What if it stuck a couple of tentacles up your butt to stimulate your prostate and another skinny one into your urethra while it was wrapped around your wiener haha
sort of true, mammals didnt evolve from reptile though
early amniotes > synapsids and sauropsids
synapsids became mammals
sauropsids became birds and reptiles
the common traits are really traits of basal ammonites that have advanced in reptiles and went away in mammals
At one point they were considered reptiles but today they do not usually consider them a type of reptile by most taxonomists. At that point though you are splitting hairs, ‘reptile’ doesn’t really mean anything prior to sauropsida.
venomous or poisonous? venom implies it is injected through a tooth or claw. poisonous means you cannot eat them. There are poisonous birds but no venomous birds. I would assume its the same for monkeys.
because your incredible brain invented by god has evolved over millions of years to find keratinous structures, spindly limbs, and exoskeletons as being revolting and a threat because insects and reptiles spread disease and poison. This reaction evolved in tandem with the very creatures that cause fear or disgust.
Meanwhile some fat moron with a computer duster addiction (average horror “fan”) is designing your movie monsters. this designer has an iq of 89 so creative or impactful art is impossible. they dont understand that abstract (not surreal) and industrial forms are NEVER frightening and can not be. they think they are smarter than nature and can design something new to trigger the same fear response but they obviously are incapable.
seeing a fricking wienerroach you arent expecting will be scarier than any horror movie can ever be. dumbass fricking genre for morons.
That's almost entirely dependent on what the purpose of the alien is. If people are intended to see it as more than a monster, then chances are it'll be designed to look more human.
NDErs say that life is like a simulation or a video game. So like a horror movie.
And NDEs are more real than life. One way this manifests is how much better and more intense the feelings are there. As one woman remarked:
>"So I went into the light, and as I was moving up into the light, I just started to feel so good. You know like I can't, words can't explain it. Like the higher that I went into the light, and the more that I moved up and further away from Earth, the better I felt. And the feeling of pleasure does not really apply to this Earth, like nothing can compare. Like if you took everything that you were in favor of, like maybe getting a massage, in a hot tub, your favorite music, your favorite food, your favorite drink, everything that you love, happening to you all at once, no matter what it is, all at once, it would not even closely compare to the pleasure that was just within that light. And as you moved further into, like further away from this Earth, the pleasure felt even better. So you just moved up it felt better and better, it was insane."
From here: https://youtu.be/U00ibBGZp7o
And the NDE convinces everyone who has it, even hardcore skeptics, according to this: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist
So this argument is literally airtight, irrefutable proof of an afterlife, because we know now that the NDE will convince anyone, no matter how skeptical they may be.
real life understands genetics. movie monsters are designed by some artist who couldn't change a tire who steals all his designs from hybridizing nature without really understanding them.
>Oooh scary 20cm starfish...
You wouldnt make fun of him if he grabbed your tiny little dick while you're swimming
NOOOO DON'T SUCK MY wiener! DON'T SUCK MY wiener!
What if it stuck a couple of tentacles up your butt to stimulate your prostate and another skinny one into your urethra while it was wrapped around your wiener haha
>skinny one into your urethra
I've been rotted with a huge qtip before and it was extremely painful
4 u
The best monsters tend to copy nature
reality be stranger then fiction, fo real my shizzle.
>mammals give live birth
>no mammal has a beak
>no mammals are venomous
why is this thing a mammal again?
They're primitive mammals with some leftover reptilian traits
sort of true, mammals didnt evolve from reptile though
early amniotes > synapsids and sauropsids
synapsids became mammals
sauropsids became birds and reptiles
the common traits are really traits of basal ammonites that have advanced in reptiles and went away in mammals
Synapsids were mammal-like reptiles
At one point they were considered reptiles but today they do not usually consider them a type of reptile by most taxonomists. At that point though you are splitting hairs, ‘reptile’ doesn’t really mean anything prior to sauropsida.
Furry and cute
Mammal. Like mammaries, breasts. Giving milk to its kids.
It breastfeeds it's puppies. No other animal than mammal has the trait.
Btw live birth is not mammal only trait. Some lizards give live birth too.
Some insects give live births
Also you are wrong about no mammals being venomous. There are venomous species of monkeys in asia.
I don't believe you.
As moronic as it sounds, it is true.
>it's true
doesn't post source or pictures
yeah you're making that up plato
venomous or poisonous? venom implies it is injected through a tooth or claw. poisonous means you cannot eat them. There are poisonous birds but no venomous birds. I would assume its the same for monkeys.
nevermind i guess slow lorris produces venom
because taxonomic placement is based on genetics not traits
birds are reptiles, monotremes are mammals
Birds are dinosaurs! Feather!
birds are warm blooded feathered therapod sauropsids, so yes they are taxonomically dinosaurs
Platypus are genuinely cute. They're like beaver ducks.
I don't think anyone ever said they are not cute. Just strange looking.
The missing link between ducks and beavers.
Why should I give a shit about the discovery of this fricking piece of shit? How is this important?
They just look like bosses from the video game Darius
Is that a fish??! Oh god I’m going insane Black personman save me
God is great!
i went to swim with whales and now i want to nuke japan again. help me out bros
God is infinitely more intelligent and creative then a bunch of morons in hollywood.
because your incredible brain invented by god has evolved over millions of years to find keratinous structures, spindly limbs, and exoskeletons as being revolting and a threat because insects and reptiles spread disease and poison. This reaction evolved in tandem with the very creatures that cause fear or disgust.
Meanwhile some fat moron with a computer duster addiction (average horror “fan”) is designing your movie monsters. this designer has an iq of 89 so creative or impactful art is impossible. they dont understand that abstract (not surreal) and industrial forms are NEVER frightening and can not be. they think they are smarter than nature and can design something new to trigger the same fear response but they obviously are incapable.
seeing a fricking wienerroach you arent expecting will be scarier than any horror movie can ever be. dumbass fricking genre for morons.
You'd call many of these things unrealistic if you saw it in a movie and not real photos
Alien designs are the worst. Most are just "lol blue/green/grey human".
That's almost entirely dependent on what the purpose of the alien is. If people are intended to see it as more than a monster, then chances are it'll be designed to look more human.
>tentacles I’m going insane
great white shark and t-rex are easily the coolest monster designs of all time
>shark
>monster
They are just highly evolved predators
NDErs say that life is like a simulation or a video game. So like a horror movie.
And NDEs are more real than life. One way this manifests is how much better and more intense the feelings are there. As one woman remarked:
>"So I went into the light, and as I was moving up into the light, I just started to feel so good. You know like I can't, words can't explain it. Like the higher that I went into the light, and the more that I moved up and further away from Earth, the better I felt. And the feeling of pleasure does not really apply to this Earth, like nothing can compare. Like if you took everything that you were in favor of, like maybe getting a massage, in a hot tub, your favorite music, your favorite food, your favorite drink, everything that you love, happening to you all at once, no matter what it is, all at once, it would not even closely compare to the pleasure that was just within that light. And as you moved further into, like further away from this Earth, the pleasure felt even better. So you just moved up it felt better and better, it was insane."
From here: https://youtu.be/U00ibBGZp7o
And the NDE convinces everyone who has it, even hardcore skeptics, according to this: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist
So this argument is literally airtight, irrefutable proof of an afterlife, because we know now that the NDE will convince anyone, no matter how skeptical they may be.
Has there been any cases of NDEs where there was no brain activity? What happens if your brain is destroyed at the time of death?
real life understands genetics. movie monsters are designed by some artist who couldn't change a tire who steals all his designs from hybridizing nature without really understanding them.