Why is Ken so fricking happy in every pic?
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Why is Ken so fricking happy in every pic?
Why is Ken so fricking happy in every pic?
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Shit, Goose's getting kinda old.
It would be funny if kens cucks her with a black woman.
I think it would be hella funny if some german shoved you into an oven.
Is “she” holding a dick?
White man wins again.
Somalibros...
He cute!
She knows.
Because the barbie world is a true feminine dream world, like the inside of a womb, abundant and full of life and love.
Ken is the lucky winner to live in such a world as an equal, accepted, basically he gets to be a woman at heart, every mans true dream.
>he gets to be a woman at heart, every mans true dream.
fricking kek the projection here
Do not deny that you wish you had a hot girls body instead of yours.
I'd much rather look like gigachad than any woman.
Youd rather look like a strange monster than a beautiful woman?
Yes very much so.
Rather look like a beautiful, masculine, healthy, strong male than a dolled up prostitute.
your fetish is not universal, nor even stated. You are alone.
YWNBAW
Uh.. yea i know.. thats why i just be a gross man and dont try to sugar coat it.
>he gets to be a woman at heart, every mans true dream.
nah, men like subtly and to overcome hardship, not float around in a bubble-gum daydream
>men like laboring and shit!
Speak for yourself dumbass
idk. men like subtlety? men like to subtly overcome hardship? whatever it is i dont get it
men also wishes dyslexia doesn't exist. But yes men apricate when some interesting is shown subtlety, in art, fashion, books, movies. Of course men also like very unsubtle things like action.
And no, I meant men like subtlety and men likely hardship.
Labour is satisfying when it's for something worthwhile. Whether it's fame, riches, or some altruistic purpose men would rather have earned it than have it handed to them.
>Labour is satisfying
I remember being a young stupid moron..
but they you grew up to be a wise jaded 20 year old?
my post is fine
then*
ok may I am to tired to post
>my post is fine
>men also wishes dyslexia doesn't exist
>men apricate
>men like subtlety and men likely hardship
>post is fine
Are you ESL? Reading your posts is hard.
Go back.
I’m so sick of fricking troonys trying to project their weird fantasies onto others. It’s like a pyramid scheme, except not even they profit in the end. They just feel momentarily vindicated when they successfully gaslight some moron. Ywnbaw
yikes, this much seething indicates you're a little insecure
>any response I don’t like means insecurity
literal grade school tactics
people being sick of you doesn’t mean they’re afraid of you. everyone knows you’re delusional gaslighters.
where can i get this outfit
Could someone please, make the roller skates bigger in size?
>wasting time on someone elses half assed shoop idea
FRICK YOU, it would look funny if the roller skates were comically large.
>it would look funny if the roller skates were comically large.
I really beg to differ, stop smoking drugs btw.
it really wouldnt though
Here you go, anon! I think it's chuckleworthy.
Frick you for denying a simple Anon's pleasure. Find God.
Horrible shoop,
And why does your god seem to hide?
>Horrible shoop,
He wanted them bigger for a laugh. He didn't give me fifty bucks to make it photorealistic. Professionalism means picking your battles and balancing time and effort.
>And why does your god seem to hide?
He is everywhere; He does not hide.
>He is everywhere; He does not hide.
Then i neednt "find" him then, do i? Dumbass.
See what happens when you use the name of god in vain? You are not god.
If that were true, every bush would be burning, but every bush you pass that isn't in perpetual flames proves your god has to hide.
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
UH
You're all right, Anon. You're all right.
FREE LOVE IS TO TAME FOR HIM
>TO
here's a (you), it's on me
Kino reference
HELLO ALISON
See it wasn't funny
Now shop a keyblade
Haha that was good
haha it would be really funny if someone made Barbie's boobs really big haha
That's actually would be funny. They are a bit big as it is
>Margot trying her hardest not to cringe
>The Goose having fun and enjoying the moment
Real human beeing
Because he's hanging Barbie Robbie?
Because he's standing next to a chick wearing spats and a leotard.
Those are spanks. Spats go over your shoe when you're a 1920s gangster
>imagine not knowing what spats means on an anime website in 2022
>ywn be a 1920s gangster
mafia bros...
I look like this and dress like this.
Where are her breasts?
on my mouth
imagine what a fat, pathetic incel you would have to be to make such a humorless, disgusting image. you are such a waste of space. i really pity you
I see you have not yet met Black person throat slasher, hes a real Cinemaphile buff with quite the sense of humor.
did any of you guys download the image? I came too late
Found the israelite.
lol no, im 100% anglo saxon. i just happen to have a bit more respect for the foundations that society is built upon, like history. and if youre not actually joking and you actually believe that nonsense about holocaust denial then you simply refuse to accept facts. thats really it
Science says the holocaust can not have happened.
Why? The "magic ovens"? Except that modern, sanitary burial cremations are done one body at a time, usually including a coffin, at temperatures capped by safety regulations, in ovens that are cooled, cleaned, and reheated between uses, and in which the remains of the deceased are fully cremated. Without all of these considerations a cremation could be done in under half an hour in the 1800's: https://ia802607.us.archive.org/11/items/cremationdead00eassgoog/cremationdead00eassgoog.pdf (page 125).
> a cremation could be done in under half an hour
Cremating 6M at half an hour each is still 3M hours which would still take 343 years to accomplish.
Even considering you could do it in 20 minutes, that would be 2M hours which is still 228 years, so unless they had over 200 extermination camps running 24/7 rather than the 6 running part of the day that are documented, they aren't getting it done in the holocaust time scale.
Six million is an approximation of the total kill count by all means and at all locations not the sum of those specifically gassed and burnt. Also multiple bodies were fit into each muffle, can't you read?
>approximation
So holocaust is approximate speculation, not factual?
>can't you read
I read where you said a cremation could be done around half an hour, not that two cremations could be done every half hour and you didn't even use your own image source that said they could process 4 corpses per hour, so I was just going by what you typed, but either way, using your ideal approximations, you are still only down to 1.5M hours which is still 172 years of cremation time which would mean each of the six camps would require 30 oven operating at maximum capacity of 4 corpses per hour all day every day at a time fuel supply lines were greatly compromised because they were fighting a multi-front war.
read yourself. not going to spoonfeed brainlets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust
The gist I am getting from reading that along with all the wiki articles I have read about physics and science is
, so thanks for confirming.
>So holocaust is approximate speculation, not factual?
Actual estimates of the death toll are between five and six million. These numbers are based on cross referencing the Nazis' deportation lists, the Sonderkommando's death books, analyses of the mass graves, and pre and post war census data.
>which would mean each of the six camps would require 30 oven
Auschwitz had over 50 mulffleovens on its own.
>at a time fuel supply lines were greatly compromised because they were fighting a multi-front war
The Kremas were fired by coke you idiot. Grossraum coke production never went below 64.4 million tons per year during the war. Not all coke deliveries for Auschwitz are accounted for, however, from the period of April 1942- October 1943 there were 493 recorded tons of coke delivered. That averages out to 27.38 or so tons a month, which in Germany's lowest coke producing year, comes out to 0.00005% of monthly coke production. Read that number out loud.
Oh and coke burns at burns at 3,600 °F by the way, which is 2300 degrees hotter than the temperature needed for bone itself to burn.
>lol no, im 100% anglo saxon. i just happen to have a bit more respect for the foundations that society is built upon, like history. and if youre not actually joking and you actually believe that nonsense about holocaust denial then you simply refuse to accept facts. thats really it
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Stay in your containment board.
homosexual, c**t, troony.
reddit is right next to the door.
Imagine believing in fiction.
calm down rabbi
>humorless
It made me smile.
Your post, did not.
Because he's tapping that ass and you're not.
I smile when I'm being a goober.
Because he is a real human being.
He's way too old to be Ken
thank you brother, but please don’t post more cp, you seem pretty hecking wholesome
because he's a ring-winger chad
He's playing a clueless moron.
do whatever feels right in your heart king, including movie memes
He's always smiling
Doll Ken has a restrained closed lip smile, not a grin like the Goose's.
Because he's fricking Margot Barbie.
>why does your god seem to hide?
>why does your god seems to hide
>See what happens when you use the name of god in vain? You are not god.
Just another preaching fool i see.
>Just another preaching fool i see.
When will you realize christcucks are the true israelites?
I love how easily triggered you little crossBlack folk are.
Your pilpul has no power here.
Why does Ken look like slim shady and not Ken?
Meta
Quick question, would you frick 43 year old Margot Robbie?
>Just another preaching fool i see.
I haven't practiced for 15 years. I just love seeing serioushomosexuals like you wriggle at the sight of a man of faith.
Yes, i am serious. And i apologize not for it.
In a world of horrors, the man of faith is full of pride, IMO.
>In a world of horrors, the man of faith is full of pride, IMO.
>le christcuck.webm
He finally got a real wiener and he's probably still on a high after his first nut inside Barbie. Wouldn't you be grinning 24/7?
he's a very jolly gay fellow
Blade Runner 1989
Brehs...
>film eventually becomes a fish out of the water comedy
And I hope it remains that way. I don't want any shenanigans like Barbie choosing to leave Ken because he's sexist or some ""empowering"" crap. Not as a conclusion at least.
Ken sounds based, i love beauty standards and sexism too
>Will Ferrell
why is this homosexual in everything? His shtick got old a decade ago
Has he even been in anything since he played the same cartoonish toy CEO character in The Lego Movie?
>beauty standards, sexism, etc
kino
>Will Ferrell
Trash. Him being involved at all is really killing the hype for me
>Trash. Him being involved at all is really killing the hype for me
I feel you, anon.
but how could Barbieland have no beauty standards if everybody is good looking and thin?
1 > 2 > 5 > 4 > 3
yes i counted the cat, a cat is fine too
because they were made in a factory
I laughed
oh cool so it's going to be TV/film number 284902281 to have this bland social commentary about "sexism and beauty standards" written by people who have existed in some hyper priviledged bubble their whole lives.
It's Barbie, you fricking homosexual.
Why would barbie give a frick about beauty standards and sexism? Both those things benefit her since she's a 10/10
Why do you care about Barbie to begin with?
Why shouldn't I?
Shits gay, bro.
Nothin gay about blond babe, homie.
yes, they think worn out activist memes make them “one of the good ones” and not a bunch of out of touch rich kids with 0 personality.
Actually sounds like a fun movie IF it isn't secretly pozzed
>film by woman
>on topics of beauty standards and sexism
>in the current year
oh it will be secretly pozzed do not doubt that
I downloaded so many behind the scenes of this movie it's unreal.
He's literally me
He has the Eunuch Calm.
Its good to be the ken.
are they parodying the vapid modern materialistic lifestyle or are they playing barbie ""straight""?
why is the homie on skate
was he as extra
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
>over 100 posts before this was posted
Cinemaphile is truly dead
Buy the outfit.
Go skate.
Then understand.
just realised this is a Greta Gerwig / Baumbach film
wtf lol
it's gonna be kino
New personality just dropped
hes white
Margot is such a cutie, makes me seethe when Cinemaphile virgens calls her ugly
Damn she's ugly
her legs are bigger than goose's
as they should be
looks like she actually managed to slim down a huge amount for the role, fair effort judging by the all the beach shots I have seen recently
The goose is a good actor, so good that you can’t see him die inside.
Just be glad they didn't cast this fat israelite pig to play the role of Barbie.
However i don't see the script would be saved if they were planning on using that disgusting fat israeli creature.
Comedy cancelled her after she ruined the best joke she ever came up with by renaming little baby Genital Fissure.
He knows he's carrying the movie since people want to see him and not literally the worst casting choice for Barbie. She's so unattractive not even the Harley Quinn 5 minute toe scene in suicide squad got a reaction from me
The more I see of this, the more nervous I get.
I just don't think I'll be able to mimic the Goose this time right. In pretty much all his other movies, I've been able to copy his behavior, mannerisms and overall vibe pretty effortlessly.
But this? I don't think I can pull it off. I'm nervous, bros.
WAGMI
The blonde hair dye burns my scalp, also how are you guys doing with the shaved chest?
My shirts feel so weird, what am I doing wrong bros??