no idea but judging from the title its another homosexual "bromance" thing where they emasculate men and think we actually act like little girls together
That's why women aren't as sex crazed as us, and why we're straight. With the natural order, things balance themselves out. Homosexuality isn't the natural order, hence the decadence and degeneracy. It's a symptom of the imbalance.
>Movie made to appeal to 1% of the population is failling
Jeez I wonder why, atleast if this shit had femboys or twink leads it would get the women audience
I really don’t know what they thought the hook for this was. A romantic comedy marketed toward gay white men? Can you get any more niche? Do gay white men even consume a lot of film? I guess it’s low budget so maybe they didn’t need a lot of tickets to turn a profit?
>romcom
Straight men will hate it >No female self insert
Women will hate it >Focuses on gay men
LBTQs will hate it for not pandering to them >Gay men are the stars
Gay men spend weekends at bathhouses, gay bars, dinner parties, and orgies
the title doesn't fit the product. From the name "bros" you would think it's a comedy about to male friends that pretend to be gay or something like "hump day" where two straight guys agree to have sex with each other. But then you look at the trailer and it's FLAMING GAY.
Looked pandering as frick. There seemed like some solid jokes in the trailer but it's mixed with that "AREN'T STRAIGHTS JUST SO WEIRD BEING GAY IS SO MUCH FUN" most gay people don't even like that shit. It's the same reason why only the worst women like "we don't need no man" type romcoms it's lowest from of entertainment. Literally treating the audience like little babies.
>Anybody got any theories?
Honestly, that seems to be a pretty good box office for a movie starring unknowns, and about homosexuals.
This actually seems like subtle bragging rather than actual surprise at low box office.
>Peter and Paul are in a throuple with Marty. >Bobby wins an award for "best cis male gay man". >After a brief argument, Bobby goes to Aaron’s apartment to hook up, but it’s mostly them kissing while two other guys go down on Aaron.
Totally relatable and not at all degenerate, guys!
Their audience is just gay white Whole Foods type city dudes, it probably paints some fake fantasy portrait of modern gay life to make it look normal, gays know that shit is fake and everyone else except for a few wine aunt gay hags won’t care. Surprise surprise no one saw it.
Obvious it's the fault of the same cis het chud incel manbabbies who are bashing the Woman King and Rings of Power and Game of Thrones: House of the Dragon and She-Hulk: Attorney At Law!
is it about the one hit wonder 80s band and then one of them played prince whatever in hellboy 2?
no idea but judging from the title its another homosexual "bromance" thing where they emasculate men and think we actually act like little girls together
>its another homosexual "bromance" thing
Well, it is homosexual.
brosbros, did we get too wienery?
the rare perfect post
Thank you for a 9/10 shitpost
excellent
>watch trailer
>gay orgy scene
>implied public sex
>all portrayed as normal
Are gays really this degen, at least hide your shame, damn.
>Are gays really this degen
The ones in the mainstream spotlight are, yes.
I'd say only like 10% of gays aren't degenerate frick machines but those are hard to find since they don't like to show off their gayness
>degen
Most of us straight men would have orgies and public sex with girls if they were as sex crazed as us.
That's why women aren't as sex crazed as us, and why we're straight. With the natural order, things balance themselves out. Homosexuality isn't the natural order, hence the decadence and degeneracy. It's a symptom of the imbalance.
Tragic. We could be having as much fun as they do.
You could be as pozzed and poxed as them, too, anon.
does billy eichner just yell the whole time like he always does?
didn't yell enough, maybe. he's good at exactly one thing (see:
) and he didn't lean into it enough for his movie debut
Billy Eichner is a literal homosexual israelite.
The Elegy Beaty community is an incredibly vocal minority that doesn't put it's money where it's mouth is
>homosexuality is repulsive to the average moviegoer
imagine my shock!
Gay dudes are gross. Lezzies are bae.
I thought women love gay romance?
Lol, lmao. Women don't love anything unless they're the main attraction.
Why do you think gay hags exist, even among gay men they crave attention.
Should've gone with that guy's goth+asian girl idea.
>Movie made to appeal to 1% of the population is failling
Jeez I wonder why, atleast if this shit had femboys or twink leads it would get the women audience
I really don’t know what they thought the hook for this was. A romantic comedy marketed toward gay white men? Can you get any more niche? Do gay white men even consume a lot of film? I guess it’s low budget so maybe they didn’t need a lot of tickets to turn a profit?
>Do gay white men even consume a lot of film?
The stereotype is that they love old movies, especially musicals. But I would wager they prefer Action movies to gay romcoms.
It is totally normal for another man to want to frick another man in the ass.
BALD
NOT KINO
The humor in the trailers is just
>DUDE WERE GAY LOL DID WE JUST SAY GAY?
>YEAH BECAUSE WERE GAY LOLOLOLOLOL
Never even heard of this, sounds pretty gay to me
>casting a middle aged geezer and an ugly israelite
Make a romcom starring cute twinks and I will watch.
Because it's not kino. People can tolerate gay movies if they make it kino.
Great movie, and still impressed with myself for having the courage to watch it.
>impressed with myself for having the courage to watch it
Why would people want to go to the movies to watch gay sex?
It's almost like 85-95% of the country is sick of this shit.
It’s a raunchy comedy, meaning that:
>women won’t watch it
>gays won’t watch it
>straight men won’t watch it because it’s gay
>romcom
Straight men will hate it
>No female self insert
Women will hate it
>Focuses on gay men
LBTQs will hate it for not pandering to them
>Gay men are the stars
Gay men spend weekends at bathhouses, gay bars, dinner parties, and orgies
There is almost no audience for this movie.
the title doesn't fit the product. From the name "bros" you would think it's a comedy about to male friends that pretend to be gay or something like "hump day" where two straight guys agree to have sex with each other. But then you look at the trailer and it's FLAMING GAY.
every post ive ever read about this movie reads like an advertisement
Brosbros…
Looked pandering as frick. There seemed like some solid jokes in the trailer but it's mixed with that "AREN'T STRAIGHTS JUST SO WEIRD BEING GAY IS SO MUCH FUN" most gay people don't even like that shit. It's the same reason why only the worst women like "we don't need no man" type romcoms it's lowest from of entertainment. Literally treating the audience like little babies.
>Anybody got any theories?
Honestly, that seems to be a pretty good box office for a movie starring unknowns, and about homosexuals.
This actually seems like subtle bragging rather than actual surprise at low box office.
>rom com
>post 2016 comedy
What is the target audience for this? Because I doubt even gay men would be interested in this.
>Peter and Paul are in a throuple with Marty.
>Bobby wins an award for "best cis male gay man".
>After a brief argument, Bobby goes to Aaron’s apartment to hook up, but it’s mostly them kissing while two other guys go down on Aaron.
Totally relatable and not at all degenerate, guys!
Their audience is just gay white Whole Foods type city dudes, it probably paints some fake fantasy portrait of modern gay life to make it look normal, gays know that shit is fake and everyone else except for a few wine aunt gay hags won’t care. Surprise surprise no one saw it.
Obvious it's the fault of the same cis het chud incel manbabbies who are bashing the Woman King and Rings of Power and Game of Thrones: House of the Dragon and She-Hulk: Attorney At Law!
>Made flicks not for straight white men
>WTF why didn't straight white men watch our shit???