Why is he the ONLY successful pulpshit in modern times?

Why is he the ONLY successful pulpshit in modern times?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean he isn’t though. He’s the most successful of the bunch but largely he’s a failed franchise for the last 35-40 years.

    Any further adaptations or continuations make him and the stories less vulgar and more of a convention Hollywood hero type with some small semblance of PG-13 sexuality.

    These types of characters can’t be written without pissing off the dykes and men in dresses. It’s why any of the remaining alpha savage types like wolverine or kratos or terminator even in his original sequel need to be reformed as a father figure or protector - usually meant to die for the innocence of the child, girl or woman they’re protecting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being an "alpha" and being a protective father figure are the same thing, anon. If you were a real man, you would know that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the way it’s portrayed and you’re trying to turn this into a homosexual discussion about masculinity. So to avoid that I’ll just say clearly:

        That was the wrong word for me to chose.

        I mean violent, hyper masculine devil may care dirtbag who doesn’t care for or about kids or women any more than men.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you seriously equating T2 of all movies with the modern demonetization of masculinity and fatherhood?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I was saying that modern terminator being nothing more than soft old man is directly tied to him even needing to be like this in his original sequel.

        In many ways it’s the prototype for this face turn. Giving a western/samurai arc to the previous film’s literal murder machine.

        You’re so busy being offended you’re latching on to what you imagine I am and am saying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a "failed" franchise doesn't last 35-40 years, dumbass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It hasn’t though. It’s failed been resurrected and failed over and over again, that’s not lasting. Most of the minor successes are just adaptations of the original works.

        The last Conan movie had plenty of nudity.

        So did titanic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last Conan movie had plenty of nudity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It hasn’t though. It’s failed been resurrected and failed over and over again, that’s not lasting. Most of the minor successes are just adaptations of the original works.

      [...]
      So did titanic.

      >pure copium

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m quite literally not the one ignoring reality here anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You quite literally are

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is literally the only good pulpshit character. Look at this contemporaries. Amazing what one can do when you're not bound to fedora and cape and guns.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comics Conan used to be hot shit back when Marvel first got the license for it.
    I has since then lost its momentum. Still the first comic/movie/book choice for metal gays though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We needed a King Conan movie with Arnold to jolt the franchise back to life

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    el zorro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody gives a shit about Zorro, not even spics.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok Karen

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage publishers squandering IPs that are already not that high in demand. Conan has appeal in the games and the Arnold live action movie nostalgia. It's enough to keep him somewhat relevant. Marvel stuff was good. Shame that's over now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Titen FCBD issue was pretty decent so hopefully the new run starting in the summer will be good

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarzan?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

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