailers/marketing I figured this had to be the main event and it was unintentionally corny.
    Overall I was bored and did not like the lazy use of AI art and it didn't feel like a genuine recreation of an old tv show. Christou was cool though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >did not like the lazy use of AI art
      seethe

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks cool but I feel like it's going to bother me because it's not going to look authentically 1970s.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Horror as a genre has been played out for the last 30 fricking years.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They took it out of theaters after one week and I wanted it to see it the following week.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My local theater screens it at 8, I don't bother going to theaters at night I'll wait when it drops at Shudder

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are pretty unpopular choices, but I’m just sayin they’re the best in the last few years
    >Nope
    >no one will save you
    >The Boogeyman
    >Malignant
    >newest Evil Dead(was kinda fun)
    Not a lot of great options lately. Was very disappointed with the newest Insidious. They had a real chance to take the lead over the recent conjuring flop.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have such a crush on the girl on the left. Any bikini pics?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is her now.
      Feel old yet?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dresses like a bawd
        >crucifix
        Every time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/hWRetQJ.jpg

        Why haven't you seen the best horror movie of the last decade?

        such a hot slot

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never watch AI slop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did see it. Didn't like it. Felt like an amateurish take on copying those YouTube analogue horror shorts. It bugged me because it never felt grounded in reality (despite the intro narration to establish the time) and never felt like it was leading to anything. When it finally got to the girl that's in the trailers/marketing I figured this had to be the main event and it was unintentionally corny.
      Overall I was bored and did not like the lazy use of AI art and it didn't feel like a genuine recreation of an old tv show. Christou was cool though.

      incapable of independent thought and too stupid to realize it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you don't like this shitty movie you're a lemming

        lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this shitty movie
          You're mad at two frames of footage.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I don't think its on torrent yet

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why haven't you seen the best horror movie of the last decade?
    it's not on streaming yet and my boonies-ass theater only plays capeshit. looking forward to it though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Our theater is still playing some dog movie.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why haven't you seen the
    AI Slop, in any measure, is unacceptable.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not out yet

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This literally looks like the Ghost video of Cirice, lol

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One ai frame really mindbroke all those leftists. Wild

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it the scariest movie since the exorcist?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was excited to see it but it was honestly pretty bad.

    The acting was awful; there seemed to be no effort made to attempt the sort of off the cuff realism of a talk show, and the audience as a cast member was severely underused.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where can I stream it for free

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how they changed aspect ratios at the end.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually wish they used more AI in it. As in I wish they wrote the whole script with AI because it would've been better than the drivel I just watched. I'm actually not entirely convinced that's not what happened here.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Point me to a webrip and I'll watch it.
    I'll never go to the theater again.

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