Why is Hollywood so desperate to force another Barbenheimer?
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Why is Hollywood so desperate to force another Barbenheimer?
Why is Hollywood so desperate to force another Barbenheimer?
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What would you call this double feature?
The Despicable King
Mufasa and Me
Grufasa
Frick you
King Me
ShittyShit
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king 'spic
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Who the frick goes to the movies on 4th of july? You should be bbq'ing and drinking beer with your family....
>visiting family
what an awful idea
It's sad you have a broken family, anon, but you don't need to bring it up like it's a badge of honor.
I finally made some close friends so last 4th I met up with them and got shit faced in a field, we had a roman candle war and when some people came out their houses yelling at us to stop shooting fireworks at 4am we lit them up with bottle rockets.
Best day ever.
because they like money and the Barbenhiemer movies were two of the few movies that have actually made money this year so far
i don't have children so none of them
>July 5
It already happened
Lion King will definitely chicken out and change release dates. They'll blame the strike or late CGI work.
I thought it already got canned
I haven't been 12 years old for 20 years, and even then I wouldn't have seen this knuckle dragging dreck. What's the excuse of a grown adult that would bother with this mind numbing tripe for a night out?
nostalgia and being so busy with work/family life that they can’t get super into media, hobby, etc to form a unique and nuanced taste in sed media
Why would I watch one cartoon let alone two?
Anime counts as cartoons
I don't watch Japanese cartoons either.
I don't know if you've noticed the past 20 years, but all the big film studios do is chase trends.
Barbenheimer was like Doom and Animal Crossing releasing on the same day.
They need to be themtically as opposite as possible.
>Barbenheimer was like Doom and Animal Crossing releasing on the same day
Jesus Christ, I just remembered all those terrible forced crossover pictures being spammed all over Cinemaphile.
Japan did something similar with My Neighbor Totoro and Grave of the Fireflies. But it was treated like a World War II tribute instead of a fricking meme.
Will require Snyder mention in both then
Because it worked on you moronic brainless npcs. Barbie should've flopped, but yet here we are
>first
im not planning on watching either
I mean barbie and opp were mid as frick movies with a legendary marketing scheme. If other movies tried that hard, any piece of shit would hit a billion dollars
>Why
Memes are free publicity. People will want to watch them just to be part of the meme
On the one hand, double features are an old format. They are fun, especially when well-paired. OTOH, Barbenheimer was manufactured but it worked. When Hollywood sees a success it will run out into the ground. Since they compete with each other, there is no real way for them to coordinate astroturfing double features.
It won't work with kid movies, kids can't even sit through the entirety of one of those disney remake movies, let alone two.
Back when Coco was in theaters parents were complaining because they showed this 20 minute long Olaf cartoon before it and their kids were getting restless halfway through the movie they actually went to see.
I'm sure this is intentional to feed the idea of competition between two large fanbases to force more engagement from both to stick it to the other studio!
>why is Hollywood so desperate
But these are two sequels based on the most popular family franchises on the planet. The whole Barbenheimer was funny because of the contrasting nature of the films. And they were stand alone. These are just more shit that we’ve seen a million times for years.
I’d like to avoid both but so far the gru movie hasn’t been flooded with Black folk and trannies and my 7 year old likes those yellow things that talked in fricked up Italian
probably kidnap abductor thwarters 2