Why is Frozen the best Disney film?

Why is Frozen the best Disney film?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its an original story not based on an old fairytale. its like the only modern fairytale story. it has fantastic real seeming characters and a story with lots of twists and turns instead of the standard formula. totally subverting the love story with Anna and making her more awkward, and Elsas entire storyline are just so well done- amazing music too!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elsex and Anal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because elsa is a nudist

      you people are so cringey holy shit.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because elsa is a nudist

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, The Emperor's New Groove is their best film.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elsa is hot

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elsa is beautiful

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's so perfect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THAT PERFECT GIRL IS GONE!!!! HERE I STAND IN THE LIGHT OF DAY LET THE STORM RAGE ON THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANY WAY

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Best Disney film
    >Frozen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the best song from Robin Hood?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The music

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no Black folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, don’t see the second one.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Elsa and would marry her. She's so perfect.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >snowBlack person story
    >best disney film
    beauty and the beast is the best because it portrays real white people from france

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >France
      >Real white people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > 18th Century France.
        > Not white.
        Frick the French, but you're an absolute idiot.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be funny if Elsa's clothes disappered during that scene and she was Naked in front of the whole kingdom. Everyone would be pointing and laughing at her and she would be so embarrassed.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a poor man's Tanya the Evil tbdesu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This similar anime is better

      This is literally never true.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hasn't seen it
        Pleb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >an middle class japanese cog who dies and get reincarnated as a e-girl in a mesh of WWI and II because she pissed a god and author just didn't think exec would light green the premise, but they did
      vs
      >a loosely retold of ice queen with familiar drama ans side romances that realistically didn't get to anywhere plus some rocky bastards that wanted to puppet the kingdom using their human protegee as proxy
      yeah anon, similar

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elsa is breathtakingly beautiful

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Tangled.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elsa should be in her Birthday Suit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be if Elsa was Nude

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    elsanna of course
    also white girls

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is Frozen the best Disney film?

    Lesbian incest

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elsa is so hot in her skintight coronation clothes. Really does a good job showing off her skinny and curvy body.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would be funny if her clothes vanished. She would be so embarrassed being Naked in front of the whole kingdom.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That perfect girl is gone

    What did she mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She should be a Nudist if the cold doesn't bother her

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The versatile characters break cliches and allow a wide range of story elements.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not.

    >what is Tangled?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elsa should stay in her Birthday Suit if the cold doesn't bother her.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >twirling perfectly around the areola
    damnit disney, wasn't ariels castle enough??

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think it is though

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the anon who fricked his neighbor while she wore the Elsa costume here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? Story.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers don't know how to spell Aladdin
    This generation is fricked, isn't it?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elsa is so hot brehs

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're an 8-year-old girl?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mulan and zootopia are better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is Zootopia still better when you account for the fact that you cannot, I repeat cannot, frick the rabbit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can’t frick any of the Disney girls even if they aren’t rabbits

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've got a sugar baby Disney worker that begs to differ.

          She begs for a lot of things, come to think of it.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I watched The Jungle Book and it was kind of shit. I think when I was a kid I just ate up everything Disney produced, but a lot of their older movies are really mediocre.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that isnt The Muppet Christmas Carol

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elsa should've been a Nudist

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