Why is there no Frozen 3?

Why is there no Frozen 3?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    height mogged

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was a Frozen 2?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is the movie THAT bad? I thought the first one was meh. Never understood why it got so popular.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I will give you the benefit of the doubt. That is not the real box but a fake with a self printed inlet made by another anon who posted it on Cinemaphile one week before release in order to troll newbies and it worked. Those threads got maximum replies every time. Kids got mad as hell.

          >4K

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They gotta get Zootopia 2 out of the way or else it will look suspicious

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing I remember about Frozen 2 is all of the articles claiming it was about letting in refugees.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that in Russia.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, russians make a cult out of every decent looking cartoon character, cult of gadget from rescue rangers is so huge there the orthodox church made her saint

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gadget's not even in the top five mouse girls I'd religiously worship

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cult of gadget from rescue rangers is so huge there the orthodox church made her saint

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Frozen 3 is an existentialist horror film that follows Elsa, Anne, Kristoff, and Olaf as they are teleported to the future by an angry witch.
    >They appear in 2010s New York city, standing in the middle of a busy traffic intersection.
    >Elsa, Anne, and Kristoff are terrified by the camera flashes of people's phones, as well as yelling from pissed off commuters. Olaf dies after being in the sun for too long, this is final appearance in the franchise. Olaf is dead.
    >Elsa immediately goes insane and starts randomly freezing people in the streets. Her mental state turns her into a giant ice monster with snow tentacles.
    >Elsa can only speak in variations of Let It Go.
    >Anna and Kristoff are hired to wait tables at a restaurant run by Andy from Toy Story.
    >Elsa continues killing people with her ice powers. The military attempts to intervene but there is no effect. They are fricked.
    >Watching the news on the "Tee-vee", Anna and Kristoff cook up a plan to stop Elsa by melting her with billions of lighters.
    >Andy overhears this stupid shit and throws them a flamethrower that he had laying somewhere in the building.
    >There is an epic scene of Anne and Kristoff fighting Elsa in a helicopter.
    >The fight ends when Anne, carrying the flamethrower, hops into Elsa's mouth.
    >Elsa lets out a cackle before melting into water vapor, Anne emerges from this 100% okay and alive.
    >Anne, Kristoff, and Andy hold a party in both Elsa and Olaf's memories.
    >They can't go back in time and are stuck on modern Earth now.
    >The end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anne
      >e

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no E

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will Elsa's Mini-Me appear in the sequel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her name is Elsalad and she was in the whole first movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen the movie before, there's no Elsalad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes there is in the scene where Elsa's signing autographs a little Elsa comes up to her and says "I'm Elsalad, I'm your biggest fan!" and Elsa says "You can be my sidekick!"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oh okay I thought you meant there was literally a smaller version of Elsa called Elsalad

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine how pozzed a Frozen 3 would be nowadays?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing I remember about Frozen 2 is all of the articles claiming it was about letting in refugees.

      Just compare the difference in background characters between Frozen 1 and 2. Arendelle was apparently already taking in a lot of immigrants between movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Man...not even a clearly Norwegian inspired area is allowed to be 99% White these days

          White Genocide is clearly not a real thing at all

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then what was the hallicost nut white genocide. Very real will happen again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          disturbing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no come on are you fricking for real

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Disgraceful.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is fascinating.
          Frozen 1 came out in 2013. That was before SJWs/woketards took over media.
          Frozen 2 came out in 2019. That was well into the SJW/woketard takeover of media (which I argue began in 2015/2016) and all the forced diversity that came along with it.
          It's a difference of only 6 years and yet it's like looking at two completely different eras.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            animation takes a long time. they probably started production around 2016 too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My favourite part of Frozen 2 was the bullshit about the natives having their land stolen. Apparently kids need to be taught that even the Europeans stole their land from brown people

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they even made the picture darker

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that How to Train your Dragon 3 came out the same year and there's not a single non-white person added to the viking settlement, not even a background character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dreamworks it's just better at this point than Disney/Pixar long are the days where a Disney/Pixar movie was a cultural phenomenon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bad Guys looked great and works have been a perfect style if all the humans didn't have Calarts face.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's already been tons of talk in the past of making Elsa the first openly gay Disney princess. They'd pair her up with a black kween too I'm sure. Frozen is a huge fricking cash cow for Disney though so I doubt they'd risk it, but then so was Star Wars and they managed to frick that one up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Disney needs to go all in. AnnaxElsa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        plus lesbian characters are way safer for the general public than gay male characters. The Disney israelites have no spine I swear

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because the 2nd movie was god awful and the first wasn't even that good.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remember anna faith carlson, the elsa girl? she has an onlyfans now lol

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose they are waitting for the live action.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God I want to frick an Anna cosplayer so bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I fricked my neighbor who played Elsaz for girls birthday parties.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least one will be black.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't talk to me or my son ever again

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is from the second movie, there's little girls called elsalass, she goes to elsa and says "I'm your biggest fan", and she's her sidekick for the rest if the movie

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elsa is so fricking hot

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    elsa feet taste like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ice cubes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vanilla ice cream.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >project was aborted by Disney

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Animated movies take a long fricking time to make, it was 6 years between Frozen 1 and 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like 2-3 years, which is still a long time. What most likely happened is that they waited for the popularity of the merchandise sales to die down and hoped a sequel would revitalize.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only good thing about frozen 2. God she's fricking hot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hot
        Don't you mean cold?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As it should be.

          i'm druk and a brainlet what is this from

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frozen

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              knew you were gonna say that you fricking c**t

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like the players who do the Frozen Ever After sing along at Hollywood Studios messing around. I've seen it twice and it looks like the current actresses.>>

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based fellow Elsa connoisseur. I've always thought she was hotter than Anna. Never understood all the hype over the latter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They gave them these weird lines under their eyes that makes them look perpetually tired
      Aside from that, great foot shots

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >look perpetually tired
        that's my fetish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      le TikTok girl face

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen 2 did a lot of damage to the franchise. Some idiots think "go woke, go broke" means films bombing but for a movie studio it's not just about box office numbers for 1 film. How people feel about a movie can mean the difference between future film success and billions in merchandise or a dying brand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're moronic, Frozen 2 made 200 million more than the first one (1.4 billion), there's no way they wouldn't cash cow this shit with a third.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I seriously didn't even know Frozen 2 existed until this thread was made

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too expensive with not enough brand expansion opportunities
    If I'm not mistaken with CGI family films (and TBF: Marvel and Star Wars kinos) the box office of the film is a very small portion of the actual revenue for the studio. The idea is that by doing a marketing blitz for the film and the surrounding hype with the film puts it into the minds of parents, aunts, and grandparents who will buy it or Spongebob merch.
    The other thing is, these films live on in home video for ages, a three year old who wasn't even alive when the last one came out doesn't need to see a threequel and quadquel in cinemas, the old films will do the job of getting them to demand Elsa bedsheets and a Elsa dinner bowl just fine.
    A CGI film can cost like 100 million dollars, yes the studio gets a maybe 10% of that back in interest on the loan, but they still need to spend around another 100 million in P&A. That's almost 200 million dollars they need to pony up for an existing property that is probably still generating them passive income. Why would they spend money if they don't have to?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun Fact: Let It Go was written by the guy and girl that wrote The Internet Is For Porn from Avenue Q.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let it go.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The puppet or the woman?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd drop the woman and double up on the puppets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let it go.

      They also wrote Everyone's a Little Bit Racist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's tim dillon's cousin

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody remembers what happens in the second one

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Around my parts the Anna dolls sold out before the Elsa dolls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As it should be.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao white girl dancing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I need to give Once Upon a Time a rewatch. For a series that ran 7 seasons it is surprisingly underrated and rarely talked about these days

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was specifically for women who never grew out of disney nonsense like you.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >elsa with her hair down was the only good thing about frozen 2
    >nobody ever makes porn with her hair down
    frozen 2 fricking sucks

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 floped

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Woke bullshit ruined 2.
    Say what you will the songs (except the shit rock people one) were Kino.
    Else was hotter in 2 that's the only thing it has

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an Aurora fan and I really liked Into the Unknown but Frozen 2 just didn't have a massive hit song like Let it Go to carry it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whole bit from Elsa crossing the dark sea to her finding herself on Ahtohallan was kino, and it also had the best song.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a good sequence. I also like Anna's depression song right after. I actually think 2 has better songs overall but it lacks the big hit.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this from the actual movie? I don't remember her being so bouncy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's from kingdom hearts 3

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone remember those 2 elsanna tumblr cosplayers who made porn?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SWAGGY ELSA WALKING DOWN THE STREET

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen 2 was dogshit.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they couldn't help themselves and killed the brand after Frozen 2 with the insane amount of Black folk that appeared from nowhere in Arendelle

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