Why is Dick like this?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kory is more interesting than Babs. Editorial that's currently pushing Babs instead is hilarious.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Look guys, we all know even though there are a million more interesting characters, and some really fricked up stuff happened between them, to the point where it really feels more like toxic codependence, we can only have Mary Jane be with Peter Parker.
      >Can you imagine if the movie audience picked up a comic, and Peter WASN'T in a weird man child will they won't they with a woman he effectively had a cosmic divorce with?
      >They would all storm the headquarters screaming WHERE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN SPIDERMAN, MARY JANE!?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This hasn’t been true since 1986. Kory is much more boring than Babs

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dick has a type. When one busty redhead turned him down, he simply upgraded to a better one.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behaviour like this is why people don't name their kids Dick any more.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do women also take flowers and chocolates to their men?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do men even like flowers? I would, since I like picking out specific ones with their meanings, but it's too culturally ingrained to think that men don't like "feminine" gifts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just give the chocolate or pizza.
        We just lazy, the flowers gonna rot while we are busy somewhere

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, flowers are just kind of a forgettable gift. You buy them, they get acknowledged for a few minutes as the receiver says thanks and finds a vase, then a couple weeks later they're in the yard waste. Chocolates are a better "traditional" gift route.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chocolates certainly. Everyone likes chocolate. And who wouldn't appreciate at least the gesture of flowers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No men eating chocolate and sweets in general is gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish a girl would give me flowers 🙁

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's spent too long around and inside troqs, he's gone native.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was this story written? It was long after he and Starfire were broken up, and it was even after Babs broke up with Dick in that One Year Later story across DC. The whole thing never made sense to me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it was editorial meddling, it would be DC trying to say Babs is Dick's true love while not letting them be together (because heroes settling down is boring per Didio), because Dick just couldn't resist cheating on his fiancee with Babs.
      But if it wasn't, Andreyko was running hot with Manhunter at the time. It was a more mature title where the protag Kate is a hot mess and her being a cheat wouldn't be too out of character, especially since she literally was a brand new character. And most of the relationships in that book were kinda messy for drama purposes. So if editorial didn't tell him to do it he was just bringing that sentiment to very established characters where that doesn't really fly, and I don't think he anticipated the main character having one of the loudest and annoying fanbases ever (in relation to its size) almost 20 years later.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a polygamy enthusiast

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how the silhouette makes it look like Dick is smoking a fat cigar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, dating the Harlequin seems like evidence of childhood trauma.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dick was more successful with women since day 1.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come on Jason, now's your chance

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jason deserves better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no he doesn't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, he does

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >oh it is rape time isn't it?
            >you know it Jason

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dickbabs 2.0
            Jason deserves a break.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like this one?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Top 10 anime betrayal

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you moron.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I remember right, Dick not only slept with Barbara in the days leading up to his wedding to Kory, but invited her to his wedding literally the following morning, and she had no idea he was getting married.

    What kind of piece of shit does that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fictional character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he is a Dick....

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dick not only slept with Barbara in the days leading up to his wedding to Kory
      did that happen in the pages of Perez Teen Titans? How did they maintain Dick as a protagonist and hero after pulling a move like that? What caused him to cheat on his fiance Star with Babs?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Dick and Barbara's first meeting after The Killing Joke, the two were very fragile at the time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that still doesn't seem like a sensible move on either of their parts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a retcon. Before the 90's Dick and Babs were never that close. The timeline is all screwy.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she just wants to eat

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, since Wally can't cheat on his wife, I would bring Artemis (the best version of her) into Nightwing's life.

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