Why is he so powerful? Also what is the underworld like outside of the bureaucratic shit?

Why is he so powerful? Also what is the underworld like outside of the bureaucratic shit?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Jenna Ortega's butthole.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First Post Best Post

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And how!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY BASED...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The duality of Cinemaphile

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you guys realize poop comes out of there?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not right now it doesn't.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you realize tempting ONE disgustingly niche fetish is too much as it is?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all do

      HOLY BASED...

      Target aquired

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but beforehand I’d like to sniff, lick, and finger it. Preferably right before or after she takes a poo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also want this anon to frick Jenna Ortega’s butthole

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its hard to tell with all the makeup, but that is actually Micheal Keaton, not Jenna Ortega.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        woah he's good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you are a man and like anal it means you're closeted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if I believe this, but it's gross regardless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know jenna's dad posted on Cinemaphile

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put me in the heckin screenshot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jenna ortega is a fetus.
      Put me in the screencap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexo

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He always came across as very low on the power level compared to the other denizens of whatever the frick Burton circle jerk clay mation place that was supposed to be

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. He abuses two freshly dead ghosts with zero idea of how anything works.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's one of the most powerful ghosts, in the physical world. For most dead, interacting with the physical world is basically impossible. Some high powered ghosts can influence the physical world, with a lot of effort. Betelgeuse can do it effortlessly. It's why even old hands like Lucille Ball were so intimidated by him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Betelgeuse

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Problem?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its improperly spelled on the sign because he can't say or write his own name.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait that actually makes sense. Good point

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, that's how its actually spelled in universe. The movie is called "Beetlejuice" for marketing reasons.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That isn't how that word is pronounced though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's how Betelgeuse pronounces it though

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not how he spells it though since he can't invoke his own actual name, he can only use words that are close or do pictograms.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are just continuing the ruse, a lot of comedies have jokes in the credits.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The script also uses Betelgeuse.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Using his real name is bad news of course they wouldn't keep writing his actual name over and over.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, let's be real for a sec. If there is no amount of evidence that other anon can drudge up that can convince you that your theory is wrong then the conversation is pretty pointless. At this point that anon could literally bring the director into the thread, have him confirm that the name is "Betelgeuse" and you would still be like "he's just keeping up the ruse"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You lost for even engaging.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, if the film were named betelgeuse and they didn't come up with a rule where he had to make people guess his name like rumpelstiltskin, I would accept it was how his name was actually spelled, but as it is, his name is clearly Beetlejuice.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When Alec Baldwin is reading the flyer, he says Betelgeuse, and its written to make you say it three times, but Alec stops in the middle of saying Betelgeuse the third time. Had he finished the third time, he would have released him.
                So you can say Betelguese or Beetlejuice three times and they both have the same outcome.
                The real name is Betelguese, but Beetlejuice is easier to get people to say errantly.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Betelguese or Beetlejuice
                They are pronounced differently, Beetlejuice just knew that a country bumpkin wouldn't know the right way to say it and it was the closest he could come to writing his real name.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Real names have to nicknames, anon. Its really not that hard to understand.

                > say William three times
                > say Bob three times

                Look you just referenced the same guy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its not a nickname, its a purposeful mispelling of an invocation he can't do himself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bill is short for William
                Bob is short for Robert

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His real name is Pazuzu

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's actually Beat le israelites. He's pretty based. And french.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Juno explicitly says he's extremely powerful

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think he was very powerful at all, more of a nuisance than anything.
    And the underworld outside of the offices was just a sandy wasteland.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sandy wasteland
      That was Saturn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That was Saturn
        What?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They say in the movie that that sandy wasteland with the worms is Saturn. It's probably some version of Saturn that only appears to dead people or something

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You die, you get assigned some sort of sentence like 100 years in your house or working in an office on the other side (depends on the sort of life you lived and how you died), you serve out your sentence, and then you move on either spending your time in the afterlife, being reincarnated, or going on even beyond that to paradise if you lived a good life. If you get exorcised you end up as the equivalent of a spectral incel that no one wants to associate with or even acknowledge exists.

    People stay in the afterlife rather than moving on because it still allows them to have some connection to the living world which they might not want to give up, they meet people in the afterlife they don't want to lose contact with, etc. and reincarnation just sets you up to live again, potentially frick up again, and end up serving out a whole new sentence in the afterlife after you just got done serving one all so you can try to make it into paradise.

    For a lot of people it just makes sense to live, serve out your sentence, and go to the afterlife because it's pretty much like living again anyway, but it means you don't get into paradise which is why everyone in the afterlife are such buttholes, because if they weren't, they would have moved on to paradise or even reincarnated to take a shot at paradise. There's your Beetlejuice lore.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uncanny

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a demon.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is a demon you fricking moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he is a demon
      No he isn't, he was processed as a dead person and had a job working with the agency.
      He just has plot armor as being powerful, unlike others he revels in his undeath.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s been around since Black Plague so maybe just working that long gives you more power

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lydia calls him a demon in the trailer but he’s a ghost (with the most) and was actually a regular human at some point

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the guy of image that Indian people think is cool

      >imagine a conversation with these two!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *kind of

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lydia calls him a demon in the trailer but he’s a ghost (with the most) and was actually a regular human at some point

      >he is a demon
      No he isn't, he was processed as a dead person and had a job working with the agency.
      He just has plot armor as being powerful, unlike others he revels in his undeath.

      he was the batman

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird how Juno talks about "taking him out without putting him back" implying she has no problem with Beetlejuice himself per say, just with new ghosts who get tricked by him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the afterlife he's more of an annoyance, but the bigger issue is that they don't want the living to know about the afterlife.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hot receptionist died in 2018. Her other notable role, she plays the hot villager in Three Amigos who hires the Three Amigos.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about painting Latinas green that makes them so sexy?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Latinas
        she is a nigress

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She got in trouble for playing a black, "the community" accused her of being a Latina, not a black. She even made an official apology for playing a black character in a biopic.

          Most Latinos have 5-20% African ancestry.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            american blacks are so stupid sometimes. i doubt any blacks in africa or latam gave a shit

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *jump scares you

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this sequel is going to suck so much, burton lost the touch like a decade ago. on the bright side, at least it isn't beetlejuice goes hawaiian

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is one of Burton's worst but winona can sit on my lap

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: zoomers talking about fake nostalgia toward film their teenage parents (didn't) watch
    Not sure what's worse - corporate green for free copyright grabs or idiots who, after fricking 15+ years of the awful practice, still buy to it. I mean you would think that Crystal Skull would teach people to never watch any sequels done years later.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even the Maitlands got some powers. Dying in this world apparently turns you into a cartoon character, Beetlejuice just happens to be very skilled at it.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sandworms. I hate 'em, myself

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people praising the latest trailer? Keaton looked like fricking shit in jt and his delivery was horrible. He looks fed up.

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