Why is this show so ugly?

Why is this show so ugly?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That scene looked shockingly cheap.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Money laundering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who does the Mouse launder to?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know anon, based on it being disney, probably pedo money. It's just a shitpost.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The underground pedo sex trade empire

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What robot chicken scene is this?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this isn't a real shot is it? that looks absurdly bad

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the best i could do with pre established atrocious lighting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vader sitting in a throne just seems so silly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it could have worked but he throne being so tall and plain plus the way he sits makes him look like a child

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even the Emperor's throne wasn't just some stone carving. It was basically an office chair with Bluetooth/wi-fi functionalities.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The meditation chamber would have at least made a little more sense, the white interior makes it easier to see Vader. Having a black costume against a black throne made it difficult to see him, and having his arms propped up on the rests looks goofy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The armrests are just way too high for the actor. They probably made it without even measuring him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's too vain. OT Vader wasn't a show-off, he was a fricking Prussian general with his mind on the job.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All they needed to do was bring back his pod from ESB. They'd get the Memberberries and it would be consistent with the character.

        Yeah, this scene looked like shit. And they talked so highly about this director going in, too. They delayed this project a year to give us this.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    George isn't there to give it SOVL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he is there, but he doesn't care

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does Vader even have a castle to begin with? That looks so out of place in Star Wars and yes I know the castle has been a thing for a while, it's still shit.
    In the OT Vader was just an enforcer. He was not EVIL SPACE JESUS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      extended universe thing from the late 80s-early 90s that they made "legends" until they realized they could capitalize on nostalgia bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. It’s something Lucas always wanted to have. Vader is supposed to be a campy serials villain and his original name was gonna be Count Mordo or whatever

      Vader’s castle is an old lucas idea Disney actually used

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's dumb. Just goes to show that Marcia Lucas really does deserve more credit than George.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >this fake narrative again
          lucas's ex-wife simps are so dumb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      vader's been evil space jesus since 1999 now, you can't still be mad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One thing I liked about Disney's Star Wars is that they were very much anti-prequels initially. But now it seems like they're doing prequel-pandering which is annoying

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like an early 2000s video game cutscene

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EU castle was much cooler. Loved the level in Jedi Academy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit you can go there? I only remember it from Dark Empire.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you can. Definitely one of the cooler levels in the game:

        %C3%B3%C5%82nocy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yes. That Jedi Academy level gave me some serious phantom menace vibes in a kino way.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's so fricking weird. The entire show feels like a fan-made YouTube series, except that they somehow managed to get Ewan McGregor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. It feels like Star Wars only when Ewan is talking.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone working in Hollywood is a talentless nepotism plug.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks uncomfortable as frick. Even with the metal ass and no legs.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What N64 level is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it looks like the first level of Doom

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You would think they would give a show about one of the most famous characters a budget that's at least comparable to Mandalorian. They really just didn't give any fricks.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let me repeat: what's he doing on the throne? OT Vader isn't going to hold any audiences, he's someone to study maps, plans, troop numbers, etc in his office chamber.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what's he doing on the throne?
      Give promotional footage material to Disney

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The mouse is strong in this one.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is vader in this show at all. Nothing that happens here will be as important as his duel with ben in ANH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because instead of making a fun cat and mouse story about Obi Wan being a badass jedi master successfully jobbing the inquisition any chance he gets while keeping Luke safe, and heck even having the Leia rescue plot, Disney Wars wasn't happy with just tearing Luke down in the NuTrilogy. Obi Wan was white and male so it was his turn to get literally raked over the coals and made to look like shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But why though? No matter what they do, the OT is untouchable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For the same reason 20something white women go onto twitter and say Shivkar Bāpuji Talpade was the first person to invent flight and the Wright bros stole the idea (completely false)
          They want to take everything from you and then call you a bigot for arguing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's obviously not going to work because the OT is too enjoyable for that. They'd have to somehow top it which will never happen because they're a bunch of bumbling baffoons and they know it.
            So what's the point? It seems like a futile exercise in stupidity.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >So what's the point? It seems like a futile exercise in stupidity.
              I can't answer this, I'm not a woman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Plenty of women love Star Wars though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Plenty of women love Star Wars though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not the ones making it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    incompetent director made scene too dark

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else find the intense glow of the lightsabers obnoxious? That only started to happen when they started using LEDs in the blades. Obi-Wan couldn't even see three feet in front of him because of how bright it was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks cheap and moronic. Lightsaber aren't supposed to be fricking glowsticks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The Lighthouse 2 (2023)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The reason they did that was because the fight is at night

      It they didn't make it a glowstick you wouldn't see anything but the sabers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That would have been kino though

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bad lightning. Bad cinematography in general.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like an FMV from a 90s PC game what the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we want the jedi knight dark forces 2 audience

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking wish they did
        I don't think they know that audience even exists

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >we want the jedi knight dark forces 2 audience
        Count me in!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Please leave Kyle alone. Him, Nym, Galen Marek, and Dash Rendar are all relaxing at the Shadows of the Empire bar, relieved that nobody at nuWars knows who they are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Galen Marek
          Holy shit, next thing you're gonna tell me that Jaden Korr was also a great character
          Just because it's EU doesn't mean it's good

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Just because it's EU doesn't mean it's good
            yes it does, same as
            >Just because it's disney means its bad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly I just pulled some names out of my ass.
            I don't want to see anything pre-disney ruined. Bad or good it still had soul back then.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Reading Dark Empire II when you were a three year old doesn't make Anakin Solo "soul". Nearly all of it was pumped out trash designed to wring pennies from virgins, and that which wasn't George already declared non-canon during the 2000's.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least they got the holograms right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're saying this as if it was a bad thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is when it's a high-budget TV series by the biggest media company on the globe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick does it look like an FMV game from the 90's?

      Frick me I can't unsee it now.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a planet that is one giant active volcano, spewing molten lava into the sky, yet the room itself is almost pitch black despite the windows looking out over the orange glowing surface.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >aaah force help me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looked so goofy when, after building Vader up as a severely dangerous person, Obi-Wan just kept lightly jogging away.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this man sits in a throne during downtime
      >answers to some British guy

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does this remind me of an austin powers movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the throne looks ridiculous. Vader is 6'7 or taller, and he's sitting in something Boss Baby or Dr Evil would sit in.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    make something good: people watch and maybe talk a little about it

    make something bad: people watch and constantly scream about literally every aspect and even get people who didn't watch it screaming about it

    they don't release viewership data. so which is better?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell did tge Third Sister manage to get to the other side of the tunnel before Leia?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How did a grown force user manage to outrun a 10 year old?
      Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol is vader still living on that volcanic planet in some stone cold mansion? whoever came up with that idea is a total moron

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Mandalorian looks so much better
    What gives?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Vader's theme isn't even hinted at when he appears for the first time
    >Let's just play some generic ominous music instead, that'll show them

    Are the hacks at Disney trying to make this as soulless as possible on purpose ? How hard can it be to get the basic stuff right ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably don't want to pay the royalties for the good SW music

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie they own it?

  31. 2 years ago
    Bobb Doward

    Looks like a Sentai show

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Obi just slowly jogging away from Vader multiple times
    >Vader and Obi have like three lines of shitty dialogue with each other

    who the frick wrote this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vader being totally silent and more angered in his movements would have been 100 times better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An incompetent woman who got the job because her parents are connected and she sucks dick good, I'm sure.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did this cost million

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally zero budget. They have spent absolutely frick all on this pile of shit. There are genuinely fan films with better production value and it's embarrassing. It couldn't be more obvious that Disney is struggling. The MCU is dying and Star Wars is already too dead to get the kind of budget it needs. I pray for the demise of this company and everyone involved with it on a daily basis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like they blew all their budget on promotion instead

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does it look like an FMV game from the 90's?

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