Why isn't it someone's job to just make nothing but Felix Felicis all day for their whole life to sell to rich people or the government?

Why isn't it someone's job to just make nothing but Felix Felicis all day for their whole life to sell to rich people or the government? You know who could have used some liquid luck? Voldemort. And Dumbledore. And Rufus Scrimgeor. And Snape. And Umbridge. And Harry Potter. And Ron. And Hermione. And Luna. And Dobby. And everyone else in the series at all times or at least once.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could just as easily ask why Harry & friends don't use a time turner to save everyone who dies and the answer is still the same - these books were written by a woman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and a transphobe as well!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That explains it, too busy thinking about women with big floppy swinging dicks and hairy balls to focus on writing a coherent story.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a woman
      don't assume xer gender, bigot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, what a clever joke. You should repeat it every day for years and years and never come up with another joke

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          okay i will, thank you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why only Tolkien is respected in these halls.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But what was Aragorn's tax policy?

        Checkmate Chud.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    actually everyone takes it all the time but they all have different goals so it evens out
    it's in the food they eat
    and that's the difference between wizards and muggles

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >don't read books carefully
    >miss vital details
    >go on Cinemaphile.edu to complain about it
    Let's focus more on how Dumbledore canonically used it to slam mad puss. What do we think that might have been like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbledore used it only when he bottomed to avoid getting prolapsed by big Durmstrang wiener

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all day
    >It was very difficult to make, disastrous if made wrong, and required six months to brew before it was ready to be consumed.
    check your potter lore gaylord

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this an ESL thing? You understand that you can do something all day and not complete it right? If it took me a year to write a book and I worked on it all day for 365 days, I would have been working on it all day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you can do something all day and not complete it
        give me 5 examples that aren't writing a book or building/decorating a property

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Making felix felicis, inventing the hydrogen bomb, walking to San Francisco from New York City, curing aids, training an AI to make a perfect recreation of your mother's butthole without showing it an actual picture of a butthole

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i kneel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Learning a song on an instrument
          >Cooking a complex dish
          >Traveling
          >Knitting
          >Cleaning

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it doesn't count if you're physically disabled

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What the actual frick are you talking about moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it took him more than a day to learn smoke on the water on guitar
                i'm not judging (much)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It only took me 30 seconds to learn both solos for Through the Fire and Flames, git gud shitlord

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have multiple batches going at once ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i do yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cheeses and wines take years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It was very difficult to make, disastrous if made wrong, and required six months to brew before it was ready to be consumed.
      So its just like Whiskey, and we have no shortage of that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >very difficult to make
        >requires six months to brew
        you don’t know what you’re talking about pal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >succeed at making one batch
      >chug a bottle and make another 20
      >repeat ad infinitum
      It’s like Skyrim crafting exploits, this shit just works

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it shrinks your balls

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the book explained why you couldnt use it too often?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Magic ain't gotta explain shit etc
    Non cop out answer should be like it uses luck you would've had in the future. Everyone has various amounts of days in their lifetime, everyone has various amounts of luck as well.
    If you use it every day and become a magnate of some sort, your luck will literally run out and you're left with the permanent hangover. The wealth, love, power you amassed while using this cheat will all fade and crumble because it did not occur naturally. Once or twice is not big deal at all.
    They talked about cheating death, and they should've talked about cheating life as well.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looked at the fan wiki and it says
    >excessive consumption is highly toxic and can cause extreme recklessness
    Which is super lame

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rowling said that if you use it too much the “luck” balances itself out (in aggregate or individually.) So if every student in Hogwarts used it in the final battle Voldemort my somehow accidentally compel one of his death eaters to kill Harry, thereby guaranteeing everyone’s death and the survival of one of the last horcruxes

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    harry = black
    ron = indian
    hermione = all in one
    blonde b***h = border bean
    luna = skinny womanlet blue eyed blondie
    rolf = native american
    ginny = nympho
    asian frickface = botox
    ghost milhouse = qos
    chances?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Harry just polyjuice into his mother and frick snape?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like coomers’ demand for polyjuice potion would the potion itself (and its ingredients) extremely expensive if not illegal/restricted. Also it says something about Rowling that polyjuice potion isn’t sold in stores but love potions are.

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