Why is he the leader if he's the dumbest out of the trio

Why is he the leader if he's the dumbest out of the trio

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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    He's the only one dumb enough to take initiative in his insane world

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I've only watched the first 3 seasons. Is Meatwad smarter?

      Exactly

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        they're both pretty dumb but Meatwad is disabled-level dumb

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        they're both pretty dumb but Meatwad is disabled-level dumb

        Shake is a dumbass, Meatwad is mentally moronic.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The world isn't all that insane, honestly.
      Most of the problems they run into are because they were doing ridiculous shit to begin with. They'd never really fit in, but it's shown multiple times that they could live quiet sustainable lives if they just actively avoided doing shit that makes them stand out.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of the problems they run into are because they were doing ridiculous shit to begin with
        No less than 3 kinds of aliens have shown up at their doorstep with no provocation whatsoever
        they had a mummy in the crawl space and a man who surgically turned himself into a dick tried to steal Carl's dick just for purchasing a soda from a gas station

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >No less than 3 kinds of aliens have shown up at their doorstep with no provocation whatsoever
          Yeah, and they're nuisances at worst and can be thwarted by simply ignoring them or just threatening them. Short of Allen, the only reason they ever become a problem is because the ATHF engages them.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            The mooninites got meatwad thrown in jail and tortured carl. Besides that the operative point here is that their world isn't insane when it verifiably is, at least around them, and plenty of shit will come to them if they don't go to it.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              They got meatwad thrown in jail because he engaged them, and the reason most of that shit comes to their door step is because everyone else who is normal and functional just ignores it until it leaves.
              That's the crux of the series, it's that most of the villains are about as competent as your average scammer. Which is why society functions just fine anywhere outside their block. The larger joke being that this is just how New Jersey normally is.

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    He's the self-appointed leader of a group where the two other members don't want to be a part of said group.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Meatwad is dumber than him but he understimate him so much he will believe in anything he say so both are able to trick each other

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    What makes you think he's dumb? Because he doesn't have a job, because he can't read. Newsflash butthole, some people have better things to do than slave away under their boss's whip reading whatever their massa puts in front of them. Real intelligence cant be found in books its earned on the street and measured in money. Which he also doesnt have but thats only because morons like you wont give him any.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry intelligence just tastes so good

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Sorry intelligence just tastes so good
        this bruva is a scat gay

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nice post Shake

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I read it in his voice, 10/10

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you think he's dumb? Because he doesn't have a job, because he can't read. Newsflash butthole, some people have better things to do than slave away under their boss's whip reading whatever their massa puts in front of them. Real intelligence cant be found in books its earned on the street and measured in money. Which he also doesnt have but thats only because morons like you wont give him any.

        Shake would probably say "numbnuts" instead of "butthole" and "smartness" instead of " intelligence".

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, Cup.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frylock is clearly of charge of daily plans though

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frylock also pays the bills and shit but he can't be the leader because everytime he takes things too far.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      So master shake is basically an autistic neet

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The idea of them being a team is kind of a farce. Frylock s more a tardwrangler who knows it's easier to humor Shake until he gets bored.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    being smarter doesnt make you a leader

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Im sure theres more but when he went to pitch a show in aqua something you know whatever is one of the only times he did something that didn't cause harm or annoy anyone really.

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    He just thinks he's the leader out of arrogance, Frylock is always the one making the plans and calling the shots.

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Shake was the leader for, like, 7 minutes of the first episode.
    He hasn't been in charge of anything since then.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They all survive off of Shake's pension

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >They all survive off of Shake's pension

        From what? Did he serve in the Lunar War with Uncle Cliff?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      He thinks he is

      Ignorance is bliss

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The only time they ever listened to him was in the pilot episode

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    He's not, Frylock just lets him think he's the leader.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Master Shake, he's the leader of the bunch,
    And Meatwad, he's the innocent one,
    And Frylock, he shoots his eye lasers,
    Aqua Teen Save the Day!
    Fighting Crime
    They're all a team, of course,
    Here they come just in time,
    Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

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