Why is he so good?

Why is he so good?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They toned down the wiggerisms in Season 2 but yeah, Jake's a solid protagonist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hapa
      No.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He has the intelligence and wisdom of an Asian man and the wiener size of a white man. He is the product of yellow fever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jake's actually not that smart
      Granted, his failing grade in mythology comes down to his teacher grading based on inaccurate lore

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was mentioned that he used to be a really good student but his dragon work caused him to slip in his classes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and the wiener size of a white man

      So small and pathetic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His mom should have married a black man. He'd be the ultimate human.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >and the wiener size of a white man

          So small and pathetic?

          Real American hours right now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      then why the kid acts like he is black?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jake's dad is actually a mutt continuing his mutt legacy. Why do you think his last name is long and he wants the white woman?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's a dumb teenager that is embarrassed of his own family traditions?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because he grew up in the hood

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >DRAGON UP NIGGUUUHHHH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unpopular opinion: I actually liked the new style of Season 2. Something about it looked more "sleek" as opposed to Season 1's "grainy" look.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 looks like a Saturday morning comedy while season 2 actually looks like an action series.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At sucking wiener?

  6. 1 year ago
    Big 'dick' Lenny

    Because laz drew him

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