Why isn't Vassgo Stolas's love interest?
He's more attractive, seems to give a shit about Stolas, doesn't swear or act like a 12 year old and would be more honest since he doesn't need Stolas's book for anything.
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Stolas deserves to die alone
I miss an episode or is anon projecting?
Anon is just speculating from trailer footage, new episode will be out sometime before the end of the month is all we know.
I think he might be his half brother due the beak shape and color, but I agree. He should have been Stolas friend
>the beak shape
I don't see it. The beak is curved down like a flamingo
White beak with black tip and red eyes. He’s probably his brother or cousin.
He’s a macaw
>might be his half brother
Like that matters. Let's be frank here, in hell anything goes if you're powerful enough and don't care about others' opinions.
>Hell
Don’t kid yourself. This isn’t hell, it’s just Earth painted red with magic furries.
With the shit Viv has been liking on Twitter I wouldn't be surprised if Vassago ends up becoming a temporary love interested for Stolas for the rest of season 2 and half of season 3 until he goes back to simping for Blitzo again. Stolitz is painfully obvious endgame but they gotta pull a SVTFOE and delay it until the last few episodes of the series because they're obsessed with romance drama.
if they pulled a Regular Show and had Blitzo end up with some random c**t that would be megabased
Wait, wasn't this dude supposed to be an overlord in Hazbin Hotel?
Yes.
Funny how shit works, right?
You ever encounter those types of people who want what they can't have? Blitzo doesn't care for Stolas because he already has is daughter Loona and that gets him off.
Because this show is dogshit and Vivziepop sucks.
What time do they usually release episodes?
>What time do they usually release episodes?
Sporadically, but always on Saturdays
So they won't update on the full moon?
Literally who?
Speaking as a man with trauma from a fricked up in group you NEVER look for mates in the in group even if they'd look perfect on paper. And you never stop chasing out group mates even if it's toxic unhealthy. I'm a churchgoing Christian who'd rather chase satanistic witches or gay men or anyone who will hurt me less than Christians. I bet Stllas feels the same about other cruel rich homosexuals.
Even if he not a possible love interest (Vassago could be his brother) he still could have been Stolas childhood friend. He's attractive, equal and seems to care much more about Stolas than b***hzo.
>care much more about Stolas than b***hzo
I mean that could be said about anyone except Stella at this point
Vasago is probably his brother. We know he has at least 1 other sibling (possibly more) since his dad has to ask "which one is this?" on stolas' birthday.
Quick everyone! Look up Vassgo before VivizePoop ruins him like she did with Stolas.!