why is he so stupid?
why did taika turn him into homer simpson?
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Who cares ? He's gigachad
he's a white male
>NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN POZZED CAPESHITERINO!!!! HOW COULD YOU TURN THIS CHARACTER SO STUPID!!!! MY BILLION DOLLAR POZZED CORPORATE CAPESHIT PROPAGANDA DESERVES BETTER!!!
tpbp
>dont critique hostile israeli propaganda
>just dont watch it
>stop talking about hostile propaganda
>dont discuss the effect propaganda has on the wider culture
>focus on yourself, goy
thanks for ~~*your*~~ contribution
Literally stop talking about it.
Sage.
>>just dont watch it
on yourself, goy
Yes, it's really that easy
Exactly. Stop caring. You will never be a woman. You will never have kids. You will never be a kid again. Why should any of it matter to you? It’s only a problem if you acknowledge it.
And do what? Rant to normies? Just avoid it. Visigoths weren't attending late Roman plays.
>why did the half israeli half mystery meat manlet make the white gigachad dumb?
You should know better by now anon
I also suspect that, Taika is a Kiwi and Cris is from Australia and the two nations do not get along. It is a way in which Taika copes with a Chad Aryan from Australia.
>Taika is a Kiwi
kek
david cohen is not really a kiwi
half kiwi then
his first name is still Taika or do israelites just go by their middle names all the time
they can't all be going by schlomo because it will give away that they aren't fellow brown people
No not really. Australia has shittier relations with China atm. ANZ has their disputes but we are still close.
>and the two nations do not get along.
You're a moron no one actually hates the other it's literally banter you subhuman foreigner
But It’s true we aussies hate kiwis. They’re like a annoying little brother who’s a downie that demands attention
Aussies and Kiwis get along fine you are just sensitive.
There's a high chance you're talking to a burger. This is just how they view geopolitics. Everything simplified to the level of a five year old.
We are just used to hating every other country for not being us and forget that other countries’ “men” are too low t to do the same.
But all Americans know about other countries is whatever their cartoons told them when they were "growing up" (in quotes because they still dress and act like they're 13 well into their 50s)
Shut up, poor
None of my cartoons told me that Europeis 100% balkan and middle eastern territory filled to the absolute BRIM with inbreeding and acid attacks though?
He's an American literally pulling a
>lemme tell you about your country.
Americans are so hated by everyone around them they can't understand the banter that other nations have for eachother.
Australia and New Zealand get along decently, like England and Wales. If there's any country Australia legitimately despises it"s China because some CCP officials have been buying up their fresh water.
Because no one liked Thor 1 and 2. People considered him too boring. I still think he was at his best in the first one and infinity war.
No one liked them, yet they spent hundreds of millions on a third sequel?
They made money.
that was when everything was leading up to endgame. they had to keep it going to maintain all the hype and keep the mcu story elements building on each other (the ending to ragnarok directly leads into the intro to Infinity war for example)
the first 2 thor movies sucked ass but hemsworth was enough to get people to go see them and they performed well at the box office so they made another one. simple as that
I liked the part where the blond white guy showed up to save africa
I like him in Avengers 1, the silly Shakespearean dialogue is kino
He’s a nonentity in A2
That's a flat out lie moron. Plenty liked him, the problem is his movies around him were absolute shit and they didn't know how to make fun, sprawling Asgardian epic. Pay attention moron
to emasculate and demoralize white men
How long do they show his ass for? Is there even one scintilla of female skin?
Like 2 seconds, then they hard cut to his back and you see he has a big "RIP Loki" tattoo in a Nordic rune typeface, and because Waititi thinks you're stupid there's also a big cartoon tattoo of Loki's helmet just to make sure it's as obvious and tasteless as possible.
Damn they really went into it determined to make absolutely everything about the character a huge stupid joke, didn't they?
Are you fricking serious?
They had to zoom in on it too; they couldn't just have it be some incidental detail for audience members to notice
Why does Taika hate the Warriors Three so much?
Even in Love and Thunder he just called them “those guys.”
I don’t get it.
You just know one of those morons came up with the tattoos idea on set and they yukked it up thinking it'd be the funniest shit ever.
Lmao what the frick, this is an insane tonal whiplash from even the more light-hearted MCU movies (let alone the previous movies with this character). These are Epic Movie-tier jokes.
We're well past Epic Movie; this movie is in Meet The Spartans territory
Christ, I can see why Critics are shitting on this one. Embarrassing...
Why does Thor talk to his weapon now? Has this ever been established?
It started in that joke video of Thor being roommates with some IT guy, he saw Mjolnir as his friend or pet and gave it its own mini bed
Then of course the joke got run into the ground
Wait, is that supposed to be canon? I thought it was just Hemsworth dicking around.
>Wait, is that supposed to be canon?
No but I suspect it laid the foundations for Thor becoming a goofier and less serious character in the canon storyline
the roommate was the tour guide in L&T
ebin
Ngl, I laughed. Having the axe be new jealous chick is great.
Frick me.
damn you're not even exaggerating - that is basically the same joke as in the intro to Meet the Spartans...
Holy shit, do even more stupid jokes appear during the movie?
Meet the Spartans is one of the greatest comedies of this century. This does not come close.
Holy frick, this is idiotic.
how the frick can something like this trigger you morons so much ? Jesus Christ
This was one of the only good gags in that annoying fricking movie, and it wasn't played up like some gag, just zoomed into and allowing the audience to laugh at it themselves.
If you want an example of an actually terrible joke, why not talk about the screaming fricking goats that have more screen time than Christian Bale, the main antagonist? Or that cringy fricking scene where an army of six year olds killed the monsters?
You morons keep getting mad at the wrong things, pull those panties out of your bussies.
It's moronic; it's like a lolsorandum joke a 13 year old would come up with, and it's a joke at the expense of one of the few character moments Thor had which Waititi hadn't undermined yet.
The children fighting was ok. The movie is for children, after all. It was the first time actual children where seen fighting in the mcu.
>The movie is for children, after all
grown ass men keep forgetting this about their super hero flicks and star wars epics. they're made for everyone to enjoy, but it's primarily for kids and preteens who will buy toys
Wow
Frick off, Tahiti.
Note that the scroll shoddily has Mother, Father, Loki, Natasha, and Tony written on it too. Nothing for his three best fricking friends that died/were slaughtered by Taika's indifference to them.
> Nothing for his three best fricking friends that died/were slaughtered by Taika's indifference to them.
It pissed me off their mention in the movie was just a “whoever those guys were” joke as though it isn’t the fault of Disney and Taika for not properly establishing them.
Yes completely unlike this irony laced motion picture
>Is there even one scintilla of female skin?
take a wild guess
you can't write a character smarter than yourself.
good answer
Thor running around shouting "here boy" at Mjolnir like it's a dog is so dumb and so against anything we've seen from the character until then. Thor has always treated the hammer seriously; it's his whole arc in the first movie (and Infinity War to a slightly lesser extent); a symbol of his father and his responsibilities.
The fact that it's the embodiment of who he is.
In thor 1 we see the Hammer as proof of his moral strength and honor. He is a shallow and ignorant person then becomes a better person to earn it back.
Now he's become like before he re-earned the hammer. A dumb, wienery, self obsessed jerk. Yet he still is worthy somehow
Imagine starting out with Kenneth Branagh and ending up with Taika David Cohen.
Can anyone who's seen it tell me what Melissa McCarthy does as Hela? How long is her scene, and how cringeworthy is it?
It’s like 5 seconds, I didn’t even realise it was her, just had to google it after reading your post.
It's shorter and less amusing than the equivalent theater scene in Ragnarok; it sucks and is distracting (like all the celebrity appearances/cameos) but it's not offensively awful or anything.
they lean in too hard into that whole "there's a stage play with cringeworthy stage actors in Asgard" bit, and it's just not that funny - more like "oh so they're doing that too"
whats even more disappointing is that the 2 lead actors (Matt Damon and the other Hemsworth) approach Valkyrie in a later scene to possibly do another stage play about another event (that just happened at that point). That wasn't funny at all.
Wasn't the whole point of the hacky stage play that Loki was forcing people to make shitty propaganda about himself? In Ragnarok I didn't get the vibe that it was this group of actors who were weird and everyone else was just going along with it...
yeah they are now overdoing that old joke, which I guess you could still play off as something that's around because of the fact that asgard is now a top tourist destination. Like I can accept that it's a thing, but that extra scene with fake-loki and fake-thor asking valkyrie for approval of another oncoming stage play was so out of place.
Waititi doesn't care about the characters or consistency, these people are just sentient action figures to dispense whatever shitty joke he wants to make at the time.
She was fine, she had less than two minutes.
For cheap laughs. Taika cannot go 5 seconds without cramming some lame tween-tier joke into his movies, and this was the worst one yet. I’m surprised an exec didn’t take one look at the script and fire him on the spot, the guy has let the success seriously go to his head.
Bold to assume these things have scripts; it's like 90% SNL-tier ad-libbing, which is why incidental dialogue is all shot flat against a greenscreen.
Is that why Taika’s movies always feel like a group of college student goofing around with a camera? Explains so much.
this is the trouble with industry groupthink annointing a movie as trite and flawed as Jojo Rabbit with Best Screenplay awards.
Taika didn't even have a writing credit on Ragnarok. there was no real evidence he personally knew how to combine drama and comedy really well beyond a movie which just alternates between whacky nazis scenes and standard holocaust movie tropes.
Honestly whoever thought it'd be a good idea to try and weave both a child death story AND a terminal cancer story into a wacky zany reddit space adventure should have been fired on the spot.
>tfw I paid to see Jojo expecting it to have a similar tone to Death of Stalin
yes I'm still mad
Unfortunately, it was destined to win all the awards. As hamfisted as it was, it was a movie about israelites in WW2, you don’t get any more Oscar bait than that. Apparently if you jam a goofy parody of Hitler into a derivative war story, you have groundbreaking cinema.
I mean if Life Is Beautiful can win loads of awards why not.
who'd have thought holocaust nostalgia would become a subgenre.
THIS was the worst joke in the film? Not the screaming vine goats straight out of 2013?
Holy moron.
I was talking about the film as a whole you braindead homosexual.
But that shot is perfect for the marvel fan boys. They love his comedic style. They were spitting out their thor themed slushies in the theaters every time the rock dude spoke
Somebody looking like Chris Hemsworth and being smart would be too threatening to the average viewer.
This. That's where the chud meme's coming from as well.
But guys like him are rarely really smart because they can have everything they want without spending all their free time studying.
IQ is an inherent component of being an actual Chad.
>Let a Jamaican singer convince him to give up a Fulbright scholarship to MIT in exchange for a middling acting career
>Smart
Kek
>Get a degree to wage away 40 hours a week for less money
>Stay as a cult classic B list actor for your whole career and make money of appearances at comic con and made bank of dogshit films like the Expendables, never work a hard day's work in your life.
Anon, are you moron?
Nicely censored names
man this is true. I just watched a short film by a black filmmaker about two cops who kill a black guy - he makes the handsome looking one extra smart, and meek, nerdy looking one extra dumb - it comes off as really weird because I think white people know who should be smart and dumb based on their looks. tl;dr Black folk fear the handsome smart white man above all others.
>homer stupid
homer is a secret genius
>it takes two to lie
>one to lie
You now remember Thor was the biggest chad in pop culture for all of his ten minutes of screentime in Infinity War then he got punished for no reason, turned into a fat comedy loser and now is just a comedy movie cuck
Why did marvel do this?
Because he was a strong straight white male!
>le toxic masculinity
Chris himself does not like Chad Thor because he lives a Chad life 24/7 and finds it boring. You can see him fricking gush when talking about moronic/punished Thor and slanders "boring" serious Thor all the time. He needs to be stopped.
being a chad on cinema is boring as frick
all you get is dumbass stale script and doing non fun shit like giving gay speeches and being holier than thou crap
imagine being captain marvel or superman, all they do is gay shit, no fun allowed
Say it with me
HUWHITE MAN BAD(evil)
The real reason is that there would have been zero tension if Thor remained as powerful as he was at the end of Infinity War (he overpowered a beam created by all 5 infinity gems from Thanos)
Still doesn't explain why some primitive with a sword became strong enough and fast enough to go toe-to-toe with him other than "lol sword was strong"
>why is he so stupid?
>why did taika turn him into homer simpson?
because he s a hostile anti-white subversive israelite.
hershlag was so beautiful in this movie
It's the muscles and the blond hair, it's like she got gymfied, bimbofied and milfied at the same time
So that those pooooor women will look stronger by comparison.
Eyepatch Thor was so fricking badass bros
It's strange to say but this was actually a kid film.
I don't think thor was under any threat at any moment
The only thing I liked about it was jane....which surprised me honestly.
Btw why was zeus made the most powerful of the gods?
It’s a kids film with very adult themes, which seems to be a trend with Taika. It’s a real shame as I think with a better writer and director, this could have been an excellent capeshit movie, the ingredients were there.
morons only know Greek and Norse mythology and they obviously can’t use Norse.
Also Greek and Norse are pretty much the only ancient mythologies you can freely use without someone crying about racism or cultural issues
The funny thing is that they are fricked for the next movies because the huge ape guy that's gonna turn into the Black Panther is follower of the hindu god Hanuman
>Btw why was zeus made the most powerful of the gods?
They want him as a villain for the next movies.
Why did Crowe play him like a total clown if he was meant to be set up as a serious villain?
he was set up to be more like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now I guess, since Hercules is gonna be the one to actually do the fighting
Can't wait for israeli Hercules
I'm dead sure they will beat us over the head with Hercules being into dudes because "lol all greeks were bi, didn't you know that? how do you feel knowing your favorite greek heroes liked to suck wiener?"
There's a post-credits scene that has him making this big speech about people not fearing Gods anymore and surprisingly it didn't have a random joke undercutting it.
Disney is pretty transparent with this stuff. Thor and Hercules will end up teaming up to defeat Zeus and next year they'll announce a Hercules Disney+ tv show.
Maybe even a Thor Daughter tv show if they're desperate enough. Anything so they can have another mystical character to rely in case Hemsworth wants to leave.
I said villain, not "serious villain".
He sends Hercules to kill Thor in the post-credit scene, it's pretty clear that the next movie will be about that.
Honestly, I would have been ok if Thor was the one who died instead of Jane. It wouldn't come across as a bullshit "woke" moment to me, it would be more appropriate to the long arc of Thor seeing everyone he loved dying and he would now finally be able to sacrifice himself for once - and for the benefit of his one true love at that - and it would give Hemsworth a clear exit out of the MCU and give the MCU a new hero with actual stakes that make sense (she could die of cancer at any moment so she has to make the most of her time left fighting the good fight).
They can't do that yet. They need a cheaper actor to replace Hemsworth. That's why they're introducing Gorr daughter and Hercules.
After Black Widow and Iron Man bailed on Disney, they gave side-characters to all main heroes so if any of the actors quit, they can just pass the mantle to a cheaper one.
Yeah no I get that, but a lot of great opportunities missed because of the fricked up and rushed ending to the story
Btw did Gorrs daughter have an actual name?
It did help, she didnt have cancer as Lady Thor but the thing is her mortal body was still being used up by her wielding Mjolnir. Cap is a superhuman and Vision is a robot, so they weren't affected quite like Jane was.
> Btw did Gorrs daughter have an actual name?
I think her name is Love
>Btw why was zeus made the most powerful of the gods?
Because Zeus is the most well known god (besides current religions)
Because Zeus is the king of the gods in ancient mythology
So was RA the egyptian god
Egyptian gods have already been established in the MCU; they're useless gays and don't have corporeal forms.
Every MCU movie is a kid film.
Watch an action sequence from capeshit cartoons side by side with an action sequence from a live action cape shit movie... that's all it is.. kid cartoons in live action
Read the underlying message, fool.
Because white men need a strong diverse cast to carry their weight when saving the world/universe from evil. This is the third movie put out by the mouse (Dr Strange and Lightyear) carrying that exact message in a row.
Strange literally fricks Wanda up by himself and then he lets mirinda yañez shine so she can have his moment and grow up like a father would do to his child.
With Thor it is the same, the wacky shit can't hide the fact that Thor is above all the problems and is too strong to care. He even has the power to empower others, as shown by the children fighting scene.
The women NEED to look strong and be stoic because they are beneath the threats that they face.
This is why the last fight scene with jane thor is good and doesn't feel like forced inclusion: because Jane knows she's about to die so she's beneath all the shit, she has nothing to prove so she actually enjoys what she is doing.
Why would Thor have such a boner for getting Mjolnir back? It's a symbol of the old Asgard that was destroyed, the king role he rejected and the life he moved on from. Stormbreaker represents Thor claiming his own destiny - it's deeply reflective of his own personal story. And it's supposed to be a better weapon.
I know they kind of introduced this character trait in Endgame but that was really just a moment of insecurity and a screenwriting excuse to get the hammer into the present day for Cap to use.
>Stormbreaker represents Thor claiming his own destiny - it's deeply reflective of his own personal story. And it's supposed to be a better weapon.
To play devils advocate, you have to remember that after he first managed to actually kill Thanos by slicing his head off, he learned that it didn't change anything at all and that's what led to his deep depression and becoming fat thor. So that whole arc about him going through all that effort to forge stormbreaker got thrown. That's why he passed on the title of King to Valkyrie and went on a sabbatical/teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy.
I suppose. The Thor stuff in Endgame sucks so hard I normally try to forget it...
His fat should have been symbolic. At the end of the film he should have transformed and become Cinemaphile again to show that he's gotten over his mental gyno. Thor also should have been the one to make Thanos' ship rain from the heavens and been the one to push Thanos into using the Power Stone to knock his ass out of the fight. Or it should have been Dr. Strange unraveling the links in Banner's mind that make him "smart" in order to get Hulk back which could be a conundrum for future films to handle and Hulk could be instrumental in pushing Thanos back instead of being some crippled homosexual not doing anything on the battlefield.
Because it's his birthright as forged by his father. Now it belongs to feminist "ULTRA-SUPER-BESTEST THOR BECAUSE THOR IS A HERO AND NOT AN INDIVIDUAL MAN"
His destiny is to become king. His entire arc until Endgame revolved around him becoming worthy of the throne. Handing it over to Valkyrie (deserter and slaver) and joining the guardians made no sense in infinity war and is a regression to the original state of the character. The defender of Asgard and Midgard has no business going on random space adventures. He has responsibilities.
>noooo you're supposed to be serious and stoic....in this quip-ridden franchise waaaaah
>the franchise is SUPPOSED to be quippy garbage because… because it just is okay!!!
In fairness he's had five years with more experience of earth so it makes sense that his language patterns would be updated to reflect modern speech.
Nah a person like Thor would be absolutely disgusted by modern people despite the technology they have and would likely repudiate the world
Hiddleston corpsed in response to the snake ad lib and they kept it in the movie like it's a fricking episode of Always Sunny.
there's quips in the 2012 one too, and there's serious moments in the 2017 too...nice cherry-picking tho
the jokes in Thor are written directly around how he’s a stodgy fish out of water alien. Shut up dumbass.
so....they are consistent with his character since the first movie ? Huh what a shocker
nuThor's a literal moron who can barely spell his own name
God I hate the animation style for this show so much
wtf is that abomination?
wtf are those bot comments?
holy shit the writing is even worse than I thought. sounds like fanfiction a bored teenager wrote during highschool. I can't believe those writers even have jobs
>there's quips in the 2012 one too
there's a difference between MCU-brand quips and moments of levity / regular comic relief
ok and ? they are still scenes meant to be fun
wouldn't surprise me if a lot of the dialogue was improvised, Ghostbusters (2016) style.
Asgardians speak All-speak, so Thor's changing vocabulary and cadence didn't bother me. It's Hemsworth getting lazy with the English accent increasingly that bothers me.
Hey BW was originally introduced with a Russian accent as per the comic book character since the character is supposed to be fricking RUSSIAN. Appearance #2 has her speaking like a normal American.
Disney does that. At least this Norse Asgardian isn't going full Brit with "OI, MATES! WHY ARE YOU BUGGERING ME BLOKES? SOD OFF OR I'LL THRASH THE LOT OF YOU TOSSERS!"
Black Widow had an American accent from the start as Natalie Rushman in Iron Man 2. You must be thinking of Scarlet Witch who ditched the accent out of nowhere after Age of Ultron. That was again Disney letting their actors be lazy because they didn't want to do an accent. Americans are bad at accents, but Olsen knew what she was signing up for playing a pseudo-Slav.
You’re missing the point of All-Speak. It not only conveys meaning across language, but also authority.
>"Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!"
>"He killed eighty people in 2 days."
>"He's adopted."
I miss wh𝖊n Thor us𝖊d to sp𝖊𝖆k lik𝖊 this.
not keeping the refined Shakespearean dialogue form avengers for thor was a mistake. the humor in ragnarok and love and thunder would've been even better with it (especially from the contrast), but sadly taika is too much of a stupid israelite to cleverly direct something like that
that's just the in-universe explanation. they could absolutely make the jokes work using the way he spoke in avengers. they probably would've been even better that way too. the real reason is laziness since it's easier to write and direct modern speech
The fact that capeshitters unironically think the bottom image is better than the top one is why cinema is dead.
I dont necessarily mind the sillier change for Thor's personality....IF they brought back his more serious and formal side when the situation called for it. But they leave him goofy all the time, which doesnt work as well.
I like that Thor destroying the temple had nothing to do with the point that Gorr was making about Gods not caring about their subjects and was just there for a laugh.
Where is the new asgard locate it? on earth?
>MCU movies are for the most part terribly written
In other news, water is wet!
So Thor's power is something he can just bestow upon people at will? Is there a reason why he never once did that before?
his dad had his powers locked in a cuck cage until he fully activated them in Ragnarok
hes never done it intentionally no, the only other time it happened is when Capt America picked up mjolnir in Endgame so maybe he might have figured it out from there
Odin did it IN THE FIRST MOVIE
IT IS EXPLICITLY STATED NUMEROUS TIMES
"Whosoever wields this hammer, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor" - That's why Cap could lightning up Thanos
What I really hate about Thor 4 and all the newer Marvel movies and TV shows is the fact that everyone is dressed so weirdly modest like, not a single square inch on hotties like Lady Sif, fricking Lady Thor, Darcie, etc. it's weird as frick. I mean they obviously don't need any of that shit for "protection" - for example Scarlet Witch" and yet they're practically covered from head to toe. Not that I'm being a pervert but it just seems so forced to me.
>not a single square inch on hotties like Lady Sif, fricking Lady Thor, Darcie, etc. it's weird as frick
Hollywood has pretty much outlawed attractiveness because it's sexist the way attractive women smoke the trannies and beat-female feminists.
What year do you think it is?
inshallah
The goal is to carnalize/feminize men and intellectualize/completely remove women as a viable force against whatever 'corporate takeover' we're going thru.
They espouse wild 'gender theories' all while making men preening meatheads who wax their ass OR namby pamby soi bois OR simple narcissists while they remove women as inspiration and objects of love/beauty/desire to men. They just become irritating 'peers' who are jizzrags and gravewombs.
And where can you go? R*ddit, and be a cuck? Here and get hosed down w/ genuine misogyny by (fatassed) 'bodybuilders', mgtow, pua, mra & incels?
Its just really clever, really subtle from tptb.
the b8 from troons and leftypol is just that. All you can do is go outside
name
go find a girl like her. get off the internet before it's too late. stop learning homosexualry
they're ugly
that was the point. like any capeshitter can get this
naaamme
some prostitute
stop simping and do something you actually care for
I'm not simping. I just want her for my fap bank. That is doing something. I wank to women I don't bother trying to get them. Too much effort and women are spastics when it comes to sex. All circuses and jumping through hoops
based for an mcugay
not an mcugay either
just came here to read about the latest waaititi shitshow and to say in another post of mine that I loved meet the spartans
always reply to sexy girl pics and gifs so I can expand my fap bank
Caylee Cowan. currently with Casey Affleck. go outside and get some girl like her. they're all the fricking same, some are just prettier than others. their flesh feels so good, get out of your mind
this guy half gets it and half doesnt, both halves clashing, fusing into some horrible wrong. this guy is gay like that
And SO are You!
cheerleader effect, none of those girls are hot
It’s even more obnoxious when the film has a scene where Hemsworth is stripped completely naked, a bunch of women faint at the sight of his body, and Waititi’s insert makes a joke about his wiener.
Half of these movies' audience are the types that scream sexual objectification when a woman wears any costume showing lots of skin and emphasizing curves. Their interns are the far left tumblr gender studies cohort.
>israelite director
What do you think? To demoralize and humiliate White males.
>Taika Whitebreasts
Men can't be strong serious anymore, men need to be le quirky and women will always be stronger than them
what fricks with my head is that Gorr actually is strong serious it's just that he's the baddie
I hate David Cohen annoying voice.
himbos are in right now
Vastly superior to the moronic first 2 movies, at least it's some brainlet lighthearted comedy
Thor 1>Cold dog shit>Thor 2=Thor 3
It's weird how these guys have no cure for cancer...No seriously
What there is no god of healing or something, pretty sure that was a popular one in any religion even norse no?
And why did jane when transforming into a god not help?
cancer that strong? maybe that should be a god
>why did jane when transforming into a god not help
I assumed it's like a deadpool situation where the powers that would normally heal/protect you actually exacerbate or no nothing against the growth of the cancer (since it's a 'part of you')
>It's weird how these guys have no cure for cancer.
Sure is. They have access to the medical tech of a whole fricking universe and can travel there at an instant, there's zero justification for that.
maybe because she was at Stage 4 that it was too late pretty much, and they still had to fight Gorr
in the comics transforming into thor purges the chemo but not the cancer because 'it's part of her'
>the whole deal with the cosmic goats boils down to "remember those funny goat Youtube videos from about 5-8 years ago where they scream loudly and it sounds a bit like humans yelling?"
Taika really has his fingers on the pulse of the culture, like when he did that shake weight joke in Ragnarok in 2017
Oh frick I forgot about the random shake weight gag in Ragnarok. What a fricking hack/
>Oooh, what are thoooose?
>taika self insert get the most screen time
>retreads the plot from thor and thor : ragnorok again
>it looks like it should have been on disney+
>nu-wars level tone deafness with a comedy skit or quip after every serious moment
was ragnarok just a fluke
Ragnarok was fricking garbage and the only people that like it literally suck dick and don’t understand why that’s bad. I’ve banged 17 black women.
Ragnarok wasn't even that good; it's guilty of most of the same shit Love and Thunder does
Ragnarok was lterally just copying what made Guardians of the Galaxy 1&2 great.
gays overrated it though like it was some masterpiece because it was the first decent Thor film.
Ragnarok was the same shit, critics are only dunking on Love and Thunder because the same joke isn't funny the second time around
It was barely funny the first time, if that.
Cate Blanchett carried Ragnorok hard.
I was waiting for Allah to pop up in the impotent city 🙁
>Hemsworth cast his wife and all three kids in this movie.
>Makes his daughter his sidekick
Absolute Gigachad
White male bad
You know what's the BEST joke in the movie?
The Asgardians in the hall
>"They took our kids, send the army!"
>"Half the army is dead!"
>"Half our army is always dead!"
Why the frick do you care? Why are you watching this child shit?
>bring back Sif for two (2) minor scenes
>exposition dump and "training" kids at the end
What the frick? Why did they even bother?
The more I think about this movie the more pissed off I get.
Real issue here is Taika thinking too much of himself. The movie is a complete ego jerk off.
He's an aryan, that makes them seethe eternally. Taika could change him into a Black person so he did it to Valkyrie instead.
>De wanna wangas internally
those eyebrow ridges
do black women really
Could entirely be Chris's fault because there was awkward time when he tried to insert himself into comedy, and Ghostbusters 2016 was mostly improv comedy, meaning majority of jokes involving his character are actually him.
Wasn't Thor being a shakespearen autist who wasn't well accustom to earth culture like a persistent part of his character especially in marvel cartoons?
Because that's the only way they can make women seem good by comparison, the b***h could never match his strenght or charisma, so they have to nerf him.
Because Taika's way of comedy involves making the character moronic and others around him smarter. Lady Sif fricking forgot how to get into Valhalla for the sake of a cheap giggle from the audience. Russo brothers made him work without making him stupid. Taika is a fricking hack who thinks he's some legendary filmmaker.
problem with taika's thor is how dumbed down the asgardians are in general. they don't come across as a dignified and refined people anymore like they were portrayed in every iteration before ragnarok. they're literally just normal average people who happened to live in a magically and technologically superior space paradise once. you would think with how advanced they were their new asgard would at least start to resemble the old one by now, but it's literally just some backwater tier fishing village. they don't even try to dress asgardian anymore and just wear normal fricking clothes they could've bought at walmart. sure, their home was destroyed, but what happened to their culture?
It's a critique on Black person women taking leadership. The movie has this one funny scene where Thor uses his command voice and every one just shuts up and makes way for him and actually listens to him.
You need to match the IQ of women in order to be not a toxic male.
what was wrong with his jawline / beard in the movie ?
They're implying that Thanos permanently mindfricked him and he'll never be the same.
He is basically the same character from Ghostbusters 2016
women are so weird and gay for liking this.
picrel is unironically much less gayer despite the. makeup and product
>raises someone elses girl
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>played by your actual daughter
What did Chris Hemsworth mean by this?
>The actor's real-life daughter India plays Christian Bale's daughter in the film, later revealed to be a character named "Love." (Together, she and Thor make up the titular Love and Thunder.) Hemsworth's two twin sons Tristan and Sasha also appear in the film, with one of them playing young Thor in a flashback scene. Hemsworth's real-life wife, Elsa Pataky, can also be glimpsed in an early scene where Thor makes out with a wolf woman.
>Hemsworth isn't the only actor who brought his kids to set, either. Marvel has confirmed that Natalie Portman's children, Bale's kids, and one of Waititi's daughters are also featured in the film.
The filming of this sounds must've been fun
That girl is Chris real life daughter. So it is HIS kid after all.
because serious thor from the first 2 movies sucked ass
him and loki being played straight was only ever good in the first avengers and that was only because they gave them faux-shakespearean dialogue and it was decently handled
go watch thor and the dark world again and you'll see just how bland the writing and directing is
Hemsworth can't play anything but a male bimbo.