Why is Death a mexican wolf?
It's a kids movie so they needed another anthro talking animal character in the mix.
>shows hero terrified of dying and realizing his death will happen sooner or later
Yes. Not every modern kid's flick needs to be the Boss Baby
you're right. it's actually a movie for fat retarded manchildren who refuse to grow up and instead watch cartoons as their main source of entertainment
Post your "mature" sources of entertainment then
Like you swing them at things?
>resorts to /a/ shit
Everytime. Bet you high brow Lain as well, homosexual
LET ME GUESS, you think Naruto is deep to huh? Or is it bleach?
>animated movie doesn't have mature themes
>"See? All animation is for kids!"
>animated movie does have mature themes
>"They just made this for manchildren!"
Imagine being this dismissive of an entire medium. I agree that it's a problem if you have an adult who's ONLY watching kids' cartoons, but if your media consumption is well-rounded with stuff in your own age range as well then what's wrong with being able to watch and appreciate a family movie?
Better yet, why is he voiced by a Brazillian?
Still a kids' movie
is Secret of NIMH not a kids movie because it has dark stuff in it?
if anything it's good not to treat children like retards, this isn't for toddlers either, it's for 10 year olds and teenagers
Kids really shouldn't be that old to be aware of death.
How do you explain death to a 5 year old kid?
Listen closely child. One day, I will die.
I don't know how old I was, less than 8 at least, but some of my earliest memories were crying in bed because i was terrified of dying.
If you didn't realize you'd die and what the implications were by about age 5-6, maybe age 8-9 the absolute latest, you're actually an NPC
and fairy tales are meant for children
your point mate?
I look like this and also say those things and I'm 36
ATLA comes to mind for these types
every anime fan
Anime literally has different terms for stories meant to be consumed by boys/teens vs adults. You are retarded.
I know you're a zoomer because basic fairy tails and kids' cartoons growing up in the 90s were far darker than Puss in Boots.
Hell the shit I read in elementary school was darker and dealt with death. I'm blanking on the book name but one had a little girl burying her mom or relative in their land with her bare hands
Used to be narrative (not comedic) stuff for kids was designed to give them important messages and themes but in a way that a kid could understand. Now they'll just tell em you can hug and talk your fee-fees out with genocidial dyke rocks.
>genocidial dyke rocks
is that a mexican fairy tale? everything else in the movie was fairy tales
would death be Scottish for Shrek? What about donkey? Would death speak in ebonics with him? Would he look like pic related?
yes, death is a cultural personification, it takes the form the recipient expects. Did you think the yuro Grim Reaper was an objective truth?
skeleton is pretty universal for death, yeah
That's my husband you're talking about
Pick it up
PICK. IT. UP
>reminder that Death is voiced by Cpt. Birth
Maybe he looks different depending on who he is after?
>Didney villains: muh trauma
>Dreamworks villains: dysfunctional crime family, irredeemable power-hungry bastard, and death incarnate
And to think that the Shrek franchise were a bunch of meme movies.
Dreamworks has more misses than hits but when they hit, they completly BTFO Disney
i thought he was brazilian, didn't hear the mexican accent, the little dog was DEFINITELY a mexican
How is Lobo a brazilian if he speaks spanish?
a brazilian trying to mimick spanish accent (but not in a retarded way), of course, you're a dumb EOL retard, you wouldn't get it
Death is an inexplicably Jamaican skeleton with a scythe and you can't convince me otherwise.
You know why
I’d let him to do unspeakable things to me .
>I know I can never defeat you Lobo, but I will never stop fighting for this life
Hispanic themed movie
>Strong family values
>Marriage is important
>Friendships over greed
>courage and masculinity
>dont throw your life away chasing degeneracy and pleasure
Anglo themed movie
>Marriage oppresses women
>GREED over friendship
>masculinity is LE BAD
>Just consoom degenerate garbage, like drugs and alcohol, throw your life away
Really makes you think
latino white supremacists will save the world
Which anglo movie?
All of them. Anglos are just pale israelites, they are just as greedy and soulless
post an "anglo" movie
eyes wide shut
i dunno but he looks and sounds cool
POR QUÉ DIABLOS FUI A JUGAR CON MI COMIDA?!
it's a chadzilian
Mexicans are all obsesses with death and they are a bunch of furries too.
And that's a good thing
>tfw no tsundere cockney gf
For me its the Serpent Sisters
The only thing I didn't like about this movie is that its too fast paced, I felt like it was playing at 1.5x speed
Because life was a spanish cat? Don't over think things.
>villain is evil because he is simply evil
We need more pure evil villains
Jack Horner is the most kino villain in a while.
No sob story, no dumb crying, no talk no jutsu
The only bad thing about this movie is the dog who should have been beaten with a stick
I want to fuck Death so bad bros
what was the audience for this?
Its funny but Dreamworks seems to be more popular with millennials in their 30s than with actual kids. Just look at Cinemaphile and see what kind of weirdos get so into these movies
>Voice actor is a Brazilian manlet
>Gets casted as Mexicans and Columbians
He fucking did it, bros...
>the Shrekverse has better writing, animation and more creativity than anything made by D*sney in the last 20 years
He's referencing Steven Universe, a show where stone aliens that look like women can be forgiven for committing genocide but the one bad guy who was depicted as genuinely irredeemable was some mildly rude white guy.
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