Why is real life so much better at monster design than scifi/fantasy movies??

Why is real life so much better at monster design than scifi/fantasy movies??

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oooh scary 20cm starfish...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldnt make fun of him if he grabbed your tiny little dick while you're swimming

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOO DON'T SUCK MY wiener! DON'T SUCK MY wiener!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if it stuck a couple of tentacles up your butt to stimulate your prostate and another skinny one into your urethra while it was wrapped around your wiener haha

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >skinny one into your urethra
          I've been rotted with a huge qtip before and it was extremely painful

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            4 u

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best monsters tend to copy nature

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reality be stranger then fiction, fo real my shizzle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mammals give live birth
      >no mammal has a beak
      >no mammals are venomous
      why is this thing a mammal again?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're primitive mammals with some leftover reptilian traits

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          sort of true, mammals didnt evolve from reptile though

          early amniotes > synapsids and sauropsids

          synapsids became mammals
          sauropsids became birds and reptiles
          the common traits are really traits of basal ammonites that have advanced in reptiles and went away in mammals

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Synapsids were mammal-like reptiles

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              At one point they were considered reptiles but today they do not usually consider them a type of reptile by most taxonomists. At that point though you are splitting hairs, ‘reptile’ doesn’t really mean anything prior to sauropsida.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It breastfeeds it's puppies. No other animal than mammal has the trait.

          Btw live birth is not mammal only trait. Some lizards give live birth too.

          Also you are wrong about no mammals being venomous. There are venomous species of monkeys in asia.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Furry and cute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mammal. Like mammaries, breasts. Giving milk to its kids.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It breastfeeds it's puppies. No other animal than mammal has the trait.

        Btw live birth is not mammal only trait. Some lizards give live birth too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mammals give live birth
          >no mammal has a beak
          >no mammals are venomous
          why is this thing a mammal again?

          Some insects give live births

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also you are wrong about no mammals being venomous. There are venomous species of monkeys in asia.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't believe you.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            As moronic as it sounds, it is true.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's true
              doesn't post source or pictures
              yeah you're making that up plato

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          venomous or poisonous? venom implies it is injected through a tooth or claw. poisonous means you cannot eat them. There are poisonous birds but no venomous birds. I would assume its the same for monkeys.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nevermind i guess slow lorris produces venom

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because taxonomic placement is based on genetics not traits

        birds are reptiles, monotremes are mammals

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Birds are dinosaurs! Feather!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            birds are warm blooded feathered therapod sauropsids, so yes they are taxonomically dinosaurs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Platypus are genuinely cute. They're like beaver ducks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think anyone ever said they are not cute. Just strange looking.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The missing link between ducks and beavers.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I give a shit about the discovery of this fricking piece of shit? How is this important?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just look like bosses from the video game Darius

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a fish??! Oh god I’m going insane Black personman save me

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God is great!

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i went to swim with whales and now i want to nuke japan again. help me out bros

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God is infinitely more intelligent and creative then a bunch of morons in hollywood.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because your incredible brain invented by god has evolved over millions of years to find keratinous structures, spindly limbs, and exoskeletons as being revolting and a threat because insects and reptiles spread disease and poison. This reaction evolved in tandem with the very creatures that cause fear or disgust.

    Meanwhile some fat moron with a computer duster addiction (average horror “fan”) is designing your movie monsters. this designer has an iq of 89 so creative or impactful art is impossible. they dont understand that abstract (not surreal) and industrial forms are NEVER frightening and can not be. they think they are smarter than nature and can design something new to trigger the same fear response but they obviously are incapable.

    seeing a fricking wienerroach you arent expecting will be scarier than any horror movie can ever be. dumbass fricking genre for morons.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd call many of these things unrealistic if you saw it in a movie and not real photos

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien designs are the worst. Most are just "lol blue/green/grey human".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's almost entirely dependent on what the purpose of the alien is. If people are intended to see it as more than a monster, then chances are it'll be designed to look more human.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tentacles I’m going insane
    great white shark and t-rex are easily the coolest monster designs of all time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shark
      >monster
      They are just highly evolved predators

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NDErs say that life is like a simulation or a video game. So like a horror movie.

    And NDEs are more real than life. One way this manifests is how much better and more intense the feelings are there. As one woman remarked:

    >"So I went into the light, and as I was moving up into the light, I just started to feel so good. You know like I can't, words can't explain it. Like the higher that I went into the light, and the more that I moved up and further away from Earth, the better I felt. And the feeling of pleasure does not really apply to this Earth, like nothing can compare. Like if you took everything that you were in favor of, like maybe getting a massage, in a hot tub, your favorite music, your favorite food, your favorite drink, everything that you love, happening to you all at once, no matter what it is, all at once, it would not even closely compare to the pleasure that was just within that light. And as you moved further into, like further away from this Earth, the pleasure felt even better. So you just moved up it felt better and better, it was insane."

    From here: https://youtu.be/U00ibBGZp7o

    And the NDE convinces everyone who has it, even hardcore skeptics, according to this: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist

    So this argument is literally airtight, irrefutable proof of an afterlife, because we know now that the NDE will convince anyone, no matter how skeptical they may be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has there been any cases of NDEs where there was no brain activity? What happens if your brain is destroyed at the time of death?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    real life understands genetics. movie monsters are designed by some artist who couldn't change a tire who steals all his designs from hybridizing nature without really understanding them.

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