Why is this show so ugly?
Why is this show so ugly?
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Why is this show so ugly?
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That scene looked shockingly cheap.
Money laundering.
Who does the Mouse launder to?
I don't know anon, based on it being disney, probably pedo money. It's just a shitpost.
The underground pedo sex trade empire
What robot chicken scene is this?
this isn't a real shot is it? that looks absurdly bad
fucking KEK it does
it seems like they have lost even the first knowledge of film-making
if you have a weak set it needs to be dark in there
this looks un ironically better.
the best i could do with pre established atrocious lighting
Vader sitting in a throne just seems so silly.
it could have worked but he throne being so tall and plain plus the way he sits makes him look like a child
Even the Emperor's throne wasn't just some stone carving. It was basically an office chair with Bluetooth/wi-fi functionalities.
The meditation chamber would have at least made a little more sense, the white interior makes it easier to see Vader. Having a black costume against a black throne made it difficult to see him, and having his arms propped up on the rests looks goofy.
The armrests are just way too high for the actor. They probably made it without even measuring him.
It's too vain. OT Vader wasn't a show-off, he was a fucking Prussian general with his mind on the job.
All they needed to do was bring back his pod from ESB. They'd get the Memberberries and it would be consistent with the character.
Yeah, this scene looked like shit. And they talked so highly about this director going in, too. They delayed this project a year to give us this.
George isn't there to give it SOVL
he is there, but he doesn't care
Why the fuck does Vader even have a castle to begin with? That looks so out of place in Star Wars and yes I know the castle has been a thing for a while, it's still shit.
In the OT Vader was just an enforcer. He was not EVIL SPACE JESUS
extended universe thing from the late 80s-early 90s that they made "legends" until they realized they could capitalize on nostalgia bait
Nah. It’s something Lucas always wanted to have. Vader is supposed to be a campy serials villain and his original name was gonna be Count Mordo or whatever
Vader’s castle is an old lucas idea Disney actually used
Well that's dumb. Just goes to show that Marcia Lucas really does deserve more credit than George.
>this fake narrative again
lucas's ex-wife simps are so dumb
vader's been evil space jesus since 1999 now, you can't still be mad
One thing I liked about Disney's Star Wars is that they were very much anti-prequels initially. But now it seems like they're doing prequel-pandering which is annoying
it looks like an early 2000s video game cutscene
EU castle was much cooler. Loved the level in Jedi Academy.
Oh shit you can go there? I only remember it from Dark Empire.
Yeah, you can. Definitely one of the cooler levels in the game:
%C3%B3%C5%82nocy
Fuck yes. That Jedi Academy level gave me some serious phantom menace vibes in a kino way.
It's so fucking weird. The entire show feels like a fan-made YouTube series, except that they somehow managed to get Ewan McGregor.
This. It feels like Star Wars only when Ewan is talking.
Everyone working in Hollywood is a talentless nepotism plug.
That looks uncomfortable as fuck. Even with the metal ass and no legs.
What N64 level is this?
Yeah it looks like the first level of Doom
You would think they would give a show about one of the most famous characters a budget that's at least comparable to Mandalorian. They really just didn't give any fucks.
Let me repeat: what's he doing on the throne? OT Vader isn't going to hold any audiences, he's someone to study maps, plans, troop numbers, etc in his office chamber.
>what's he doing on the throne?
Give promotional footage material to Disney
>The mouse is strong in this one.
Why is vader in this show at all. Nothing that happens here will be as important as his duel with ben in ANH
Because instead of making a fun cat and mouse story about Obi Wan being a badass jedi master successfully jobbing the inquisition any chance he gets while keeping Luke safe, and heck even having the Leia rescue plot, Disney Wars wasn't happy with just tearing Luke down in the NuTrilogy. Obi Wan was white and male so it was his turn to get literally raked over the coals and made to look like shit.
But why though? No matter what they do, the OT is untouchable.
For the same reason 20something white women go onto twitter and say Shivkar Bāpuji Talpade was the first person to invent flight and the Wright bros stole the idea (completely false)
They want to take everything from you and then call you a bigot for arguing.
It's obviously not going to work because the OT is too enjoyable for that. They'd have to somehow top it which will never happen because they're a bunch of bumbling baffoons and they know it.
So what's the point? It seems like a futile exercise in stupidity.
>So what's the point? It seems like a futile exercise in stupidity.
I can't answer this, I'm not a woman.
Plenty of women love Star Wars though.
>Plenty of women love Star Wars though.
Not the ones making it.
incompetent director made scene too dark
Does anyone else find the intense glow of the lightsabers obnoxious? That only started to happen when they started using LEDs in the blades. Obi-Wan couldn't even see three feet in front of him because of how bright it was.
It looks cheap and retarded. Lightsaber aren't supposed to be fucking glowsticks.
Kino...
>The Lighthouse 2 (2023)
The reason they did that was because the fight is at night
It they didn't make it a glowstick you wouldn't see anything but the sabers
That would have been kino though
Bad lightning. Bad cinematography in general.
This looks like an FMV from a 90s PC game what the fuck
>we want the jedi knight dark forces 2 audience
I fucking wish they did
I don't think they know that audience even exists
>we want the jedi knight dark forces 2 audience
Count me in!
Please leave Kyle alone. Him, Nym, Galen Marek, and Dash Rendar are all relaxing at the Shadows of the Empire bar, relieved that nobody at nuWars knows who they are.
>Galen Marek
Holy shit, next thing you're gonna tell me that Jaden Korr was also a great character
Just because it's EU doesn't mean it's good
>Just because it's EU doesn't mean it's good
yes it does, same as
>Just because it's disney means its bad
Honestly I just pulled some names out of my ass.
I don't want to see anything pre-disney ruined. Bad or good it still had soul back then.
Reading Dark Empire II when you were a three year old doesn't make Anakin Solo "soul". Nearly all of it was pumped out trash designed to wring pennies from virgins, and that which wasn't George already declared non-canon during the 2000's.
At least they got the holograms right.
You're saying this as if it was a bad thing
It is when it's a high-budget TV series by the biggest media company on the globe.
Fuck me I can't unsee it now.
It's a planet that is one giant active volcano, spewing molten lava into the sky, yet the room itself is almost pitch black despite the windows looking out over the orange glowing surface.
>aaah force help me
kek
It looked so goofy when, after building Vader up as a severely dangerous person, Obi-Wan just kept lightly jogging away.
>this man sits in a throne during downtime
>answers to some British guy
why does this remind me of an austin powers movie
Because the throne looks ridiculous. Vader is 6'7 or taller, and he's sitting in something Boss Baby or Dr Evil would sit in.
make something good: people watch and maybe talk a little about it
make something bad: people watch and constantly scream about literally every aspect and even get people who didn't watch it screaming about it
they don't release viewership data. so which is better?
How the hell did tge Third Sister manage to get to the other side of the tunnel before Leia?
>How did a grown force user manage to outrun a 10 year old?
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
lol is vader still living on that volcanic planet in some stone cold mansion? whoever came up with that idea is a total retard
The Mandalorian looks so much better
What gives?
>Vader's theme isn't even hinted at when he appears for the first time
>Let's just play some generic ominous music instead, that'll show them
Are the hacks at Disney trying to make this as soulless as possible on purpose ? How hard can it be to get the basic stuff right ?
Probably don't want to pay the royalties for the good SW music
bro they own it?
Looks like a Sentai show
>Obi just slowly jogging away from Vader multiple times
>Vader and Obi have like three lines of shitty dialogue with each other
who the fuck wrote this
Vader being totally silent and more angered in his movements would have been 100 times better
An incompetent woman who got the job because her parents are connected and she sucks dick good, I'm sure.
How did this cost million
Literally zero budget. They have spent absolutely fuck all on this pile of shit. There are genuinely fan films with better production value and it's embarrassing. It couldn't be more obvious that Disney is struggling. The MCU is dying and Star Wars is already too dead to get the kind of budget it needs. I pray for the demise of this company and everyone involved with it on a daily basis.
It seems like they blew all their budget on promotion instead
Why the fuck does it look like an FMV game from the 90's?