>top has a cat fearful of his mortality because a wolf is trying to kill him and a Brooklyner hiding because a giant cucked turtle is trying to kill him >bottom has two pussies scared over nothing
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Panic attacks are the hottest item in the checklist, along physical disabilities such as missing a limb.
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What's with this recent wave of you queers trying to act like everyone you disagree with is, not even a troony, but an actual woman? Is this some new gay op?
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Fear never existed until recently according to Cinemaphile
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>top has a cat fearful of his mortality because a wolf is trying to kill him and a Brooklyner hiding because a giant cucked turtle is trying to kill him >bottom has two pussies scared over nothing
And? Puss still has a legit reason to have an panic attack. Wouldn't you feel panic or anxiety when you are being chased by the personification of Death itself?
They are saying that the character was justified having a freak out even if the therapy dog thing was dumb and it’s not like these other mentally ill loons where they are having meltdowns over people looking at them weird
But anyways, what's the problem with something showing actual emotion to being scared af? Is the lady from Alien a fricking moronic for breaking down because they're being hunted by an alien?
>But anyways, what's the problem with something showing actual emotion to being scared af?
Because we're NOT seeing actual emotion. We're seeing people make over exaggerated un-proportionate responses to trivial stimuli. The emotion isn't the problem itself. The problem is any time anything happens people go from Zero to Vietnam crazy.,
>trivial stimuli
Anon, we're discussing children's movies. Up to a certain age, NOTHING is trivial. Literally everything you do is ride or die until your reach the maturity to know otherwise. God forbid we treat kids with enough respect that we acknowledge the reality of thier day to day
>Anon, we're discussing children's movies.
Children's movies didn't suddenly start here and now. There have been a lot of them over the years and they have all dealt with things better than this did.
>God forbid we treat kids with enough respect that we acknowledge the reality of thier day to day
That's the thing though. YOU'RE NOT. This isn't respectful. This isn't encouraging. This is latching onto a latest thing and treating them like easily victimized losers. Kids should be insulted by this.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>There have been a lot of them over the years and they have all dealt with things better than this did
Name five examples
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
When was the last time you actually spoke to a child?
You've never actually had one?
I've had them.
Genuinely full blown near psychotic panic attack from going into college in a strange place, stress over doing good in sports, lack of sleep, lack of pussy, and tons of caffeine to keep up.
Started sweating hearing shit seeing things got quiet and walked to my dorm room to chill out.
Didn't start going butthole nuts like these obnoxious fricking morons.
This is teaching people to be weak and easily manipulated by their emotions.
To create subconscious triggers to react too on a base level.
Tbf the Spiderverse example in that pic is Miles literally waking up from a nightmare, the actual short is mainly about him being stressed/overwhelmed from juggling his normal life and being Spider-Man so he has a chat with his dad to comfort him.
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>Shinji's mind break seeing Asuka's corpse at the beginning of the end of the world is the origin of modern panic attack tends in animation
I don't think so, Tim
Streamed Inside Out 2 an hour ago. Riley's panic attack was so cringeworthy because you could just tell how Pixar contacted licensed therapists, psychologists, and whatever the frick to attempt to display the panic attack "accurately" but it just felt so disingenuous with their attempt to receive praise for "realistic anxiety attack portrayal".
Especially when she was visually grounding herself by touching the bench and listening to her surroundings.
>it's accurate therefore it's disingenuous
Ok now I KNOW you're just trolling for the sake of it, because NO ONE is that stupid. This is your final (you) from me, good luck and God bless, ya fuggin idgit
>Most popular animated movie in decades with billion dollar revenue
Get a load of this guy
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Peter carried it, same as he ever has. All those parasites trying to ride his red and blue coattails would flop and die if they were left to their own devices. It's just Miles is the worst about it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
You bendis gays are sad, just desperate for your pity self insert to mean more than that.
as another anon said: >they did need to actually. because the whole appeal of the panic attack is the power fantasy. the idea that your feelings are so important that they physically manifest as this ultimate climactic moment. and the rules are if you have a panic attack then the whole world has to revolve around you because that's how big a deal it is. that's why they keep putting them in animated movies and why normies praise it to the moon and back on social media under the guise of "wow it was so brave and vulnerable to include that scene"
>everyone must be as narcissistic as I am because I set the standard for humanity itself, obviously
Wanna know how i know you're a 17 year old incel from Knoxville?
>the average moviegoer having an ego at all and secretly wishing they had a guaranteed way of making people pay attention to them makes them a full-on narcissist
Wanna know how i know you're currently mindbreaking yourself with your "i cant take being an incel anymore im gonna start being a pick-me boy instead" phase?
>pick-me boy
lol there are no girls here anon. He's just calling you an butthole, because thats what you are. Ain't a fight, you're just being a stereotype and making up new ones is hardly giving you an advantage here.
>All problems are valid.
I am very glad I grew up in a time where my blubbering doomering was largely shut down.
I'm not, now I have to listen to you not dealing with yourself
What the ACTUAL frick are you on about? There is NOTHING fricking "powerful" about mental issues. You think I fricking LOVE aspergers? You think I enjoy being sound sensative and find power in having to AVOID my own fricking sister's kid because them crying upsets me in a deep why I can't understand?
Frick you anon. For real, actually frick you. Here's you (you) if you wanted someone baited and angry, hope it's worth the 5 seconds of pleasure it gives to your shriveled up piece of gum you call a brain.
I swear to god if I didn't have Vackbox on Cinemaphile, and DECENT threads on /vg/, this would be THE THING to finally get me to leave Cinemaphile after 9 years on this god forsaken board, was some dipshit WHINING like a prissy little b***h about characters dealing with trauma because
Attention
Validation
Everyone looking at them telling them they are great and giving her good feels.
This is a female power fantasy.
If she can get it by having what they are conditioning and teaching them to see as a panic attack see it as normal and things that girls should havethey will.
Better then desperatel seeking out/faking sexual assault in hopes of being a victim for that power fantasy/clout like some sick women.
Nta, but as someone who actually did have the girl I lost my virginity to make a false rape accusation against me, I can safely say you're talking out your ass and should shut the frick up. There is no power in taking someone thru the mud because you're right there in the shit alongside them. Anyone who thinks having that level of scrutiny on them as being a good thing are goddam certifiably insane.
b***h who are you kidding.
No one believes your MUH FURST TIME SCREAMED RAPE AGAINST ME fricking story you just fricking concocted to make your MUH SESXUAL ASSAULT AND RAPES ARE NEVER FAKED FOR MONEY OR CLOUT
Who are you fricking kidding. This happens. Real victims are oft silent or CONVINCED they really wanted it ala "you are a boy and an older woman assaulted you, you wanted it" in media and from adult female pedophiles and women who want to enshrine women as victims and never predators as their base of power and ideal. "those men raped you and wanted you to do things to them so you asked for it you're actually a homosexual" shit is used by the other side as well.
But women who lie about rape for clout and a power fantasy?!!
NOOOOOPE
SHIT DOES NOT HAPPEN
You probably think steven universe is a great character
Same for you, Industrycuck.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Meds
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh, you're one of those people who wants to downplay it and go LOL ERP and LOL HOT right?
the mario movie sucked and from what i remember that wasn't a panic attack that was just him running away
Oh you. The most israelited mid movie ever.
Who in the frick thought it would be a good idea to wast a fricking hour on the israelite and his obvious israel parallel in the kong kingdom?
Who thought mean spirited flat bossb***h rat face princes toad stool was a good idea?
Who thought mario being a b***h and luigi spending 99.9% of the movie completely out of the fricking plot was good?
Their interactions on screen was the only good part.
AND THE FRICKING SCARED MOMENT MAKES NO GODDAMNED SENSE AS A MARIO MOMENT IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE LUIGI WAS TERRIFIED AND SCARED THROUGHOUT! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LUIGI BEING TERRIFIED BUT PLUCKING UP COURAGE TO HELP MARIO!!
THATS HIS MOMENT
AND IT WAS FRICKED UP!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
your review sucks. not defending the mario movie, that shit fricking sucks, but you're missing every element that makes it bad and are conjuring up some other ones (everything about peach). i would write a review about why it's bad, but it's for the sake of getting the same message across in a few words i'll just say it's just an illumination movie but with a budget.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Don't besmirch a piece of shit movie >I'll just say your review is bad never expand on why and pretend I have some sort of intelelctual and moral highground.
Nah b***h. You start saying why I'm wrong or you frick off.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
peach was not mean, the interactions on screen are toddler toon tier, the israel stuff is fanfiction and the scared moment was not luigi's moment because after not being involved for the entire movie, luigi manning up and doing something would have been an asspull since there was no growth to lead to that moment; i'm not saying it's mario's either since that's also an ass pull in itself. this movie sucks, but not for the reasons you say.
also i didn't take a moral highground, i took an intelectual one
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>missing every element that makes it bad and are conjuring up some other ones
people do this a lot I noticed. not just reviewing movies, but games, etc.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Who thought mario being a b***h and luigi spending 99.9% of the movie completely out of the fricking plot was good?
You are aware that describes like.......87% of all Mario games that don't have Party in the title, yes? Mario's always been Peach's lapdog and Luigi has always been second fiddle. Do you even vidya, brah?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>AND THE FRICKING SCARED MOMENT MAKES NO GODDAMNED SENSE AS A MARIO MOMENT IN THE MOVIE
Mario was just a plumber from Brooklyn at the start of the film. I know it's a kids movie, but did you really expect him to go from average joe to goddam Master Chief in the span of about 90 minutes? It makes perfect sense that he'd take a moment to curl up when he's a 5'1" tech school grad going up against a fuggin 80 ton fire breathing dragon-turtle out for blood.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I"m fricking sorry, he had no fricking problem against the giant israelite coded ape and the other monsters nor did he have a problem with bowser before that.
It's a character moment that was totally out of place when you fricking consider EVERYTHING that happened before and should have gone to luigi.
You know, the character that was established to be less then brave at the very beginning of the movie?
OF THE BRAVE GUY THAT WAS BRAVE NONSTOP GOT SCARED FOR NO REASON OUT OF NOWHERE THEN GOT NOT SCARED!!!!
im talking about why fictional portrayals of movie panic attacks appeal to people. you're not a fictional movie character, are you? so then what im saying does not include your circumstances. yes, obviously real life mental disorders make you the opposite of powerful. but in movies, they make characters powerful because all of the sudden everyone else has to be extra nice to them.
Glorification of trauma is a popular trend among the left. Inclusiveness of the mentally handicapped except it’s not really sincere and it’s done just to get brownie points.
>Are autists on Cinemaphile really having trouble distinguishing between critique and being mad? I
To be fair critique and being mad is usually the same thing in Cinemaphile
What critique? OP is spewing the exact same shit as the other hundred fricking times I’ve seen this thread
There’s no thought here, you morons are just taking examples of characters panicking and pointing and screeching at them to justify the latest “NEW THINGS BAD”
I hate how glorified anxiety attacks are being, most zoomers and gen alpha don't know what a true anxiety attack is and try to threat it like this quirky personality trait, it's not a fun experience, it's been so bad for me I stop breathing, it's like my throat completely closes off while I desperately try to gasp for air until I get light headed enough that I stop tensing up
>It's literally death, I'm gonna die, goddamn >I transported to another world, what the frick >The weight of the multiverse is on my shoulders holy shit >AAAAAA HOCKEY HARD I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK
I hate children so much it's unreal
this. Anons here are acting as if there were in the same situations they would be stoic badasses when they literally spill their spaghetti over the slightest social interaction.
Losing a fricking game should never end up with you totally losing your shit, I don't give a frick who you think you are, if a person goes mad because some team won over the other, or is not managing to score goals and can't handle it to the point they are having open panic attacks of excessive aggressive spikes then they should be taken to some mental hospital.
Mario's not having a panic attack though, he just got punted through a window and into a brick wall and TV. Dude's in a lot of pain and considering hiding as he just got his ass kicked.
It's very scary because you know how games/movies add in diversity, now it's panic attacks or some mental illness because like diversity, it's what's seen as Good, Hip or what is normal. Bad times ahead frens.
Feminine emotions, cuckery, and weakness, degeneracy, and letting your emotional guard down to be easily manipulated and brainwashed by committee designed programming is being open emotionally.
Puss and Mario get a pass because of the situations they're in. It makes sense for Puss since he wasted his other lives and the wolf(grim reaper) tries to take his last life. Mario gets a past because he's fighting a fricking turtle that can shoot fire from his mouth.
Every scene in OP's pic hits at the third act low point, dingus. They're not a quirky aspect, it's quite literally the lowest point that they're at in the entire film
Is this your new hill to die on? You've given up on attacking Smiling Friends for Zach Hadel saying there's more to life than viddy and jerking it? Now it's all panic attacks, all the time? Just work up the courage to walk outside and talk to a cashier or something. I was at an event the other day and a young lady with autism worked up the courage to walk up to talk to me. It was a lovely conversation and I'm glad she did but she was fighting anxiety to do it.
I don't know why the frick anyone would want to panic attack representation who the frick wants to be reminded about one of those. I've had a few and I'd only wish that shit on my worst enemies
I don't think any of those movies really intended to be "panic attack representation," to be fair: a character breaking down just serves to show that they've reached their lowest point.
We are not saying extensional dread is "weird and unrealistic" now are we? How can you be this removed from human emotions at this point?
I think we need to force psychiatric evaluation on everyone post 21 years old, if you don't you get jailed or executed. This reaction to natural human behavior is inhumane.
>Emotions only exist in the most absolute extremes
This is going to be the big defense isn't it? Just people blindly acting like the issue is EMOTIONS when they don't even know what that means turns out.
only exist in the most absolute extremes
Autismo, it's a cartoon. It's fricking fiction. Bugs bunny made this clear 3/4ths of a century ago
Stop treating fiction as a documentary.
Wait so which is it then? Are we supposed to accept emotions as a realistic and serious thing or are we supposed to write it all off as a cartoon. Pick a lane because you can't have it both ways.
It feels unearned tbh. Like checking off a quota. Yes, i’m aware these characters are going through circumstances that are dangerous and they’re still human for having fear about said danger, but I can’t shake the vibe that most of these scenes exist because someone in a suit wanted these scenes.
Mario having a panic attack doesn’t feel relatable when it’s just been a 5/10 kids movie that’s only getting dough because it’s attached a profitable franchise. Tonally speaking it’s like mixing onions sauce and chocolate
I like The Last Wish’s use of it. Movie about death and overcoming fear of it where the protagonist fights the concept of death itself.
Quite simple >ehi puss in boots 2 was a successful movie and is highly regarded as a modern masterpiece by many.it was because of the wonderful animation and direction? The great ideas?the charismatic cast? The importance of the themes and challenge each character has to face in it? >”of curse not, you dumb moron” answers the greedy producer “it is totally for that scene where puss got a (resonable) panic attack that sold it as mature to the normies walking money dispensers >so we are gonna copy-paste that scene in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE, it will be our new “twist villain twist” of this decade! Trust me,playing everything as one emotional trauma will make billions of dollars.I love being so fresh and subversive!
because those projects are now so expensive they won't even try to create anything, they will chase for trends of older stuff forever now. panic attacks is the new ubisoft tower.
Is every bog standard "protag has a horrible nightmare and wakes up shaking" scene going to get reinterpreted as "romanticizing panic attacks" and have people b***hing, now?
you sound desperate for attention if this is what gets you mad
umm, hi
What's with this recent wave of you queers trying to act like everyone you disagree with is, not even a troony, but an actual woman? Is this some new gay op?
>can't spot the difference between trannies and femanons
>calls anyone else a queer
>Makes something up
>Deflects
Hmmmmm
Don't dig yourself deeper.
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>top has a cat fearful of his mortality because a wolf is trying to kill him and a Brooklyner hiding because a giant cucked turtle is trying to kill him
>bottom has two pussies scared over nothing
>cat fearful of his mortality because a wolf is trying to kill him
It was panic attack coded, he needed a literal therapy dog to calm down
And? Puss still has a legit reason to have an panic attack. Wouldn't you feel panic or anxiety when you are being chased by the personification of Death itself?
Mario was in a similar situation.
They are saying that the character was justified having a freak out even if the therapy dog thing was dumb and it’s not like these other mentally ill loons where they are having meltdowns over people looking at them weird
>coded
you fanatics are really just programmed muppets holy shit.
Marvel did it first
But anyways, what's the problem with something showing actual emotion to being scared af? Is the lady from Alien a fricking moronic for breaking down because they're being hunted by an alien?
>But anyways, what's the problem with something showing actual emotion to being scared af?
Because we're NOT seeing actual emotion. We're seeing people make over exaggerated un-proportionate responses to trivial stimuli. The emotion isn't the problem itself. The problem is any time anything happens people go from Zero to Vietnam crazy.,
>trivial stimuli
Anon, we're discussing children's movies. Up to a certain age, NOTHING is trivial. Literally everything you do is ride or die until your reach the maturity to know otherwise. God forbid we treat kids with enough respect that we acknowledge the reality of thier day to day
>Anon, we're discussing children's movies.
Children's movies didn't suddenly start here and now. There have been a lot of them over the years and they have all dealt with things better than this did.
>God forbid we treat kids with enough respect that we acknowledge the reality of thier day to day
That's the thing though. YOU'RE NOT. This isn't respectful. This isn't encouraging. This is latching onto a latest thing and treating them like easily victimized losers. Kids should be insulted by this.
>There have been a lot of them over the years and they have all dealt with things better than this did
Name five examples
When was the last time you actually spoke to a child?
Anon, panic attacks can legitimately hit hard and fast like that, it's actually pretty fricking scary to watch it happen to someone.
it's not scary, it's pathetic to see people who weren't properly educated and are now defective automatons bugging around at random stimuli
You've never actually had one?
I've had them.
Genuinely full blown near psychotic panic attack from going into college in a strange place, stress over doing good in sports, lack of sleep, lack of pussy, and tons of caffeine to keep up.
Started sweating hearing shit seeing things got quiet and walked to my dorm room to chill out.
Didn't start going butthole nuts like these obnoxious fricking morons.
This is teaching people to be weak and easily manipulated by their emotions.
To create subconscious triggers to react too on a base level.
>tumblr speak
Go be a gay somewhere else, this shit isn’t something you should be proud of.
HE LITERALLY HAD DEATH HIMSELF AFTER HIM
Tbf the Spiderverse example in that pic is Miles literally waking up from a nightmare, the actual short is mainly about him being stressed/overwhelmed from juggling his normal life and being Spider-Man so he has a chat with his dad to comfort him.
tbf Riley has the most tragic backstory of being removed from her small homogeneous Midwestern town to a 3rd world shithole.
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So it started on SomethingAwful and came over here for the broke boys to frick around with too.
>Shinji's mind break seeing Asuka's corpse at the beginning of the end of the world is the origin of modern panic attack tends in animation
I don't think so, Tim
>It all started here, believe it or not. Cinemaphile was the premier weeb forum,
I'm reasonably certain that was Hongfire.
Obsessed
Panic attacks are the hottest item in the checklist, along physical disabilities such as missing a limb.
But only one of these is a panic attack
Fear never existed until recently according to Cinemaphile
>Nikolai Out
Streamed Inside Out 2 an hour ago. Riley's panic attack was so cringeworthy because you could just tell how Pixar contacted licensed therapists, psychologists, and whatever the frick to attempt to display the panic attack "accurately" but it just felt so disingenuous with their attempt to receive praise for "realistic anxiety attack portrayal".
Especially when she was visually grounding herself by touching the bench and listening to her surroundings.
>it's accurate therefore it's disingenuous
Ok now I KNOW you're just trolling for the sake of it, because NO ONE is that stupid. This is your final (you) from me, good luck and God bless, ya fuggin idgit
well did the therapists say that scene was how to portray a panic attack?
Who's getting the best head?
Miles > Puss > Mario > Riley (no dick)
>when you nut but she keeps suckin'
>when you're confronted with a job application after your EBT is cancelled
seethe. Miles is here to stay
He's a charisma vacuum and he'll be completely forgotten once the execs stop pushing him day and night into everything under the sun.
>Most popular animated movie in decades with billion dollar revenue
Get a load of this guy
Peter carried it, same as he ever has. All those parasites trying to ride his red and blue coattails would flop and die if they were left to their own devices. It's just Miles is the worst about it.
You bendis gays are sad, just desperate for your pity self insert to mean more than that.
>when gwen's big troony wiener enters your ass hole.
miles because troons know the best spot to suck on
Miles
Miles for sure.
>decides to have an incoherent tantrum over fictional characters being upset
Sasuga
At least you can add them to the image as another example
as another anon said:
>they did need to actually. because the whole appeal of the panic attack is the power fantasy. the idea that your feelings are so important that they physically manifest as this ultimate climactic moment. and the rules are if you have a panic attack then the whole world has to revolve around you because that's how big a deal it is. that's why they keep putting them in animated movies and why normies praise it to the moon and back on social media under the guise of "wow it was so brave and vulnerable to include that scene"
>everyone must be as narcissistic as I am because I set the standard for humanity itself, obviously
Wanna know how i know you're a 17 year old incel from Knoxville?
Glorifying panic attacks and other mental illnesses is peak narcissism though
What's the difference between portrayal and glorification in your mind
>the average moviegoer having an ego at all and secretly wishing they had a guaranteed way of making people pay attention to them makes them a full-on narcissist
Wanna know how i know you're currently mindbreaking yourself with your "i cant take being an incel anymore im gonna start being a pick-me boy instead" phase?
>methinks the anon doth project too much
>pick-me boy
lol there are no girls here anon. He's just calling you an butthole, because thats what you are. Ain't a fight, you're just being a stereotype and making up new ones is hardly giving you an advantage here.
I'm not, now I have to listen to you not dealing with yourself
>Panic Attack
>Power Fantasy
What the ACTUAL frick are you on about? There is NOTHING fricking "powerful" about mental issues. You think I fricking LOVE aspergers? You think I enjoy being sound sensative and find power in having to AVOID my own fricking sister's kid because them crying upsets me in a deep why I can't understand?
Frick you anon. For real, actually frick you. Here's you (you) if you wanted someone baited and angry, hope it's worth the 5 seconds of pleasure it gives to your shriveled up piece of gum you call a brain.
I swear to god if I didn't have Vackbox on Cinemaphile, and DECENT threads on /vg/, this would be THE THING to finally get me to leave Cinemaphile after 9 years on this god forsaken board, was some dipshit WHINING like a prissy little b***h about characters dealing with trauma because
"IT'S A POWER FANTASY".
Attention
Validation
Everyone looking at them telling them they are great and giving her good feels.
This is a female power fantasy.
If she can get it by having what they are conditioning and teaching them to see as a panic attack see it as normal and things that girls should havethey will.
Better then desperatel seeking out/faking sexual assault in hopes of being a victim for that power fantasy/clout like some sick women.
Nta, but as someone who actually did have the girl I lost my virginity to make a false rape accusation against me, I can safely say you're talking out your ass and should shut the frick up. There is no power in taking someone thru the mud because you're right there in the shit alongside them. Anyone who thinks having that level of scrutiny on them as being a good thing are goddam certifiably insane.
b***h who are you kidding.
No one believes your MUH FURST TIME SCREAMED RAPE AGAINST ME fricking story you just fricking concocted to make your MUH SESXUAL ASSAULT AND RAPES ARE NEVER FAKED FOR MONEY OR CLOUT
Who are you fricking kidding. This happens. Real victims are oft silent or CONVINCED they really wanted it ala "you are a boy and an older woman assaulted you, you wanted it" in media and from adult female pedophiles and women who want to enshrine women as victims and never predators as their base of power and ideal. "those men raped you and wanted you to do things to them so you asked for it you're actually a homosexual" shit is used by the other side as well.
But women who lie about rape for clout and a power fantasy?!!
NOOOOOPE
SHIT DOES NOT HAPPEN
ERP is against the rules.
Same for you, Industrycuck.
Meds
Oh, you're one of those people who wants to downplay it and go LOL ERP and LOL HOT right?
Oh you. The most israelited mid movie ever.
Who in the frick thought it would be a good idea to wast a fricking hour on the israelite and his obvious israel parallel in the kong kingdom?
Who thought mean spirited flat bossb***h rat face princes toad stool was a good idea?
Who thought mario being a b***h and luigi spending 99.9% of the movie completely out of the fricking plot was good?
Their interactions on screen was the only good part.
AND THE FRICKING SCARED MOMENT MAKES NO GODDAMNED SENSE AS A MARIO MOMENT IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE LUIGI WAS TERRIFIED AND SCARED THROUGHOUT! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LUIGI BEING TERRIFIED BUT PLUCKING UP COURAGE TO HELP MARIO!!
THATS HIS MOMENT
AND IT WAS FRICKED UP!
your review sucks. not defending the mario movie, that shit fricking sucks, but you're missing every element that makes it bad and are conjuring up some other ones (everything about peach). i would write a review about why it's bad, but it's for the sake of getting the same message across in a few words i'll just say it's just an illumination movie but with a budget.
>Don't besmirch a piece of shit movie
>I'll just say your review is bad never expand on why and pretend I have some sort of intelelctual and moral highground.
Nah b***h. You start saying why I'm wrong or you frick off.
peach was not mean, the interactions on screen are toddler toon tier, the israel stuff is fanfiction and the scared moment was not luigi's moment because after not being involved for the entire movie, luigi manning up and doing something would have been an asspull since there was no growth to lead to that moment; i'm not saying it's mario's either since that's also an ass pull in itself. this movie sucks, but not for the reasons you say.
also i didn't take a moral highground, i took an intelectual one
>missing every element that makes it bad and are conjuring up some other ones
people do this a lot I noticed. not just reviewing movies, but games, etc.
>Who thought mario being a b***h and luigi spending 99.9% of the movie completely out of the fricking plot was good?
You are aware that describes like.......87% of all Mario games that don't have Party in the title, yes? Mario's always been Peach's lapdog and Luigi has always been second fiddle. Do you even vidya, brah?
>AND THE FRICKING SCARED MOMENT MAKES NO GODDAMNED SENSE AS A MARIO MOMENT IN THE MOVIE
Mario was just a plumber from Brooklyn at the start of the film. I know it's a kids movie, but did you really expect him to go from average joe to goddam Master Chief in the span of about 90 minutes? It makes perfect sense that he'd take a moment to curl up when he's a 5'1" tech school grad going up against a fuggin 80 ton fire breathing dragon-turtle out for blood.
I"m fricking sorry, he had no fricking problem against the giant israelite coded ape and the other monsters nor did he have a problem with bowser before that.
It's a character moment that was totally out of place when you fricking consider EVERYTHING that happened before and should have gone to luigi.
You know, the character that was established to be less then brave at the very beginning of the movie?
OF THE BRAVE GUY THAT WAS BRAVE NONSTOP GOT SCARED FOR NO REASON OUT OF NOWHERE THEN GOT NOT SCARED!!!!
......so wait, are you actually agreeing with me or no? I'm honestly a little confused by all your psychotic rambling.
Also
>show us on the doll where the mean feminists touched you, anon
You will never be a woman.
im talking about why fictional portrayals of movie panic attacks appeal to people. you're not a fictional movie character, are you? so then what im saying does not include your circumstances. yes, obviously real life mental disorders make you the opposite of powerful. but in movies, they make characters powerful because all of the sudden everyone else has to be extra nice to them.
>characters are written to mirror the audience's feelings
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT IS IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEEEE
Don't ask why it's happening, ask how to fix it. And the answer is right here.
Glorification of trauma is a popular trend among the left. Inclusiveness of the mentally handicapped except it’s not really sincere and it’s done just to get brownie points.
>Glorification of trauma is a popular trend among the left.
Is it? Don't the right have their own christian persecution complex thing going on too?
Is it really a complex if it's real tho
Are autists on Cinemaphile really having trouble distinguishing between critique and being mad? I guess that is to be expected.
>Are autists on Cinemaphile really having trouble distinguishing between critique and being mad? I
To be fair critique and being mad is usually the same thing in Cinemaphile
What critique? OP is spewing the exact same shit as the other hundred fricking times I’ve seen this thread
There’s no thought here, you morons are just taking examples of characters panicking and pointing and screeching at them to justify the latest “NEW THINGS BAD”
Cat is literally face to face with death
Mario is pretty much a normal guy who has to fight a dragon.
Bottom two are Gen Z teenagers
Done and dusted.
someone else said, Miles has to deal with being Spiderman with powers, and people are out to kill him and his family.
>Oh no I have to save my family when I have superpowers oh nooooo
Yes? That's Spider-Man's whole thing, he's supposed to be relatable and dealing with normal shit everyone else goes through
The bad boys new movie has this too
>Cops have PSTD
Stop the presses
puting mario there is nonsense.
I hate how glorified anxiety attacks are being, most zoomers and gen alpha don't know what a true anxiety attack is and try to threat it like this quirky personality trait, it's not a fun experience, it's been so bad for me I stop breathing, it's like my throat completely closes off while I desperately try to gasp for air until I get light headed enough that I stop tensing up
Does the image from the post you quoted depict "fun" to you?
Nothing new, quirky teenagers turned depression into a joke decades ago
>no one else is having a REAL anxiety attack, i'm the special one
>It's literally death, I'm gonna die, goddamn
>I transported to another world, what the frick
>The weight of the multiverse is on my shoulders holy shit
>AAAAAA HOCKEY HARD I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK
I hate children so much it's unreal
All problems are valid. It shouldn’t be a competition on who has it the worst.
this. Anons here are acting as if there were in the same situations they would be stoic badasses when they literally spill their spaghetti over the slightest social interaction.
>All problems are valid.
I am very glad I grew up in a time where my blubbering doomering was largely shut down.
Nothing gives you the right to tell another human being how they should experience thier own pain. At best, it makes you sound like an butthole
Losing a fricking game should never end up with you totally losing your shit, I don't give a frick who you think you are, if a person goes mad because some team won over the other, or is not managing to score goals and can't handle it to the point they are having open panic attacks of excessive aggressive spikes then they should be taken to some mental hospital.
But professional athletes lose their shit because something didn't go their way during a game all the time.
>He said, on the board primarily dedicated to children's media
Mario's not having a panic attack though, he just got punted through a window and into a brick wall and TV. Dude's in a lot of pain and considering hiding as he just got his ass kicked.
I dunno, Xitter and titkok classified it as a panic attack.
wasn't that as a joke when they decided to hate panic attacks in media
Also, like a true man he picks himself back up and keeps fighting to save everyone he loves, ultimately winning against the odds.
It's understandable to feel fear in the face of peril, but what's important is that you keep fighting and don't give up.
looks like all those panic attacks are causing you a panic attack
Why are you so bothered by this?
Give OP some space, anon. He's having a panic attack that's triggered by seeing cartoons having panic attacks.
>movie series about what happens when emotions don't work properly
>OP is surprised when a character's emotions don't work properly
It's very scary because you know how games/movies add in diversity, now it's panic attacks or some mental illness because like diversity, it's what's seen as Good, Hip or what is normal. Bad times ahead frens.
>Captcha DAMNSG
Yeah
Why is Mario there? That wasn't a panic attack
I love mario
the mario movie sucked and from what i remember that wasn't a panic attack that was just him running away
Emasculation is trendy now
>show any sort of emotion is emasculation
frick off you loveless homosexual
Feminine emotions, cuckery, and weakness, degeneracy, and letting your emotional guard down to be easily manipulated and brainwashed by committee designed programming is being open emotionally.
>screamed the pot to the gathered kettles
You lost all wars. You have nothing to pride yourself. You can get killed and never be missed.
Seething
There's no such thing as 'feminine emotions' you FRICKING moron.
>any sort of emotion
Panic attacks are more than just "any sort of emotion" and you know it homosexual
You probably think steven universe is a great character
This is why women only see you as a friend.
At least women actually talk to him willingly
satanspawn detected.
You are the reason why we have so many mentally ill people now.
Reminder that the only reason anyone would want you to unilaterally make yourself vulnerable to them is so they can hurt you.
The world is not nearly as fricked up as you think it is, anon, and I'm sorry for whatever it was that made you think otherwise
>The world is not nearly as fricked up as you think it is, anon
kek
tell me you're underage without telling me you're underage
God bless, anon
>The world is not nearly as fricked up as you think it is, anon
Then why there are people who kidnap and traffic the organs of children?
Wow I haven’t seen any of these movies, and have no desire to do so. I guess I’m done with mainstream animated movies now.
To turn your children gay.
Puss and Mario get a pass because of the situations they're in. It makes sense for Puss since he wasted his other lives and the wolf(grim reaper) tries to take his last life. Mario gets a past because he's fighting a fricking turtle that can shoot fire from his mouth.
>I'M PANICKING I'M PANICKING HELP MOM GET IN HERE
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMY
>YES ITS TRUE, I, THE DAUGHTER RILEY, AM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK.
You okay there, sport? Sounds like you were having a hard time.
How can I get me in on some of that panic attack action?
This romanticization of panic attacks it's likely doing more harm than good.
How is it a romanticization?
Asking genuinely, I've never seen any of the movies in OP's pic.
Well they are trying to make it seem like a quirky thing to have, almost like trying to make it part of their personality.
Every scene in OP's pic hits at the third act low point, dingus. They're not a quirky aspect, it's quite literally the lowest point that they're at in the entire film
Is this your new hill to die on? You've given up on attacking Smiling Friends for Zach Hadel saying there's more to life than viddy and jerking it? Now it's all panic attacks, all the time? Just work up the courage to walk outside and talk to a cashier or something. I was at an event the other day and a young lady with autism worked up the courage to walk up to talk to me. It was a lovely conversation and I'm glad she did but she was fighting anxiety to do it.
ITT: Cinemaphile proving once again why they have a reputation as being the tumblr board.
Cause Demoralization, we cant have male heroes being actually brave with dignity, now you better praise girlboss MC #144
Both Mario and Puss in Boots end up saving the day by the end though.
ruby gillman bros, even here we're ignored
I don't know why the frick anyone would want to panic attack representation who the frick wants to be reminded about one of those. I've had a few and I'd only wish that shit on my worst enemies
I don't think any of those movies really intended to be "panic attack representation," to be fair: a character breaking down just serves to show that they've reached their lowest point.
Because you touch yourself at night
In the 2020's, it's panic attacks.
2010's, it was generational trauma.
2000's & 90's, it was "my dad is too busy at the office factory to come to my oboe recital or little league game!"
How true is this?
Post more anxiety attacks in media
They're so hot
So now any time someone feels even a little bit of social pressure or nervousness we're supposed to treat it as a full blown anxiety attack?
Who are you quoting?
We are not saying extensional dread is "weird and unrealistic" now are we? How can you be this removed from human emotions at this point?
I think we need to force psychiatric evaluation on everyone post 21 years old, if you don't you get jailed or executed. This reaction to natural human behavior is inhumane.
>Emotions only exist in the most absolute extremes
This is going to be the big defense isn't it? Just people blindly acting like the issue is EMOTIONS when they don't even know what that means turns out.
only exist in the most absolute extremes
Autismo, it's a cartoon. It's fricking fiction. Bugs bunny made this clear 3/4ths of a century ago
Stop treating fiction as a documentary.
Wait so which is it then? Are we supposed to accept emotions as a realistic and serious thing or are we supposed to write it all off as a cartoon. Pick a lane because you can't have it both ways.
We are suppose to empathize instead of being a heartless subhuman.
you are an easily manipulated slave
>who cares if it's badly written cartoons are for morons anyway
Every time you try to talk, only reatarded garge comes out.
Stop taking cartoons more seriously than real politics.
Said the anti humanist.
It feels unearned tbh. Like checking off a quota. Yes, i’m aware these characters are going through circumstances that are dangerous and they’re still human for having fear about said danger, but I can’t shake the vibe that most of these scenes exist because someone in a suit wanted these scenes.
Mario having a panic attack doesn’t feel relatable when it’s just been a 5/10 kids movie that’s only getting dough because it’s attached a profitable franchise. Tonally speaking it’s like mixing onions sauce and chocolate
I like The Last Wish’s use of it. Movie about death and overcoming fear of it where the protagonist fights the concept of death itself.
Quite simple
>ehi puss in boots 2 was a successful movie and is highly regarded as a modern masterpiece by many.it was because of the wonderful animation and direction? The great ideas?the charismatic cast? The importance of the themes and challenge each character has to face in it?
>”of curse not, you dumb moron” answers the greedy producer “it is totally for that scene where puss got a (resonable) panic attack that sold it as mature to the normies walking money dispensers
>so we are gonna copy-paste that scene in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE, it will be our new “twist villain twist” of this decade! Trust me,playing everything as one emotional trauma will make billions of dollars.I love being so fresh and subversive!
It totally went like this
because those projects are now so expensive they won't even try to create anything, they will chase for trends of older stuff forever now. panic attacks is the new ubisoft tower.
Having Mario on there is a bit disingenuous. He's not having a panic attack, he's hiding after getting his ass kicked.
>Why does the movie about emotions and how they interact with the process of growing up have an anxiety attack in it
Jesus fricking Christ.
Is Mario having a panic attack? Isn't that after he just got fricked up by Bowser? It looks more like he's clutching his shoulder than his chest
Normalizing weakness frick yeah
>panic attack feels like you're about to die, and you feel like absolute shit afterwards
>AAAAH I'M COVERED IN SPIDERS
>AHH NOT THE HOCKEY STICK
>watch show
>there's no liminal biblically accurate lost media analog horror panic attacks
how am i supposed to watch this garbage???
You forgot Velma
Is it really that hard to discuss Comics & Cartoons that you enjoy?
But I love cartoons and comics where a character has a panic attack.
Is every bog standard "protag has a horrible nightmare and wakes up shaking" scene going to get reinterpreted as "romanticizing panic attacks" and have people b***hing, now?