Why is Elmer Fudd a sex god?

Why is Elmer Fudd a sex god?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we copypaste from Twitter because we don't know how to be funny anymore?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen Cinemaphile lately? It's nothing but twitter threads.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There comes a point when you've run out of b***hing about games so you have to b***h about people liking games. Cinemaphile has always been the most schizophrenic and miserable shithole on the internet. Literally that's all its known for.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm following along the development of their new "nu-fun" concept along with the moronic "safe horny" shit. I can't imagine what kind of seethe leads to trying to tell people they didn't have fun.

          It's different from the times when morality police would tell people that the fun they're having is bad. I can at least understand that sort of mindset. But to go
          >"Umm... ackchually, YOU didn't have any fun despite what your experience might have lead you to believe."
          It's such a strange way to cope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I've learned from Twitter is that women are really into gay stuff, especially if it's Cinemaphile men and boys. Add vaguely violence and abuse oriented stuff if its Cinemaphile women and girls.

      Have you seen Cinemaphile lately? It's nothing but twitter threads.

      X

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do we copypaste from Twitter because we don't know how to be funny anymore?
      I think you mean, "We copypaste from (X), because the (MODS) of (Cinemaphile.org) don't allow for constructive discussion and very much prefer allowing threads that drive traffic through cheap outrage."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So this is why I keep getting banned in other boards for discussing shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, we copypaste from X, tumblr, and popular news sites because we dont know how to be funny anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick you mean "we"?

      This is a Zoomer phenomena.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twitter ("x") migrants track their shit in through the door with them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we are too socially awkward to write such untrue yet believable statements about society and relationships

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. If you make bold statements on here an autist will argue back and forth with you until you both get banned.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've been on the internet for how long and have to ask that?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I've learned from Twitter is that women are really into gay stuff, especially if it's Cinemaphile men and boys. Add vaguely violence and abuse oriented stuff if its Cinemaphile women and girls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the women on twitter are 40-100% fujos

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        depends on which parts you hang out on. porn twitter and animation twitter, for sure. anime twitter, even higher.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no woman has ever wanted elmer fudd

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lies

      he even has a wife

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        never understand why they dont made them elmyra's parents, she looks exactly like her

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dad wants to blast animals
          >daughter wants to hug them to death
          It works.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dad wants to blast animals
          >daughter wants to hug them to death
          It works.

          All the main tiny toons characters (and a few tertiary) have an analogue to one of the original loony toons.
          Buster and babs - bugs
          Plucky - daffy
          Hampton - porky
          Sweetie - tweetie
          Calamity coyote - wily coyote
          Montana max - Yosemite Sam
          Fifi - Pepe
          Little beeper - road runner
          Dizzy - taz
          Fowlmouth - foghorn leghorn
          Concord condor - beaky buzzard
          Gogo dodo - yoyo dodo
          And of course:
          Elmyra duff - Elmer fudd. Notice the name similarities. It's entirely intentional that she's a stand in for Elmer. The difference and irony being Elmyra has probably killed more animals on accident than Elmer has on purpose. Elmer is often depicted as inept at hunting. Elmyra is inept at keeping pets (alive or otherwise.)

          Any resemblance between Elmyra and Elmer is entirely intentional.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting for women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Much less twitter women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls say they want a "dad-bod", until they see what that means. What they mean, is that they want a guy who works out, but doesn't work out *too much* that the guy spends too much time working out or becoming too attractive that other girls will give him significantly more attention.
    It's to keep the guy in her dating pool, just like they tell fat girls that they're beautiful, to keep the fatties from her dating pool.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because guys who care too much about their appearance seem really gay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When girls say dad bod, they mean Henry Cavill in Man of Steel where he's super jacked but not ultra shredded

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX WITH WABBITS

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares what women want?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you are looking for someone to date but you have a list of 200 requirements you aren't really looking for someone to date, you are looking for an excuse to be alone.
    Many of these women even after meeting someone who fulfills all these crazy demands will reject the guy outright or after a few dates, it's so stupid just admit you don't really want to be in a relationship

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